If you spot a damned good shot, copy it and shove that fat bitch here.

Winner at the end of the year gets tea and crumpets with Sir Douche Baggins, International Man of Mystery.


That's a brilliant answer for a WTF poster. I'm not kidding you, that is really good. You kind of stuck it to me with that answer. I didn't think you could come up with anything that good. I'm not sure that's as good a post as Albert Pujols. It kind of pissed me off that you came up with such a good answer. I had a lot of great retorts, but you screwed me out of all of them. One day I'll be on my deathbed and my wife will ask me what I'm thinking about and I'll say, "I can't believe that son of a bitch Sir Douche Baggins came up with Pujols."
That's quality you just can't teach!

I'm glad someone got the reference. I think someone has to recreate that press conference every time Pujols is mentioned in the MLB forum.

I'm sad to see I didn't make an appearance last night.

Inebriated genius.

"I'm a religious guy, I'm a moral guy" Motown, earlier in this thread.

For my last word, I submit Post #28 in the Random ** thread, in a certain, shall we say, "room" on this forum???

Religion and morals are always fucking great, when they can be used to pat oneself on the back. But when they are used to show one his hypocrisy, well, the one showing the hypocrisy is at fault, is he not?

The trouble with religion is that it is a system that is set up to make you fail. You are never good enough for religion, and of course, for the skeptic, you are an easy target. Religion is for the ignorant, the empty soul, the weak. Prayer is for the fool. Wearing it like a bumper sticker is for the arrogant fool.

The Word

Zip, I don't mean my "those answers are easy to look up" responses to imply I'm simply saying "If you only knew." I mean them to say that since I was voicing the Christian side of this discussion, the Christian answers to questions like "why did God do what he did" are VERY easily found on your own. If you don't want/haven't wanted the bother of finding them (and "find" is really an overstatement here) then I am guessing you don't really care about that version of the answers, meaning its pretty pointless for me to list them.

If you are looking for something other than the Christian answer to "why did God do what he did", the logical answer would seem to be "he chose to but did not have to, since he's God and all" while the philosophical answer (one of them) would be "his nature made it neccessary for as God he can only act in one way and that is in accordance with his nature (otherwise he ceases being God)."

What I don't mean to come off as is a guy who thinks he has all the answers because that guy doesn't exist. I am happy to play the Christian role in this discussion however and give that type of reply to the best of my ability.

Swami, as for the limited nature of your voicing of the Christian creed. To your message I would add the following (yours in the orginial italics, mine in bold): Jesus is God. You are a sinner, and Jesus is the Savior, who spares you from hell only because of His Grace. You may pray to Him, and furthermore you may hope that you correctly interpret His answer, if He is so inclined to give one. But you are only weak flesh, and the best you can hope for is to experience disappointment and suffering all your life, and find transformative bliss in the afterlife. God is love and forgives all things. All are equal in his eyes so be not ashamed of your past deeds nor your future failings. Love thy neighbor as thy self and strive to be as loving as you can be. Make the essence of your life the striving to help others be as loving as they can be. You stated, following your description, "Rarely does anyone ever stop to think: how is this actually helping?" I would reply that maybe there are some (and perhaps even a great deal) who do not critically question the merit of the message they follow, but its extremely arrogant and I believe incredibly wrong to believe that almost none do so (that your are alone or almost alone in your meta-analysis). Such a statement displays an incredibly low opinion of the make up of an awful lot of people.

My brother is a big fan of the idea of all possible universes existing concurrently with each other. Just thinking about that is fun. Think of all the movements you make in a day and all the different ways those movements could have been different in even terribly insignificant ways. Resting a hand on your lap instead of the arm of the chair. Then thinking of the stream of existence from that altered movement going off to colide with a different reality or even the one your experienced (since changing the resting place of your arm doesn't seem like it would effects much other than requiring an entirely knew stream of reality for a time). Then thinking of all those different types of reality weaving in and out of each other and a mind riding through them like a surfer on a wave.

Maybe Plagerism, but good enough. Thanks, Barack.

