It actually looks pretty ugly from the Canada side. My fraternity went up to Canada for a weekend and from our hotel pool we could see the Joe, it was pretty drab looking, I was disappointed.


Oh, we have a frat boy here!

http://www.stuorg.iastate.edu/sigmapi/images/Schweers2.jpg

Explains a lot...


JUST JOKING, ZEKYL

Bwahaha.

http://i000-1.sugarloot.com/photo/spce_000_R7_240226_6402051_MAX.jpg

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1934761/2/istockphoto_1934761_frat_boy.jpg

http://spotted.lubbockonline.com/images/photos/16/2007/09/17/gallery/1913137.jpg

http://scienceblogs.com/seed/upload/2007/01/frat_boy.jpg

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http://www.f.kth.se/~f93-vgu/images/frat_party.jpg

Zekyl takes pride in the fact he's a frat boy. Gotta respect that.

http://www.usd.edu/images/pictures/original/usd%20frat%20boy%20_f.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/7753~Would-You-Buy-WWIII-From-This-Frat-Boy-Cheerleader-Posters.jpg

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No chicks in this one.

Only frat boys.

Bryan and his buddies know how to THROW DOWN!

http://debatable.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/frat-party-fans.jpg

They've also got a weird sense of humor!

http://www.ryebrye.com/blog/wp-content/teletubbies.jpg

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lol very good swam.

Sorry, I missed that you were posting it as a math problem.

I see where you are going...now...you clever sonofabitch!

L'ing my ayo.

SAN DIEMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

I have no clue what kind of fraternity Zekyl is in, but...

http://www.xomba.com/files/images/frat1_0.preview.jpg

Not one like that. We don't do any hazing at all. We're pretty laid back and not very big. Basically, we started up because all the fraternities on campus were lame, so we made our own.

And let the ridicule continue.

Not one like that. We don't do any hazing at all. We're pretty laid back and not very big. Basically, we started up because all the fraternities on campus were lame, so we made our own.


Sounds like Old School.

Zekyl and his gf:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5168EKNJ77L._AA280_.jpg

One of these days I'll break down and post pics of my old gfs for you.

LMFAO @ the "Presented by: Dave Matthews and Axe Body Spray".

Don't forget guest starring: Dane Cook.

Nice job picking up those sponsors, Zek.

Damn, two of them, too.

One of these days I'll break down, find all of your addresses, and kill you.

It's all in the name of good clean fun, Zek.

Just like when you pledged and had to play "hide the pickle".

Haha, very nice. If you want the big money from all the douche bag frat boys, you should go with Aeropostal or Abercrombie. I'll get to work on that.

Note: I own no clothes from either.

No worries Glenn. I'm not upset about it at all. I think its funny. I've always been a fan of making fun of "frat guys". They're douche bags. And not in the SDB sort of way. For all I care, you could give me the subtitle "Resident Frat Guy"

Might as well post this again:

3zvTRQr7ns8

"Why are the police outside? They should be in the police station, taking the prints of fingers"

4JMOh-cul6M

Zekyl, you SHOULD be happy that you're FINALLY getting your chance to shine. An entire thread with YOUR name on it!

What is this "made up" fraternity called btw?

FIJI (Phi Gamma Delta)

FIJI (Phi Gamma Delta)

Wow, thanks for the ammo.

Nice question, SDB.

http://cwrufiji.org/catalog/images/304v9vif.jpg

Holy SHIT!

:glennowns:

We needed another "beat up Zekyl" thread. The "Zekyl is from Cleveland" campaign lost steam, so this picks it right back up.


You know, it's a damn good thing Zek has a good sense of humor.

Check your PMs, MoTown.

:motown owns:

FIJI enjoying a nice day at the beach:

http://bp3.blogger.com/_WISmA2hew2k/RiUnappeFyI/AAAAAAAAAAM/zUNLZdp7ogk/s400/mello+gay+frat+pots.JPG

The OFFICIAL drink of FIJI:

http://www.bevnet.com/news/images/2006811152360.Fiji_Family.jpg

Also named Fiji! Wow, who woulda thunk it?

I just found my second favorite FIJI:


"Dont Worry, I've Never Heard of Me Either"
Frat Guy of the Week: Fiji's Jim Gaffigan

Comedian Jim Gaffigan was a brother of Phi Gamma Delta fraternity at Purdue University.

Over the years, Gaffigan has performed stand-up comedy throughout the United States and has had specials featured on Comedy Central. He has had many roles in movies, including a memroable cameo in the classic film Super Troopers.

Today, the FIJI brother continues to do stand-up while making various appearances on television and in commercials.

