He was a recent choice in the 2008 draft by the Bills, and figures to be a developmental prospect. I bring him to your attention for one reason and one reason only:

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/2008-04-27-3502350495_x.htm

His daddy is Karl Malone. When Malone was 20 and Bell's mama was 12, they met and had some hot Louisiana intercourse, producing an NFL-caliber offensive lineman. Malone has subsequently refused to acknowledge Bell, as any good parent in that situation would.

His mom had him when she was 12? Dear lord, I didn't know that was possible

You've lived quite the sheltered life then.

Well, I guess looking back on it, that may be the earliest I've heard girls can get pregnant.

There have been younger girls.

What's the youngest?

ur mom.

In all seriousness, I don't know.

What I do know is that this isn't nearly as good as a 29 year old Rocket plowing a 15 year old.

^Mailman apologist

^Gee, where else have I heard about Malone denying one of his kids?

The guy is a redneck. He's still probably banging 12 year olds.