West Starters:
PG - AI
SG - Kobe
SF - Carmelo
PF - Duncan
C - Yao

East Starters:
PG - Kidd
SG - Wade
SF - LeBron
PF - Bosh
C - Howard


I'm going West 133-129, Melo MVP.

I doubt Sheed sees much action tonight.

lol @ Sheed trying to act like he's having fun.

Crowd seems real dead again.

I am fuckin' loving the music though.

NOLA music is tight.

Crowd seems real dead again.

Not as dead as this thread. Damn.

I think Yao is going to start the All Star game every year he's in the league, barring injury. Damn China.

This shit is going to put me to sleep if it doesn't get started soon.

Can you make it to 10, e-ray?

CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM!

STAND UP!

That bytch be fine as fuck.

If this chick gets naked maybe.

Damn she fine.

She can sing too I guess.

Man I love that jazz shit.

werds.

Now we gon' play some basketball. Finally.

Shit, David West an all star? wow. Really didn't see that coming a couple years ago.

Yep. They got it right for the most part this year. Would've liked to see Baron, but oh well...West was too goddamn stacked.

Those jerseys are pretty niffy.

Those jerseys are pretty niffy.

I was thinking the opposite.

DAMN. Sick oop.

I love Kidd.

Howard is sick.

Hopefully they ref it like a meaningless game.

Dwight still thinks he's in the Dunk contest.

Another sick one.

This is going to be a tight game.

Eastsiiiiide kicking some ass so far.

All but one of the East's buckets have been dunks, lol.

Timeout. Hope I don't fall asleep.

What is this, an AIM IM?

Apparently. So how was your day?

Should change the name to OGIM.

Quite alright! Yours?

I'm warming up to the AS game. It's usually the only time of the year I can watch a game and not be frustrated because of it turning into a shoot out from the FT line.

It's been pretty great. Arby's breakfast always kicks off a good day.

What'd you have?

Pistons are fucking it up right now.

French Toastix and Sausage/Egg Biscuit

Pistons are garbage!

Sounds good. I haven't showered in about 2 days.

Should've sent Stuckey.

Chauncey with the decent bank.

This is Flip Murray's kind of game.

I hear that.

Chauncey with a lob to Rip. I wanna see that more often. That was cool.

Fuck yeah, Paul Pwnage.

lol, West turning it over a bunch.

Gotta be the nerves.

most definitely, most important game of the season.

Alyssa looking great. Schwartzenegger looking like a dumbass.

I like how both coaches are managing the rotations.

Alyssa Milano. mmmmm

Fudge, that dinosaur special on Discovery Channel is on!

Alyssa Milano. mmmmm


They should just focus on her for the rest of the game. As she masturbates after every bucket. Yeeeeeeeeya.

Fudge, that dinosaur special on Discovery Channel is on!

Is it any good? Will it be on again?

Probably will. Probably is boring anyway. I'll just catch it when/if it comes on again.

Doc's name is Glenn. Hmmm...

Fucking Kidd. What a pass. I'll miss him representing the East.

They need to transform this into a dunk marathon.

Yeah. They should just let the other team attack the basket, like Game 5 of the ECF.

lol

Movie looks dumb.

Just change this goddamn thread name to "A 3 hour conversation between The Mailman and e-ray where they discuss the motherfucking All Star Game, among other things".

It rained today.

Yeah, it was pleasant to listen to while sleeping this morning.

If Kidd could shoot a friggin' jumper consistently, he'd be one of the top 5-7 players in the league.

LeBrawwwwwwwwn Jaaaaaames.

haha double oop!

HOLY SHIT, that was amazing.

DAMN, that was sick too.

LOL! This is awesome!!

awww fun!

That was a fun ass sequence.

even though the jerseys suck theres a LOT of flash out there right now.

Paul fucked that one up bad.

Let's see some more oops and dunks, that's all the ASG is good for anyhow.

even though the jerseys suck theres a LOT of flash out there right now.

Welcome.

Let's see some more oops and dunks, that's all the ASG is good for anyhow.

Alley oops, dunks, and Alyssa Milano.

LeBron is close to a triple double...in the first half.

Alley oops, dunks, and Alyssa Milano.

I hear that.

When Dwight put on that cape, he made a huge mistake. He violated rule #1: dont try and be a hero.

Maybe that's a flaw of gusman?

Rasheed left handed 3. At least he cares.

haha, I would have been happy had he made that one.

They could use a little more Alyssa Milano.

Alyssa could use either hand on me.

Alyssa would use either hand on me. Shit.

She can use her right on me and she can use her left on you.

Ok, weird. Back to the game.

