So McNamee gave "physical evidence" of Clemens' steroids/HGH use to investigators.

The evidence: needles McNamee kept that he claims has Clemens' DNA.

I am so sick of this guy.

*happy thoughts now, of hanging with Bill Walton and Brett Favre*

I DISAGREE!

OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS!!

OH DEAR LORD IT HAPPENED!

Last Edited: Must mean she was created by Karl.

The douchebag is on ESPN addressing the media.

Clemens atty kissing Congress' ass.

I thought it was pretty telling when whatshisname didn't submit the needle evidence till Clemens testified yesterday that he did NOT take steroids.

Get him on record, then douche him....hopefully.

Clemens atty has spent most of his time dissing whatshisname, which means to me, whatshisname prolly has something on Roggie.

I thought it was pretty telling when whatshisname didn't submit the needle evidence till Clemens testified yesterday that he did NOT take steroids.


He kept all the "evidence" because he was afraid Clemens would deny.

He might have Monica Lewinski'd him.

http://images.sportsbybrooks.com/6/5/6520c0130e76b878231b774d58fc1671_clemenstookitinth ebutt.jpg

McNamee is now claiming he injected Clemens' wife with HGH. LOL

He says he injected her before she appeared on this (2003 SI Swimsuit Issue):
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/03_rclemens_01.jpg

If Mitchell believes him, I believe him. And Mitchell really believed him.

Brian McNamee, bad ass.

"Hey Rocket, watch me stick it in your wife's ass."

Wife prolly thought the needle was the largest thing in her backside...ever.

zing

I don't think The Rocket is opposed to his wife going through HIS back door with a dildo.

By the way, Clemens should not be called The Rocket. There is only ONE Rocket and that IS Chet Steadman.

^That truly was the greatest post ever.


Funky Buttlovin.

Clemens revived his career because of roids, Steadman revived his because of salsbury steak.

x27RVwb12Bs

Watch that video and you'll know who the real Rocket is...it's the one who did it CLEANLY.

Truly inspirational.

Rep. Tom Davis, the ranking Republican on the congressional committee investigating steroid use in baseball, told Newsday that Pettitte, in his deposition last week, backed up the account of Brian McNamee, the former trainer of Clemens and Pettitte.

I bolded the important part so you don't have to read that ENTIRE PARAGRAPH.

Holy shit. That looks really bad for Clemons. The more he denies this, the bigger piece of shit he looks like. He needs to stop now, before he ruins the rest of his life.

Good. Now Chet can finally be recognized as the true Rocket.

I bolded the important part so you don't have to read that ENTIRE PARAGRAPH.
Thanks, it means a lot to us. Otherwise it would have never been known.

Lie to congress under oath and you're ass will be behind bars, if they can prove it.

Congressional Hearing (billed as "Clemens vs McNamee") at 9:30 this morning on ESPN.


GO MCNAMEE!!!

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People say I like steroids and hormones. But you know what I really can't live without? Coffee. I sure do love coffee. I love it so much that I wouldn't even attempt to testify before Congress without a huge goddamn cup from Starbucks. I really think a big ugly paper cup of coffee is something that you should be able to carry with you no matter where you go, because it's just so good.

I'm gay.

YEAH MCNAMEE! WOO!!

"I'm not just a ball player, I'm a human being."

LOL, classic.

Just tell them you're not there to talk about the past.

Clemens is saying Pettite misheard and Clemens was talking to him about a show with 3 old men who used HGH to get their "quality of life back".

How do you get a convo about a TV show and him admitting to using HGH mixed up like that?

I believe Andy misheard.

lol, wtf.

LOL Clemens is full of shit. This is great.

What a piece of shit.

This is so entertaining.

Clemens loves coffee like Smiff loves cheez doodles

EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT

This congressman is str8 killin' The Rocket.

I'm sorry?

Damn right.

Man, I don't know. The Congressman raised a great point when he asked McNamee why he didn't tell Roger in the phone convo he was telling the truth.

"It is what it is". Man, I hate when people say that.

Now Roger's being asked about him bleeding through his pants.

Ouch, Canseco's BBQ being brought up. Turns out Roger wasn't there. Now this is getting good.

lol. Both pieces of shit. Who to believe, liar or liar?

Roger's licking his lips a lot. He's thinking about donuts.

Damn, this Dan Burton guy went off on McNamee.

Both Clemens and McNamee are contradicting/lying their asses off.

