I have a webbed toe.

My shit is really black sometimes.

Tahoe's drinking beer right now.

I get tan in the summer

I went to Best Buy today.

Also, I'm seriously considering editing post 3.

SDB was not posting in the Piston's OGT last night.

This sorta sounds like the "I'm not ashamed to admit..." thread.

I like chicks with big knockers

I don't know who SDB is going to vote for in the Prez election

I don't know who GD is going to vote for in the Prez election, cuz he's waiting for the VP selections.

This thread fucking sucks.

^LOL

I miss Michigan about once a week

I just got home from my 20'th something day of work straight...or is it 30?

Someone will think I'm just posting to increase the number of my posts

That person will be wrong

I"m going to sign off and play some COD4.

This thread fucking sucks.

That's not a fact.

Tahoe is post padding.

I was wrong.

Tahoe left to play COD4.

I'm wearing Nike pants. :(

That's not a fact.

What the fuck are you using, wikipedia? The fact that this thread sucks is straight off the e-ray fact book. Now that's a scholarly source.

Admit it, it's garbage.

ANYONE can edit wikipedia.

^ another fact

e-ray's been grumpy lately.

^ Tahoe. Pillow. e-ray's girlfriend's face.

e-ray's been grumpy lately.

:emo kid:

You're right. It's time for change.

: obamaemoticon:

19 years old and don't want your life to be like mine!

9,899.

You should be happy now that you're in the MOssad.

19 years old and don't want your life to be like mine!

Stalking me?

[smilie=peepwall.gi:

http://www.israelmilitary.com/images/mossad.jpg

Proof that this thread sucks: That I can do the following.

This is my 2,839th post.

This is my 2,840th post.

This is my 2,841st post.

Stalking me?

[smilie=peepwall.gi:

Yes.

I'm a stalker/motivational speaker who tries to reach out to young adults and get them not to live a life like mine.

You know my weapon of choice is alcohol, not heroin.

Edward O. Laumann's 1992 survey, reported in The Social Organization of Sexuality: Sexual Practices in the United States found that about 20% of heterosexuals have engaged in anal sex.

The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer Steve Shubin who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was pregnant.

A group of frogs is know as "An Army of Frogs"

Cats are fucking ugly after you give them baths.

You touch yourself at night.

DennyMcLain is not the real Denny McLain.

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

This thread is SDB's fastest way of reaching 10,000.

Alpacas are kept in herds that graze on the level heights of the Andes of Ecuador, southern Peru, northern Bolivia, and northern Chile at an altitude of 3500 to 5000 meters above sea-level, throughout the year.

Kiefer Sutherland's grandfather was the architect of Canadian healthcare.

My third favorite letter is "R".

DennyMcLain is not the real Denny McLain.
The real Denny McLain is a distant cousin of mine.

Actors own a wealth of knowleadge:



Ritter, 54, fell ill earlier in the day while working on the sitcom "8 Simple Rules ... for Dating My Teenage Daughter" and died of a torn aorta at Providence St. Joseph Medical Center in Burbank. His family is suing Lee and a radiologist, Dr. Matthew Lotysch, who did a body scan on Ritter two years earlier, for $67 million.


The doctors deny wrongdoing. The radiologist has testified the aorta was normal in the scan but Ritter had coronary artery disease at a relatively young age.


Yasbeck told of the long wait to hear what was happening after Ritter was wheeled away, and of overhearing someone calling "code blue," which she recognized from an audition she had done for the show "ER."



http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/03/04/ritter.trial.ap/index.html

I have a boner.

I'm tired

I've worked for almost a month straight

I'm drinking a beer right now

Kiefer Sutherland's grandfather was the architect of Canadian healthcare.
Kiefer Sutherland's father is actually an award-winning actor who has been in several classic pieces of American cinema.

But I'm not post padding...Motown.

Don was huge for us older folks. He had a following for sure.

Ordinary People is my 2nd favorite movie ever.

