Still rocking (http://deadspin.com/375096/joel-zumaya-still-rocking)

Nice fish.

This guy is a tool.

At least play a real guitar.

Their crown moulding is too busy.

I don't understand the appeal of Guitar Hero.

I guess it's because I don't wear shirts with the collars popped, frost my hair, wear sandles, and call everyone bro.

http://photos-537.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v193/16/84/12119537/n12119537_36724698_1927.jpg

I'd like to know what his XBL name is.

That chick does not look hot to me at all.

Is she preggers?

She's got stripper nails, that's for sure.

Same here. And neither do the chicks Leinart's with.

Is she preggers?

She's got stripper nails, that's for sure.

How would you know what stripper nails look like? college days?

Tramp stamp?

Zoom needs to represent better than that. Matts chicks look gazillion times better.

How would you know what stripper nails look like? college days?

I'm married.

To a stripper?
That one's your fault.

GLENN'S IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPERRRRRRR

I haven't been to a strip joint in many years, actually.

I just think those fake nails look like something a stripper would commonly have.

I took that as, I'll never admit anything.

ZqlfOXynuAk

Glenn's life is like a movie.

Goes to strip joint, meets stripper, he makes her feel like she doesn't need to strip, they get married.

ZqlfOXynuAk

So I'm watching this video right now on You Tube but the link here says it's no longer available.

WTF?


BTW, thanks go out to Glenn who because of this thread got me listening to Wyclef today.

"At 17 I left the house because my dad was a preacher and I didn't want the Marvin route."

Wyclef is the shit. Not really with rhymes, but his overall shit is always well put together and ease to get into the groove with.

All the ladies say! "I don't feel like cookin' you no breakfast this morning."
All my hoodlums say! "Well you don't have to cook me breakfast cause your girlfriend will after you leave."

So I'm watching this video right now on You Tube but the link here says it's no longer available.

WTF?

I'm glad this finally happened to someone else.

Maybe someone has figured out how to keep others from embedding videos on other sites?

People who upload videos on youtube can disable embedding.

Their crown moulding is too busy.
:cogent:
I noticed that too. Too many years working for my dad's summer cabinetry and carpentry business (he's a teacher so he's got to do something with his spare time all summer)

Rehab assignment.

http://mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/zumaya.jpg

beautiful, and he's got a new tat...

can't wait for June 20th

Rehab assignment.

http://mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/zumaya.jpg
Yeah, I saw him there. His was a sad, sad case. The counselors just couldn't get through to him.

Not sure why Zumaya went away from the flame tattoos, those look like a little too much... They still look pretty sweet. I don't really care though, as long as he performs. Just stay healthy, fucker.

Also keg beer is great

Also keg beer is great

As long as you own your own tap.

As long as you own your own tap.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JXKWTSWPL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Wurd, you know I gotz dat joint on LaserDisk AND BetaMAX.

scoreless inning by Zoom last night in Toledo...

he's going to pitch on Monday and Tuesday and then from there will probably be activated and be ready to go on Friday in San Diego....

Zumaya, my lord, Zumayaaaaa. Zumaya, my lord, Zumayaaaaa. Zumaya, my lord, Zumayaaaaa. Oh, lord, Zumayaaaaaa.

He's been getting knocked around in the minors on rehab.

How many games has he pitched?

LOL, I forgot that dude was on the team.

How many games has he pitched?

He's appeared in two games for Lakeland (only class A but that's where they keep people if they're rehabbing after spring training).

Apparently he started both games (not sure why) but went 1 inning on April 11 - 1 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 1 K. Then pitched again on April 15 went 1.1 innings - 2 H, 2 ER, 3 BB, 3 K.

So two starts for 2.1 innings and an ERA of 11.57.

Did I mention I really like this Perry guy?

Zoom will be activated from the DL today.

Hopefully Bonine is the one to go. He is awful.

espn.com

Tigers April 25: Activated pitcher Joel Zumaya from the 15-day disabled list; optioned pitcher Eddie Bonine to Toledo of the International League (AAA).

Good call Wil