If a bass guitar is mid-life crisis material, end your life now.

True dat.

Caption this..http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4851/gdubee5.jpg


Mission Impossible

As a randy black lad,I've ALWAYS wondered why there's this stereotype about us
that we love big butts.I'm into big boobs,not runaway rear-ends,so for me,rather
than what's in a chick's(sometimes quite literally)elephant pants,I'm interested in
the bombs bouncing in her bra!!!!!!

^ That's like some kind of extenderd haiku remix.

As long as they keep Isiah on in some capacity. I would hate to lose the entertainment of watching Zeke Ghost Ride the Knicks.

Eat a bag of hell, douchebag

Sir Douche Baggins:


There's a difference between fighting back against those with inferiority complexes (while staying classy) and just being a prick.

I would say that's The Michigan Difference.

Denny...I've looked for your post in that bukky thread where you had him watching MSU and uhm, uhm...you remember it.

That post is my fav of the year and will post it if I can find it.

:cogent:

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/3184/bukdowiz0.jpg


:sirdouche:This post knighted by Sir Douche Baggins

OMFG THATS FUNNY!

I just think that, in his own way, Bukky made his own kind of impact on the board this year. You were able to capture him the way we all would picture him if we had the time to think about it.

Thanks for saving me a few minutes of my life, that I was able to put to more productive things in life.

Because you saved me some time and nailed bukky perfectly, this is my choice for post of the year.

I just fucked Tahoe's shit up.

My vote...


If you think reading the New York Times is impressive you had better broaden your cultural/intellectual horizons. However, what does point to the fact that I am at least more intellectually curious than you people is the fact that I have a subscription to both Harper`s and Smithsonian, and actually read them.

Harper`s is definitely for the intellectual elite. Smithsonian is kind of like NPR and PBS wrapped up into a magazine.

That was 2007.

I think several of these were from 2007 (like Denny's cartoon, I think).

Well, that (bukky's quote) had to automatically be the winner for 2007. There couldn't be a contest. Either that or Denny's cartoon if from 2007.

So we got our winner for 07. Inform bukdow.

Let's move onto 2008 now.

Budkow made some decent points. If he wasn't so arrogantly gargantuan(always great word) ego headed in the process, this thread would have had some decent merit. Unfortunately he tried to shit on everyone as underbelly sub human idiots not worthy of his self proclaimed high level intellect.

We have a winner...


That's why this ain't the NFK thread, dickhead.
What you know about football could fit on the head of a pin with room left over for a picture of your wife sucking my cock.

I dunno. This one is pretty good. Referred here by Zekyl:


As he sat in the dungeon-like basement that served as Bukdow's castle, missing finally made himself a bed out of the numerous issues of Harper's and Smithsonian strewn across the floor. He knew he'd need all the rest he could get if he were to win his freedom in the big battle of Axis and Allies come the morn

You are wrong and have learned nothing.

Wow, where is that from?

I believe the chess thread

Man. Now that I've read it I want to respond to the thread but I REALLY like that post as an ending to the thread and even think it should be locked just because its a good ending.

I agree, that thread should be encased in glass for the enjoyment of future generations.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=240268&postcount=28

I agree that the teal era wasn't well represented. It would've been a hoot if they called out Bison Dele's name and he showed up.

Hey i can't spell, read, color or draw..... but i know my football and that completes me!

Is there a likable player on that team?

G. Sizemore - Go trim your vagina hair
J. Carroll - Stop raping little boys
T. Hafner - Largest douche in the universe award
V. Martinez - Fuck off
J. Peralta - Jhonny? I hope your parents burned in a fire
R. Garko - I hate you because your name sounds too familiar
F. Gutierrez - Probably fucks really fat chicks
J. Michaels - cut your dreamy golden locks, fag
C. Blake - probably fucks really fat dudes

F. Carmona - WHAT IS SO INTERESTING IN YOUR GLOVE THAT YOU NEED TO LOOK IN IT BEFORE EVERY PITCH?
CC - Fat piece of shit
Byrd - You're the ugliest fucker on this planet. Why do you wind up like a chick?

