Wallace made it clear that he didn't want to go to the AS game under any circumstances, yet Stern named him anyways. Stern really does hate Sheed.

http://detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080210/SPORTS0102/802100327

Sheed can always say "thanks but no thanks" can't he?

If Sheed wanted to go, DS would have never picked him.

I don't think they can just say no, Zek. They have to be injured.

Correct...he has to go.

Man, that's total bullshit.

The All Star Game is shit. Utter shit.

Maybe if this pointless fucking game wasn't DURING THE FUCKING SEASON, players wouldn't be so pissed about going.

sheed is just a lazy ass. most guys love going to the asg, its a weekend long party.

after season asgs are stupid. sorry mailman. the nba's game is perfect. midseason and meaningless, just the way the asg is supposed to be.

all asgs are stupid.

Fixed.

If Sheed doesn't want to go to the All Star Game, he shouldn't have to.

I don't know about y'all, but if I was an NBA player the only thing I want to do is get away from basketball when the All Star Break comes. I'd just like to, you know, relax and shoot up a strip club or two.

I'd fake an ankle injury in the game right before the all star game. I don't blame the guy for wanting to spend some quality time with his family. He's not a lazy as for wanting some time with his wife and kids. He's a good guy for it.

^ Did he SAY he wanted to spend time with his family?

Fuck man, I'd just be like, "Fuck you, I'm not going. I don't FEEL like it, cocksucker."

I thought he said he didn't want to go to the all-star game, he just wanted to go relax with his family when asked about it earlier in the year.

What would happen if he chose not go? Fine? Suspension?

HEY! At least it's not as retarded as the Slam Dunk Contest.

try telling your boss 'i dont feel like going in to work tomrrow because i want to spend time with my familly.'

its not as reasonable as it sounds.

must be written into their contracts, because i dont see how stern could enforce it otherwise. its a small sacrafice for the good of the league. a guy like rasheed, who has benefitted so much from the nba, shouldnt be that upset about it.

I hate myself for watching all of All Star Weekend.

Zekyl, diddy, meet me at the park so we can have an All Star Game of our own.

Why wouldn't Sheed just fake an ankle injury at the very end of the last game before the break.

It doesn't even have to look realistic. In fact, the less realistic it looks, the better "fuck you" it is to Stern.

MoTown, you down for the WTF All Star Game??

BTW Doc wanted Ray Allen to be KG's replacement.

MoTown, you down for the WTF All Star Game??

Fuck yeah. I want to be a reserve though. Starting would be too much work.

WTF BESTERN CONFERENCE ALL STARS:
PG - Zekyl
SG -
SF -
PF - The Mailman
C -

Reserves:
MoTown

Our opponents will be The Leastern Conference All Stars( bukdow, Balkan, Knockout, BubblesTheLion, Glenn, Flip Murray and some other scrubs I forget).

We need a "WTF All Star Voting" thread or something. Man, that'd rock.

Why wouldn't Sheed just fake an ankle injury at the very end of the last game before the break.

It doesn't even have to look realistic. In fact, the less realistic it looks, the better "fuck you" it is to Stern.
See Post#9!!!!

Karl, what happened to Diddy? I thought he was on our team when you invited him.

Diddy is on the team if he wants to be there. He decides what position he plays.

can i be coach?

Sure.

I scored 37 in a rec game once...

JickBoy: now added to the Best Starting Lineup.

Jick, is the 2 good?

Nah...Im a 6'3" 275 lb dominating post. But, unlike Sheed, I'm ecstatic just to play anywhere.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080211/SPORTS03/802110349/1051

Cross will put you at the 5 then.

"This time I'll go for the kids," Wallace said.

Aww.

Is playing 40 minutes at the 5 ok for you jick? Maybe i need to go ask flip saunders for coaching advice

i guess i'll have to be backup pg then.

Diddy, there's always the 2. You can be like Stuckey.

no. backup pg is for me.

WTF Best:
PG - Zekyl
SG -
SF -
PF - The Mailman
C - JickBoy

Reserves:
MoTown
b-diddy


I have no clue about the Least. That is one fucked up team. They don't even have a coach!

I would've bet (and lost) a lot of money in saying that his 3rd appearance was the last time we ever see Sheed as an All-Star.

My game is very Lindsay Hunter like. I'd be happy to play 5 minutes of stifling defense and collect my bonus check.

Actually, I have decent size for the average ball players (6'1"), so maybe I'm more Afflalo like.

I'm gonna put you at the 2. We're gonna go small.

Fuck it.

if your 6'1, your a pg AT BEST on my basketball team.

dont worry, i'll slide into third string. chris can be backup.

WTF Best:
PG - Zekyl/ chis/ b-diddy
SG -
SF -
PF - The Mailman
C - JickBoy

utility bench
motown

I'm 5-9. One of you guys needs to slide to the 2. I'm thinking I will start at point. I would compare my game to a healthy TJ Ford with better scoring ability. Maybe more like a shorter Baron Davis because I have some strength. Zekyl can go to the 2.

lol...moodini played college ball...he could be a scorer for us.

I'm 5-9. One of you guys needs to slide to the 2. I'm thinking I will start at point. I would compare my game to a healthy TJ Ford.

thats exactly the kind of "me first" attitude that lands a 5'9" guy at 4th string pg.

Lol. TJ Ford passes and creates and so do I. I am willing to play anywhere, I just think I should start. I will prove it out on the court. With my height, it just makes sense that I play PG and one of the taller guys goes to the 2. Get what I mean?

Lol. TJ Ford passes and creates and so do I. I am willing to play anywhere, I just think I should start. I will prove it out on the court. With my height, it just makes sense that I play PG and one of the taller guys goes to the 2. Get what I mean?

atleast your not speaking in the third person... yet.

OK. How's this. Do whatever you want, coach! Just make sure it matches what you see on the court so we don't end up with the worst players making the worst plays. What we can do as a team with a good, pass-first score-second point guard is win.
ps b-diddy go fuck yourself you pissy vagina

I'll take the SG spot if I have to. Hell, you can slide me to SF as a last resort, although it wouldn't be wise. I'm not a scorer, but I'm a great defensive specialist. In the itnramural leagues, my role was to guard the other teams best player and then wear him out at the other end by just running around nonstop since I had the endurance for it. Going to state in cross country paid off.

Where in the fuck is Cross? He's the coach for Christ's sakes.

I am now handing the reigns over to diddy. I AM still the starting PF though no matter what.

Can I be a designated thug on the bench for one of the teams? I have no problem coming in for a cheap shot and taking a few techs for the team.

Also, I haven't really read any of the rest of the thread so I don't really know what we're talking about.

man fuck this shit ima be the 2

So the lineup currently looks like this?:

PG:E-Ray/Chris/Diddy
SG:Cross
SF:Zekyl
PF:Mailman
C:JickBoy

Utility Bench:
MoTown
Vinny (Designated Thug)

Sounds good.

We need to help out the Least (aka the losers) a bit.

Do y'all need a three-point specialist? If so, look no further!

Cross is going to have fun with this!

I'm 6'7 and I played the pg/sg/sf in college. That said, I would appreciate it if I could just be the halftime entertainment. Maybe the assistant coach?

Or I could help Vinny be a co-thug. Just wanted to get my role out there.

MoTown and Vinny = Laimbeer/Mahorn.

im back bitches

motown/vinny/cross=laimbeer/mahorn/vinnyjohnson