This might be fun. Stoopid people breed like rabbits. Smart folks either don;t have kids, or keep it to one or two. Of course, smart people kind of, oh, PLAN their life, live their plan, yada yada.

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I am weak for the Maury paternity sludge.

I admit it.

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Maury is awesome.

I hate it when those assholes in the crowd are all "aww" when some slut who slept with 20 guys comes on, but boos the dude who has every right to deny the kid.

Sadly, this type of thing is probably needed for most of the new parents out there today.

http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/

Those were some great tips, Zip. I really feel that I will be a much safer parent, when the time comes.

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Mrs. Poindexter (bukdow's mom):

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