i AM. I cant fix this shit. sorry

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What in the fuck is this thread about? lol

gusman, please tell me you're going to post another Webber rant.

Loving the fact this was stickied. lol

I think this should be a rule for all WTF newbs. "Welcome, enjoy your stay. And PLEASE don't try and be a hero!"

I figured all of gusman's thread should be stickied.

I think you would all agree with me.

Agreed.

Threads like these prove WTF will never die.

Or is dying?

This isn't the Life After Death thread?

Nope, that would be my Backyard Wrestling thread.

I wonder if Billy has read this thread?

Fuck, Gus edited it.

And Gus I agree that the Dunk Appreciation thread looks like Drunk Apreciation thread all the time.

Any chance we can change the thread title to "Don't try to be a hero". The grammer is killing me. Unless he's trying to say that you become a hero by not trying.

^ No, changing it would ruin the thread.

I'm considering a one-week suspension to Zek for attempting to change any of gusman's posts.

That's like telling God that you could have created the world better.

That's like messing with The Roman Colosseum or something.

Baseball, Hot dogs, Apple pie, Chevrolet and Gus's posts.

I don't know what I'd do if I had to go a week without WTFD

why not bring back webber???????? We are just going to lose to boston or cleveland anyways. just like the kenny chesney song we are going back to cleveland and losing, the best we can hope for is cleveland playing boston in the second round that way we can play boston in the ECF and say that we made it there again. can someone please explain to me how we are going to make to the nba finals, boston is 3x the media draw of the pistons, the pistons are the losing wrestler in the wwf we are the randy macho man savage of the world, i wish it were not this way but i cant see any differently atleast not lately, so in conclusion the only way that I see us beating boston is if we had made the trade for kobe earlier in the year and that way we would carry that celebrity status that david stern and the nba crave. I told the palace president last year that we were going to lose to LEBRon in the RCF and they kicked me out of the palace and made me write apology letters. screw it if we lose again this year and i think it is based on the nba fixing it to get the more popluar team in the finals i will never watch another piston game again. I love that we are winning these days but part of me missed the loser days of the 90's. I miss t mill and the teal jerseys, and grant hill otis throrpe joe d. when we were losers it was fun to go to games, jon barry would just get the crowd pumped, I cant remember the last time i went to a game were i thought th e crowd was really into it, the prices are redicoulouysy high and I will not stand for it any longer, this is my last year dealing with these sons a bitches and there over priced supply and demand prices, i want some god damn answeres and i want them now.

Chili dog overdose?

There is no such thing as a chili dog overdose.

Any chance we can change the thread title to "Don't try to be a hero". The grammer is killing me. Unless he's trying to say that you become a hero by not trying.


:whitney500: Whitney sez: :dismissed:

Zekyl was trying and be a grammer hero. He failed.

These things happen.

I actually went to the Piston game last night and sat next to Tom Wilson for part of the the game. He gave me a couple of his cookies and they were good. Needless to say I was buzzed up when I was talking to him, I had a pass into the cingular club or whatever you call it, well I actually did not have a pass I just went in club at half time. You guys should try it, they look for a bracelet, but at half time it is almost impossible for them to check everyone. Last time I was at the palace I had locker room passes and I guess I told Tom Wilson off so I had a chance to apology for my poor behavior last time. When I last spoke with Tom I told him that we had no chance of beating lebron and his favorable calls in the playoffs. I ended up being right. The drinking is fun at games, but I hate being so drunk that I can not understand what is going on in the game and can't remember anything that I saw the players do.

Yeah, so, is there any way to "super sticky" this thread as the greatest thread ever? Just wondering.

Fuck stickying, we need to super GLUE this thread.

I don't have the power to put this on the front page. Glenn, Matt, Chris - please put this on the front page.

I'll do you one better: give gusman his own column.

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Gutz listening to that song while looking at your signature brings a tear to my eye.

Gutz listening to that song while looking at your signature brings a tear to my eye.

The lazy one?

The lazy one?
O_@

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Hey, it's Devean George!

