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bukdow
02-27-2008, 05:49 PM
This kid exhibits all the qualities of a UM athlete. Throw in UM`s new hillbilly skipper and his history of tolerating such idiots and you have another ass for Brandstatter, and the rest of you goof-balls, to kiss.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/10824-College_Football-Ohio_State_Football-Penn_State_Football-Terrelle_Pryor_s_Behavior_Leaves_Much_To_Be_Desire d-240208

Zip Goshboots
02-27-2008, 06:21 PM
If Terrell Pryor comes to Michigan, and bukdow says loving him is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

bukdow
02-27-2008, 06:29 PM
If Terrell Pryor comes to Michigan, and bukdow says loving him is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Typical. You will accept any type of low-life cretin as long as they win and allow you a vicarious avenue to "success". Here`s the deal, bub. Lloyd was able to, for the most part, keep a lid on the realities that are UM football. That being, the thugs, ego-maniacs and social malcontents that make up the roster. With Hillbilly Rich, the inmates will run the asylum and UM football will be exposed for what it is, a football factory filled with kids that you wouldn`t let within a mile of your daughter, nothing more.

Alas, the Wal-Mart Wolverines will still scream blue and yellow until their guts burst because they have nothing else.

Glenn
02-27-2008, 06:30 PM
Yes!

Welcome back, old friend.

Zip Goshboots
02-27-2008, 06:32 PM
Typical. You will accept any type of low-life cretin as long as they win and allow you a vicarious avenue to "success". Here`s the deal, bub. Lloyd was able to, for the most part, keep a lid on the realities that are UM football. That being, the thugs, ego-maniacs and social malcontents that make up the roster. With Hillbilly Rich, the inmates will run the asylum and UM football will be exposed for what it is, a football factory filled with kids that you wouldn`t let within a mile of your daughter, nothing more.

Alas, the Wal-Mart Wolverines will still scream blue and yellow until their guts burst because they have nothing else.

And? You have a problem with this?
Does ANYONE else have a problem with this?

Didn't think so. Carry on, bukdow!

Timone
02-27-2008, 06:48 PM
bukdow, unlike the Walmart Wolverines here, apparently doesn't care about the team he roots for. The guy's entire schtick is talking about Michigan.

b-diddy
02-27-2008, 07:00 PM
if this guy hates UM so much why does he have mike hart in his Av?

Timone
02-27-2008, 07:14 PM
bukdow, I suggest you stop now before someone in your family gets hurt.

I also suggest you put your green pumps back on and crawl back underneath Dantonio's desk, because Rodriguez doesn't need someone like you fellating him constantly.

Tahoe
02-27-2008, 07:21 PM
allow you a vicarious avenue to success

I fucking love this guy

MoTown
02-27-2008, 09:52 PM
I've met annoying Sparties before, but bukdow takes the cake. Your hatred of U of M is actually creepy. Almost stalkerish. You're a 30-something with kids. Maybe you should re-assess your life and stop caring so much about a school that you didn't go to. Your blood pressure is rising because of 18-21 year old kids.

Get a life.

Timone
02-27-2008, 09:54 PM
bukdow's wife told me last night that Josef uses his two degrees to compensate for his small penis.

She also told me that she's banging a Michigan grad behind his back and Joe has no friends, so he uses the fact he graduated from MSU to try to fit in with others.

bukdow
02-27-2008, 10:05 PM
I've met annoying Sparties before, but bukdow takes the cake. Your hatred of U of M is actually creepy. Almost stalkerish. You're a 30-something with kids. Maybe you should re-assess your life and stop caring so much about a school that you didn't go to. Your blood pressure is rising because of 18-21 year old kids.

Get a life.
Not so much. I just like haranguing bandwagon UM fans and this place is chock full of them. I can`t help but be amused/disgusted by people like this:

Timone
02-27-2008, 10:07 PM
No, you're obsessed.

bukdow
02-27-2008, 10:09 PM
No, you're obsessed.
Did you look at my attached picture in my previous post? Its hilarious and spot on. Come on, admit it, how many of you SVSU and OU dropouts are in that picture?

