Maybe we need to have our own election?

It's a natural two-party system, the MoTown Party and the Swami Party.

:motown owns: -vs.- :big swami:

I am MoTown, and I approve of this message.

I can see it now, a WTF Town Hall Meeting/Debate in the chat room.

I have a lot of dirt on Swami, so it's up to him if he wants to continue...

Negative campaigning by MoTown?

Can you prepare a position statement for us so we can see how you stand on the major issues of the day?

I, for one, would like to make an educated decision when I step into the alpaca pen to vote.

I have a lot of dirt on Swami, so it's up to him if he wants to continue...

Although he does have quite a bit of "Evil" in his background...

Call it what you will, I just will refer to it as enlightening the public to the candidate Swami actually is.

For example:
Swami hates people that like mayo. I would call that discrimination.

And the smear campaign begins.

And I won't say anymore until Swami is in here to defend himself. That's the type of person MoTown is.


Except this: Did you know Big Swami isn't even his real name? What is he hiding?

And just because I'm busy "enlightening" everyone to the actual Big Swami doesn't mean that I would want to be a candidate for my own party. In fact, I think the ideal candidate would be Sir Douche Baggins.

Sir Douche Baggins:
He's young, he's charismatic, he's a family man, he's got a great international reputation (he's been Knighted) and he's always available. He's rid the WTF board of Evil (bukdow, DrTre) and even when bubblesthelion reports he's in the hospital, he's still here working.

This shouldn't even be a contest. Elect Sir Douche Baggins.

Since I'm a syndicate I fancy myself as a superdelagate and demand to be wooed by each canidate.

oooh, Syndicate = Superdelegate

I like that.

I don't think there would technically be a difference between superdelegates and regulars, unless there is going to be some kind of apportionment/allocation system....

I think a single superdelegate's vote should be worth either 105 or 87 regular mortal votes.

Wow. That's quite a bit.

Maybe we let everyone decide how much their own vote is worth?

:motown owns:

That is the only way to go.

Swami is trying to push his Buddhist agenda on all of us. I can't stand for that.
jk Swam

Pushing his buddhist agenda, or standing for what he believes in?

Our message board is in the middle of some tough times with recession and increasing worldwide web powers. We need to make an informed decision.

Swami stands for what he believes in and what he believes in is pushing his Buddhist agenda on all of us. Don't you guys see that? He wants us to meditate and shit.

MoTown is THE guy to...wait, what the fuck does the winner do anyway?

I don't care who wins as long as they give us the right to edit our own thread names and create our own user titles.

That's a bipartisan goal, from what I've been reading in the Smithsonian.

I'm voting for MoTown, but if he wins I hope he makes Swami his partner (not in the gay way). Vice versa as well.

Together they can BOTH work towards making a common goal happen (bringing Glenn back down to Earth!)

I like how we live in our own 15-25 person world (depending on the times).

I suppose that we shouldn't overlook the potential third party candidate, Zip Goshboots, representing the

:BARWIS: Party.

We need to hold a special chat/debate with all three candidates.

Zip's the perfect 3rd party candidate, IMO.

A lot of really innovative ideas, but kind of out in left field.

Let's set a date and time for said debate.

We may also have to inform Zip he's a candidate...

I like how we live in our own 15-25 person world (depending on the times).
:cogent:

:cogent:

Possibly more than 15-25 though, with the utter millions and millions of lurkers.

And those are the votes that I'm out to secure...

CURSES! I am behind in the polls! (Even though I would probably vote for Mo myself anyway :motown owns:)

Lurkers don't count. 15-25 is the posters, and they are all that matter. If you're a lurker reading this right now START POSTING, MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT!

I like how we live in our own 15-25 person world (depending on the times).
Vinny you fucking bastard you promised me there were more than 650 people on here!

Haha. Very nice Dr. Kavorkian