Well I am at the point another night of endless drinking. Not too proud of myself, but I can toot my horn in some ways because I am going to Florida on WED. I ah went to burger king and got a whopper buy one get one free because I was so hungry. It was good because I put BBBBBBQ sauce on it, in reference to the simpsons if any of you simpsons buffs are out there. Here we go about the pistons, about how i will be pissed if we lose. I swear to god we dont make it out of the second round I am done and I am sticking to my guns. I am sick of all this fiddle faddle bullshit with the east and their ratings. If you dont think taylor swift is hot then you have a problem, if you dont think carrie underwood is hot then you have a problem, if you think that tramp who played in sex in the city is hot, the one who played in the movie about not leaving home is hot, you have a problem. I cant think of that bitches name. anyways, i am thinking about playing some halo right now and do not me to infringe on anyones rights by posting this mesage, I am just writing whats on my mind. It's not like I am just writing to take up space space space space space space space space space space space space space space...OK you got me I am, but who gonna STOP ME


NOT YOU ,,,,jackass

Greatest post ever.

I wish I could do more than just sticky this.

What if you're drunk and can't find THIS thread?

What if you're drunk and can't find THIS thread?

Take a good look at yourself and stop trying and be a hero. That is the only option. Either that or just start another thread. Or just not do anything. Or have another beer.

Why not bring back Webber as well?

WHY NOT bring back Webber?? were just going to lose to cleveland like the kenny chesney song said.

If Glenn swats THIS I'm not going to be his friend anymore.

Cot damnit, stealin' mah thunder.

I SAID STEALING AMEAH THUNDAH!

Haha, we had to make another drunk thread just because e-ray couldn't find the first one? That's fucked up, man. Seriously. What the fuck are we doing that for. I'm ean, if you're drunk, you should be able to find that shit out on your own.

BTW, I just typed this post drunk and with my eyes closed. What it do.

In case you didn't believe me the first time I posted this without looking either. Every character that dI typed is without using the backwpace key. Well, excpet for a couple of times where it's just habit, you know. But seriously. I'm fucked up and I'm going to bed. Good night everyone.

Hay, I wasn't the one who couldn't find it.

A really good rum is almost like a fine congac, and lots of it will make you just as sdrunks

Her name is Sarah Jessica Parker, my old roommate is engaged to a girl that looks just like her, poor fuck.

Her name is Sarah Jessica Parker, my old roommate is engaged to a girl that looks just like her, poor fuck.

aka Dee Snider

sooo fukked right now

HAHA I WAS ABOUT to think thE SAME thing if i cant find thwe drunk thread and im too drunmk to find the drunk thjread so i can see the threaad here an d post so i dont have ato find the drunk thred

FAKER^

FAKER^

How dare you challange my inebriation.
BTW you're right.

I think this should actually be called the "Official Post here when you are drunk and can't find the drunk thread thread"

He's right.

Yeah, I'm super-fucked up right now. It's been awhile. That's all I can manage to type....

Yeah, I'm super-fucked up right now. It's been awhile. That's all I can manage to type....

Oh man. Vague memories of the struggle to type that last night.

Posting here at noon:30 is probably a bad thing, but oh well.

That depends. Are you on your lunch break?

Working on it. Updates to follow...

I need an update, gee. I've been sitting here for 98 minutes now.

1.5 sheets to the wind.

This is so much easier than finding the actual post here when you're drunk thread.

Last weekend I got hammered and ended up having sex with a black girl inside her sorority house.

Where this thread was when I needed it, I will never know.

OMG! A Black Girl???? You must have been drunk!

I didn't make it to this thread last night, I was too hammered to get online. A friend turned 21 so we took him out and got him tanked.

I got so drunk last night after golf than I passed out around 9 at my house and then woke up at 3 am, could not get back to sleep, and watched saved by the bell episodes of 1991 until morning.

zack got a fake ID and met a girl from usc
injured his leg before a basketball game
bet slater he could cut class
screech won a chess tournament

I think I am in love with kelly kaposki, is that wrong?

I've always wondered if it's posting here when you're only drunk (not to be confused with only when you're drunk).

I could easily double my post count if I actually remembered to post here when I was drunk.

is dray now eray, or dray or d-ray or something like dre-ray or dr-ray. where is that other post thing topic section.

not drunk but its friday at work ANSD i want to go home now so i might. too many esxhastr fumes rom theser fucking bikees.

"m pretty fuckin drunk right now.

should have a tourament of the hot chicks or something. Like the other tournament but use chicks for the peeps we vote instead of the other ones we used.

man that red wine is making me feel awefully queezy. Fuck all that other shit dust drink beer and lil blackberry brandy here and there and you'll be fine, but if you add wine...you never know for sure.

If by "Blackberry Brandy" you mean Jameson, then yes, I agree with you.

Beer, whiskey and some....uh....well....beer and whisky

And it's not wise to be doing this since I've only gone 18 days without smoking. Cigarettes.

Edit: It's been 20 days.

Fuck, I was hurting this morning. I just got home...hair of the dog is the only thing that might help.

First night in a week and a half that I haven't gone out with friends and had a few beers.

Within 5 minutes of posting this I have 3 different people get ahold of me about going out tonight. I'll see you here in a few hours if I remember.

yeah im drunk so what,

you wanna know what its mothers day and I am ready to go do some face bashing if thats what needs be. my mom makes this ice cream cake that is so good and i love it. layers of oreo cookie vanilla ice cream fudge0000cholcolooteloete and banananas and ice cream of the strawberyy decent and oh man is it god. I ah was ah set up to eat it just two or three minutes ago and i bit into that fuckin ice cream smorcus borg and what do I find????????????????????mint fucking chocolote chip ice cream with mint flavored god dam fudge, that is some bullshit, if i wanted mint I wwould but some gum and chew fore christ sakes. So i thought about how angery I was and how I wanted to fight someone because this desert was not normal and then I realized that the person I wanted to fight was my mom and that it was mothers day and I laughed some more. how can i explain thisk, it;s like ah watching porn or any hot girl for that matter and you are reallhy into this shit and you are like yeah this is sweet and then bam banm, its a transvestite special and they have a regender assignment and you are like oh shit . the ice cream is like the hot girl that you found out was a guy, pre op, and dont even get me started on the girl front, i coulda banged this girl tonight she is just too young and I work with her so i did not, and some women backed into my car today, fuck her too, what can I do, ijust gotta pay my dehusctable and be done with it. You wanna talk movies, apoctolypto is the shizzy, and the fountatin is the death is the path to awe, dam me

thats it i am going to bed and throwing the fucking ice cream plate out the window.

good night and god bless

POTY?

