Here is a thread for you to direct questions to MoTown in.


MoTown represents the

:motown owns: party

Mr. MoTown,

Can you confirm or deny that you have a troubled half-brother named, MoTwon?

If so, how can you, a half-brother of a reported notorious gang-banger, effectively rule WTFDetroit?

Mr. MoTown, how do you deal with all of the flashing lights? You are the JFK of our time as far as popularity is concerned.

Also, how do you plan to fix the posting crisis?

Mr. MoTown,

Can you confirm or deny that you have a troubled half-brother named, MoTwon?

If so, how can you, a half-brother of a reported notorious gang-banger, effectively rule WTFDetroit?

While I cannot deny that I do know of MoTwon, I can truthfully deny that he is my half-brother. My connection to MoTwon is tenuous, at best. We met in college, back before I was aware of his gang connections. He introduced me to the world of gambling, something I have left in my past. If you don't believe me, please look at my Alpaca count. None. That's right, I donated them all to charity.

Mr. MoTown, how do you deal with all of the flashing lights? You are the JFK of our time as far as popularity is concerned.

Also, how do you plan to fix the posting crisis?

Thank you for your question, DrRay. I am something of a doctor myself, you know. Where did you get your PhD?

As for the flashing lights: I generally like to zone out. Many times I have no clue where I'm at, so if I just shut my brain off, it's like being on vacation.

The posting crisis is simple. I plan to go door to door of all the lurkers, and let them understand the importance of posting instead of just reading. And if they don't agree and would like to continue lurking, I WILL FUCKING DESTROY THEM.

Thanks again for the question, DrRay.

Senator MoTown,

Where did you get that amazing campaign logo?

:motown owns:

Senator MoTown,

Where did you get that amazing campaign logo?

:motown owns:

Glenn,

My campaign logo was a gift. A strikingly beautiful gift.

MoTown:

Would you consent to a review of your browsing history? You have nothing to hide, right?

Sure thing: the top 10 on my history right now. I have nothing to hide.


www.wtfdetroit.com
www.greenpeace.com
www.habitat.org
www.heifer.org
www.invisiblechildren.com/home
www.cambodianlandminemuseum.org
www.hugeblackcock.org
www.blindcntr.org
www.conservationfund.org
www.animalhumanesociety.org

All very charitable and environmentally friendly sites.

It looks like I'm the candidate with the least number of posts in my thread. That could look bad to the undecided voters. I also need some questions to get my rep up.

Time to fix that.

MoTown,

Do you advocate terrorism?

No.

MoTown,

What do you think about 9/11?

I didn't like it.

MoTown,

What's your biggest regret in life?

Visiting Cleveland.

MoTown,

Would you consider rape a good or bad thing?

Not good.

MoTown,

Who owns?

:motown owns:

MoTown,

How would you begin to fix the current economic crisis?

Next question.

MoTown, if elected, would you stop giving me shit about supposedly being from Cleveland, a place which I have never been?

Probably not.

I will, however, tell you that you're the only Clevelander that I like.

I suppose that's better than nothing, and I thank you for your honesty.

MoTown,

Where are you, typically, at 3 am?

Honduras.

MoTown,

There are reports that you may be considering adding Tahoe as your running mate, despite the fact that it will hurt you in the polls.

Why would you consider a VP candidate that cannot properly post a poll?

Sure thing: the top 10 on my history right now. I have nothing to hide.

www.wtfdetroit.com (http://www.wtfdetroit.com/)
www.greenpeace.com (http://www.greenpeace.com/)
www.habitat.org (http://www.habitat.org/)
www.heifer.org (http://www.heifer.org/)
www.invisiblechildren.com/home (http://www.invisiblechildren.com/home)
www.cambodianlandminemuseum.org (http://www.cambodianlandminemuseum.org/)
www.hugeblackcock.org (http://www.hugeblackcock.org/)
www.blindcntr.org (http://www.blindcntr.org/)
www.conservationfund.org (http://www.conservationfund.org/)
www.animalhumanesociety.org (http://www.animalhumanesociety.org/)


no visits to Harper's or Smithsonian's websites I see. Can you give us a background on your educational qualifications.

MoTown,



Why would you consider a VP candidate that cannot properly post a poll?

Not only do i not know how to post a poll, I have smoked a marijuana cigarette(Joint) when i was young, I also inhaled, I might have even tried a lil cocaine, I drink too much beer, I've left a few stains on blue dresses across America and lied about it, my spiritual leader goes off on some racist rantings from time to time, I've tapped meetings in my office, I banged a stripper in Romulus in 04, I like to stir up some shit on message boards but have never started needless war.

So friends, it is with deep regret that I officially take my name out of consideration to be Mo's running mate.

MoTown,

There are reports that you may be considering adding Tahoe as your running mate, despite the fact that it will hurt you in the polls.

Why would you consider a VP candidate that cannot properly post a poll?

First off, I would like to state that it's absolutely true that I will be asking Tahoe to be my running mate. Tahoe has the intellect and charisma to make WTF truly the greatest place on Earth.

