So, I was checking my voicemail this afternoon when I got out of class, and I hear:

"Hi, this is Tayshaun Prince of the Detroit Pistons..."

At this point, I almost crapped my pants.

Tay proceeded to talk about Friday night's game and the Pistons Care Telethon. This made me feel less-special, but at least I have a voicemail from the Palace Prince. Anyone else get this?

They've been sending mass voice mails out for years. it's usually Sheed or Tayshaun.

The voicemail I received from that guy who said he was banging my girlfriend wasn't nearly as cool. You win.

Sorry Karl, but I thought it was the best way to tell you.

Name's not Karl anymore, it's Douche. And since you don't know my name, I doubt you know my #. Plus, this guy had a manly voice.

Ok, it was me. I was bored.

Also, Zekyl, don't even bother picking up your phone. We have you wired.

Name's not Karl anymore, it's Douche.

This guy (http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/member.php?u=613) might take exception to that.

My name is actually pronounced like it rhymes with touche.

I'm sorry, but you'll always be Karl to me.

It's Sir Karl, then.

Sir Karl I can deal with.

My name is actually pronounced like it rhymes with touche.
...Sir Douché Baggins?