EDIT: God damn, mary tyler moore was a huge stinking cunt in that movie

I'm drinking Blackberry liqueur Brandy right now.

Ordinary People is my 2nd favorite movie ever.


And what's your favorite?

When I'm excited I like flapping my hands.

And what's your favorite?
"Best of Ass, Pt. 11."

Did you know that in a recent study, it was found that the
average American golfer walks about 900 miles a year?

Another study found American golfers drink, on average,
22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, American golfers get about 41 miles to
the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud...

The golfers that I know hardly walk at all.

I mean, who doesn't use a golf cart these days?

It's hardly even exercise at all.

That's why golf isn't a sport.

I hate ham.

The golfers that I know hardly walk at all.

I mean, who doesn't use a golf cart these days?

It's hardly even exercise at all.
I always walk unless I don't have much time. Why should I pay an extra 10-15 bucks a person for that anyway? I spend more time off the cart anyway (because I suck so bad I hit it 3 feet sometimes). Half the fun in golfing is being outdoors doing something, why make it quicker? Might as well put a roof over all baseball parks while you're at it too. Who cares about tradition and ambiance? Make it more convenient.

That's why golf isn't a sport.

I do agree it's not a sport. It's a hobby like Pool, Darts, Ping Pong, Hot Dog eating and Poker.

And while we're at it, NASCAR is not a sport either. It's no more of a sport than Horse Racing, Motorcross, Demolition Derby and all those other contests that are not sports.

A lot of courses don't allow you to walk the course anymore.

My favorite commercial is that Coors commercial with the guy with the beard and the song in the background that goes "Changing, yeah, everything's changing, But I'm through with all this changing, I like the way I'm living, and I got my reasons why, I'm not gonna go changing!"

I'm drinking Cranberry Apple Juice.

I love Golf and loved it more last year when I went on a streak in the 70s. High 70s, but 70s.

I took my clubs back to Michigan and played with my cousins and my uncles and it was some of the most enjoyable times I've had.

I have to shit all the time.

I get horny REALLY easily.

Isaac Asimov died from AIDS.

Isaac Asimov died from AIDS.
It was a bitch what happened to that guy.

My dreams are ALWAYS fucking weird.

When they aren't, they're usually about sex or prison (NOT sex in prison!!)

This thread needs to be changed to "Random facts thread..."

or...

Sir Douche Baggins' "Spamalot"

or...

Sir Douche Baggins' "Spamalot"

Oh, it's on... (http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=60)

I just wasted 5 minutes of my life catching up on this thread.

I can't wait until summer, so I can go to the pool and watch all the chicks in their swimsuits.

Borat's cousin discovered that, given a choice between mechanical mobiles and a woman's face side by side, one-day-old boy babies will look at the mechanical mobiles more, while one-day-old girl babies will look at the woman's face more.

I don't get how they do those DirecTV commercials with scenes from movies like Misery and Major League.

a combination of meticulous recreation, digital editing, rehiring the original actor, and tight focus.

And black magic.

And black magic.
Did I not mention the part about the actors?

I can't sleep with the door open. It has to be closed.

I also have to be covered up with a blanket.

Oh and I also can't sleep just laying there on my back. I have to be on my side, most of the time facing my right (sometimes my left).

I can sleep with the door open. Or closed.

I don't have to be covered up with a blanket.

Oh and I also can sleep just laying there on my back. I can be on my side, facing my right (or sometimes my left).

Having kids that get up early may be a factor.

Even if I'm listening to really soothing music, I can't sleep while listening to my ipod.

I guess you can say I like things quiet.

I can sleep with the door open. Or closed.


It's a paranoia thing I think.

I really don't like walking into places with a bunch of people already in there either. I also dreaded having to ax the teacher if I could go to the bathroom, because I didn't want to have to come back and enter with a bunch of people looking at me.

I got something in my eye and it's bugging me.

I think I just set myself up...

When you tune to an unused television channel and you see static, what you're really seeing is cosmic background radiation from the Big Bang.

