The girl sitting next to me in class says the Spurs are DONE!

Is she hot?

Give her my number.

7

That's for you sweetie!

No, she's nasty. I'd rather beat the shit out of her with a baseball bat than look at her nasty face *I just got hit*

Zekyl, give me her # then.

DELETED PHONE NUMBER

Is that a Cleveland area code?

Girl. You turn that seven one way and its an eye winking. You turn it another and its a finger pointing at you. That's me girl, winking at you. 7

pointing and winking? no way! how lucky am i?

And Mo, that's a Toledo area code.

They always try to say I'm from Cleveland

But you're from Michigan *awkward look*

I'm gay.

I'll let you guess the last number.

How ugly is she?

Kelsey's a beautiful name. For a horse
7

I only fuck the ugliest girls, Zek.

except my woman, god is she hot...yeah...

It's not 0, that's some dude named Joe.

LOL

Hell, I could get any hot girl I wanted. I just like fucking and leaving the ugliest ones because it's more fun.

Z your real name is Brian? She doesn't sound hot.

They always try to say I'm from Cleveland

But you're from Michigan *awkward look*

*slips $5 under the table to Kelsey*

(Why the hell are you slipping money under the table? We can't see you on a message board...)

Z your real name is Brian?[/COLOR]

No, it's Bryan.

*snickers*

SDB is the shit.

DONE.

Yo Zek/Fool, ask Kelsey if she likes a man who has been to prison.

I sent it via text because I'm at work. I'll let you know if she responds.

Ask her if she likes it in the ass too.

Thanks.

Who am I Kwame?

Apparently she's a slow typer.

Come on girl. 7

Well, I'm not opposed to fucking a retard...

no offense

Geez man, maybe she just doesn't have any thumbs.

I swear to god, I typed Kelsey in google images and got this:

http://www.rowshop.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/kelsey_something.jpg

Coincidence?

No, it's Bryan.

*snickers*
:cogent:

She looks like she doesn't have any thumbs.

Z seriously, is your name Brian?

I can't believe you actually called her, she was slow texting back because she was texting me saying "I can't believe you gave them my number, they actually called me"

I said Cogent to SDB because he spelled it right.

I can't believe you actually called her, she was slow texting back because she was texting me saying "I can't believe you gave them my number, they actually called me"

I won't just call her. 7

I thought she was sitting next to you? You don't let her talk? That's pimp.

Uh-oh, she just sent me the text "WTF?!" I think someone made her mad or something. I may be in trouble.

Speaking of pimps, make us proud and slap that bitch right now.

We're out of class now. Class got out a little bit ago and I just got home.

We need a picture now or just her Fling.com username.

It was SDB, that pissed her off.

This discussion is so much better than the Spurs one.

I'm glad I could help.

Zek, I'm too lazy to go check. What's her # again?

Was it a poor choice to go Shawn Salisbury and send her a picture of my package?

Probably. Depends on how funny.

You calling my junk funny? I do shave my pubes in the shape of a clown face.

No. But if its just a straight up picture of it, that's bad, if you put it on a plate on some lettuce, or in a hot dog bun, then its funny and I wouldn't care how much she bitched at me.

POIDH

I twisted it into a dog, like a balloon animal.

Seriously though, probably time to take her number off the message board. Out of your quote as well SDB.

Mo .... you want a picture of my dick?

I already removed it, its just in SDB's quote.

Ok.

Let's get her to register here.

Huh? I blacked out what happened?

I should, she comes here to look at the Other Topics threads every once in a while, she thinks the random pics thread is hilarious.

7

I edited it out of my quote.

I should, she comes here to look at the Other Topics threads every once in a while, she thinks the random pics thread is hilarious.

Ok, spill the beans...you two are fucking, aren't you?

Nope.

Did she come over to your house to make cookies not too long ago?

Ha, so I'm the one that pissed her off?

That's something I can just never fail at, no matter how hard I try.

Wait, why was she pissed?

Zek, tell Kelsey to call me.

313-867-5309

BTW, this just might be the best 5 or 6 pages in any WTF thread ever.

It appears SDB doesn't have thumbs either.

It appears SDB doesn't have thumbs either.

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Man, I'm not catching shit this week. It didn't come back, so I called someone a pimp.

I think she was more mad that I gave her number to people I've never actually met.

We're from Michigan though.

That's what I said.

