i figure most people on here spend a good portion of their day thinking about their own death, so here goes. what would your 'make a wish' be. [editors note: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you almost certainly wont recieve shit].

mine would be to dunk on bill russell.

round of golf at my country club with tiger woods, michael jordan, and wayne gretzky followed by dinner with carrie underwood or taylor swift. I have yet to decide how hot taylor swift will be in 5 years.

GUSMAN!

gus, you listen to country don't you?

yep, already bought my kenny chesney tickets for this summer

How about for the Pistons' playoff run?

I'm gonna get all serious on y'alls ass and say health for the family I left behind...or does make a wisheszes need to be something somebody can do for you?

jesus, I fuck everything up, cept my jobs.

Hmm, what do I wish for? Man, that's tough. Probably anal.

I'll give it some serious thought though. My death isn't something I've cared about/given much thought to.

I'm going to be really cheezy and say that I would love to lead the Michigan Football team out of the tunnel against tO$U and be the first one to touch the "banner." I would also like to call the first play of the game, but I think RichRod would probably laugh at me.

I'm going to be really cheezy and say that I would love to lead the Michigan Football team out of the tunnel against tO$U and be the first one to touch the "banner." I would also like to call the first play of the game, but I think RichRod would probably laugh at me.

Thats not cheezy Cheezy, thats a good one.

I would like the US treasury to control the issuance of currency. Making our economy sovereign , moral, and free.
It would decrease war around the world
It would eliminate federal income taxes for Americans
It would shrink the size of government to the essentials and advance social programs the people actually want.

It would be world peace, health care, tax cuts, and prosperity for an entire nation with one act.

So , make my wish, Ron Paul for president.

I'm going to be really cheezy and say that I would love to lead the Michigan Football team out of the tunnel against tO$U and be the first one to touch the "banner." I would also like to call the first play of the game, but I think RichRod would probably laugh at me.

Hopefully you want them to win too.

I would wish for a threesome with Beyonce and Jennifer Anniston.

If I'm dying, why would I give a fuck about anything else but that? And, to be fucking sloshed out of my mind when the end came.

If I'm dying, why would I give a fuck about anything else but that?


That's a great point.

Which is why I don't get Bub's post.

That's a great point.

Which is why I don't get Bub's post.

No one gets my post, that's why the country is fucked.

Anal with some of the best looking Latinas, I guess.

I'd like to go take a shit right at center court of the Quicken Loans Arena during halftime of their first round playoff game after a day of eating Mexican Food and Exlax with the Make-a-Wish Foundation forcing LeBron to watch me.

:zekyl:

:motown owns:

I want a "Big Swami Owns" emoticon at wtfdetroit dot com.

I want a "Big Swami Owns" emoticon at wtfdetroit dot com.

Gimmie $10

I don't have leukemia or anything. It will have to wait I guess.