Well, some of that is. Our sun contributes significantly, here.

I'm hungry.

Keanu Reeves is like the worst actor ever. Totally.

I like writing, but I'm not creative. I hate that.

I'm posting this so I have all the last posts on the front page...but not post padding.

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No, not really

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Domination!

IBSSTHWTMTOHH

I hate the Jerry Springer Show, but think Steve Wilkos' show is the bomb.

I've never even heard of Steve Wilko. More info plz.

He was the security guard on Springer who broke up the "fights" and shit. He's got his own show now and it's totally awesome. He's always up in the guests' faces, calling them bitches, and shit.

:motown owns:

:Motown owns:

self-owned?

This message has been deleted by Sir Douche Baggins.

3 in a row!

Should that be considered a "turkey"?

I'd leave my girlfriend and kid if it meant Faith No More would get back together.

She'd probably leave me if it meant she and her ex could get back together.

I would rather do a lot of things than watch daytime television. Yikes.

Maury is on. That is quality daytime television.

Maury is about the best thing on daytime TV right now. I really miss Ricki Lake.

Funny story: when my sister was dirt poor and living at Greenfield & W. Chicago, she couldn't afford a birthday present for me, so she made me a tape of some Ricki Lake shows and a bag of weed. The Ricki Lake episodes were "The Best Of 'You're Not All That'" (which were the prime segments of "You're Not All That" pts. 1, 2, and 3) and "If You Don't Stop Smoking Weed I'm Leaving." It was the only time in my life I actually pissed myself from laughing so hard. I'm not proud of it, but there it is.

"If You Don't Stop Smoking Weed I'm Leaving."

Weed DOES break up families.

Weed DOES break up families.
Yes, I know this.

I don't smoke weed anymore. If a pothead doesn't piss everyone off by being stupid, immature, and boring, there's always the chance that they'll end up in the can because they hung around the wrong people.

I want very much for marijuana to be decriminalized. I also want very much for people to stop smoking it and find something better to do with their time.

I would rather do a lot of things than watch daytime television. Yikes.

I was just in a waiting room that had some soap opera on.

There was about 6 women standing around talking about "Bo" and his possible death.

I wanted to gauge my eyes out.

I wanted to gauge my eyes out.

You need help with that?

I also want very much for people to stop smoking it and find something better to do with their time.

Like post here?

I am now a member of the MoTown bandwagon (Note special badge in sig)

You need help with that?

That seemed a bit uncalled for.

Not at all.

You wouldn't have to read my shitty posts ever again.

Not at all.

You wouldn't have to read my shitty posts ever again.

Glenn is so 2007.

MoTown is NOW.

That is all.

You wouldn't have to read my shitty posts ever again.


Why do you always get so down on yourself?

You've got a lot going for you.

http://frattinghard.com/wp-content/uploads/douche8.jpg

Even though I am a Douche, I do not look like one.

Glenn back in race with strong post.

Who would've thunk.

I would never wear a Livestrong bracelet, I have both of my balls.

Besides, that guy doesn't do a good job of hiding his insecurities. That can't be me.

Oh boy, the more I go on the more and more I convince people that's me.

I spoke with a guy named Chris Tripod today. True story.

"If You Don't Stop Smoking Weed I'm Leaving."
I laughed just seeing this title!

I have a bloated stomach right now.

this is a good thread...maybe even great

Being that I have a leap day kid now, I learned some useless shit about leap day.

Leap years do not happen in century years not divisible by 400. So 2100, 2200, 2300 etc will not have leap day. If my kid lives to be 96 he will go 8 whole years without a 'true' birthday.

Leap years do not happen in millenia years divisible by 4000. So 4000 will not have a leap day.

There are leap seconds. Depending on how the gravity of other celestial bodies affect the Earth during the year, scientists may add one second to June 30th or December 31st.

Also, in non leap years a leapers legally recognized birthday is Feb 28th, so when he turns 21 he can drink on the 28th rather than March 1st.