I think she was more mad that I gave her number to people I've never actually met.

It's ok Zekyl, I KNOW I piss people off and annoy them.

It's fine.

She kind of sounded like a tight ass on the phone.

My thoughts about her are summed up by Immortal Technique in the song "You Never Know"

She kind of sounded like a tight ass on the phone.

Should've told her you were shimmying.

I'll call her later.

I hope we didn't cockblock you, Zek.

You didn't, no worries.

You never answered my question.

Must have missed it.

Did she come over to your house to make cookies not too long ago?

Somebody swat this shit to the "high school" forum.

You're just jealous you didn't get to talk to Kelsey.

Somebody swat this shit to the "high school" forum.

Well, since this thread is about the Spurs I think somebody should swat dis shit to the "old fuck" forum.



You're just jealous you didn't get to talk to Kelsey.

I agree.

How do you think Zekyl got hooked up with Kelsey?

Hey! He's not GOING OUT with Kelsey, they're just friends!

It's not my fault he couldn't seal the deal...

0o0o0oh

No one said one way or the other, gentlemen. All I said is she's just a friend and we're not fucking.

And then you wouldn't answer the cookie question...

Dude, WHY not?

You're not one of those "saving myself for marriage" or "I'm just waiting for the right girl" guys, are you?

Not at all. I just figured I shouldn't tell stories about her if I'm going to try to lure her here to post.

You can always just PM MoTown and me and tell us what she's like in the sack.

Yikes?

Another thread?

I know you better than to PM you anything and assume everyone won't know.

Dude, you do NOT know me.

It's ok.

So that's a no for the cookies...

They really were delicious cookies. She bakes well.

Zek, come on dawg...I need details!

Can you at least tell me what she looks like and how tall she is?

Or you can just tell me if she has a nice rack or ass and I'll be happy too.

DING DING DING.

:zekyl owns:

Fuck. I can't believe the 7 didn't work. That's like a first.

How do you know she wasn't talking about you all day?

"OH man, I really want that guy with the 7. That clever fuck knew the way to my panties like WHoA"

like WHOA?



http://susansmusings.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/valley-girls2.jpg

Is that her?

Nah, that girls got FAR too much fashion sense to be Kelsey.
What stupid fucks actually dress like that? They should be euthanized.

Well, you know, "LIKE WHOA" sounds like something a valley girl would say.

It's only fitting we're being sponsored by SBTB.

That's why I threw it in there, got to appease the sponsors.

My flow, nitro, nice clothes, LIKE WHOA!

She wears panties? I'll change that. 7

Go Fool, go Fool!

http://www.maximonline.com/entertainment/reviews/editorial_images/movies_8mile_110802.jpg

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1208452982 > http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/msu/sports/w-volley/auto_headshot/568286.jpeg

^Oh fuck, wait until Bubbles sees that!

Or CCCMom... wait, that's not right. What was her mom's name?

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1208452982 > http://www.purpleglitter.com/myspace/hotties/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-5.jpg

Damn, that's strong.

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1208452982 + http://www.purpleglitter.com/myspace/hotties/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-5.jpg

Fixed.

So take one word you said
You put it in your bed
You rest your tiny head on your pillow
You wonder where you're going next
You got your head pushed to my chest
And now you're hoping that someone let's you in
Well I sure'll let you in
You know that you're in
Oh kelsey, you

So don't let anyone scare you
You know that I'll protect you
Always all through the thick and thin
Until the end
You better watch it
You know you don't cross it because
I'm always here for you
And I'll be here for you
(I know x3) I know how it feels believe me
I've been there
(I know x3) I know what it feels like
Tell me kelsey

I'd swim the ocean for you
The ocean for you
Whoa, oh kelsey
And I'd swim the ocean for you
Swim the ocean for you
Whoa, oh kelsey
Yeah.

