Go ahead...

I'll hang up and listen. It's on Sportscenter, if you need a hint.

Candace hurt her shoulder and didn't get wheeled off.

I believe that they are anatomically similar, so that can't be it.

I want to fuck Candace Parker.

That's the difference.

Thread over, I win!!

Candace hurt her shoulder and didn't get wheeled off.

Very close, but not the whole story.

Candice Parker dislocated her shoulder... TWICE in the same game. SHE CAME BACK TWICE and finished with 26 points.

Dwayne Wade dislocated his shoulder and had to leave in a wheelchair. He then had season ending surgery. He has not been the same since.

I don't hate Wade like I hate LeBron, but how does this guy have any credibility at all? He needs to take some heat (no pun intended) for being the biggest pussy in the NBA.

Wade's a wuss, but I think McGrady's the biggest pussy in the NBA personally.

We could make a bracket out of it. Biggest pussies in the NBA. Or biggest pussies in the 4 major sports (3 for those of you that no longer count hockey).

Wade is a multi-million dollar corporate-athletic enterprise whose future is worth more than any one game where he might risk career-ending shoulder damage.

Candice Parker is expendible, relatively speaking.

Did I get it right?