Timone
02-27-2008, 10:11 PM
McGuffie may not end up in Ann Arbor

Mike Hart is a problem

Per WDFN: Mallett to transfer

RR unhappy in AA

True Wolverines

Why Lloyd doesn't want Miles

There is nothing special about Mallett

Getting to know Marques Slocum

Timone
02-27-2008, 10:12 PM
I have to hand it to you though, that pic is pretty funny.

I'm glad you can take a joke about your fellow Michigan fans.

MoTown
02-27-2008, 10:13 PM
You're absolutely right. Let's go so far to hate people because they wear a certain color and cheer for a certain team. Let's go through life stereotyping people because they cheer for a team that you don't like. Fuck Michigan and all of their fans.

It's also clear that none of us have the same level of intellect as you. Arguing with you obviously bores you because we're all mental midgets because we cheer for Michigan. I'm done boring you. I have to get back to trying to comprehend The Cat in the Hat.

bukdow
02-27-2008, 10:14 PM
McGuffie may not end up in Ann Arbor

Mike Hart is a problem

Per WDFN: Mallett to transfer

RR unhappy in AA

True Wolverines

Why Lloyd doesn't want Miles

There is nothing special about Mallett

Getting to know Marques Slocum
See post #12

Timone
02-27-2008, 10:15 PM
You're obsessed, man. Just accept it. You care more about Michigan and Michigan fans than you do about the university you attended.

bukdow
02-27-2008, 10:17 PM
You're absolutely right. Let's go so far to hate people because they wear a certain color and cheer for a certain team. Let's go through life stereotyping people because they cheer for a team that you don't like. Fuck Michigan and all of their fans.

It's also clear that none of us have the same level of intellect as you. Arguing with you obviously bores you because we're all mental midgets because we cheer for Michigan. I'm done boring you. I have to get back to trying to comprehend The Cat in the Hat.
Don`t be so hard on yourself. Yes, you do show poor character by being a non-alumni fan of UM. And yes, your need to feel like a winner as the basis for your "fandom" is something you should honestly address. However, these are things you can change. There is hope. You don`t have to be a social/emotional lamprey.

Timone
02-27-2008, 10:18 PM
Webster, have you noticed your new avatar yet?

bukdow
02-27-2008, 10:20 PM
You're obsessed, man. Just accept it. You care more about Michigan and Michigan fans than you do about the university you attended.
First of all, why do you have to edit such short posts? Secondly, I just feel compelled to remind the non-alumni fans that they are just that, non-alumni fans. Too many times people who are nothing more than a revenue stream for UM try and take on airs vis-a-vis fans who actually went to, and graduated from, the school they root for. Frankly, you people bring it on yourselves.

bukdow
02-27-2008, 10:22 PM
Webster, have you noticed your new avatar yet?
It doesn`t matter. It is the only recourse this gaggle of blue and yellow jock-strap washers has against me. They know my argument is sound and they can not refute it. Therefore, they respond in a manner in which they are well-versed (i.e. childish sniping).

Timone
02-27-2008, 10:22 PM
Editing my posts is my trademark.

bukdow
02-27-2008, 10:23 PM
No, you're a total hypocrite.
How am I a hypocrite?

Timone
02-27-2008, 10:24 PM
You're a hypocrite because you call out Michigan fans who never attended the university, while you turn a blind eye to the fact some of your fellow Sparties here never attended Michigan State.

MoTown
02-27-2008, 10:25 PM
Once again you're spot on. I cheer for Michigan because it's the only thing in my life that makes me feel like a winner. Nevermind the other aspects of my life. All I care about is the NCAA football team I cheer for. Nothing else matters. I live my life through how they do.

Speaking of living my life through others, it's good to see you do that as well. Unfortunately the team you cheer for sucks, so you have to talk about how bad, evil and classless your rival is to make up for the fact that your team sucks. Not satisfied enough? Let's tell a message board that you have two degrees so they respect you more. And keep mentioning it so they know you're not making shit up.

Timone
02-27-2008, 10:26 PM
bukdow eats, shits, sleeps, and breathes college sports.