Damn, I've got some work to do.

Glenn, please add that as an announcement. That was pure gold. By far the best post I have ever seen.

We need a WTF hall of fame. Seriously.

I'm drunk

I thought you stopped drinking for a while Tahoe.

I did. I'm about to go for a ride on the wagon again.

I find myself drinking atleast 2 days a week these days

I find myself drinking atleast 2 days a week these days
amateur

Yukon Jack was calling my name. Unfortunately, I answered......

Mr. Daniels paged me and I've been stuck in meetings with him all evening.

it's a problem

I'm disappointed, gusman. I was expecting a long post.

Just got home from spending the entire night drinking cubatas (mixed drinks with way more alcohol than they serve anywhere else in the world) and taking on basically an entire fucking bar full of Catalans trying to explain to them that they were being a bunch of Catalan homer fucking morons to actually have the balls to argue with me that there was no way in hell that Sheed, Dice and Max could guard Gasol (who I actually really like) if the Pistons and the Lakers were to see each other in the finals. I love this city and like Gasol but I felt that weak ass shit (like this post for instance) needed to be swatted.

And since I'm feeling the 8 or 9 jack and cokes right now and am not too afraid to sound like a stupid europhile I'll say that I've gotten hammered all over the states, Europe and even Asia and Spain is still without a doubt the best country in the world to get incredibly stupidly trashed. The great dance clubs don't even get started until 2 in the morning, if you've decided to really go out drinking here you're out 'til at least 6 and if that's not enough you have after hour pubs and dance clubs that go until 12. Alcohol's cheaper per volume than anywhere in Europe and even now it more than compare to the US. Not to mention all the non-tobacco smoking that goes on outside of the bars and clubs and in squares all around (not that I condone that nor have done it tonight nor while I've ever lived here...uh yeah).

That and I had no problem not smoking tonight (cigarettes) in a country where basically when they're born they're given a camel and a lighter instead of being circumcised and I think I've secured another night out with a very cute Argentinian; a 23 year old professional dancer.

And I would never have written this if I hadn't been inspired by Gus's fantastic drunk post which i read earlier this week. In fact as I was getting trashed like the moron I am, and especially during my huge basketball debate with all of Catalonia, I kept thinking about posting here. But not while I was working the Argentinian chick; there my eye was on the prize.

Just got home from spending the entire night drinking cubatas (mixed drinks with way more alcohol than they serve anywhere else in the world) and taking on basically an entire fucking bar full of Catalans trying to explain to them that they were being a bunch of Catalan homer fucking morons to actually have the balls to argue with me that there was no way in hell that Sheed, Dice and Max could guard Gasol (who I actually really like) if the Pistons and the Lakers were to see each other in the finals. I love this city and like Gasol but I felt that weak ass shit (like this post for instance) needed to be swatted.

And since I'm feeling the 8 or 9 jack and cokes right now and am not too afraid to sound like a stupid europhile I'll say that I've gotten hammered all over the states, Europe and even Asia and Spain is still without a doubt the best country in the world to get incredibly stupidly trashed. The great dance clubs don't even get started until 2 in the morning, if you've decided to really go out drinking here you're out 'til at least 6 and if that's not enough you have after hour pubs and dance clubs that go until 12. Alcohol's cheaper per volume than anywhere in Europe and even now it more than compare to the US. Not to mention all the non-tobacco smoking that goes on outside of the bars and clubs and in squares all around (not that I condone that nor have done it tonight nor while I've ever lived here...uh yeah).

That and I had no problem not smoking tonight (cigarettes) in a country where basically when they're born they're given a camel and a lighter instead of being circumcised and I think I've secured another night out with a very cute Argentinian; a 23 year old professional dancer.

And I would never have written this if I hadn't been inspired by Gus's fantastic drunk post which i read earlier this week. In fact as I was getting trashed like the moron I am, and especially during my huge basketball debate with all of Catalonia, I kept thinking about posting here. But not while I was working the Argentinian chick; there my eye was on the prize.
you are the j. peterman of drunks

DE,

Good job on the correct spelling of "moron".

you are the j. peterman of drunks

Is that good or bad?

Ok, one more stupid drunk rant:

First of all I'm rocked on the last of my whiskey at home (Glenfiddich 12 year) and that's all I have left.

I had to have someone explain to me the Swami reference (though I'm still not sure if it's good or bad). I like Sienfeld but I've only seen maybe a season's worth of episodes. Should that be in the "not afraid to admit" thread? My reasons: in high school the show was on during hockey practice (more or less), in college I just never really watched TV and then I was living out here.

I'm broke as all hell (a word of advice: never sell your company to a lying, cheat son of a bitch) and can't even go to a bar for a beer. But I have my Detroit sports. My Wings are in the finals. My Pistons are taking on the fucking Celtics for the Eastern Conference. And I get to watch it all because I'm stealing my neighbor's wifi (may he never find out, knock on wood ((by the way, they actually say knock on iron here in Catalonia)) and whatever I should say to not jinx my teams). I bleed parentheses when I'm drunk it seems, so fuck Faulkner.

And since it seems I'm being one of those sentimental drunks: thank WTF for giving me an actual forum to share my love for my hometown's teams.

I'm going to feel like an idiot and regret this post tomorrow morning when I read it, but what the hell.

Is that good or bad?
I don't know. it's enormously entertaining either way.

I was browsing in a Paris antique shop one winter afternoon when a fitted leather train case caught my eye.