It's going to get harder
And it's going to burn brighter
And it's going to feel tougher each and every day
So let me say that I love you
You're all that I've ever wanted
All that I've ever dreamed of to come
And yes you did come
I want you so bad
Can you feel it too?
You know I'm so, I'm so in love with you
I want you so much
I need you so much
I need you, I need you, your touch

And I'd swim the ocean for you
The ocean for you
Whoa, oh kelsey
[x4]

And you never, ever let me in (let me in)
[x4]

Metro Station - Kelsey

^ < 7

7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

So take one word you said
You put it in your bed
You rest your tiny head on your pillow
You wonder where you're going next
You got your head pushed to my chest
And now you're hoping that someone let's you in
Well I sure'll let you in
You know that you're in
Oh kelsey, you

So don't let anyone scare you
You know that I'll protect you
Always all through the thick and thin
Until the end
You better watch it
You know you don't cross it because
I'm always here for you
And I'll be here for you
(I know x3) I know how it feels believe me
I've been there
(I know x3) I know what it feels like
Tell me kelsey

I'd swim the ocean for you
The ocean for you
Whoa, oh kelsey
And I'd swim the ocean for you
Swim the ocean for you
Whoa, oh kelsey
Yeah.

It's going to get harder
And it's going to burn brighter
And it's going to feel tougher each and every day
So let me say that I love you
You're all that I've ever wanted
All that I've ever dreamed of to come
And yes you did come
I want you so bad
Can you feel it too?
You know I'm so, I'm so in love with you
I want you so much
I need you so much
I need you, I need you, your touch

And I'd swim the ocean for you
The ocean for you
Whoa, oh kelsey
[x4]

And you never, ever let me in (let me in)
[x4]

Metro Station - Kelsey

Reminded me of...

tH-VOGenqV4

Kelsey is never going to join WTF.

We could always move this to **** ** if she does decide to join, that way she doesn't see this thread and get creeped out.

I'm sure it won't take this thread for us to creep her out.

Yeah, you're right. Hanging with Zekyl offline is probably creepy, but imagine what happens if she sees how he acts here.

Kelsey is no Katrina 32 (http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/member.php?u=602)

Wow, Kstat seemed like he was actually liked (in the Joe Dumars PDA thread, anyway).

^ link plz. A non-rickroll link would be appreciated.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5418

Kelsey is no Katrina 32 (http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/member.php?u=602)
Yea she was fairly cute.

Ok i read this thread. You fucka's have issues. Of course I dont know who the fuck kelsey is nor do i begin to give a fuck.

^Oh fuck, wait until Bubbles sees that!

Ok, this makes two possible scenarios.

A. You don't remember all the details of that girl and my comments about her, and given the length of time and significance, I don't blame you.

B. You do remember the details of what my comments where, making your memory incredible. Which means you knowingly insulated that I would fuck my cousin. In which case, die.

Yeah, you guys better stop knowingly insulating things! It'll start getting all hot and energy costs for heating your home will go down, and that's just some BULLSHIT!

Yeah, you guys better stop knowingly insulating things! It'll start getting all hot and energy costs for heating your home will go down, and that's just some BULLSHIT!

You can die as well, you'll be on the airplane that smashes into Glenn's train over a fault line on top of a volcano

/End Calvin And Hobbes

Glenn > NBA. He's amazing and cares.

Any Kelsey updates?

Any Kelsey updates?

FkLg6vv34Fs

Her boyfriend won't let her talk to me, or something like that. Apparently she's not allowed to have friends.

WTF Boyfriend Beatdown?

SDB is my hitman, don't forget. One call to him and the boyfriend is gone.

Her boyfriend won't let her talk to me, or something like that. Apparently she's not allowed to have friends.

That's your leverage right there. Obviously he sucks if he won't let her see people, so she should get a better bf.

UxKa, love the sig. Two great movies.

There was a two??? Lord Zekyl, why have you not released it for the rest of us!???

No, the picture is a mix of two movies. Big Lebowski and Tombstone.

Its just Lebowski. ITs from the special features where they show a bunch of pictures Jeff Daniels took while shooting the movie. The guy in the cowboy suit is the narrator who makes an appearance in the film a couple times.

BTW, wants I should txt Kelsey and see what's up with her man and the hate?

I did not know that. Well, its the guy from Tombstone, and he's got the same moustache that he did in Tombstone, and he's wearing a cowboy outfit. I just assumed.

You should really watch Big Lebowski sometime, it's a good flick.

Also, that's Sam Elliot, he's been in lots of stuff.

This is generally considered his best movie:

h3EhFrjcD_8

It gets real good starting at about 1:50.

I sometimes wonder who'd win in a big brawl between Patrick Swayze, David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris. Clearly Chuck would win but it'd be amusing as all hell.

Seen both of them. I just haven't seen Lebowski in a long time and completely forgot.