The way I see it for McNamee, it's possible that in the beginning when he told all those lies about not being involved with steroids, Clemens, etc, that he just didn't want to get involved. Later, he may have felt compelled for a variety of reasons to come forth.

But, that's probably not true. They're both garbage.

Abscess on Clemens' buttocks said by doctor to have been from a prior attempt at an injection. Ouch.

He gave me a bad shot.

Dumb.

BULLSHIT!!

^ Shut up cunt.

This talk about Clemens' ass is making me uncomfortable.

Man, this is getting ridiculous. Inconsistancies/contradictions/outright lies.

This talk about Clemens' ass is making me comfortable.
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I did not say that. Stop trying to start shit.

I still say McNamee Monica Lewinski'd him. He kept the dress.

Thank you for editing that. I was worried about you for a minute.

I didn't edit shit.

I still say McNamee Monica Lewinski'd him. He kept the dress.

<--- Always knew Roger was a fruit.

I always like to listen to regular peeps trying to talk all legal and shit.

"notwithstanding your honor, i was mischaracterizationed, they mischaracterized me, what I said you honor, wasn't that"

^Not a good example, not funny at all.

Unlike The Mitchell Report Press Conference, this isn't boring as hell. Good shit.

Steve Phillips brought up a good point (wow!) about McNamee going from not saying much to giving up more and more info. He likened it to drug dealing, and as a person with experience in drug dealing, I have to agree with him.

Steve Phillips (from Detroit btw) is hardcore.

I can't find it. Did hte hearing go to a break?

Yeah. 15 minutes.

Fuck a Roger Cossack too.

Instead of all this he said, she said, test the needles.

Put 'em in a steel cage.

He has infiltrated ESPN without them knowing. He's slick. Now I like the guy. Just don't like him defending RC all the fucking time.

OT...BTW...Ukraine and Russia don't exactly like each anymore, do they?

Russia's gonna blow them up.

I don't have any relatives living there anymore (I don't think), so whatever...

Ukraine just bought a huge order of teaching aids from my buddies company. Science type stuff. I think they are outfitting every school with some new stuff.

Ukraine Good, Russian Bad.

Ukraine is the little bro that's older than the big bro, but is much weaker so it's considered the little bro.

I'm only tenuously connected, of course.


So...when the fuck is this going to resume?

They said 15 minutes...what da fuck?

Right now.

And we're back!

How sweet would it be to see McNamee just get up and take a swing at Clemens, then a brawl break out?

Hahaha, they actually showed "bullshit" on the screen.

You'd think ESPN would blur that out or something.

Clemens is stumbling badly now after the congressman asked him why he was taking B-12 when he wasn't diagnosed with a deficiency.

I always wondered about that excuse. "It was B-12 shots". Yeah, where's the proof you needed B-12, jackass?

lol...Clemens said that he hardly knew anything about HGH, yet he said that it doesn't help you.

If he doesn't know about it, how does he know it doesn't help you? And haven't they proven that it does?

Yeah, they have. Steve Phillips talked about how it helps you see the ball a lot better.


If he doesn't know about it, how does he know it doesn't help you?

And that's my point.

Some jerk was on ESPN talking about how the Republicans were hammering McNamee and how his answers were getting shorter and he wasn't giving much of an effort. He also said Clemens was getting confidence.

Confidence?? Either he's fucking confident to begin with or he's lying.

McNamee says he injected Knoblauch...Knoblauch admits it.

McNamee says he injected Pettitte...Pettitte admits it.

McNamee says he injected Roger's wife Debbie...Debbie admits it.

ADMIT IT ROCKET!!

If Clemens doesn't KNOW anything about HGH, How the Fuck does he know it doesn't help you?

WDFN is reporting that McNamee said he injected Zack Minor too.

Best line of the hearing...

Henry Waxman: Excuse me but this is not your time to argue with me....oh, and lick my balls.

McNamee's lawyer sez Bush will pardon Clemens. It seems feasible. Bush is always up for anything that takes a shit on Congress.

Clemens is a fellow TEXAN! Of course Bush will love him.

Hicks stick together.

Have you ever been a Vegan
*Pause*

Uhhhh.........I don't know what that is.
Although, they had just asked him if he'd ever been a vegitarian, and he said no. So obviously he'd never been vegan either.

That was hilarious.

That was before they asked him why he was taking b-12 when he was never diagnosed with a deficiency.

That was before they asked him why he was taking b-12 when he was never diagnosed with a deficiency.