This is Alexander Wang.
http://www.homecoming.gatech.edu/drupal/files/wang.alexander.jpg

FIJI

Is FIJI similar to FUBU?

FIJI brothers wear Abercrombie and Fitch.

So Zekyl is also a liar (among other things) when he says he owns no clothes from Abercrombie.

This thread is now the page-turner, barn-burner, all-world championship must-read thread of the century.

Not one like that. We don't do any hazing at all. We're pretty laid back and not very big. Basically, we started up because all the fraternities on campus were lame, so we made our own.

And let the ridicule continue.

Let me guess:

"Tappa Kegga Bru"

Calvin Coolidge
Johnny Carson
Dean Smith
Jack Nicklaus
The founder of Niki
The CEO of Verizon
The Founder of Starbucks
Chris Chandler
Roger Penske
Gene Cernan,, one of the men that's been to the moon.
One of the men that created the internet - Robert Taylor
Scott Bakula from Quantum Leap
John Ritter
Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me)
Harry Caray
E.B. White
Whit Watson (former Sports Center guy)

Here's a few for UM fans: Brian Griese and E. Matt Elliot



And yes, I've seen the picture of the dude running naked before, I think its funny as hell. The picture of guys on the beach is Delta Lamda Phi

I can honestly say I don't own a single thing from Abercrombie.

By made our own, I mean started our own fraternity on our campus, Fiji is a national thing obviously.

Calvin Coolidge
Johnny Carson
Dean Smith
Jack Nicklaus
The founder of Niki
The CEO of Verizon
The Founder of Starbucks
Chris Chandler
Roger Penske
Gene Cernan,, one of the men that's been to the moon.
One of the men that created the internet - Robert Taylor
Scott Bakula from Quantum Leap
John Ritter
Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me)
Harry Caray
E.B. White
Whit Watson (former Sports Center guy)

Here's a few for UM fans: Brian Griese and E. Matt Elliot



And yes, I've seen the picture of the dude running naked before, I think its funny as hell. The picture of guys on the beach is Delta Lamda Phi

What are: People who Zekyl can never hope to be as good as.

I'll take Things that are better than Zekyl for $800 please Alex.

One of these days I'll break down and post pics of my old gfs for you.
didnt you do that by accident once in the stands?

No, Ledezma sent me pics of his gf in PM and I sent them to Zip, who sent them to someone else I think.

Then I posted them in The Stands thread.

No, Ledezma sent me pics of his gf in PM and I sent them to Zip, who sent them to someone else I think.

Then I posted them in The Stands thread.
I see you were totally trustworthy...lol

Hey, Zip asked!

People shouldn't be sending pics of their gfs to people like me anyway.

When did anyone see pics of my ex-girlfriend? And which one was it? I do know a pic of me was slipped on here at one point by Sir Karl.

I saw a pic of your ex gf.

Was she Filipino or white?

Heather is white.

Yes indeed she is. I don't remember showing you a pic of her.

Now are they as "cool" as srt4b's ex-girlfriends?

:srt4b:

What's her favorite position, Zek?

As a randy black lad,I've ALWAYS wondered why there's this stereotype about us
that we love big butts.I'm into big boobs,not runaway rear-ends,so for me,rather
than what's in a chick's(sometimes quite literally)elephant pants,I'm interested in
the bombs bouncing in her bra!!!!!!

As a randy black lad,I've ALWAYS wondered why there's this stereotype about us
that we love big butts.I'm into big boobs,not runaway rear-ends,so for me,rather
than what's in a chick's(sometimes quite literally)elephant pants,I'm interested in
the bombs bouncing in her bra!!!!!!
Wait you and randy are black? who knew?:sirdouche:

Nice reference Swami.

bump!

I hate those fuckers.