It contained silver-handled brushes, boot hooks, a straight razor, several silver-stoppered glass bottles...

One bottle was different. Encased in yew-wood, with a handwritten date: 1903.

Inside the bottle, there was still the faint, intriguing aroma of a gentleman’s cologne. A “prescription” cologne, custom-made for a rich traveler a century ago.

Curiosity was eating at me.

I bought the case (the price was shocking) and sent the bottle to a laboratory for analysis. They broke down the residue by gas chromatography. Identified its fingerprint through spectro-photometry.

The report said: an “old woody fougère.” Clean citrus notes, bergamot, "green notes." The middle notes: clary sage…cardamom. The dry-down: leather notes, smoky labdanum…elemi, tabac, frankincense.

The detective work was impressive.

So is the thing itself.

Women like the way it smells on a man. Like a symphony that begins loudly, then soon slides into subtle, entangling developments that grow on them.

Or so I’ve been told.

I just associate any story about Americans exploring abroad with J Peterman. You've got to start somehow incorporating product pitches into your stories.

I just associate any story about Americans exploring abroad with J Peterman. You've got to start somehow incorporating product pitches into your stories.

LMFAO! Ok, now I get it.

Ok. I've had the Glenfiddich 12 year for a while. But really the whiskey I like from them is the 21 year Glenfiddich Havana reserve in rum barrels. I get a bottle once a year from this store by my place: http://www.cellerdegelida.net. The guy gives me a great deal on it; best anywhere I've ever seen.

No wait. That was just pretentious. I'll have to work on it.

No wait. That was just pretentious. I'll have to work on it.

A taste for good whiskey requires no apologies.

I bleed parentheses when I'm drunk it seems, so fuck Faulkner.


instant classic

I honestly don't remember much of Barcelona as I was drunk the entire time......aahhh to be 17 again

I do so enjoy going to the bar. So relaxing after a long week......

Hungover as a muthafucka.

I'm warming up to the rant I think but first I was thinking about this true story about a basketball game in Spain.

When Spain was under Franco, Real Madrid was Spain's team. And that meant whatever it took for Real Madrid to win. Their most famous soccer player was originally acquired by Barcelona but somehow the deal got magically nixed and he went to Madrid. As some of you may know, injury time in soccer is a nebulous thing at best and there was one game that it seemed to stretch and stretch until Madrid tied the game.

Anyway, once, in a basketball game for the King's Cup I believe, Barcelona was playing Madrid. One of Madrid's top players got about 3 or 4 fouls and then never saw another foul for the rest of the game. Talking to old basketball fans here the dude could mug a Barcelona player and beat up his mother and not hear a whistle. Barca on the other hand started getting called for everything short of farting on a Madrid player.

At one point, with quite a few minutes left in the second half of the game, the Barcelona coach called a time-out and sent all his players to the locker room. He then told everyone that the game was total bullshit, that they could all go to hell and then he retired to coach young kids in a small city outside of Barcelona.

How much would you pay to see that happen in today's NBA?

I'd only like to add that while I just wrote that he said "you can all go to hell" they say that he said in Spanish "Podéis iros a tomer por culo" which literally translates to "you can all go take it up the ass". Somehow that makes the story that much better.

I have often thought about that. Some coach finally just giving up and refusing to put his players on the court because of the officiating.

I have cigars and my bloodstream is probably 50% Jameson's at this point. Today is a good day.

I get invited to this barbecue that I'm not sure I even want to go to. It's around 9:00 and I'm running an hour late and my friend (who's also from Detroit but whom I met here) calls and tells me I should hurry my ass up, she's with at least 4 other women and only one is with a boyfriend. I hurry my ass up and get there and of course the only hot chick there IS THE ONE WITH THE BOYFRIEND.

And on that subject if you're at a party with a hot chick who's with her boyfriend and yet she's just a bit too touchy-feely when she's talking to you, what would you do?

I'm at this good bar tonight, the Dow Jones:

http://drinkbarcelona.blogspot.com/2007/01/dow-jones.html

(By the way, my friends created the website I'm linking, drinkbarcelona.com. I'm hoping that counts as my product plug for Swami).

I watched both Euro matches today. That's Euro as in soccer, that euro game played by euro trash. Anyway, one of my buddies, a guy from here who's a big Madrid fan, and I get into this huge basketball debate. Basically he said that Sabonis was a better center than both Ewing and Olajuwon. I love basketball but 95% of the posters here kick my ass in terms of basketball knowledge. Please, please let me know if he was full of shit.

Basically he said that Sabonis was a better center than both Ewing and Olajuwon. I love basketball but 95% of the posters here kick my ass in terms of basketball knowledge. Please, please let me know if he was full of shit.

Umm... yeah.

Sabonis was much better before injuries took their tole than the Sabonis we knew in the NBA. I'm certainly not going to say he was better than Ewing or The Dream, but from everything I've heard is that Sabonis was mad talented.

I'm drunk and I found the right thread. Hooray for me.

On a night with a nice Tigers' win and the NBA draft, I'm the only dipshit on this board who's going to end up talking about soccer. That's right, I said it, soccer.

Don't get me wrong, I'm born in raised in suburban Detroit. As a game I'm still a hockey, baseball, basketball and football fan. But I do like soccer as a sport and after living here for so long I have to be honest, as a cultural event, we have nothing that competes.

I'm sitting in a bar filled with Spaniards (some of those Catalans who go out of there way to say they're not Spaniards) and a few Russians and my friend from Detroit and watching this game. Spain scores and you can hear the city erupt; and this is Barcelona, I can't even imagine how it must have been in Madrid.

Spain absolutely owns Russian and you have Spaniards celebrating and giving Russians shit while at the same time drinking and talking with them. I'm texting my German friends, talking smack and giving them as much shit as I can and we're all getting hammered and having a great time.

Later I find myself at this cheesy bar/club by my house, Discoteca Nik: http://www.discotecanick.com/ and talking to people from my hood that I've never even met about the game, about the final, about how the US could own the world at their own most popular game....

