Tired of English people pretending they still own you?

Sick of has-beens pretending they're still relevent?

Disgusted with Bukdow?

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:motown owns:©2008 MoTown Ministries

Holy shit, great thread! Five stars.

ALTHOUGH! I don't think Glenn's English. He's probably Irish or something.

Holy shit, great thread! Five stars.

ALTHOUGH! I don't think Glenn's English. He's probably Irish or something.

LOL. You can't join, being that you're already a charter member.

Spread the Word, SDB.

Denny, this is pure amazing.

SDB is already my PR manager, but I would be honored if you would come on board as my Campaign Manager. With all this publicity that I'm getting today, I might have a chance to win this thing*!






*I'm still not sure exactly what I'm running for, but whatever "it" is, I'm sure I'll win with my team behind me.

At the very least, it could be a killer t-shirt line.... it's why I now OWN YOUR VIRTUAL ASS.

www.motownministries.com

Our summer campaign bumper sticker....

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6863/motownownsvd1.jpg

I've gotta ask, is that really someone's phone number?

Denny I'm a huge Tigers fan and I have no idea when the fuck the season starts...Can MoTown help me out there too? If so, Is it extra, or included in the 19.95?

Tahoe, not only will I help you out with the exact number of days until the season begins, you'll also be refreshed with a nice Big K Cola!

All for low, low price of 19.95? AMAZING!

I trust this McLain guy. Unlike me4ulimited he seems legit.

I'm not sure, I heard Denny McClain was a good pitcher but then did some Money laundering things and a couple other get rich schemes that landed him in the Federal Fuck me in the Ass Prison.

As a member of MoSquad, my first priority is to make sure there aren't any Sheazies trying to make a buck off of MoTown.

McLain just has a trustworthy face.

MoTown, is your name Mike Dexter? Because you're a God and a role model.

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/canthardlywaitjock.jpg

This is why you're a valued member of the MoSquad. You put yourself second, just as every member should.

Thanks Boss, but this guy hasn't been fully vetted by the MoSquad yet.

I'll let you guys check it out first. If all as good, we'll give it a go.

I actually have MoTown at #1 on my list of People I'd Like to Meet, ahead of Jesus and Buddha.

Apparently SDB doesn't feel there needs to be much of a vetting??? I'm guessing.

I'm all for "vetting", Tahoe. We want the best for MoTown.

I think we should do a little hazing.

Zekyl, any ideas?

I'm all for MoTown making muny, but this Tahoe fella seems worthy of the SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY RATE.

McLain just has a trustworthy face.

Hey, I just spent my lunch money to virtually own you. But I'll pay it forward in the form of a worldwide minisrty devoted to just one thing....YOU.

Feels special, doesn't it.


I fail to see the relevence

Sorry SDB, hazing is something we are very strict about not doing (see: MIT fraternity member death due to alcohol poisoning).

I'm all for MoTown making muny, but this Tahoe fella seems worthy of the SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY RATE.

Wow, thanks Denny. I'll take....wait a minute, are you trying to buy me off? SDB, I need some help here. See what I mean about this guy.

Can someone give me the background on the supposed animosity between me and MoTown?

I feel that I have been nothing but supportive of his world domination efforts.

Why would I, as an adversary, have created the now famous "MoTown Owns" merchandising logo and placed it in several prominent positions on this glorious website?

I cannot recall a terse word that he and I have exchanged.

I think Denny is guilty of perputuating this myth of bad blood between Mo and myself.

I'll hang up and listen.

Can someone give me the background on the supposed animosity between me and MoTown?

I feel that I have been nothing but supportive of his world domination efforts.

Why would I, as an adversary, have created the now famous "MoTown Owns" merchandising logo and placed it in several prominent positions on this glorious website?

I cannot recall a terse word that he and I have exchanged.

I think Denny is guilty of perputuating this myth of bad blood between Mo and myself.

I'll hang up and listen.

If afraid Denny has gone Hillary on Glenn. And for that, I am sorry.

Yet, every hero needs a villian. I suppose, when in doubt, use Bukdow.

Yeah I wasn't sure where it came from, but I just went with it.

Maybe we should have a thread where YOU THE FAN pick my nemisis.

I say Glenn.

I say Glenn.

I believe that you are, as the kids say, a "wisenheimer".

And let's be honest: I can't have a rivalry with a "ballboy" that only had 50 posts (sometimes).

It would be really bad for my image.

Hey, I called that number, and now my phone bill has a $900.00 charge on it that says, "Personal Services", and well, you know, the wife and all...
Not that I'm above yelling at her and blaming her for "spying" on me, or telling her that "HEll yes I talk to hot chicks on the phone whilst I masturbate", but I'd rather not have to.

Hey, I called that number, and now my phone bill has a $900.00 charge on it that says, "Personal Services", and well, you know, the wife and all...
Not that I'm above yelling at her and blaming her for "spying" on me, or telling her that "HEll yes I talk to hot chicks on the phone whilst I masturbate", but I'd rather not have to.

Thank you for contributing to the MoTown OWNED (Official World NOOB Extermination Donation).

Your funds will be well spent.

Peace and Everlasting Love
MoTown Ministries

Stickied? MoTown's influence grows.

:motown owns:

There's zero chance that I stickied that. ZERO.

Interestingly enough, I'm meeting with a person this coming week who's website I've been hosting for some time now (well, paying for the hosting plan on my godaddy account, that is). More than likely this person is going to get their own hosting account, which means I'll have an open account.

MoTown's very own gimmic... er, virtual ministry might be close at hand.

Stay tuned.

It's going to happen soon. Watch for it.