MSU started out the Spring by thumping CMU and UMAA.

NOTE: Wal-Mart Wolverines, UMAA stands for University of Michigan-Ann Arbor. I do this to differentiate it from UM-Flint and UM-Dearborn. Two more UM campuses that none of you have taken a matriculated class.

Anyway, here is an article about MSU`s dominance of the Spring tournament.

http://msuspartans.cstv.com/sports/w-fieldh/recaps/040108aab.html

How was everybody's day today?

How was everybody's day today?
I`ve have to hand it to you. You didn`t get 11,000+ posts for nothing. You patrol this board like a piranha patrols a cow carcass.

You mean like how we patrol Walmarts?

I`ve have to hand it to you. You didn`t get 11,000+ posts for nothing. You patrol this board like a piranha patrols a cow carcass.

Piranha can walk too? Or do cows swim?

For the record, this is like the only site I go to.

This thread should be swatted btw, on the grounds that we talk SPORTS in here.

Matriculated is not an adjective, bukdow. Matriculated is the past participle of matriculate.
You have finally been exposed. You obviously graduated from Michigan, and took independent studies courses there. You must have sat right next to a football player and fantasized about him making love to you and your wife (and possibly your father) instead of focusing on lecture.

Matriculated is not an adjective, bukdow. Matriculated is the past participle of matriculate.
You have finally been exposed. You obviously graduated from Michigan, and took independent studies courses there. You must have sat right next to a football player and fantasized about him making love to you and your wife (and possibly your father) instead of focusing on lecture.
Wrong, zippy. "Matriculate" is a transitive verb and "matriculated" is the past tense of that verb (albeit transitive).

You have already been exposed numerous times so, there is nothing to see here folks. Move along.

MSU's BBall got dusted, their football team...cough cough, but boy that field hockey team is awesome.

I think that NBC and ABC are having a huge bidding war over who gets to bring Field Hockey to the masses.

there is nothing to see here folks. Move along.

Agreed.

Spartan Field Hockey Captain (and homecoming queen for 2007) Tessie Liffgarbaggio reclines by the feeding trough after MSU's weekend triumph.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c220/siamese_poking_123/really_fat_chick.jpg

Tessie...the one bukdow fucked?

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2753/budkur1.jpg

Here's what happened to bukdow one day when he was a senior in high school and tried to rough up a third grade kid for some milk money...

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.extremesportclips.com/images/esc_pornchicksfight_11570022711734311105.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.extremesportclips.com/catview.php%3Fcid%3D29&h=100&w=100&sz=25&hl=en&start=35&tbnid=XhlFbj4La3tPBM:&tbnh=82&tbnw=82&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfat%2Bdrunk%2Bchicks%2Bfighting%26sta rt%3D18%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26rls%3DTSHA,TSHA:20 05-30,TSHA:en%26sa%3DN

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/441/bbid2.jpg

Rename this to "bukdow's fat chick appreciation thread" PLEASE.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e390/ckjoel123/FatBitch.jpg

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1345/84420175ry9.jpg

To get back on topic...

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/this-thread-sucks/2/Care-Whoop_de_fucking_doo.gif (http://www.funnyforumpics.com)

Once again your guys` childish stupidity has not disappointed. Thanks.

Once again your guys` childish stupidity has not disappointed. Thanks.

So breaking that sentence down...'your guys' , how does that all work?

And 'childish stupidity' childish is the adjective right?

Your guys' is correct.

Once again your guys` childish stupidity has not disappointed. Thanks.

Childish stupidity...there you go, generalizing again.

But you're welcome.

bukdow - we need to hang out.

Do you know who I am? I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I have a subscription to both Harper`s and Smithsonian, and actually read them.

Gets funnier every time, especially if you imagine Theodore talking to young Michigan fans.

Another great field hockey thread.

Subforum needed?

We do need to start referring to Michigan as UMAA. It's confusing if we don't.

How do we know that you're not talking about Miami (FL), or Minnesota, or Maine? Screw actually writing the whole name, that's for low life bootlicks.

your guys' childish stupidity

Wouldn't that mean the childish stupidity of our guys? That wouldn't be us though, just our guys. Therefore it is not us with the childish stupidity, but the guys with which we partake in owning. But alas, I'm not fully secure in the knowledge of those whom our owning encompasses.

Bukdow, you get owned around here a lot. Are you one of our guys?

Wouldn't that mean the childish stupidity of our guys? That wouldn't be us though, just our guys. Therefore it is not us with the childish stupidity, but the guys with which we partake in owning. But alas, I'm not fully secure in the knowledge of those whom our owning encompasses.