(Note: was that a decent product plug Swami? If not, I guess I'll just have to work on it.)

Anyway, I'll leave it that before I make a bigger ass of myself...

I just can not get into soccer or nascar. Equally uninteresting.

I'm fucking toastsed right now

And on that subject if you're at a party with a hot chick who's with her boyfriend and yet she's just a bit too touchy-feely when she's talking to you, what would you do?
Was the boyfriend there?

And if there's no ring on her finger, it's fair game. That's just the way it is.

My motto is that everyone is fair game. It's on the married people to keep faithful, they made the commitment not you. I've been married and we were both faithful, and she was never one to lie about anything let alone big things like that. It's not that hard. It's not like everyone suddenly looks irresistible once you are married.

It's about to happen (hopefully).

My motto is that everyone is fair game. It's on the married people to keep faithful, they made the commitment not you. I've been married and we were both faithful, and she was never one to lie about anything let alone big things like that. It's not that hard. It's not like everyone suddenly looks irresistible once you are married.

You're absolutely right about it being on them. Obviously if they cannot avoid any temptation, then they don't deserve to be married. However, there are a couple of things I see with that:

1) I'm not going to be the one to provide that temptation. It would weigh on my conscience way too much, and even if she wasn't happily married, I would consider myself the one that broke up the marriage.

2) A person who would cheat on their husband is a rotten person, and I don't like to associate with bad people. I really like to surround myself with people I would consider "good" and she wouldn't qualify. I know good people make bad choices, but that line is one I don't like to cross.

There's a couple more reasons, but I don't feel like typing anymore.

I concede those points. I'm mosly thinking in terms of a one night stand, just having fun at a party situation. Certainly not advocating getting in a relationship with someone's wife.

Fair enough.

This thread seems pretty sober to me.


When I get out of class, I'll definitely be drinking the night away. I'm going straight from here to a bar.

Might as well when they let you in for free.

I just keep ordering waters. I can turn them into wine as it is.

had a few beers tonight, got a little buzzed and now I am trying to figure life out. I am watching leaving las vegas and now feel more depressed than anything.

What a world?????????????????????????

Saw Wall-e tonight at the El Capitan, got VIP balcony tix for me and the chick.

Fuckers didn't even have cocktails ready for us. Believe me when I tell you this -- "plastered" is the BEST possible way to see a Disney pic.

Still a damn good film... even sober.

Daughter loved Wall-E. We spent the next couple days saying nothing but "Wall-E?" "Eva!" to each other.

I'm sure it annoyed people.

I've had a couple beers/ drinks

I need a few beers/drinks....I cant get this fuckin girl out of my head.

DRUNK, starting the birthday party early this year. This could be a 2 week bender at this rate.

I need a few beers/drinks....I cant get this fuckin girl out of my head.
2nded

You and your women trouble, Zek. I think you should write a book.

I like the feeling I have when I like a girl, but man it is just a different state of being.

I've had 1 or 2.

i am back, buzzed up and about to get into the whipped cream.

hardy har har

you know what, now i am worked up. and its all about this stupid girl, fucking women, you love em you hate em and now i just wanna go crazy and I promised myself i wouldn't. I really like this girl and then I get this text message I wanted to tell you why I was crabby at work today but i did not have the balls. I cant tell if she likes me and it is driving me insane. what does it matter though if i girl likes you she will make time for you no matter waht, you could tell her you were fucking a rhinosaurus and she would say call me when you get done and we can hang out, thats how you know if a girl really likes you, i dont have it all figured out but i think I am close, this girl i am chasing these days is hot, so hot that I have been trying to get myself in better shape. and that is big for me, you know, she seems like the kinda a girl that wants to be supported by a guy with some money and I try, we will see how things go. and you know what you guys are all great each one of ya all, I have been around on the realgm boards since high school in 2001 and now I still know some of you guys I think. Iw ould be curious to know who was part of realgm, I love vodka and i dont care.

Herre is something for are you hopeless roamantics, if oyu like a girl, shoot yourself you idiot.

you know what, now i am worked up. and its all about this stupid girl, fucking women, you love em you hate em and now i just wanna go crazy and I promised myself i wouldn't. I really like this girl and then I get this text message I wanted to tell you why I was crabby at work today but i did not have the balls. I cant tell if she likes me and it is driving me insane. what does it matter though if i girl likes you she will make time for you no matter waht, you could tell her you were fucking a rhinosaurus and she would say call me when you get done and we can hang out, thats how you know if a girl really likes you, i dont have it all figured out but i think I am close, this girl i am chasing these days is hot, so hot that I have been trying to get myself in better shape. and that is big for me, you know, she seems like the kinda a girl that wants to be supported by a guy with some money and I try, we will see how things go. and you know what you guys are all great each one of ya all, I have been around on the realgm boards since high school in 2001 and now I still know some of you guys I think. Iw ould be curious to know who was part of realgm, I love vodka and i dont care.

Herre is something for are you hopeless roamantics, if oyu like a girl, shoot yourself you idiot.
EPIC

This is the reason I sign on to WTF on a daily basis.

Iw ould be curious to know who was part of realgm, I love vodka and i dont care.

Herre is something for are you hopeless roamantics, if oyu like a girl, shoot yourself you idiot.

McCain should have ended his acceptance speech with these exact words.
I will never write something this good.

Wow, that was awesome.

The most amazing thing happened tonight see i had rented the big lebowski because my wife never saw it and i knew she owuls love it and just straaaaaaangely enough by some random confulence of events like some kind of cosmic auspicious crux i just happened to have all the fixing ffor white russians in the house like because its half and half and vodka and kalhua on ice and we usually do have vodka but then we just happeneeed to have half and half milk and kalua on hand becaues of our friends coming over so someitmes what you just now have in ur fridge is exatcly what the universe wants you to have

Sledgehammered!!!!!!!!!

I get the feeling Vinny was drinking last night.