EVEN volleyball!

bukdow
02-27-2008, 10:32 PM
Once again you're spot on. I cheer for Michigan because it's the only thing in my life that makes me feel like a winner. Nevermind the other aspects of my life. All I care about is the NCAA football team I cheer for. Nothing else matters. I live my life through how they do.

Speaking of living my life through others, it's good to see you do that as well. Unfortunately the team you cheer for sucks, so you have to talk about how bad, evil and classless your rival is to make up for the fact that your team sucks. Not satisfied enough? Let's tell a message board that you have two degrees so they respect you more. And keep mentioning it so they know you're not making shit up.
It appears you are the only person that insists on bringing up my degrees from MSU. MSU sports teams don`t suck. Basketball and hockey are very competitive and football is getting better under a quality coach.

But, enough of this. Here is to hoping Pryor lands in Ann Arbor. He will be like a mixture of Horton/Petway/Harris. Talented but self-obsessed and dumb as a box of rocks all the while insisting he is the "Crunk" (or "Cronk" or "Chronic" or however the damn retards refer to themselves these days) and demanding he be treated as such.

Timone
02-27-2008, 10:33 PM
Be careful what you wish for.

Tahoe
02-27-2008, 10:38 PM
Bukdow, I really like your posts and everything. I come here most days hoping to read more of your posts.

You, my friend are one helluva poster

Timone
02-27-2008, 10:41 PM
Agreed.

Anything that'll bring funny Zip out is good.

Timone
02-27-2008, 10:44 PM
I really think it's kind of stupid to want Pryor in AA because he's a bit of a prima donna, because he might also rape MSU for 3 or 4 years.

Timone
02-27-2008, 10:49 PM
Also, why is it bukdow (a Christian mind you) talks about humility on SpartanTailgate when he shows NONE when he's here?

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:hbABW4dyIdwjRM:http://www.birdsasart.com/Hippo-Yawn.jpg

Zip Goshboots
02-27-2008, 11:59 PM
Four pages. Four friggin' pages. bukdow owns WTF Detroit. Hmmmm...Michigan fans dominate this site....bukdow gets thousands of responses...Could...it...possibly...BE???

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/football/ncaa/specials/bowls/2006/12/12/playoff.firstround/t1_tresseltrophy.jpg

CindyKate
02-28-2008, 12:32 AM
Badass doesn't give a shit about MSU.
Then again, bukdow doesn't seem to either.

Vinny
02-28-2008, 04:42 AM
bukdow eats, shits, sleeps, and breathes college sports.

EVEN volleyball!:whitney500:

Timone
02-28-2008, 04:49 AM
Amber?

Jethro34
02-28-2008, 06:40 AM
I completely agree with bukdow.

UM and TP are a match made in heaven.

Both have a history of winning and present a very exciting brand of football.

Spot on bukdow, spot on.

In others news, MSU and a used condom are also a match made in heaven.

Timone
02-28-2008, 06:58 AM
bukdow has yet to schedule a date for his face's match with my fist.

I can see why though. I'm an intimidating guy.

bukdow
02-28-2008, 07:57 AM
I completely agree with bukdow.

UM and TP are a match made in heaven.

Both have a history of winning and present a very exciting brand of football.

Spot on bukdow, spot on.

In others news, MSU and a used condom are also a match made in heaven.
Dumb, very dumb. I am sure your UM-Flint father will love you some day, but until then, leave the witty rejoinders to Zippy.

Timone
02-28-2008, 08:06 AM
What college you go to is not relevant when it comes to what fucking sports team you root for.

But since you have nothing else to use (maybe Jethro can tell you a little bit about himself though), keep it up.

WTFchris
02-28-2008, 10:59 AM
What college you go to is not relevant when it comes to what fucking sports team you root for.

That kind of common sense and logic won't work on him. We've tried to explain that before. BTW, does Bukdow even live in Detroit? If not, how is he a fan of Detroit sports (if he even is), and how is he even on this board at all?

JickBoy34
02-28-2008, 12:40 PM
vKLeAYXM3JM

Moodini31
02-28-2008, 11:23 PM
With a baseball bat.....LOL.

Zekyl
03-09-2008, 06:26 PM
I'm not an alumnus of the Detroit Red Wings. I suppose I should give up that hope of buying a Filpulla jersey.