Cleveland fans - you just booed your Cy Young winner.

Zekyl - You're cool. You can stay.

Fearless prediction: MoTown WILL crack the top 5.

I didn't get a chance to read it, didn't have time, but I did see the article up on the front page of ESPN.

From the John Daly thread:


My drunk smells like french toast.

My drunk and stoned had a baby named Fucked the Fuck up Bitch.

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http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1117/tdip9.jpg

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Even though he hates me and I am convinced he tried putting a hit out on me the other day, I'm willing to give credit where credit is due (maybe he will be willing as well one day).

Wow a compliment and some backhanded insults at the same time?

No worries SDB, I think you're keen.

WTF is a better place because of you.

SDB appreciation thread, anyone?

The "alsocake" was particularly good.

SDB appreciation thread, anyone?

No thanks.

I'd prefer to not be the center of the attention.

yeah im drunk so what,

you wanna know what its mothers day and I am ready to go do some face bashing if thats what needs be. my mom makes this ice cream cake that is so good and i love it. layers of oreo cookie vanilla ice cream fudge0000cholcolooteloete and banananas and ice cream of the strawberyy decent and oh man is it god. I ah was ah set up to eat it just two or three minutes ago and i bit into that fuckin ice cream smorcus borg and what do I find????????????????????mint fucking chocolote chip ice cream with mint flavored god dam fudge, that is some bullshit, if i wanted mint I wwould but some gum and chew fore christ sakes. So i thought about how angery I was and how I wanted to fight someone because this desert was not normal and then I realized that the person I wanted to fight was my mom and that it was mothers day and I laughed some more. how can i explain thisk, it;s like ah watching porn or any hot girl for that matter and you are reallhy into this shit and you are like yeah this is sweet and then bam banm, its a transvestite special and they have a regender assignment and you are like oh shit . the ice cream is like the hot girl that you found out was a guy, pre op, and dont even get me started on the girl front, i coulda banged this girl tonight she is just too young and I work with her so i did not, and some women backed into my car today, fuck her too, what can I do, ijust gotta pay my dehusctable and be done with it. You wanna talk movies, apoctolypto is the shizzy, and the fountatin is the death is the path to awe, dam me

AAAAaaaaahhhh hahahahahahaha I knew when that one first appeared it would find its way to the POY thread

Just because gusman hasn't had a lot of praise recently:

biggest joke of my day so far and I seriously doubt that I will encounter a bigger joke.

KG for rasheed................??????

That's like me trading a smoking hot girl for amy winehouse

snap

Jethro, you are such a whiney little ass. You can stomp your feet and try and get attention until the cows come home, but it will not change the fact that you are a grossly deluded boot-lick. You are childish beyond description and SVSU-complexed beyond what is healthy for a human being. Go away, you are ridiculous. Just another tier IV wannabe.

I implore you to put me on "ignore". Not having to put up with your petulant self-rationalizations thinly veiled as being a "UM fan" would be a blessing.

Jethro, you are whacked in the head.



"Jethro, you are whacked in the head":
I think that may be my favorite line of all time anywhere.

Thanks for seeing that as clearly as I did. Man, this has got me on a rant today.

You got a lot of guys on your bench who are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds to get some playing time. There have always been times when a starter just isn't getting it done, and Flip never responded to those situations. How hard is it really to look at your starters and say "this guy is shitting up the court tonight. Let's swap him out and give someone else a chance to spark"?

The essence of greatness in sports is competition. None of these guys lacks a spirit of competition, or else they wouldn't be in the league. If your starters are good enough to fuck up all comers, it isn't all that important to play your bench. But that isn't how it is for most teams and the Detroit Pistons are no different. If your starters aren't getting it done (for whatever reason you like), the substitution should be automatic. We ain't in the business of protecting a motherfucker's feelings. We in the business of winning championships.

