...dot com!


http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/DB2015-710984.jpg

But we come to my choice for the winner: Deathtongue. My hate for you has only grown stronger since voting for you to be a weekly winner. The overwhelming audacity to have that filthy thing within 50 feet of a hott such as she. Her beauty is that which sends men decending into madness, haunting them night and day with her unparalled wonder.

But seeing Deathtongue accosting such a thing of marvel sublimates that madness into a psychotic fury. A fury that causes one to lash out in anger at all that come near, and to brutally maul those who dare to cross is path who bear the mark of the douche.

Exactly. That is the proper reaction to the wrongness of an HCwDB Monthly Victor. As talayatu dreams up punishment for this crutch bearing hott molester:

As for the Tongue himself, I go to another theorist of medieval society and recommend Foucault-style monarchial punishment. In this case, I say we take a dozen of those 80 lb toddlers one sees on Maury and starve them for a few days. Then we take Tongue, strip him, and cover him in BBQ sauce. Then we put him in a room- a small one- with the hungry hungry little hippos. And then we let nature take its course, while the public watches it all on public access television.

This has potential, nice find.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/ThompsonDM0609_468x415.jpg

just saying.

Now, wouldn't Hot Chicks With Douchebags mean just about every chick who's hot, and yet won't have sex with me?

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2213/douche2pp6.jpg
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1633/douche3hw1.jpg
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7581/douche4bi0.jpg

LOL Excellent work DM

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2808/douche5ay0.jpg

Thank you, Denny.

Denny thats fucking badass man!! LMAO

Denny... amazing as always.

LOL

Wow, you have too much time on your hands.

Not saying I wouldn't have done the same thing.

Wow, you have too much time on your hands.

Not saying I wouldn't have done the same thing.

HATE HATE HATE!

Wow, you have too much time on your hands.

Not saying I wouldn't have done the same thing.

Yes, e... but your wood ain't inches from Kardashian's fat ass like SDB's.

Jealouly will get you nowhere. SDB is a Triumph of Mankind. See....

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/3474/douche6ur7.jpg

McLain is a God.

Good show, Denny. For this you shall be knighted.

I'd like a "Hot chicks with Douche Baggins" thread that will feature pictures of me with the likes of Vida Guerra and others.

hahahaha, fucking rad!

I'd like a "Hot chicks with Douche Baggins" thread that will feature pictures of me with the likes of Vida Guerra and others.

Not quite smelling what you're cookin', but here it goes...

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4544/douche8kk9.jpg

Where's the boner in that one?

Is that Vlad Guerrero?

and BTW...http://mondoauto.blogosfere.it/images/vida_guerra_16-lrg%2022.jpg

Posted the link instead of the pic. I care about work safety.

Shit! %$#@ morning eye boogers. You wrote VIDA GUERRA.

Sorry.

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/899/douche7lw9.jpg

Yes.

She's got ass AND she's Latina! What I look for in a girl.

Do you like gay men?

Lol, fucking brilliant.

Do you like gay men?

Hahahaha. SDB figured it out before the next reply.

e-ray almost locked you into that confession. It's a good thing your trusty edit defense was there to save you.

God, friends, and my sanity is never there, but the edit button is (especially when you ask me something entirely different, I say yes, and then you edit your post while I'm asleep).

This thread pretty much makes you a lock for Rookie of The year SDB.

I've been ROY since I've been here and already got the scoring (posting) title. I've got my eyes set on MVP right now.

Do I get comeback player of the year?

God, friends, and my sanity is never there, but the edit button is (especially when you ask me something entirely different, I say yes, and then you edit your post while I'm asleep).

LOL. I'll make ya a good one for that slick trick.

Do I get cumback player of the year?

WTF???

I've been ROY since I've been here and already got the scoring (posting) title. I've got my eyes set on MVP right now.

Glenn will find a skeleton in your closet, and it'll be over.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

EDIT: Aaaaaahahahahahahaaaa
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/l_c91682a04f55019c474d5594572eae7b-703281.jpg

That guy has so much fake tan on, he turned orange. I love guidos.

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9978/douche9fi5.jpg

SDB has been cleaning up lately!

I didn't even read all the posts. All I know is what this thread is about, and my comment is...

one of the best sites ever!! I could elaborate, but nah.

http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/672/db12094dm1.jpg

Bump.

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/3909/sdbdancejb2.jpg

lol

Who bailed you out, btw?

Denny... you should really put that behind some kind of filter. What if I clicked on that at work? What if I clicked on that at home?

Denny... you should really put that behind some kind of filter. What if I clicked on that at work? What if I clicked on that at home?

You should know going into the hot chicks with douchebags thread that nothing good will come out of it.

Not even grieving hot chicks and dead douchebags?

bump for SDB
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9978/douche9fi5.jpg
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2808/douche5ay0.jpg

Ahh the memories.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/08/30/us/30veep.span.jpg

I lawled!

+10 MoTowns for Fool.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0210091douche1.html


FEBRUARY 10--A New Jersey judge has dismissed a defamation lawsuit filed by three women whose photos appeared in the book "Hot Chicks with Douchebags." In an amusing February 6 opinion (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0210091douche3.html), Superior Court Judge Menelaos Toskos ruled that author Jay Louis's 2008 book was "replete with obvious attempts at satirical humor," and that the inclusion of the women's photographs were "used for humorous social commentary." Toskos, who reported that he "carefully scrutinized" the Simon & Schuster title, pointed to several passages showing that the book was obviously satirical. "For example," Toskos wrote, "how can a person reasonably believe that in 1981 archaeologist Renee Emile Bellaqua uncovered in a cave in Gali Israel a highly controversial Third Century religious scroll suggesting that the "douchey/hotty" coupling was a troublesome facet in early social religious structures?" The 60-year-old jurist also questioned whether a reasonable person could "believe that Jean-Paul Sartre stated 'man is condemned to be douchey because once thrown into the world he is responsible for every douchey thing that he does.'" Last October, Yvette Gorzelany, Joanna Obiedzinski, and Paulina Pakos sued over their appearance in the "Douchebags" book (the women had been photographed in mid-2007 while clubbing at Bliss Lounge in Clifton). As seen below, Obiedzinski (left) and Gorzelany are pictured in Louis's book with a man representing the "Federbag" subspecies of douchebag. A photo of Pakos (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0210091douche2.html) is included in a chapter offering men various "de-douchification" tips. (11 pages)

LOL

That's great.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/Poland-739178.jpeg

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/911007-716828.jpg
^ kind of reminds me of Chris Spielman, who is also a douchebag

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/910096-767917.jpg
^ not hot, definite douchebag tho

Is that guy wearing makeup?

Christ...

#47, still good.

http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/imageBank/c/CarlaCrop2.jpg

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo-3.jpg

I miss McLain. so underappreciated.