Dudddddeee!!!!!!! I love white russsiiansss!!!!!!!! MMMMaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn aaaaaaaaammmmmmm IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII stoned!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck ya, vival las vegas mother fuckers. Laughin at absolutely nothin, should have not smoked the ganga. SHIT

I don't like it when gusman is high. There's no amazing stories about his women problems.

Weed + Gusman = +1 Gusman,
Weed + Gusman = -1 WTFDetroit

went to a party tonight, had a good time, however, pretty much everyone at the party was taken as far as the girls go. Pointless to go to the bar or a party unless you are getting phone numbers. I mean how many one night stands come out of bar nights or crazy parties. Gotta get the digits or ur wastin ur time.

THat is gusmans lesson of the day>

I went to a party last night too. Everyone is married these days or definately an item (I'm old). There is the occasional divorcee, but when someone gets divorced they don't come to our old peeps parties, they go out.

moral of the story, don't grow old.

Or having someone already willing to have sex with you before you grow old. That's what I took from it.

Friday night. Halloween. Vegas.

Need I say more?

We need a "currently hungover" thread.

We need a "currently hungover" thread.

Sometimes you really show that you are worthy of the honor "Capo":kennythejet:

I was hungover this am at 5am when the alarm went off. Then I worked basically in the rain all day and just popped a nice cold Coor's Light.

I was hungover this am at 5am when the alarm went off. Then I worked basically in the rain all day and just popped a nice cold Coor's Light.

Seriously? Whose alarm goes off at 5 AM on a Saturday?

Hard working Contractors like myself. It rained yesterday and I can't get too far behind. So I toughed it out through the rain today, being the tough guy that I am.

We need a "currently hungover" thread.

Do they serve strawberries and champagne in that thread?

Seriously? Whose alarm goes off at 5 AM on a Saturday?

Tahoe the Contractor.

We call him TTC. Please don't stand us up at the rally, TTC.

I prefer Tahoe the Builder. A request that pre-dates this.

I'm blasted...and it's 6 am on a sunday. My god....

1:20PM and I can barely see the keyboard. I played heads up chandeliers till 8am.

SIR, YOU NEED A BIG GRAPE GATORADE AND TACO BELL BORDER MEAL STAT

Cranium + beer = answering the easiest questions wrong

I just got blasted at Snookers at 13 and Woodward on Whiskey Sours. Thank God I didn't have to drive. And that's the point. Fuck it, I'm hammered so I'll admit it. I MISS being able to get hammered and getting home not being an issue. You walk, you take the metro, you grab a cab; you just know when you live in Barcelona that you will get home. I miss that. I miss Barcelona. But maybe that's for the confessional thread.

no, what you say is true. I hate drinking knowing that I will have to sober up in order to drive home. I am really not a fan of sleeping at other people's houses. I would pay 20 bucks for a cab to my house if it were more accessable. I feel your pain.

I'm just finding this thread now. Not going out tonight... THANKS NOLAN!! lol Already got about 7 down, but being the badass that I am I'm nowhere near drunk yet.

I was too drunk to find the computer for the last two days. Happy new year!

WINE MAKES ME A GOOD GAMBLER.

It must be 43 below outside in Omaha, end I em fucked up on Sailor Jerry rum 'n coke. I have tried painting my kid's bedrrom, but she keeps waking up and saying "Hey diumbass, is there any reason at all you need to paint the bedroom tinight?"

The weirdest part about that is, she is spending the night at her cousin's house, so she's not here. But yeah, she still ekeeps yelling at me. I am thinking it just might be the voices in my head that are yelling at me. But I don't want to go to the bar tonight because the whole city of Omaha is a sheet of ice.
Oh well, I don't fell like looking at Pornhub and jerking off to hot she-males againg tonight either. Why? Because there are so many hot broads at the bars just waiting to make out with me and then either blow me or suck my toes. Oh man. So many choics, and so little time. I think I will eat a can of spaghettios and go to bed.

Someone has to follow that ^ , might as well be me.

Not drunk but working on it. Had a great day skiing with my boy up in Tahoe. Great stuff. He leaves tomorrow to go back to School.

We did a "Murder, Mystery" game at a friend's place today. It was much more fun than I thought it would be. Unfortunately I got home and the girlfriend was pissed for no good reason (she spent the day with her friends and usually ends up in a bad mood after that because they're a bunch of bitches), so it ruined my night. I feel that currently getting shit faced is the best plan of action, mostly because if she realizes she's being a bitch (50% chance), I'll be drunk and will not care at all (good sex ensues because I let her off the hook and she feels obligated) or i pass out first and she wakes up feeling bad (good sex ensues also). Win-win for me, 100% of the time.

We did a "Murder, Mystery" game at a friend's place today. It was much more fun than I thought it would be. Unfortunately I got home and the girlfriend was pissed for no good reason (she spent the day with her friends and usually ends up in a bad mood after that because they're a bunch of bitches), so it ruined my night. I feel that currently getting shit faced is the best plan of action, mostly because if she realizes she's being a bitch (50% chance), I'll be drunk and will not care at all (good sex ensues because I let her off the hook and she feels obligated) or i pass out first and she wakes up feeling bad (good sex ensues also). Win-win for me, 100% of the time.

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We did a "Murder, Mystery" game at a friend's place today. It was much more fun than I thought it would be. Unfortunately I got home and the girlfriend was pissed for no good reason (she spent the day with her friends and usually ends up in a bad mood after that because they're a bunch of bitches), so it ruined my night. I feel that currently getting shit faced is the best plan of action, mostly because if she realizes she's being a bitch (50% chance), I'll be drunk and will not care at all (good sex ensues because I let her off the hook and she feels obligated) or i pass out first and she wakes up feeling bad (good sex ensues also). Win-win for me, 100% of the time.
That's not what my mole saw.

