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Glenn
04-24-2008, 01:10 PM
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, SO AWESOME



http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080424/SPORTS03/804240400/1048


Star Jones, reportedly dating Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade, has filed for a divorce from her husband of about three years, Al Reynolds.


Dwyane Wade is reportedly dating Star Jones, a former co-host of The View, who recently filed for divorce.
It was announced last September that Wade and his wife Siovaughn were also divorcing.

Jones is 20 years older than the Miami Heat guard.

http://www.betterthanfudge.com/img/fatstar.jpg

http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/gma_star_jones_070816_ms.jpg

Glenn
04-24-2008, 01:13 PM
OH MY GAWD!! (http://socialitereport.com/2008/04/star_jones_caught_between_a_ga.html)

Glenn
04-24-2008, 01:15 PM
http://www.mediatakeout.com/photo/1208523517stardwaynedating.jpg

MoTown
04-24-2008, 01:19 PM
This can't be true. It just can't.

Zekyl
04-24-2008, 01:40 PM
Wow, I hate to say this, but Dwyane Wade could do better....

Tahoe
04-24-2008, 01:44 PM
hey..tap a new wrinkle every night.

WTFchris
04-24-2008, 01:46 PM
Wow, I hate to say this, but Dwyane Wade could do better....

Are you downplaying the fact that he has to use a wheel chair now?

Zekyl
04-24-2008, 01:49 PM
Wheelchairs get sympathy. Sympathy gets girls. As long as you're not perminently crippled, that is.

Glenn
04-24-2008, 01:50 PM
Here's his (estranged) wife:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2005-08/19195151.jpg

http://miamisportsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dwyane_wade180.jpg

Zekyl
04-24-2008, 01:56 PM
So you're saying he just has bad taste.

Glenn
04-24-2008, 02:00 PM
If the bottom pic is older than the top one, she looks like she chunked up a bit.

If she drops the weight, maybe he'll be interested again (seems to be the pattern).

Black Dynamite
04-24-2008, 02:03 PM
Yea the later pic looks bad. Plus wade is a star now, what better than to date Star Jones.

MoTown
04-24-2008, 02:19 PM
In related news, Halle Berry has started a fling with Sam Cassell.

CindyKate
04-24-2008, 03:18 PM
There's gonna be a time when he falls down and can't get up any more, with Jones on him.

BubblesTheLion
04-24-2008, 03:19 PM
No way.

Glenn
04-24-2008, 03:23 PM
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/745/stargx9.jpg

MoTown
04-24-2008, 03:23 PM
LOL

Glenn
04-24-2008, 03:24 PM
I can't figure out why I can't get that song by The Weathergirls out of my head.

CindyKate
04-24-2008, 03:25 PM
So square white dots and talk bubbles are the new brown brush?

Glenn
04-24-2008, 03:26 PM
So square white dots and talk bubbles are the new brown brush?

I've expanded my capabilities (night class).

Thanks for noticing.

Big Swami
04-24-2008, 04:59 PM
CLOSE THIS THREAD AND LET US NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN.

SERIOUSLY. NEVER.

ABABABABAB! NEVER.

Timone
04-24-2008, 05:38 PM
Star Jones?

Can you say beard?

WTFchris
04-24-2008, 06:21 PM
I've expanded my capabilities (night class).

Thanks for noticing.

an artist is born.

Glenn
04-24-2008, 06:58 PM
And Swam, no dice.

I will refer top this for the rest of my days.

History has been made today.

Timone
04-24-2008, 07:03 PM
Wilbon says that Wade isn't dating Star Jones.

Then again, Mike is a douche and they're both from the Chicago area, so I'm sure he feels the need protect his boy.

Uncle Mxy
04-24-2008, 07:41 PM
This shit belongs in
THE STANDS

geerussell
04-24-2008, 08:33 PM
This is a crime against humanity. If I saw her in person, I'd just crumble (tm)Glenn. Right after I turned to stone.

Black Dynamite
04-24-2008, 10:47 PM
Love is blind people. maybe she has a pretty heart. [smilie=heatsmiley2:

Zekyl
04-25-2008, 09:04 AM
It can't be pretty when its all covered in fat and clogged.

Glenn
04-25-2008, 09:12 AM
Can somebody clean this up for me?

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3959/starwadesa8.jpg



Just kidding, don't bother

Tahoe
05-02-2008, 07:02 PM
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1664/97242017lk9.jpg

UxKa
05-02-2008, 07:48 PM
When he drives to the hole and flops he has a cushion.

Glenn
05-19-2008, 04:02 PM
Dwyane Wade loves his mother, buys her a church

By J.E. Skeets

Well, this puts my bouquet of flowers to shame; Dwayne Wade bought his mom a church for Mother's Day. (Show off.) No, I kid, it's a great story. D-Wade's mom Jolinda turned her drug addicted life around seven years ago when, after years of urging by her children, she got help and got clean. Along the way, she devoted her life to spreading the word of God, starting her first ministry while in prison. And now, thanks to her son, she's got her own — Temple of Praise. And now, thanks to Wade, I feel horrible for passing on that extra bed of baby's breath.

Uncle Mxy
05-20-2008, 12:38 PM
Will this be the churck that DWade gets married in?
Only love can say what will be in the stars.