Here is a thread where you can aks Sir Douche Baggins questions.

SDB,

You recently stated that you awoke in your car today, is it true that you were in the Palace parking lot with a shotgun?

MoTown will be answering all questions on my behalf.

Work time.

MoTown,

Can you explain why SDB seems so moody today?

Is it the fact that he finally got a job?
Just busting your balls

Glenn,

Awful question. SDB is moody when he feels like being moody. If you don't like it, you can take it up with him. He's currently in the Palace parking lot...

Next question.

MoTown,

Is it true that SDB makes things up about others in an attempt to keep our attention off his own flaws?

Is it the fact that he finally got a job?
Just busting your balls

Zekyl,

SDB works plenty of jobs. They're just in industries you wouldn't be comfortable hearing about. So cut the "busting his ball" out. He's actually looking out for you.

SDB = Humanitarian.

MoTown,

Is it true that SDB makes things up about others in an attempt to keep our attention off his own flaws?

Zekyl,

Everything SDB does has a reason. You may not understand that reason, but that's because you're not on his level. Sometime he might feel like telling you everything, but now is not that time. Until then, SDB asks you to shut your mouth and enjoy the show.

Is SDB's penis really as big as his post count? If so, 11,783 is in what unit of measurement?

If MoTown answers this one, we'll have a winner of a thread on our hands.

Glenn, WTF is Gary Busey doing in your avatar?

Motown, What did SDB do yesterday?

Is SDB's penis really as big as his post count? If so, 11,783 is in what unit of measurement?

I'll answer your question with another question: How big is Tahoe's penis? Because SDB's penis is 1.6 times bigger than that.*

*Special thanks to John Hollinger for these statistics.

:motown owns: well played

I'll answer your question with another question: How big is Tahoe's penis? Because SDB's penis is 1.6 times bigger than that.*

*Special thanks to John Hollinger for these statistics.

MoTown is going huge with his posts, as he guaranteed. MoTown WANTS that top 5.

http://www.motownministries.com/ ...dontcha know.

Motown, What did SDB do yesterday?

Unlike bukdow, I will answer this question.

I'm not sure of the exact itinerary, as SDB is a private man, but I'm sure it involved fucking his girlfriend in the ass.

The best of the best get it done on the biggest stages, and MoTown is doing that right now.

You know, sometimes we take this guy for granted...I don't, because I've come to the realization that somebody of this guy's calibre comes around only once.

Glenn, WTF is Gary Busey doing in your avatar?

Seriously?

Mo, you want to take this one?

Glenn,

This is the ask SDB thread. Questions should be directed to him or about him. He knows fully well that's the Hoff in your av. SDB works in mysterious ways.

I'll answer your question with another question: How big is Tahoe's penis? Because SDB's penis is 1.6 times bigger than that.*

*Special thanks to John Hollinger for these statistics.

LOL :cogent:

MoTown, is it true that Sir Douche Baggins spent the last 5 days prostituting his body for drugs (heroin to be specific)?

SDB,

According to my resources, those accusations are false. SDB is a role model for all of America. Would a role model prostitute his body to drugs? I don't think so. In fact, SDB is a known advocate of the "Just Say No" campaign, just like his famed friend, Johnny Dakota.

lmao

Is it true Johnny Dakota and SDB double teamed Kelly Kapowski? And that Jesse's step brother Eric video taped it, then used it to blackmail Kelly?

SDB,

Yes those accusations have been proved to be true. And that sent Ms. Kapowski into a world of sex, booze, and violence. She even tried a stint as an actress in a show called "Fastlane." The show failed miserably, so she tried to sleep her way to the top. She was last seen leaving Seth Green's apartment.

Moral of the story: Don't have a threesome with SDB and Johnny Dakota unless you can handle the fame that comes with it.

She actually snuck back to this party right after she walked out and that's where the act occured:

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Uh oh, Johnny! Looks like she's just saying no.

I spit out my drink after that. So funny!

Motown,

Does "I'm so excited! I'm so scared!" mean anything to Sir Douche Baggins?

Swami,

In fact it does. He has said "Those are words to live by" on multiple occasions. I agree with him. He can be spotted wearing this shirt whenever time calls for it:

http://0.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/8/c/bustedtees.fd7de778c4bae2afbefc37dcca691451.gif

Jesse Spannow lived the American Dream. Grew up in California, became class president, became addicted to caffeine pills (gateway drug), started doing crack, became a prostitute, dedicated her life to tossing salads and singing, changed her name to Nomi, starred in her own Vegas show after trying to murder the lead, lost that job and started fucking the coach of the Miami Sharks.

Tell me that little girls don't dream about that shit.

Seriously, that show was ridiculous.

MoTown, is it true that one of SDB's idols is A.C. Slater? really is

SDB,

False. AC Slater's role model was SDB.

SDB,

False. AC Slater's role model was SDB.

A circle jerk warning hath been issued.

^ Quiet, preppy. Or else I'll charm your wife with my jheri curl and big muscles.

A circle jerk warning hath been issued.

Your jealousy is undeniable. You just wish you had a spokesperson. Let's go see what Taymelo is doing...

It's pretty obvious he hates me, Mo. I don't know why he bothers denying it.

tss__-x-r24

Is it true that SDB taught Slater those moves?

Absolutely not. SDB is not affiliated with anything besides Gangsta Rap. He did, however, teach Carlton Banks his moves.

MoTown,

Has Lord Douche Baggins fully come to terms with the responsibilities that come along with being a Lord?

MoTown,

Has Lord Douche Baggins fully come to terms with the responsibilities that come along with being a Lord?

Glenn,

I'll answer that question as soon as you answer this one:

Have you fully come to terms with the reponsibilities that come with LDB being a Lord?

Because, let's be honest here: you're much more likely to fail than LDB.

Glenn,

I'll answer that question as soon as you answer this one:

Have you fully come to terms with the reponsibilities that come with LDB being a Lord?

Because, let's be honest here: you're much more likely to fail than LDB.

LOL

:motown owns:

(that one goes on Glenn's ass)

I am humbled.