And his defense to that was that his mom said it would be good for him. If your mom told you to jump off a bridge would you? Come on, you're a hall of fame athelete and you just trust people without checking what you are putting in your body? Yeah right.

Seriously, is Roger Clemens' attorney (Rusty Hardin) an annoying ass or what?

Seriously, is Roger Clemens' attorney (Rusty Hardin) an annoying ass or what?

Speaking of Rusty, which was your favorite?

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http://www.riverblue.com/hughes/griswoldswave.jpg

http://www.texasfrightmareweekend.com/images/f08/guest_lively.jpg

I don't know, but Audrey in that first pic is smoking hot.

Good talk son.

I always imagined Zip being like Clark Griswald.

I always imagined Zip being like Clark Griswald.
aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Posada believes Clemens told Congress the truth

ESPN.com news services
Updated: February 16, 2008, 10:57 AM ET

After Wednesday's congressional hearing where Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte seemed at odds over the Rocket's alleged steroid use, Yankees catcher Jorge Posada supports Clemens without casting aside his current New York teammate.

Posada, who said he didn't watch any of the hearing that included former Clemens and Pettitte trainer Brian McNamee, thinks Clemens is being honest about not taking steroids or HGH.

"He sounded real truthful the other day and that's all I wanted to hear," Posada told reporters Friday at the Yankees spring training complex. "I believe Roger. That's the guy I believe."

Posada went on to discuss the crucial conversation where Pettitte claims Clemens said he used steroids.

"It's been so long ago that they talked about it, so I don't know," Posada told reporters. "Andy said that they talked about it, and right now, I don't know much about it. It's going to keep going on. Rocket said it was a miscommunication or whatever, and I believe Rocket."

61% (something like that) believed McNamee.

McNamee looks like the biggest geeky, douchie, cocksucker EVER, but I believe him.

The baseball Hall of Fame needs to take Clemen's plaque down.

Is this shit I am hearing about Bush pardoning Clemens if he gets convicted, true?

Dunno. Might be.

If Bush pardons him, I guarantee I will NOT vote for him next time.

Throw his fat ass in jail, so he gets his opportunity to stick it in another man's ass.

I hate that fucker...have since the ump threw him out in Oakland about 10 years ago. I can't believe these pussies let him intimidate them.

I don't like the guy because he gets all this stupid media coverage.

I can see why people can't stand the Favre love, because ESPN is almost as equally obsessed with Roger as they are with Brett.

Favre isn't a dickhead though, imo. RC is a big fat fucking piece of shit laying on a sidewalk after a dog walked through it.

Yeah, I agree with you. Favre seems like a really nice guy.

Clemens does come across as a prick.

I don't like bullies. he needs to fucking settle down. I'd seriously knuckle up with him. LOL. Thats so fucking stupid, but I would love to throw with him.

Yeah, there's a bunch of athletes I'd love to fight. Clemens is one of them.

Hey, that's a pretty good idea for a thread! Athletes you'd like to fight!

That would suck to lose to him...but one good swat would worth it. Weight doesn't mean that much but I'm ready...starting training in the morning damnit.

I weight about 235 I have to go check his weight out.

Regardless he's a pos...on a sidewalk after a dog walked through it.

I think we could both take him one on one.

I kanow I'd try... I can't find his weight and height.

6'4
235

Like my buddy used to say, yea he's 6'6" but his knees are only 2'6".

I'm just over 6

One player I'd probably never try fighting is Pujols.

He might be one of those guys that drops his hands and says ...Go ahead give me all you got. One of those oh shit moments.

Did you ever see that Kimbo fight where he did that?

Yeah, lol.

Kimbo beat the shit out of Tank Abbott in like under a minute.

In that one street fight though, he dropped his hands and was like...'Hit me...come on man, is that all you got...

He took ALL the fight out of that guy.

This the short version of this fight...watch about a minute in.

laEVIhd4uBM

Some other guys I wouldn't want to fight: Sheffield (you see how he swings a bat), Farnsworth (I prefer the stand up game and he probably prefers the ground game, seeing as how his first move in a fight is a take down), and Ugueth Urbina (fucking machetes and shit).

This the short version of this fight...watch about a minute in.

laEVIhd4uBM

Yeah, I saw that one a while back. He's insane.

Some other guys I wouldn't want to fight: Sheffield (you see how he swings a bat), Farnsworth (I prefer the stand up game and he probably prefers the ground game, seeing as how his first move in a fight is a take down), and Ugueth Urbina (fucking machetes and shit).