I'm not an alumnus of the Detroit Tigers, I guess I shouldn't participate in the countdown to opening day.

I'm not a Detroit Pistons alumnus, I guess I shouldn't cheer for them throughout the playoffs.

I'm not a Lions alumnus, I guess I shouldn't hold my head in shame after another botched draft pick.

Bukdow, you're a fucking idiot. Maybe you can get UxKa to come back by calling him out for being a fan of the Badgers, I don't think he went to college there.

bukdow
03-16-2008, 11:04 AM
I'm not an alumnus of the Detroit Red Wings. I suppose I should give up that hope of buying a Filpulla jersey.

I'm not an alumnus of the Detroit Tigers, I guess I shouldn't participate in the countdown to opening day.

I'm not a Detroit Pistons alumnus, I guess I shouldn't cheer for them throughout the playoffs.

I'm not a Lions alumnus, I guess I shouldn't hold my head in shame after another botched draft pick.

Bukdow, you're a fucking idiot. Maybe you can get UxKa to come back by calling him out for being a fan of the Badgers, I don't think he went to college there.

All of the examples you cited are professional sports organizations. UM is a university. And the simple fact is, many of the UM fans in the state of Michigan are only UM fans because the football team wins. If there was an NFL team named the Grand Rapids Giants that consistently won more than the LIons, you would be a fan of them. In short, shut the fuck up.

Glenn
03-16-2008, 11:06 AM
In short, shut the fuck up.

HAY I DIDN'T THINK THAT BORN AGAIN CHRISTIANS WERE SUPPOSED TO TALK LIKE THAT. I'M CALLING THE CHURCH OFFICES AS SOON AS THIS MORNING'S SERVICES ARE OVER, YOU WILL BE DENOUNCED!!!

Timone
03-16-2008, 11:07 AM
HAY BUKDOW U TAKE COLLEGE SPORTS WAY 2 SERIOUSLY MAN.

I SPOSE THAT SINCE U HAV NUTTIN ELSE 2 LIVE 4 U SHOULD JUST KILL URSELF.

MoTown
03-16-2008, 11:13 AM
Plain and simple fact is, if you live in Nebraska but didn't attend University of Nebraska, you're not allowed to like sports.

It's a law there.

Jethro34
03-16-2008, 11:55 AM
I would love to see bukky go into a middle school or high school and go postal on anyone wearing a college sweatshirt for a university to which they haven't been accepted (nevermind that they're in 8th grade).
The main reason I would like it is because I'm pretty sure a 7th grader could take bukky without any problem, so to see him get his ass beat by droves of kids struggling through puberty would be the best YouTube moment in history.

Timone
03-16-2008, 11:57 AM
bukdow ignores the fact that even though he attended the university he has never played for it. So he has done as much to support the teams as the Walmart Wolverines have.

And no, the badminton team doesn't count.

Timone
03-16-2008, 11:58 AM
Actually, no, he's done less. The guy DOESN'T care about Michigan State.

Timone
03-16-2008, 12:01 PM
I would love to see bukky go into a middle school or high school and go postal on anyone wearing a college sweatshirt for a university to which they haven't been accepted (nevermind that they're in 8th grade).
The main reason I would like it is because I'm pretty sure a 7th grader could take bukky without any problem, so to see him get his ass beat by droves of kids struggling through puberty would be the best YouTube moment in history.

Jethro, I don't think wanting bukdow to visit middle schools is a very good idea. Especially if you consider the fact he drives THIS:

http://hunch.se/stuff/free_candy.jpg

Jethro34
03-16-2008, 12:02 PM
Sure he does. Best start ever, remember? Oh wait, that was his male roommate (in a room with only one bed) Knockout. I forgot.

Jethro34
03-16-2008, 12:05 PM
Jethro, I don't think wanting bukdow to visit middle schools is a very good idea. Especially if you consider the fact he drives THIS:

http://hunch.se/stuff/free_candy.jpg

But look at his picture. You're telling me an 80 lb 13 year old couldn't beat the crap out of him?
http://fullmetalcynic.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/skinny-guy.jpg

Timone
03-16-2008, 12:06 PM
Yeah, but he's armed with aids.