You need to tell us more about this kid.

We're family, you know.

Elton John was responsible for 2% of global record sales in 1975.

Being that I have a leap day kid now,
My wife has some friends who live somewhere up in the Eastern suburbs (Fraser? Roseville? I don't know. Might as well be fucking Mars to me) and their neighbor's baby was born on Leap Day. Are you the baby daddy?

I live in Illinois, so no.

Congrats UxKa.

Do you even cheer for any Illinois teams?

The Cubbies right? Then the Pistons, Cowboys, Badgers, I think Wings (could be wrong, just thinking red white or blue teams)

I'm eating peanuts right now...and having a beer

I'd prolly bang Condi Rice if i had the chance.

Wow, really? The gap tooth bugs me.

Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick gots to fit.

Thanks Fool.


Do you even cheer for any Illinois teams?

The Cubbies right? Then the Pistons, Cowboys, Badgers, I think Wings (could be wrong, just thinking red white or blue teams)

Those are the right teams. There's no 'Illinois' teams just Chicago teams so I don't feel a need to root for them. However the Cubs used to have a farm team in my city when I was little and I went to those games, and I've been to Wrigley a ton of times too. I'm closer to UW than UI and have been to a million UW games. The Wings because I thought Stevie Y was the shit. Cowboys because I felt bad for them in the late 80's, then once they started winning it was nice. The Pistons are the one team I can't figure out why as easily. Basketball was my least favorite sport for a long time, really only been a fan for about ten years. It's my number two sport now behind football.

There's my life story with sports. If you read all that you must be really bored lol.

What's your kid's name?

Nolan. He is already wise in the ways of the force:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/UxKa/Nolan/2008_0229Baby0012_jedi.jpg

Holy shit.

You CAN be born a Sparty!

A co-worker of mine's boy is named Nolan. His wife was preggers again and he kept joking that he'd name his next kid Ryan if it were a boy. Fortunately, he got a girl, and didn't name her Ryanette or some silly thing. :)

Ryan can be a name for a girl too.

I ate too much chili too fast and now I'm feeling kind of queezy... or is it queazy?

I have to build a house and I'm kind of tired right now.

I got lots of nice presents for my bday.

I had steak and King Crab for my bday and a bj.

I can't wait to see the Tigers play and its kind of pissin me off that I haven't seen them yet.

I just posted 6 straight posts in this thread.

I'm not SDB

For some reason this memory just came to my brain....

We were going snow skiing in Tahoe and my buddy flew jet planes (AF) and he flew over our ski area and we saw him.

I'm going to go lay down for a while even though its noon.

Enjoy your nap, sir.

Thank you, it was a good one.

And let me be the first to wish you a happy BDay in a week or so.

Thank you sir.

I'm going to start smoking just because of those fucking TRUTH commercials.

Looks like Tahoe is using my thread to pad his stats.

I'm going to start smoking just because of those fucking TRUTH commercials.

I'm gonna start beating my woman because of those Lifetime movies.

I'm gonna stop beating my meat because of those Lifetime movies.

:emo kid:

I'm going to start smoking just because of those fucking TRUTH commercials.

I recently quit, and those stupid commercials actually made it harder to quit. I'd be doing well one day, not a single cig, and BAM 'Dont smoke' comes on the TV. Well thanks a lot assholes, I hadn't been thinking about smoking until your commercial came on and now I want one.

I'm gonna start beating my woman because of those Lifetime movies.

LOL. If you're lucky, a Lifetime movie will be made of those beatings.

TRUTH ads are put out by the big tobacco.

Looks like Tahoe is using my thread to pad his stats.

They are all facts douche.

SDB, what weapon will be the title of your movie.

Like the lifetime original "Rod" where she gets beaten with a steel rod.

I'm going to go ahead and guess: ....in a lifetime original, "Closed fist"

I can snap my fingers with my left hand, but not with my right hand (and I'm right handed too).

I have webbed fingers.

I have a fourth nipple, but no third.