LOL and fire too, right?

I'd never fuck with Zack Minor or Nefi either.

Yeah, can't forget the gasoline. Geez, those South American ball players don't fuck around.

Ugueth was sentenced to 14 years btw.

Photo of Clemens at Jose Canseco's party emerges.

OOOOH SHIT!

One player I'd probably never try fighting is Pujols.
That's a brilliant answer for a WTF poster. I'm not kidding you, that is really good. You kind of stuck it to me with that answer. I didn't think you could come up with anything that good. I'm not sure that's as good a post as Albert Pujols. It kind of pissed me off that you came up with such a good answer. I had a lot of great retorts, but you screwed me out of all of them. One day I'll be on my deathbed and my wife will ask me what I'm thinking about and I'll say, "I can't believe that son of a bitch Sir Douche Baggins came up with Pujols."

I thought it was an ace post myself, chap.

He's a pos, I swear I don't wike this guy at all.

Congressional committee moving towards criminal investigation against Clemens.

I hope they appoint Brett Favre as special prosecutor.

An abscess on your ass isn't anything Brett Favre's cowboy boot can't help.

Brett's Wranglers wouldn't allow an ass abscess

Clemens is expected to show up at Astros Camp.

This guy doesn't even have to TELL them when he's going to show up. He's like Evil Keith.

:kennythejet:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0703081rocket1.html


This is some steamy stuff.

Can someone rename this thread? It's making me look unprofessional.

:kennythejet:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0703081rocket1.html


This is some steamy stuff.



dushbag

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NEW YORK -- Convicted steroid distributor Kirk Radomski handed over shipping receipts to federal investigators for a package of human growth hormone that he claims he sent to Roger Clemens' home in Texas in 2002 or 2003, The Daily News reported late Tuesday night on its Web site.

Clemens, the seven-time Cy Young Award winner, is under investigation for perjury after telling Congress he never used steroids or human growth hormone. Brian McNamee, Clemens' personal trainer, told Congress that Clemens used performance-enhancing drugs and that he provided them to the 300-game winner.

The Daily News reported, according to sources with close knowledge of the investigation, that Radomski is also believed to have provided the government with new information and receipts for drug shipments to other players.

Radomski is a former New York Mets clubhouse employee whose allegations formed much of former Senate majority leader George Mitchell's report on steroid use in major league baseball. Radomski was sentenced to five years of probation in February after cooperating with government investigators.

McNamee's allegations about Clemens in the Mitchell report led to Senate hearings with Clemens.

The Daily News reported, according to the sources, that the package Radomski sent was addressed to William Roger Clemens, in care of Brian McNamee. The Daily News' sources said McNamee did not sign for the package.

According to the sources, the timing of the shipment to Clemens' Houston home coincides roughly with the dates when Clemens' wife, Debbie, used human growth hormone in preparation for her participation in a pictorial in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. They also expect the evidence to corroborate McNamee's claims that Clemens was behind his wife's use and was present when McNamee injected her just after the drugs arrived at the couple's home.

Clemens' attorney, Rusty Hardin, said he wasn't aware of the government receiving the receipts from Radomski.

"I can't imagine that there's any truth to that at all," Hardin said. "We'll find out one day Roger never received or took the stuff."

Matthew Parrella, an assistant U.S. Attorney from San Francisco, declined comment to The Daily News when contacted about the receipts.

McNamee's attorney, Richard Emery, told The News on Tuesday he had heard that Radomski found new evidence.

"He found a receipt, and from what I'm told, he's turned it over to the feds," Emery said. "I don't think there's any question of its validity. It confirms the story Brian described on the occasion when he was asked to inject Debbie and Clemens presented him with the HGH."

Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press

Radomski said he isn't sure of the source of the HGH he sent to Clemens' house, though he said he often obtained it from AIDS patients eager to sell a monthly supply of it for upwards of $1,600. He said they sought out bodybuilders such as himself in gyms or on the street to make their sales.

Well, that's just great.

Roger Clemens, 50, signs with independent league team, will pitch Saturday

From The Detroit News: http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20120820/SPORTS0104/208200423#ixzz247Ly3iEx

My most hated sports dude EVAH!

Skeeters, LMAO.

I think the idea is that he delays his HOF vote by 5 years so he won't get embarrassed.

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b84f69e2013486917554970c-450wi

FROSTED TIPS LOL

Such an iconic picture!

Che, Hogg, Clemens's frosted tips...

WOTS is he's going back to the Asstros.