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I have to park in the fucking snow, and walk through that shit while my sisters boyfriend parks in my parking spot and makes my ass walk in cold shit after busting my ass at work for 8 fuckin hours. I am outta this house My sister and her boyfriend have a 3000 square foot apartment in gross pointe and they choose to come home every weekend and crowd this fuckin house. ANd her boyfriend is sick today and brings his shit to our house, why dont they fucking leave and live together in thier god damn apartment, paying 3000 dollars per month for there ritzy grosse pointe piece of shit and they come here. Waste thousands of dollars on an apartment when they good live anywhere else for a fraction of the price, dont even understand the concept of money rich fucks.I bust my ass for 80 dollars at work and they piss that shit away on gas money drivin home every weekend. If my girl friend was going home every weekend and we had a place I just might have to snap. I almost ran my truck through the garage to prove a point. I am going to go spit in someones face and break some shit. laksfjg'kasjfl'kd

hahah

The variety of his "drunk" posts are amazing. Gusman is a legend.

So there's an apartment in Grosse Pointe open on the weekends to use for pussy concerns?

its about 8:30 and the playoffs are only aa (this fukin keyboard suck fuck shit) a couple more days away and I'm fucking drinking and its hard as fuck to start typing right now all of the sudden. I think since mxy said to make a drink and I did but these last couple are singing. I mean really singing and I'm stopping now cuz its taking longer and longer to type anything all of the sudden. I'm going to go stand up now

I am buzzed, significantly, but not smashed. I will give you guys some girl advice. First off, never, under any circumstances let yourself have any feelings for a girl that is already involved in a relationship/ Second, you never meet a good girl at the bar, I think the best bet is at school or in the study lounge. Me, i fucked up, i like a girl who has a boyfriend and now I am fucked. She talks to me everyday, text me and it is nothing but a waste of my time. The bottom line is that if she is messing around with me while she has a bf why wouldn't she do that to me if i was going out with her. I cant win. then in class this week some girl asked me for my phone number and wanted to get together outside of class. Let me tell you, she is ugly and fat, i mean she is a heffer to say the least and I am not physically attracted to her, she is a cool girl though, we hung out this week and she was nice you know, she was chasing me and I did not want to get too involved with her when we were hangin out. I did not ask very many personal questions in order to avoid any sense of intimacy. I do not know what her intentions were, but she would not get me very excited sexually if you know what I mean. I might even find jasmin from aladin a little more attractive than her if you know what I mean. I would rather bone a donkey if you know what I mean. But hey its whats on the inside and now waht is on the outside. Take for example the honda element, that thing looks llike shit but the inside might be swell. I hope I am not getting to redundant with my speeches, I can only say what is on my mind and nothing more. Lately I am afraid for the future of the universe because things are shaky at work. If only I had I wingman like goose from topgun, then I might be someone or something or god like status.

God bless Budah,
GUS

I was going to drunk post tonight, but I'm going to take a back seat to Gus. In fact, I've gone through two divorces but have no clue what else to say to gus on the subject of love. Work it out...

Hey guys... I'm drunk.

8:41am on a Monday. I need to go back to college.

Well I'm just still drunk from the Superbowl.

I figured there would be a few super bowl post on this thread.

Hammered. Went to the comedy club with friends. Got so drunk I knocked over my glass and broke it. Opps;

Was the comedy any good?

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OH FUCK!!

I say we all have a virtual toast to Rippard tonight. I'm thinking virtual tequilla will do the trick.

yeh, I was drujnk, I am drunk, and I will be drunk tonight.

BAI!

I"m a lil toasty right now...lil bit.

Atta boy, Tahoe. How long's it been?

I am buzzed, significantly, but not smashed. I will give you guys some girl advice. First off, never, under any circumstances let yourself have any feelings for a girl that is already involved in a relationship/ Second, you never meet a good girl at the bar, I think the best bet is at school or in the study lounge. Me, i fucked up, i like a girl who has a boyfriend and now I am fucked. She talks to me everyday, text me and it is nothing but a waste of my time. The bottom line is that if she is messing around with me while she has a bf why wouldn't she do that to me if i was going out with her. I cant win. then in class this week some girl asked me for my phone number and wanted to get together outside of class. Let me tell you, she is ugly and fat, i mean she is a heffer to say the least and I am not physically attracted to her, she is a cool girl though, we hung out this week and she was nice you know, she was chasing me and I did not want to get too involved with her when we were hangin out. I did not ask very many personal questions in order to avoid any sense of intimacy. I do not know what her intentions were, but she would not get me very excited sexually if you know what I mean. I might even find jasmin from aladin a little more attractive than her if you know what I mean. I would rather bone a donkey if you know what I mean. But hey its whats on the inside and now waht is on the outside. Take for example the honda element, that thing looks llike shit but the inside might be swell. I hope I am not getting to redundant with my speeches, I can only say what is on my mind and nothing more. Lately I am afraid for the future of the universe because things are shaky at work. If only I had I wingman like goose from topgun, then I might be someone or something or god like status.

God bless Budah,
GUS

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I can't believe I missed that post - freakin' amazing.

I can't believe I missed that post - freakin' amazing.

Totally. One of the best ever. The last thought about Top Gun put it so over the top it gets my vote for Post of the Year.

Atta boy, Tahoe. How long's it been?

I had 2 last week for my Bday and couple 8 last night. But before that it was Super Bowl Sunday. Nice stretch.

Totally. One of the best ever. The last thought about Top Gun put it so over the top it gets my vote for Post of the Year.
I've often thought WTF should fund gusman's bar ventures just so we can get more posts like that.

I had 2 last week for my Bday and couple 8 last night. But before that it was Super Bowl Sunday. Nice stretch.

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I'm not totally toasted or anything like that, but I've had a couple. I'm sure those beers would have kept another day but I didn't want to take the chance on them going bad or something

I have a good buzz going, but nothing like the buzz that will be reached on Saturday!!!!!!!! GO STATE.

Just starting to feel like I'm worthy of posting here. I'll be back in a hour or 2

Sup Tahoo. Been a while since we crossed paths on the topic of beer. What's your flavor of the evening? I got some Copperhook tonight. Nothing special, but yummy and not expensive. On the cost note... a local store had Sierra Nevada ESB on special for $5.99 last week, stocked up on that shit :)

I am officially NOT SOBER

I'm not totally toasted or anything like that, but I've had a couple. I'm sure those beers would have kept another day but I didn't want to take the chance on them going bad or something


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Sup Tahoo. Been a while since we crossed paths on the topic of beer. What's your flavor of the evening? I got some Copperhook tonight. Nothing special, but yummy and not expensive. On the cost note... a local store had Sierra Nevada ESB on special for $5.99 last week, stocked up on that shit :)

Didn't see this til today. I was drinking some shit Mexican beer Tecate. I like Dos Equis, but not Tecate.