Bukdow, you get owned around here a lot. Are you one of our guys?
You certainly are a Luke Skywalker wuss-bag aren`t you. I was always a Han Solo type. Notice I used the word "was" as in, "I am no longer" (i.e. I would not use an image of Luke Skywalker as my avatar because I am no longer 10 years old).

No, you use a block M and Mike Hart, instead.

Someone please fix Bukky's av:
http://darkmatterautographs.com/leia.jpg

Or:
http://pet.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPETS-3762709t400.jpg

Or:
http://www.costumehub.com/_static/webUpload/731/11682_3.jpg

You certainly are a Luke Skywalker wuss-bag aren`t you. I was always a Han Solo type. Notice I used the word "was" as in, "I am no longer" (i.e. I would not use an image of Luke Skywalker as my avatar because I am no longer 10 years old).

arent you like 40 years old and use sayings like 'you got served'?

http://www.boomerangshop.com/dvdcover/imageweb10/YouGotServedYouGotServed21655_f.jpg

i always like it when bukdow posts, cuz he always takes it to the streets.

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9532

You certainly are a Luke Skywalker wuss-bag aren`t you. I was always a Han Solo type. Notice I used the word "was" as in, "I am no longer" (i.e. I would not use an image of Luke Skywalker as my avatar because I am no longer 10 years old).
If you actually read other threads you would understand the joke. Maybe take a look at Glenn's Location?

If you actually read other threads you would understand the joke. Maybe take a look at Glenn's Location?
Oh, I get the joke. Luke Skywalker, Sam McGuffie, that Brawis fellow, they are all the same to you basement dwellers.

I do in fact spend a lot of time in the basement.

"Its" field hockey time again.

Even UMAA grads would know better, dude.

Oh, I get the joke. Luke Skywalker, Sam McGuffie, that Brawis fellow, they are all the same to you basement dwellers.
What? That doesn't make any sense at all. Do you even know what you're saying half the time?

And who the fuck is "Brawis"?

"Its" field hockey time again.

Even UMAA grads would know better, dude.
Come on, you can come up with something better than that. Where the hell is that cretin Zippy when you need him?

And who the fuck is "Brawis"?
:BARWIS: This guy. Who the hell is he anyway?

Don't you mean "that cretin, Zippy, when you need him?"

bukdow...I need to know, as someone who doesn't like "regular" hockey, what is so intriguing about FIELD hockey?

Don't you mean "that cretin, Zippy, when you need him?"
Shut up, Luke. Go whine to your uncle and buy some droids.

bukdow...I need to know, as someone who doesn't like "regular" hockey, what is so intriguing about FIELD hockey?
The females in my family were all rather accomplished players so I just kind of grew up with it.

Well, shit. Maybe when I log off later and go outside I should pick up field hockey.

Well, shit. Maybe when I log off later and go outside I should pick up field hockey.
What in the hell does the above statement mean?

It means that by being an accomplished field hockey player I could GO places.

It means when he is done posting on WTFDetroit later on in the evening and he decides to venture outdoors, he may try to play some field hockey to see if it interests him. Come on Magazine Boy!

It means that by being an accomplished field hockey player I could GO places.
Well, I guess it couldn`t hurt.

Is fighting allowed in field hockey?

Can I just grab some bitch, pull her jersey (or whatever field hockey players wear) over her head, then give her some uppercuts?

It means when he is done posting on WTFDetroit later on in the evening and he decides to venture outdoors, he may try to play some field hockey to see if it interests him. Come on Magazine Boy!
I`ll have you know Harper`s is not just any magazine. Now, Smithsonian, yeah, thats getting pretty low-brow, for the masses.

I`ll have you know Harper`s is not just any magazine. Now, Smithsonian, yeah, thats getting pretty low-brow, for the masses.
Instant classic

Bukdow, if you're being serious I feel sorry for you. If you're making a joke, it was actually pretty funny. It made me chuckle.

bukdow's a good guy. I'm just jokin' around with him.

I`ll have you know Harper`s is not just any magazine. Now, Smithsonian, yeah, thats getting pretty low-brow, for the masses.

your either trying to hard or not hard enough. whichever, as is usual, your doing it wrong. probably why michigan passed on you.

Instant classic
You guys owe me.

You'll be rewarded soon enough.

You'll be rewarded soon enough.
Glenn, it was "no" then, and it will be "no" again.