knowing the posting habits of our resident smack fiend, i reckon thisll be the most popular thread on the boards in days.

I am all done with my crazy ways

Great thread. I'll be in here everyday at 1:00, 5:00, and right before bed.

only pot for me

gusman smokes pot? No way.

this thread is bullshit aint no one around here shooting her-ronn man and i'll tell you something else

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o hay guys what's going on in this thread?

SWAMI U NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE

Shooting heroin is really a 2 handed deal, not too sure I can pull off the post.

Do we have a general opiate thread, or does this cover other poppy derivitives?

Shooting heroin is really a 2 handed deal,


For amateurs yea, but a vet could do it it blind folding and post, then switch over to free basing w/o spilling crumb of good product all in one motion.

Also I love this first person definition of it.

2. freebasing


method of smoking usualy pure forms of heroin, cocaine, crack cocaine, crushed up pills, ect.

this is done by putting your drug of choice (or drugs) on a piece of tin foil or a metal spoon, lighting it from underneath and sucking up the smoke through a straw (rolled up bills work to)

the effects are amazing, but usually short-lived.

Used in a sentence part:
freebasing is safer then shooting up if you like heroin or want to try


3. freebasing


incessant, continuous, unforgivable, and inexcusable public ball scratching, for no reason.

He handles more balls than dirk nowitski, man he's freebasing!

Wise choice of topic to expand our membership through the magic of Google.


Google Search: heroin, detroit

Results: wtfdetroit.com

Freebasing sounds safe, and I'm somewhat of a health nut. So I think I'll start that. Does it work if I put it on my stove?

Great. Relapse.

No no no no, this is clearly the "the official post here while you are SHOOTING your heroin" thread. Start your own damn freebasing thread.

If anyone runs into a 5'6" Latino guy named Rico, don't buy his "Flying Chihuaha" bags no matter how good he says the shit is. Just trust me on this one. Hospitals are no fun when you're high as shit.

...That guy told me his name was Glenn.

Here's the one conversation I've had over and over again with anyone I knew who was on heroin:

THEM: Rang rang!
ME: Helluh?
THEM: Hey <Big Swami>!
ME: Who dis?
THEM: Ay! Ay, man. It's <Smacky>! Ain't you reckanize my voice?
ME: <Smacky>! Man, I ain't talked to you in like 5 years.
THEM: Yeah man, how you doin?
ME: I'm alright dog. How you been doin? Keepin outa trouble?
THEM: Yeah! Yeah...well, you know how it is.
ME: Uh huh.
THEM: So, uh, you know anyone that wanna buy a guitar man? Three hundred bucks.
ME: No.

Here's a typical convo with my dad before I started using smack:

Dad: Hey son, how was your day today?
Me: Great dad, how was yours?
Dad: Super! Say son, how would you like to go fishing this weekend?
Me: Gread dad; but I have homework!
Dad: That's ok son, you can do it on the boat.
Me: Gee!!!
Dad: Isn't our son swell?
Mom: Yes Dear, isn't our son swell?
Dad: Yes dear.


Typical convo with my dad AFTER I started using and became a depressed recluse:

Dad:Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk.
Me: You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
Dad (to mom): Shut up bitch...go fix me a turkey pot pie.
Me: No dad, what about you?
Dad:Fuck you.
Me: No dad, what about you?
Dad: Fuck you.
Me: Dad, what about you?
Dad: Fuck YOU

Post here while shooting my heroin? Oh dear Gourd! I would never, EVER think of shooting Wonder Woman! She's the greatest heroin of them all! That body, those legs, those super human powers to raise a boner simply with her appearence at the scene of a crime! Why, that's ridic---Huh? Yeah, shooting my heroin. Bad idea!
What? heroin is WHAT? She's a..."heroine"? They're not the same thing?
Oh Fuck. Nevermind.

Here's a typical convo with my dad before I started using smack:

Dad: Hey son, how was your day today?
Me: Great dad, how was yours?
Dad: Super! Say son, how would you like to go fishing this weekend?
Me: Gread dad; but I have homework!
Dad: That's ok son, you can do it on the boat.
Me: Gee!!!
Dad: Isn't our son swell?
Mom: Yes Dear, isn't our son swell?
Dad: Yes dear.


Typical convo with my dad AFTER I started using and became a depressed recluse:

Dad:Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk.
Me: You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
Dad (to mom): Shut up bitch...go fix me a turkey pot pie.
Me: No dad, what about you?
Dad:Fuck you.
Me: No dad, what about you?
Dad: Fuck you.
Me: Dad, what about you?
Dad: Fuck YOU
You know more lines from that movie than anyone I have ever known. I picture you dressed in your fancy-lad finery, obsessively rewinding John Hughes movies on a tiny TV set.

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Plenty of free time, Swami.

Post here while shooting my heroin? Oh dear Gourd! I would never, EVER think of shooting Wonder Woman! She's the greatest heroin of them all! That body, those legs, those super human powers to raise a boner simply with her appearence at the scene of a crime! Why, that's ridic---Huh? Yeah, shooting my heroin. Bad idea!
What? heroin is WHAT? She's a..."heroine"? They're not the same thing?
Oh Fuck. Nevermind.

The Commitments!!!!

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WE'VE BEEN DANCING WITH MR. BROWNSTONE, HE'S BEEN KNOCKING AND HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!