Peeler Music is going out of business.

All these salads is makin' mah poo go green!

Peeler Music is going out of business.

Heard about that--my friend got me some locking guitar straps from there for 10 bucks or so.

I've got a cyst like underneath my jaw/chin area.

Might wanna wait... I had something like that before and it went away.. Altough I am not sure it was a cyst

I have these polyps on the backs of my hands...I don't know how I got them.
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/sp511TheEntity.jpg

That looks just like bukdow!

I've got a cyst like underneath my jaw/chin area.
Use a warm compress. It'll help them go away faster.

Somebody rename this "Fun with cysts"

Jimmy Page played guitar on Tom Jones' most famous song, "It's Not Unusual".

Not drinking beer is somewhat boring, takes a lil gettin use to.

I love girls with lower back tattoos. Means anal.

Tramp stamps...love em.

I saw a smoking hot chick with one yesterday (at Home Depot of all places).

Yeah, I talked to her. *flex*

How'd the conversation go?

SDB..."Hey, Can I get some help here?
Hot chick..."Go away!

Post # 186 is kind of mean.

I hope it wasn't taken serious, cuz we know SDB worked that girl.

Nah, that's how a convo goes with my gf. She's not my gf. yet

Post # 186 is kind of mean.

I hope it wasn't taken serious, cuz we know SDB worked that girl.

So MoTown right now.

I love girls with lower back tattoos. Means anal.
Unfortunately, not always true. As far as I know, that one's currently 50-50.

I love girls with lower back tattoos. Means anal.

For her or for you?

I give, she receives. Both.

I have the tendency to forget something I say (usually on AIM) only a few minutes after I say it.

That's no good.

Polls aren't easy...

I love girls with lower back tattoos. Means anal.


http://consumerist.com/assets/resources/2008/03/trampstamps.jpg

What does that mean? They're willing to try it but not make a committment?

In my opinion, girls only have tramp stamps so you can have something to look at while you're hitting it from behind.

I wish they would just make crossword puzzle tramp stamps then.

I wish they would just make crossword puzzle tramp stamps then.

POTY!

I wish they would just make crossword puzzle tramp stamps then.

MOTOWNAGE.

Is there seriously a doubt in anybody's mind that this guy ISN'T the best poster in WTF history?

BABY ... I'M ... GONNA ... GIVE ... IT ... TO ... YOU ... ALL ... NIGHT ... LONG ... UNLESS ... YOU ... CAN ... GIVE ... ME ... A ... SIX ... LETTER ... WORD ... BEGINNING ... WITH ... "D" ... THAT ... IS ... THE ... NAME ... OF ... AN ... ACTOR ... WHO ... WAS ... ON ... HOGAN'S ... HEROES!

HAHAHAHA

People don't understand why I like to wear plain clothing...they can fuck off.

Re: posts 199 and 202

MoTown and Big Swami demonstrate that they know how to reach across the aisle to cooperate on some funny posts.

Let the healing begin

We're all in this together.

So who do I vote for?

I think this incident illustrates how we can all unite behind Big Swami.

So does that mean Swami is going to have Mo as his vp?

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Speaking as the candidate who is running a distant 2nd to MoTown, I cordially invite MoTown to join my ticket in a subordinate role.

Swami, what do you think this is, the Presidency of the United States? This is serious!

I saw a fat guy with a pony tail that was wearing a shirt that said "Unemployee of the Month" or some shit. I couldn't hold in my laughter.

I watched a really good show on the Mackinac Bridge last night.

I watched a really good show on the Mackinac Bridge last night.
Didn't you get cold?

Yes, and the extension cord was really long.

I hate Nancy Grace...

http://www.mediabistro.com/news/original/swdyd_nancy_grace.jpg

I've been feeling better mentally than I have been in a very long time ever since I stopped taking my medication. I told the doctor about this and he told me to keep not taking it for about 4 weeks, then come in to get checked.

Good for you, Tim.