SAN DIEGO - Dozens of San Diego State University students were arrested after a sweeping drug investigation found that some fraternity members openly dealt drugs and one even sent a mass text message advertising cocaine, authorities said Tuesday.
Two kilograms of cocaine were seized, along with 350 Ecstasy pills, marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms, hash oil, methamphetamine, illicit prescription drugs, several guns and at least $60,000 in cash, authorities said.
Of the 96 people arrested, 75 were students. Eighteen of the students were arrested Tuesday when nine search warrants were executed at various locations including fraternities, said Jesse Rodriguez, San Diego County assistant district attorney.
The undercover probe, dubbed Operation Sudden Fall, was sparked by the cocaine overdose death of a student in May 2007, authorities said. As the investigation continued, another student, from Mesa College , died Feb. 26 of a cocaine overdose at an SDSU fraternity house, the DEA said.
Those arrested included a student who was about to receive a criminal justice degree and another who was to receive a master's degree in homeland security. Some defendants were scheduled to appear in state court to face charges Tuesday.
During the probe investigators discovered that in some fraternities most members were aware of "organized drug dealing occurring from the fraternity houses by its members," the Drug Enforcement Administration said in a news release.
"Undercover agents purchased cocaine from fraternity members and confirmed that a hierarchy existed for the purpose of selling drugs for money," the DEA said.
The district attorney's office said search warrants were served in San Diego and suburban La Mesa , including the Theta Chi fraternity house and several apartments.
A member of Theta Chi sent out a mass text message to his "faithful customers" stating that he and his "associates" would be unable to sell cocaine while they were in Las Vegas over one weekend, according to the DEA. The text promoted a cocaine "sale" and listed the reduced prices.
Theta Chi, founded in 1856, has 131 chapters in the U.S. and Canada and more than 161,000 initiates. A message left at the fraternity's Indianapolis headquarters was not immediately returned.
University police and federal drug agents worked together in the investigation, making more than 130 undercover drug buys were made at locations including fraternity houses, student parking areas and dormitories, authorities said.
Shawn Collinsworth, executive director of the national office of Phi Kappa Psi, said he was told by two of the SDSU fraternity chapter's leaders that four of its members were arrested. He added the fraternity is cooperating with the investigation.
"It isn't behavior becoming of Phi Kappa Psi," Collinsworth said.
San Diego State is one of the largest schools in California 's state university system with about 34,000 students. The campus has an active network of fraternities and sororities.

Heard about that yesterday. There's a chapter of each fraternity mentioned at Toledo.

Don't know about you, Zek, but there's a Theta Chi chapter at my school and they are considered huge assholes. So I laughed when I read about that.

They aren't huge assholes here as far as I know, everyone pretty much just avoids them.

They aren't huge assholes here as far as I know, everyone pretty much just avoids them.

Sounds like they need a bigger supply of the truly invigorating scents of Axe body spray.

Hey Zek, have you chillaxed and jammed with your bros lately?

Fo sho. You know, always hollerin at sluts and gettin our drink on.

In shocking news, Ric Bucher was a frat boy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ric_Bucher

What a fag.

Whoops... sorry my Lord!

http://bp2.blogger.com/_u5MwLeuSE2s/R_PvbjXfpkI/AAAAAAAAC9c/JFoerq-zJ2Q/s400/Every+Frat+Boy+wants+it.jpg

http://bp1.blogger.com/_Nz9zO0AXHaA/RtW5zkxA3SI/AAAAAAAAAsY/K333DK8iit0/s320/Beer_Belly_Blues_by_Myway_Manu.jpg

http://www.defamer.com/assets/resources/2006/11/borat-frat-beer.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_VNXbb1_b7pc/Rx0pFhcP1mI/AAAAAAAABW4/fM-V7Gtu7Ng/Frat+Boy+Tats.jpg

http://mygutinstinct.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/corn.jpg

Chillaxing.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/57819987_0e4187291c.jpg?v=0

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_5D3HRaI8vo8/R3XdI5esFJI/AAAAAAAAAiA/mkMIJKbf0t0/IMG_0086.JPG

Frat boys make me want to cut myself.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/Todd421/FunnyStrayOdd/race3.jpg

^^Winner.

Two dudes with horrible fake tans, one dude with nipple rings, two bearded frat guys that are clones of each other with different hair color and mass homosexuality.

Close thread.

Good synopsis, except you failed to mention the pink pants

Frat boys make me want to cut myself.

Emokid

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/88155~Beer-Pong-Posters.jpg

Looks like we may have lost "Things that are bro", so...

I've never been, but it sounds brotastic!

http://www.smashburger.com/

sucks. way overpriced

"Smash" plus burgers = sweet.

"Smash" plus burgers plus Dew? Epic.

brotus

ALCOHOL ENEMAS!!

http://m.washingtonpost.com/national/higher-education/students-experts-recoil-at-alleged-alcohol-enema-incident-at-university-of-tennessee/2012/09/29/b615dcda-0a39-11e2-9eea-333857f6a7bd_story.html?wprss=rss_social-nation-headlines&Post+generic=%3Ftid%3Dsm_twitter_washingtonpost

"Xander", lol.

So bro.

Bro names:

-CHAD
-Kyle
-Xander
-Xavier
-Landon
-Brad
-Tim

fucking chad. hate that prick. brad too

Did we ever get that money from Axe and Dave??

Bro names:

-CHAD
-Kyle
-Xander
-Xavier
-Landon
-Brad
-Tim

Rick
Billy Zabka

Billy Zabka. lold

Chase, Zack

can't believe I left out the name Jake. It makes me think of popped collars everytime I hear it.

Marcus, Pete

Nick Swisher.