Here is a thread for you to direct questions to Big Swami in.


Big Swami represents the

:big swami: party

Swami.

How do you feel about carnivores?

Big Swami,

What is your position on partial-post deletions?

How much time needs to go by before a group of words is considered "a post"?

^^^ Softball questions. If you want to know a candidate, you have to dig deep with tough questions that will test how tough Swami truly is.



Swami,

What's your favorite color?

Swami, what's the deal with you and Kwame texting each other?

Swami.

How do you feel about carnivores?
I have a dog, and he's pretty great. Thumbs up.

Big Swami,

What is your position on partial-post deletions?

How much time needs to go by before a group of words is considered "a post"?
I believe that all SDB posts should be quoted as soon as they appear, just in case. Otherwise, I'm in favor of freedom of the post.

Swami,

What's your favorite color?
I like green. Green means serious business.

Swami, what's the deal with you and Kwame texting each other?

I have nothing to hide.


Quommy: u got hot chix txt me back

HornyKeith: wtf is this

Quommy: txt me bakk if u got hot chixx ready 2 party

HornyKeith: srsly wtf

Quommy: we r all here n gettin loaded hurry

Quommy: need grlz 4 party or else

Quommy: [Attachment: mayorzgirl.jpg]

HornyKeith: d00d so gross i dont even kno u

Quommy: come on manoog iz bumpin

HornyKeith: holy shit hahahaha

HornyKeith: I kno u now

Quommy: ?

HornyKeith: savin dis 2 blutoof, hahahaha fuk u man

Quommy: u better delete

HornyKeith: fwd 2 DA more liek

Quommy: fukkkk u

HornyKeith: no u

SWAMI, IS IT TRUE YOU WANT TO CONVERT WTF TO BUDD---

DON'T TASE ME BRO, DON'T TASE ME!

I do not mind publicly stating that I would tase anyone who called me bro.

LOL @ the texting transcript

LOL @ the texting transcript. I endorse Big Swami.

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Swami,

Can you confirm or deny that you, in fact, killed Evil Keith?

Also, have you stopped beating your father?

Mr. Swami. How many letters does your last name have?

How many numbers?

Swami,

Can you confirm or deny that you, in fact, killed Evil Keith?
I confess, I 'ate him. I 'ate his face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always looking at me.

Also, have you stopped beating your father?
The only thing I beat is MoTown. I beat him like he owes me money.

Mr. Swami. How many letters does your last name have?
...let's see here: I count 7.


How many numbers?
It has one number, the number 7 (see above).

The only thing I beat is MoTown. I beat him like he owes me money.

Welp, you lost my vote.

Swami,

MSU or UofM?

Swami,

MSU or UofM?
This is a difficult question for me to answer, Mister Tahoe. Frankly, I care very little for college ball altogether. I grew up all my life as a Woverine, but I can't deny that the Sparties have their act together in terms of having a good team and in terms of having a good program. I can't say that much for Michigan right now.

Consider me temporarily under the green and white tent until the repairs to the maize and blue tent have been completed.

That right there is the epitome of bootlicking.

^ He's a politician. And apparently a good one.

Big Swami embodies the spirit of pragmatism and compromise for the sake of the greater good.

I think you're swell too.

#25 belongs in the WTF TRANSLATOR thread

Swami,

It is well known that you've been outspoken on mayonnaise in the past, how do you feel about Miracle Whip salad dressing?

Swami,

It is well known that you've been outspoken on mayonnaise in the past, how do you feel about Miracle Whip salad dressing?
Miracle Whip is a food made with mayonnaise, and is therefore at least as gross as anything else made with mayonnaise. Consider the additional fact that the only thing separating Miracle Whip from mayonnaise is the addition of more vinegar and sugar, and I daresay it runs the risk of actually being more vile than mayonnaise.

I always said there are 2 kinds of peeps in this world, Miracle whip peeps and Mayo peeps. I stand corrected.

So Thousand Island dressing is out too?

I just like regular ranch dressing.

Swami has won me over by the way.

Is Chipotle Sauce okay, considering it is a type of moyonnaise? Because if that's not okay I'm screwed.

I gotta have Thousand Island on the Taco Salad.

I gotta have Thousand Island on the Taco Salad.

Wouldn't that make it a pink taco salad?

Is Chipotle Sauce okay, considering it is a type of moyonnaise? Because if that's not okay I'm screwed.
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I gotta have Thousand Island on the Taco Salad.
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Sorry!

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