Currently at 9,187 posts. Next closest is almost 3000 posts behind.

Mailman is the Lance Armstrong of WTFDetroit!!!!

The countdown is ON.

Get a life, Mailman.

Thanks Denny.

Now that I've got a comfortable lead, I won't be here too much longer.

Thanks Denny.

Now that I've got a comfortable lead, I won't be here too much longer.

Quit while you're ahead.

Mailman is the NY Mets of WTFDetroit.

If I can get banned for at least a week, it will make me do something else.

I'm trying hard to stop posting here.

If I can get banned for at least a week, it will make me do something else.

I'm trying hard to stop posting here.

Now you're just post padding.

Mailman = TheKid

I've been post padding since I've been here.

No doubt, haha. Double, triple, quadruple, quintuple posts, and probably over a thousand posts in the "Currently Listening To" thread.

Although I appreciate Karl.

Thanks e-ray. There is nothing to appreciate about me though.

287 posts in the Currently Listening To thread.

Especially the heroin.

Lolamirite?

In all seriousness, I'm going to be done here either on the 1 year anniversary of my debut or when the Pistons' season ends.

Lol, I just went back to TOS (http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/www.realgm.com) out of boredom and NastyDaddy, who filled our void when we abandoned ship, has over 21,000 posts, including a 369 page "Nasty News" thread. You've got a long way to go Timbeau.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/7616/nastynews1mf1.jpg

Michigan won't hire an ex-felon.

Tim, you can't and shouldn't quit.

This is your calling.

Just think about all the little Mailmaniacs out there taking their vitamins and reading each post.

You are the best example of posting excellence that we have.

Let's stop all this talk about retirement, mmk?

Wow, I want to be a Mail-maniac. Nice.

I've been one since day one.

If you quit here, the board will collapse. If it makes you feel better, just pull a Glenn and give yourself 11 posts to start over.

I suspended myself a week off at RGM once. I didn't have mod powers or anything, I think I just pretended that I was suspended or something.

I got bored and created a user named "Bitter Prick" and made a few posts (very similar to the grumpy old man in all caps that I do here sometimes).

Good times.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1471/mailmaniacgq7.jpg

Yippee, I'm in 2nd place.

I'm in WTF's 5

I'm in WTF's 5

Get drunk and post 1700 times in the "Here it is e-Ray" thread.

That'll get Mailman's attention, that lazy ass.

Denny, I stole your Mail-Maniac pic. Hope you don't mind, but someone needed to have it in their sig!

And it's all for naught if/when he becomes "Sir Douche Baggins."

I hope my friend Glenn doesn't Devean George it!!

Cheerio.

I hope my friend Glenn doesn't Devean George it!!

Cheerio.
Who was that poster who ended each post with "art". Artemis?

BTW, wouldn't it be hysterical if the Real Syndicate pulled a "New name, posts to zero" Glenn type of move on Sir Baggins?

I wouldn't mind that.

I wouldn't mind that.

Good form, old man. Lovely name. It's quite dashing.

I feel like Oppenheimer after the Manhattan project.
What have I unleashed on this forum?

I feel like Oppenheimer after the Manhattan project.
What have I unleashed on this forum?

A nuclear reset?

445 to go as of 2/25/08, 9:58pm Eastern Time

Blossoming®

The title needs an update. Who is this Mailman character?

Upon my reaching of 10,000 posts I demand that one of you sing God Save The Queen.

Mailman is the Lance Armstrong of WTFDetroit!!!!
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Should I assume that Mailman types with only one hand?

Should I assume that Mailman types with only one hand?

Mailman is now the illustrious Sir Douche Baggins. Since Lance is a Texan, any similrities would be tenuous, at best.

Plus Lance bikes with his legs, not his nut(s).

213 to go as of 8:50pm 2/29/08.

That is approximately 58 posts per day in the past 4 days!!!

According to my calculations, SDB will hit the magic 10 grand around 7:30pmET 3/3/08.

166 to go as of 3/1/08 @ 8:30pm ET.

Sir Douche is slacking.

116 posts to go as of 10:09pmET 3/2/08.

Sir Douche is sabotaging my numbers. Fucking limey.

I'm hiring an Argentine to kick your ass.

60 LEF

You guys! :blush:

59

57.

Move you f**kin arse, Baggins!!! The Syndicate reportedly shelled out a whole $5 to throw a celebration in your name.

We're talking Tiscuits and Sqwincher here, dude.

I probably won't be on when it happens, so congrats SDB.

:sirdouche:

Don't get it twisted (as the kids say), this is a tremendous achievement.

I appreciate your posting excellence, and I know I am not alone.

Keep up the good work.


This was a very special post.

5 to go as of 8:50pm

The dream is about to become a reality.

Bottom of the ninth, Tigers up 8-0, 2 out, 0-2 count.


Congratulations, you freakin' douchebag!!!


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10,019 posts!... didja get your box 'o' Tiscuits, yet?

Don't look now kids, but the douche bag hasn't posted in like 3 days.

He must be on the wagon.

I'm sure that LDB appreciates wholesale wigs as much as anybody, but sorry no.

40,000

Speech! Speech! Speech!

Who's Sir Douche Baggins?

Sounds like a real phag.

COMING SOON:
50,000

hopefully I get through these 'sues I've been going through and #50,000 doesn't come for a long time.

Sometime in March, I'm guessing.

Remember when 'hoe was #1 for a few months? Ha!

Smh @ MEDIOCRE POSTERS trying to test me.

Coming soon:

50,000

lol post #52

What's my post per year average?

I'm OK enough at Math. Just don't feel like figuring it out right now.

What's my post per year average?

I'm OK enough at Math. Just don't feel like figuring it out right now.
It's just over 7000. That's what like 20/day?

Wasn't there some artificial inflation though back in the day when the race to 10K was on?

What's my post per year average?

I'm OK enough at Math. Just don't feel like figuring it out right now.

Figured it out.

"Too many."

It's just over 7000. That's what like 20/day?

Wasn't there some artificial inflation though back in the day when the race to 10K was on?

Yeah, McLain and Tahoe were both on my ass. Tahoe took over for a little while I was gone for about a month.

Really hate people who post pointless shit to get their post count up.

Pizza.

What would Glan's post count be at if he didn't erase it a few years ago?

He'd have to be up there.

It keeps the real tally in the database still. He's at 46,848.

It keeps the real tally in the database still. He's at 46,848.

46,847 of them are classics, too.

60,000+

Whatever happened to him?

Whatever happened to him?
He became Lord Douche Baggins and then just kind of disappeared....

That guy was a douche!!!