Gutz listening to that song while looking at your signature brings a tear to my eye.
That's because T-Mac tried to be a hero in this game, didn't work out. Thus more proof of the title of this thread.

LMAO @ the forum announcement. NICE!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/hero.jpg

It was time for this thread to move on to its final resting place, next to "Shout Outs!" and "I'M LEARNING TO MAKE A WEBSITE."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I don't think you got gusman's approval.

Now Glenn's trying and be a hero. He's failing too.

If we re-name it "Don't Try and Be a Hero: Gusman's Tom Wilson Insider Thread" can we put it back? It's be relevant for sure then.

If you guys want to goaltend it, go for it.

I think we should just make a forum for gusman's posts.

I just thought that these 3 belonged together:


Sticky: Dont try and be a hero

Sticky: Shout Outs!

Sticky: IM LEARNING TO MAKE A WEBSITE.

But "The Stands" generally has negative connotation to it. Those three need to be put in a forum that dubs them what they truly are - THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

Can't we have a new forum called "The Golden Forum - Where the greatest poetic posts & threads are immortalized."

Or maybe even a title over gusman's name:

The Golden Standard of Posting

The stands are where you can find Bill Russell, Joe Montana, Hank Aaron, Pete Sampras, and all the other all-time greats.

I think its fitting. They've even got their own seats that never change just like in real life.

I suppose if you put it that way, Fool. Your rhetoric is second to none.

You belong in the stands as well. Right in between Joe Montana and Bill Russell. (But one row behind gusman).

More hero related news here:

Link (http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11638)

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Wait, did somebody try?

I think MoTown was just reminding us for our own good. It had been a while, so he wanted to give us a pre-emptive strike. Very thoughtful of him. Maybe something the voters should take into consideration?

I think MoTown was just reminding us for our own good. It had been a while, so he wanted to give us a pre-emptive strike. Very thoughtful of him. Maybe something the voters should take into consideration?

Didn't Saddam Hussein oppose trying and being a hero?

Those being a hero were doing it AGAINST Saddam, if I recall correctly. He opposed people being against him, and that covered most humans. Maybe something to ask Mo about in his thread?

Actually I was reminding everyone that WTF has officially named April as "Don't Try and be a Hero Month." The month where all of us realize the (lack of) hero inside all of us. This truly is a historic month.

This month, every user who donates at least $10 to the Gusman Association of America will receive:
- An official "Don't try and be a hero" slap on bracelet.
- A gusman autographed "Don't try and be a hero" mini-basketball.
- A VHS named "Don't Try and be a Hero: i AM. I cant fix this shit. sorry - A True Underdog Story of gusman's career." In it, gusman himself will explain how not to try and be a hero.
- An official poster of gusman's famous CHRIS WEBBER RANT entitled: Why not bring Webber back?

You're probably thinking, "MoTown, this is so much. There has to be a catch!"

Ladies and gentlemen, that's where you're wrong! Gusman is doing this out of the kindness of his heroic heart, as he has you, the anti-hero, in mind! He just wants to remind you that heroes don't try, they just are.

If donate before the first of the month, you also receive: "Girls of gusman," a picturebook of all the girls within his office that gusman has taken home and kicked out of his house before the night is over. Included in this book, of course, is the girl that flirted with him but he was her manager. You guessed it, he boned her.

Don't miss out on this fantastic offer. Please donate to The Gusman Association of America and please, Don't try and be a hero.

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Hedo needed to listen to gusman tonight.

Hedo is now going fishing because he "Tried to be a hero."

Suge tried to be a hero.

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/suge_knight_knockout

Well, at least Suge was successful at getting two of the biggest rappers of all time killed.

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^that could be construed as an attempt

proceed with caution

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Voice: "Knock knock"
JTP: "Who is it?"
Voice: "The IRS you f**king douche"

Voice: "Knock knock"
JTP: "Who is it?"
Voice: "The Plumbers Union, you f**king douche"

My sister used to have that end-table. Joe is just like a member of my family!

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Golic just said, "Don't try and be a hero".

TBeau just said "I hate that asshole Golic"

Do not.