If you pull up the same bullshit 3-point attempt twice with 18 seconds on the shot clock, you should be coming the fuck out of the game for a bit to get your head together. That don't take no Masters Degree in Sports Management. Ain't no fucking decision to be made here. You could program a goddamn Apple ][ computer to make that substitution with 6 lines of BASIC. You don't want to make that decision because it's too early in the game to make substitutions? Great, you're conditioning your team to make slow starts. You don't want to make that decision because you're already ahead by 12? Great, you're conditioning your team to give up big leads and not feel bad about it. You don't want to make that decision because you just hit the stretch, and you're scared to sub when things are getting heated? Fuck you, you're too timid for this game, go enjoy a nice glass of warm milk and an oatmeal cookie to go with your offseason.

My problem with Flip Saunders always was the same as everyone else's - that he wasn't dynamic enough to adjust or respond in the short term. But when you think about that, all anyone is asking him to do is to A. notice when you got a guy who doesn't have any game, and B. put in someone else. All he needed to do was to watch the same game the rest of us were watching. As far as I could tell, that twitchy motherfucker was watching reruns of Scrubs during the game, maybe filling out his expense reports or whatever. If a coach doesn't find himself saying "fuck this, I've seen enough" every now and again, not only is he not a good coach, he is probably one of those shitheads who always needs to interrupt a movie to have someone else explain to them what's going on.

I know this team has serious problems that aren't going away just because a coach got replaced. But I also know that getting rid of this coach was a massive step in the right direction. Man, am I glad that fucktard got sacked.

Lock the thread.

Hermy


Quick looks-It's the fucking Spurs. This year they lose to the eventual finals loser, next year they win the title. Fuck you Glenn, it's happening again. You're the one who's fucking done asshat.

I will tell you that MoTwon approves of all my posts. MoTwon loves it when I give DrTre11-style beatdowns to people.



Haven't been here in a bit, but looks like MoTown just waxed your ass {random poster that MoTown kills}. You posted a bunch of shit that was wrong and he called you on it. Now you're whining like a little bitch because your embarrassed. Sometimes you gotta take your lumps like a man and walk away while you can. You posted like 18 paragraphs homeboy and The MoTown ripped it to shreds, deal wit it.

We almost have the first half of the year in the books.

Maybe we should do a mid-year winner and then another at the end of the year.

Then the two of them could go head to head for the title.

Hm, I'm bored, so that sounds like a brilliant idea.

Liberals and conservatives agree: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad can pour himself a bowl of dicks and snack away.

Me on AIM:


(12:27:08 AM): I'll tell ya what I fucking hate, and this is very similar
(12:28:00 AM): When they advertised those Flame Thrower Burgers for Dairy Queen. Naturally I got an erection seeing it the first time, because I love anything that's FLAAAAAAAMING HAWT~!!!!!!! and not a single fucking one near by HAD one...they told me I had to go to fucking Ohio.

LOL...Can we see the response?

No response... he probably thinks I should pour myself a bowl of dicks and snack away.

Probably because I made like no sense at all... but hey, that happens when you're in THE ZONE.

Glenn


# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Walter Sharpe, who just so happens to be in there sleeping.
# Walter Sharpe doesn't read books. He stares them down until he falls asleep.
# Walter Sharpe does not sleep. Wait, yes he does. A lot.

You snooze, you lose...

Bah, I made some edits after you quoted that.

Oh well.

Bah, I made some edits after you quoted that.

Oh well.

Ficksed.

LOL!!!

Flip was convinced that Valter was a PF, mainly because he has good three point shooting skills, I assume.

Final days.

What number comes next - 8, 4, 2, 1, 1/2, 1/4 ?

Manningham's answer was= fruits AND vegtebels

Self-promotion.
:lb:

NO U

That WAS pretty incredible.

FOOL


That's a fucking compliment you Eastern Philosophical fuck. Go meditate on why you're such a douche.

We need a second award for best (self) deleted posts of the year.

I only deleted that post because I didn't want to ruffle Tahoe's feathers. He has some shit on me.

As for the countless number of other posts I've deleted...no clue.

I deserved some shit for some of these posts today. Like I said, head cold is the excuse.

Can we pick a winner already so that can we can get to 2009, 10, 11 and 12?