Fuck yeah Rip.

Rip was totally robbed in the 3 point contest.

As long as he keeps making 'em in "our" games.

Sheed!

LOL Sheed hit it.

And diddy said he's lazy.

Fucking Wade, go to hell.

Wade to Rip...weird.

Time for some Discovery Channel. Yeeeeeeeya!

Awkward.

Shit, it's halftime, now what will we do?

Yeah let's make some dinosaurs up in this bitch!

This is pretty interesting.

I'd really like to see if they can bring one (back) to life, even if it isn't one of the cool ones (like a T-Rex or something).

Dude, if they made some dinosaurs or even dino-like creatures, that would be badass. Fuck the consequences.

Some Japanese scientists planned on cloning a Wooly Mammoth a few years back, as well.

That would make me complete.

Obviously if you brought back a dino though there would be problems, with its immune system being so old and weak.

Oh yeah...http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/dinosaur.html

lol

Gave me a bit of time to whip up this lil' diddy.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8036/emutg6.jpg

Emus are pretty sweet.

An emu/alpaca tag team would be awesome.

In 100 years we could possibly produce T-Rexes or something that looks like them?

FUCK! I better start eating healthy.

I agree, I need to see me a T-Rex.

Now I hope there is an afterlife/Heaven, so I can at least see this shit.

lol. It's on again! Now I can see the beginning.

It is?

LOL...how to sex a T-Rex.

I need to change my field of study.

They should try to resurrect a megalodon (though that's probably impossible and would probably fucking suck if it ever happened).

I don't swim in the ocean anyway. :D

A megalodon would be sweet.

LOL.

http://www.lifesamitch.com/blog/uploaded_images/Megalodon_Foto-742279.jpg

Poor Sexy Rexy.

Awwww.

LOL. "Maybe Sue was the Michael Jordan of dinosaurs."

Megalodons were da fucking kangs of the ocean though. Like a fucking billion feet, snacked on whales for breakfast.

If we made a megalodon, how would we kill it?

Yeah, exactly. Which is why I say it'd suck.

Aw shoot, game's back.

Before we get back to talking about the game, apparently (I don't believe it) there's talks (on Unexplained-Mysteries.com forums) about megalodons still being in existence, in the Mariana Trench.

Hahahahaha.
Right.

Starting the 2nd half with a turnover and Wade circus shot!

Niiice. Wade gets like half his fucking points off ridiculous shots. The other half? You know where.

Geez, Yao shooting a 3. Almost hit it too.

Bosh got cocksmoked.

lol @ Duncan blowing that dunk.

C'mon East, you know what you will suffer if you lose this game!

what, is bosh hung over or something? hes embarrassing himself out there.

Bosh is just happy to be there I guess. He put more effort in his youtube video.

Finally makes one.

I can appreciate a shot like the one LeBron made as much as I can appreciate a dunk.

Bron is a fuckin' man. Give me a team with him and Dwight on it.

I'd pay to watch Kidd play.

It's too bad that guy plays for fucking Cleveland.

Bosh scores again!

East pwnage atm.

Nice move from Ray Ray.

And Bosh has been ballin' ever since we got on him.

West didn't even lead once in this game. East just came out and jumped on them and haven't let up.

My laptop is out of battery. Have fun posting by yourself, Karl.

Oh boy. You're telling me to carry a thread here, man.

How am I going to handle this?!? Can I handle it?!

http://www.vocalcolor.com/ShootBig.jpg

The stress is really getting the best of me...

http://o.rang.es/post-images/blackout_junkie.jpg

I missed the game up to this point. But I looked at the box score, and loled when I saw Sheed was 1-5 with 5 three point attempts. How many were left handed?

3.

Amare just pwnt Superman.

Paul bringing the Wessssssside back.

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/s/Snoop_Dogg/sq-snoopgame-tour-05.jpg

I'm back. Going to wrap this one up, because no one else is watching.

Ray Allen on fucking FIRE. Three straight 3s. Now I'm glad he's on the squad.

Paul ties it with a 3.

HOLY SHIT!! LEBRON! MY GOD!!

Wade scores and will go to the line. Go figure.

Fire up the Dunk Appreciation Thread tomorrow. That dunk by LeBron was just utter nastiness.

Eastsiiiiide wins this one, 134-128. Very entertaining game. No thanks to any of you (besides e-ray). Bye.

The game's being replayed on TNT btw.

Anyway, really gone now. Peace.

james had a great game and that last dunk was ridiculous. but IMO allen changed the game and should have been the MVP.

loved sheed's left-handed 3!

Ray was definitely a key part in the victory.

I think Co-MVPs would've been a good choice.