I'm not sure what your medication was, but please be careful and stay in contact with doctors and loved ones during this period. My cousin just tried to kill himself by hanging, and of course he'd gone off his meds and had a fight with his ex before this.

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I'm not sure what your medication was, but please be careful and stay in contact with doctors and loved ones during this period. My cousin just tried to kill himself by hanging, and of course he'd gone off his meds and had a fight with his ex before this.

Thanks. Because you care so much, I'm now considering voting for you in the election.

By the way, I take/took meds for my hypothyroidism.

Weird, I wonder why I assumed you were taking a psychotropic? It seems like everyone I know is these days.

Aside from my thyroid medication, I've only ever been prescribed xanax really.

Did you know that 75% of the Mackinac Bridge is under water? As big as that bitch is, and we only see 25% of it.

btw...If you are wondering how I came up with that 25% figure, I subracted the 75% from a total of 100% and SHAZAM! 25%.

Tahoe doesn't give a fuck about your preconceptions or your prejudices. If he wants to be a math wizard, that's none of your business.

My mom and sister are both on thyroid meds. What did they have you taking?

I like balsamic as much as I like mustard.

I like balsamic as much as I like mustard.

:shockandawe:

Anybody who watches 'Scrubs' knows that in the show Ted (the lawyer) is a member of an a capella band who commonly sing showtunes and commercial bits. They are a real band. I'm not sure if the actor who plays Ted was signed on as an actor and happened to start a band or if they already had a band... but the other three guys that show up in episodes are there because they are in the band with 'Ted'.

http://www.theblankswebsite.com/index.php

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Ted's character is fucking hilarious.

Alanis Morissette's song, "You Oughta Know", actually WAS about Dave Coulier......playing a child molester on Full House.

Fat girls love me...

I guess the street bum look turns them on.

Alanis Morissette's song, "You Oughta Know", actually WAS about Dave Coulier......playing a child molester on Full House.
http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/oughta.asp

Morissette, my bad.

'Missing' penis sparks mob lynching


By Mannir Dan-Ali in Lagos
Police in the south western Nigerian state of Osun say they have embarked on a constant patrol after mobs lynched at least 12 people since last weekend.

All the killings occurred after the victims were accused of making people's genital organs disappear.

The Osun state police commissioner Ganiu Dawodu, who dismissed claims of organ disappearance, told the BBC that the mob killings started two weeks ago and has swept though six main towns in the state including the university town of Ife and the state capital of Osogbo.

''We are terribly worried about the mass hysteria leading to such mob action,'' Mr Dawodu said.

Mobbed

The most gruesome case occurred on Friday when hundreds of members of the evangelical sect Brotherhood of the Cross went to the town of Ilesa for their annual convention.

While the sect members were on a house-to-house preaching mission, someone raised an alarm that his penis had disappeared.

An angry mob descended on the visiting evangelists and burnt eight of them to death. Two buses and a car were also burnt.

The Osun state police commissioner said that they have since arrested two persons including the man who raised the false alarm about disappearing genitals.

Police action

Mr Dawodu told the BBC that the hysteria generated by the incidents is connected to similar accusations in Oyo state where at least six people were burnt to death last month.

Oyo state police commissioner now insists that everywhere is quiet and they have charged a number of people arrested over last month's killings.

In neighbouring Osun the police say they have rescued six people from the hands of angry mobs.

The lucky ones include a woman who was rescued after a mob put a tyre around her neck and was about to set her ablaze.

The police and the state governor have gone on local television and radio appealing to the public not to take the law into their own hands.

They have also appealed to religious leaders and traditional rulers to ask their followers not to take part in such mob actions.

As in Oyo state, the police in Osun have deployed plainclothes detectives on streets of major towns to keep an eye on those they accuse of raising false alarms.

The work "amok" as in "run amok" comes from Indonesia, where certain tribal men have a sincere terror of their penises shrinking and getting sucked into their bodies. Sometimes they get so taken by the fear that they lose control and will strike out at anyone they see.

I'm dead serious about this.