In terms of his "issue" with polls, I don't see this as a problem. We could focus on everybody's negatives, and never get anywhere. Everyone has some sort of flaw, and Tahoe is no different.

Tahoe sucks with polls. SDB (my appointed Head of Defense) likes (giving)anal. I, myself, post pictures of goatsecks when I'm trying to salute Steak & BJ day. As I said, we are all flawed. But you know what, there's one thing we can do: that's lead WTF to a brighter future. And isn't that the focus here? How can I lead WTF to the promise land?

Tahoe is a natural born leader. A man amongst boys. Tahoe isn't just a great candidate, he's a great person.

And when I get assassinated, and you know I will, Tahoe will be the one to take on my vision and lead WTF to a better tomorrow.

:motown owns:

no visits to Harper's or Smithsonian's websites I see. Can you give us a background on your educational qualifications.

I have to continue my truthful campaign: I don't read Harper's or Smithsonian. I find the point of view to be lacking any media on WTFDetroit. Until they run the article I submitted: "-MOLA1-: An American Dream," I will always consider their periodicals to be less than impressive.

As for my educational background, I admit I did not attend Michigan State, and I did not get two degrees from their illustrious institution. For that, I know I have lost at least one vote.

Who would win in a death match between an Alpaca and a Sting Ray?

As for my educational background, I admit I did not attend Michigan State, and I did not get two degrees from their illustrious institution. For that, I know I have lost at least one vote.

He probably doesn't believe in voting anyway because unless you actually have been an elected official you don't know what you are talking about.

Ah, but he's probably been some form of elected official. Like, President of the neighborhood Harper's Magazine club.

Who would win in a death match between an Alpaca and a Sting Ray?

Chris,

A fucking Alpaca.

If they were to team up, however....... (scared voice) the world would be theirs for the taking.....



*pumps shotgun*

Good answer.

I think Chris was lookin to set you up on that one. If he would have said an 'Alpaca vs a Sting Ray in the water' I would know for sure he was trying to trip you up.

The Alpacas threatened me to ask that. They wanted to know where you stood in terms of respecting them. Good move, now they won't kill you.

My cousin Sting isn't too happy..

You'd better watch your chest.

^ you wish you would have taken Sting Ray now don't you? Instead of Doctor.

When I suggested the name it was because Sting Rays are such badassses, like you.

Did I mention that half my body guards are Alpacas?

Tell your cousin to fucking bring it, Doc.

^ you wish you would have taken Sting Ray now don't you? Instead of Doctor.

When I suggested the name it was because Sting Rays are such badassses, like you.

I'd rather seem smart like bukdow.

I'd like to pose this same question to all three candidates:


Barwis or Kander?

Ouch. Barwis is the new beast in town, but Kander's got a history here. That's some thin ice.

Barwis or Kander?

Kander.

It's not even a question at this point. All I've heard about Barwis is legend. He's young, he's crazy. But I have yet to see results with a relevant team.

Kander, however, is a god. He has proven results. Every time the Pistons win a game, it's because of Kander. The Pistons shouldn't even have a championship, it should just be given to Kander. Name an injury that the Pistons have had in the past 20 years where a player has been out for more than half a season. You can't. Grant Hill left the team and look what happened. Kander kills people just so he can heal them.

Kander kills people just so he can heal them.
This part made me el-oh-el

MoTown,

How would you feel about someone that suggests a new WTF countdown thread that includes a countdown to the next time we post a countdown thread?

MoTown,

How would you feel about someone that suggests a new WTF countdown thread that includes a countdown to the next time we post a countdown thread?

I would feel that person needs his own reality show on the new WB titled: "The Real Men of Genious."

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6190/votemotownsy0.jpg

You son of a bitch. Swami gets the American Flag and hot chick and I get the God Damn Terrorists?

Someone's trying to throw this election!

Someone's trying to throw this election!
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MoTown and Swami need to put aside their differences and join forces to overthrow Glenn.

I just found those doing a Google image search.

MoTown and Swami need to put aside their differences and join forces to overthrow Glenn.

:big swami:

I agree. If we join forces, we'll be like Voltron.

:big swami:

I agree. If we join forces, we'll be like Voltron.
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With my backing, victory against Glenn is guaranteed.

MoTown,

Could you please give me a list of posters that you like and dislike on WTFDetroit.com?

Like:
Vinny
DrRay
Tahoe
田武雄
alphonsograbbo

Dislike:
Glenn

I'm going to set this place on fire someday.

MoTown,

What's with the change in personality. You seem much more happy-go-lucky and more willing to admit your Minnesotan ties.

When I finally admitted I was gay to my family, it was like a giant weight was ripped off of my back. It's helped me realize that I need to stop hiding the truth from people.

This is libel.

Like:
Vinny
DrRay
Tahoe
田武雄
alphonsograbbo

Dislike:
Glenn

Don't forget who the puppetmaster is in this little charade, gents.

Your name can be anything that I want it to be.

If the other admins don't mind

Don't forget who the puppetmaster is in this little charade, gents.

Your name can be anything that I want it to be.

If the other admins don't mind
O rly?

What is going on with this board?