I'm going to the store for something good for tonight. Prolly Sierra Nevada Pale Ale or something.

smashed on easter, real proud of myself, nice job idiot. Gimme another beer you bastard. I will smash your face in if you dont get me another beer. are you talkin to me, well then then pretty boy dont even get me started or will round house kick your face in you son of a bitch, i know karate and I will fuck you up and if this doesn't make sense well then go ahead and accuse me of being drunk you fucker. I will spin kick your bitch ass ugly nogan to the moon you two faced jackass. Learn to love it and all that it stands for i am gus king of the southern seas.

Grand Ams. 1 part grand Mariner, 1 part disaronno, 1 part ice...all wasted.

I don't drink alcohol.

stating to recover, not drinking again for awhile

stating to recover, not drinking again for awhile

I hear ya. By Monday night, you should be ready again.

I think its safe to say that most peeps would prolly consider that if they were in the same situation that they would prolly say that they prolly had one to many if they watched the game tonight too.

That confused me. Am I not drunk enough?

I'll edit it with puncuation tomorrow

I think that will help

I helped my uncle jack off a horse


I helped my uncle, jack, off a horse.

Punctuation kids, it matters.

I'm not a 100% certain where I was going with 183, but I think it was something like, you'd be drunk too if you drank as much as I did.

I don't think punctuation can help that post.

I'm working on it, bitchez. I'll be back later, like last night when I had a Fonzie orgasm.

A Fonzasm?

ompletely fucked up and loving it until I wanek up in the mronign fuck everyone inthe whole wide world

do we have a "post here when you are on oxycontin" thread?

wat

Oh hells yea. I'm there, unfortunately its only wednesday.

I'm drowing my sorrows of the death of my Pistons.

fuck bacardi

fuck bacardi

that would sting

I'll post this here since I'm probably inspired by all the beer I've had tonight, but as a newbie in this whole "Dad Guy" thing I was hoping you guys could help me out here: Does being a Dad Guy have anything to do with having to deal with the wife's piece of shit friends?

I swear there's this one douchebag I would just love to wreck. And his douchebag tendencies are probably exacerbated by the fact that his moron wife is a controlling bitch.

I think "dad guy" means that you put up with them being around, but that you don't miss an opportunity to say what you think of them straight in the face. Think Red Foreman.

I'm starting to feel worth of a post in this thread.

random thought...fuckin DrRay in Florida fuckin fucker fuck.

yessir...for sure now

I'll post this here since I'm probably inspired by all the beer I've had tonight, but as a newbie in this whole "Dad Guy" thing I was hoping you guys could help me out here: Does being a Dad Guy have anything to do with having to deal with the wife's piece of shit friends?

I swear there's this one douchebag I would just love to wreck. And his douchebag tendencies are probably exacerbated by the fact that his moron wife is a controlling bitch.

Punch the funcer in the face right now. If you don't, your wife will never respedct you. A guy has to stand up for himself--women like a strong guy who fucking tells the world what he wants--and fuck you to anybody who doesn't agree. Don't buy into all this PW bullshit--if you do, well, you'll be at the grocery store buying frosting during the Super Bowl like all the other ferries who let women run their lives. And i you end up dovorced because you have ballss--thaen at least you have balls, unllike 98.456% of the men in the world.

DJ'd a club tonight... and all of a sudden these magnificent species showed up... damn if they weren't in the mood... I picked the skinny hot one to dance with (friend from another bar) ... fuck, I never realized how sexy she can be.... ssssssiizzzzlemynizzle.... I'ma gonna have to jeopardize a long term relationship for this action.... Oh fuck she was Hotttt!

Punch the funcer in the face right now. If you don't, your wife will never respedct you. A guy has to stand up for himself--women like a strong guy who fucking tells the world what he wants--and fuck you to anybody who doesn't agree. Don't buy into all this PW bullshit--if you do, well, you'll be at the grocery store buying frosting during the Super Bowl like all the other ferries who let women run their lives. And i you end up dovorced because you have ballss--thaen at least you have balls, unllike 98.456% of the men in the world.

I appreciate Zips rightness... but naw it ain't worth the BS to knock a Fofo out unless he's seriously hittin' on your woman... nights pass... bodies cool... live for better daze.

Black sea vodka... not too bad

I think its fair to say that I've had a couple.

went out for my good friends 21st, had a few, not too smashed. I am however going to a wedding tomorrow with my good friends wife's sister, who I kind of have a thing for. Little nervous to make a move though, because of the possible ramifications. I will let you guys know how it goes on Sunday/

HI GUS!!

Good luck ;)

Take it down, Gus. Is she a bridesmaid by chance? If so, you're locked in, just act all family like and watch out for the groomsmen....

i am a gnetleman and a scholar

took it the down, took me another couple dates, but WTF. Girls are great, but commitment scares the shit out of me. Here we go!!!!!!

Oh gourd

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Summer slipping away, evening slipping away, I'm slipping away.

^ Details...scotch?

Longhammer IPA. Yum.

I went from Beer to Mikes and am about to go back to beer.

Longhammer IPA. Yum.

TWSCM

TWSCM

nto

having a girlfriend is making it more difficult to get drunk WTF???

Get a different girlfriend. :)

Yeah. You two should be getting drunk together, or she should tolerate your drinking.

Seriously though, not just because it's about a man's drink.... if a female is impeding what you want to do with your time enough for it to be even a small issue, she's not a keeper.

What does impeding mean?

When I looked in the dictionary, it said "See Democrat p.666"

Yeah, I have no idea what it means but it does sound like something Obama would do.

I did drink a lot tonight, I can not believe how much my life has changed over the course of a year. All because of a girl and that feeling in my stomach. Dont necessarily know that I am on the road to complete successm, but I am heading in the right direction. Some times you have to take chances. I always use to think that life would remain constant forever and that my mindset would stay the same, but things do change and so do we and it freaks me the fuck out. The human mind is so fragile that it scares me, I can only hope to remain focused on my goals. In life it is very easy to be a slacker. Here are 3 rules to live by........................

GUSMAN'S RULES TO LIVE BY

1. The only secret is the one that you do not tell anyone.
2. Talk is cheap, actions speak louder than words. stop talking and do it
3. You are what you think you are.
4. If you are going to talk shit about someone you are better off saying it to their face then behind there back. If you do not have anything nice to say about someone, keep your mouth shut.

I think those are some good concepts.

Best 3 rules ever.

I almost rofl'd, but it's 9:30 am, I'm sick with a sore knee and it's 59 degrees in our house cuz someone turned the heat off. That plus I now have two situations to resolve.

Anyways, no I'm not drunk and yesterday was the first Friday in well over two months that I did not get stupid drunk. I didn't drink at all.

But anyways, yes, great 3 rules.

I did drink a lot tonight, I can not believe how much my life has changed over the course of a year. All because of a girl and that feeling in my stomach. Dont necessarily know that I am on the road to complete successm, but I am heading in the right direction. Some times you have to take chances. I always use to think that life would remain constant forever and that my mindset would stay the same, but things do change and so do we and it freaks me the fuck out. The human mind is so fragile that it scares me, I can only hope to remain focused on my goals. In life it is very easy to be a slacker. Here are 3 rules to live by........................

GUSMAN'S RULES TO LIVE BY

1. The only secret is the one that you do not tell anyone.
2. Talk is cheap, actions speak louder than words. stop talking and do it
3. You are what you think you are.
4. If you are going to talk shit about someone you are better off saying it to their face then behind there back. If you do not have anything nice to say about someone, keep your mouth shut.

I think those are some good concepts.


GREATEST.

POST.

EVER.

5. Don't try and be a hero.

drank vodka tonight. let me tell you guys, it sucks to be around newborns to 2 year olds. I have having a hard time hanging out with some of my friends who have kids. The wife is telling me to be quiet all the time, I did not have a kid yet so it is very difficult to relate to people with kids and deal with their kids. Does anyone understand this?????

Yes, I understand that it's difficult to keep my friends who don't have kids quiet when they come over lol.

This world is a confusing place. You can search for answers to questions. You can attempt to define things or yourself for that matter, but in the end the effort is futile because we cannot be defined. There is no reason to our existance, no infinite structure. Life goes by so fast it is scary, I am sick of trying to understand instead of just living. I guess the key is to just roll with it. That is all.

This world is a confusing place. You can search for answers to questions. You can attempt to define things or yourself for that matter, but in the end the effort is futile because we cannot be defined. There is no reason to our existance, no infinite structure. Life goes by so fast it is scary, I am sick of trying to understand instead of just living. I guess the key is to just roll with it. That is all.
Stop trying and be a hero.

I love deep thinking gusman.

holy shit, deja vu

She said...she said

Spill the wine

hey you guys, i am really fucked up tonight, had my girlfreind give me a ride home from a party then went to her house and banged. I am so hot with my gambling I have won four games in a row and I am on fire, I am betting the nba heavy and I have it figured out and I am winning. the whole thing is fixed and I understand how it is fixed i am like neo in the matrix and the matrix is the nba and the nba is fixed and I just know. you probably think i am lying to ya all well bull fucking shit to you, i cant lose and i will bet till the day i die cause i understand how the refs fix this bullshit. you want a winner you guys should follow me to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. I will tell you who my big winner is tomorrow, I have won four in a row and I am going for five tomorrow. I AM THE ONE>>>>>>MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Please give me the winner! Thanks.

hey you guys, i am really fucked up tonight, had my girlfreind give me a ride home from a party then went to her house and banged.

Can't really blame her for not being able to control herself now, can you?

You know the sex was no good cause all he cared about was the gambling

I hit 9 straight weeks in the NFL in 1992. You do feel like you have it figured out. I entered gamblers annonomous the following year.

The NBA is the matrix.

AND GUSMAN IS NEO

AA & GA are offering a 2-4-1 deal for the holidays.

I am Zen

well boys i am back and i cant even read the computer screen. i am really fucked up right now just drinkin and drinking a lot of different ceer and and vodka. a lot has changed since we last spoke my life as changed for the beetter in 2010 and as fucked up as it all seems you guys are all really great cause i read what you guys write and it makes sense to me and we are all sharing someing in common in the fact that we are loving the pistons. you know too often i stray away from my true love which is the pistonsl. and that is the point of these forums is the pistons and you fuckers try and scue me from what i love i and hate you for it but back to my main point which is why i love the pistons. from a yourg age i have always enjoyed watching grant hill and terry mills lindsey hytnter and joe the blow dumars and as much as othe sports were enteraining i found myself being a die hard piston fan no matter what. i dont care if it is fixed and what not/ i want the pistons to win and i think stuckey is bum and i rip is real good and it is good to have ben back byt we wasted a lot of money in 2009 for what tough we are really bad and that makes me sad for reasons that i choose to tel you. if we ssucked more this year we could have got a higher draft pick which is to say that this year was a waster/

back to my lfie, you guys all think that i am trying to be a funny guy on these forums but you have me all wrong. i am trying to survive in this piece of shit world and evoleve just like you. avatar was an awesome movioe. i sure hope i done puke tonight, dont laugh at me you..i will find you and kick your ass if you think that i m trying to be funny fuckers. ahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhaa.

happy fucking new year

Woooooooooooooo!!!!

The state of the pistons prolly cost me an extra 4 beers tonight. I was in a pretty bad place with it earlier, but I'm coming out of it now.

Amstel is still awesome, btw

C is a full 2 keys away from b.

i would stick it in hillary clinton's poop shute and who would blame me??????????? ahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahah