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Timone
02-04-2008, 12:29 AM
Please move this into my "new name" thread if you need to.

I said I'd change it to Dildo, but I wanted to see what y'all think.

Zekyl
02-04-2008, 12:32 AM
I think Dildo works just fine. The only thing I'd consider other than Dildo is Dill Doe, because when Tahoe (I think) said it, I started laughing out loud.

Timone
02-04-2008, 12:33 AM
e-ray was the one who said it.

Dill Doe: the long lost brother of John.

Zekyl
02-04-2008, 11:52 AM
I knew it was one of the two, they were two of the few guys that were there for the whole super bowl.

Glenn
02-04-2008, 11:55 AM
These options suck.

I say you go with Suzyn Waldman.

DrRay11
02-04-2008, 12:02 PM
I like Mr. Dill Doe. As a name, not in the same way your mother does.

MoTown
02-04-2008, 12:06 PM
These options suck.

I say you go with Suzyn Waldman.

But then half the posters would start hitting on him because of the "female" name.

Glenn
02-04-2008, 12:08 PM
All the better.

Glenn
02-04-2008, 12:19 PM
http://www.rbr.com/epaper/pics/suzyn_waldman.jpg


Avatar/profile pic

MoTown
02-04-2008, 12:21 PM
I've changed my mind. I agree with Glenn.

Zip Goshboots
02-04-2008, 12:29 PM
Snooky Fupdaigle

Fool
02-04-2008, 12:42 PM
Trial By Error

Timone
02-04-2008, 03:45 PM
I like Mr. Dill Doe. As a name, not in the same way your mother does.

LOL, Glenn's mom = pwnt.

Timone
02-04-2008, 03:45 PM
Let's close the poll at the end of the week.

MoTown
02-04-2008, 03:59 PM
Can we redo the poll so there can be multiple answers?

Zekyl
02-04-2008, 05:10 PM
I've been waiting for a comment about that.

Timone
02-04-2008, 05:12 PM
I could live with having my name be Suzyn Waldman, I guess.

I'm used to playing females.

Wait, what?

DrRay11
02-04-2008, 05:24 PM
I think Dill Doe/Mr. Dill Doe should be considered 1 and you can decide which to use.

Glenn
02-04-2008, 06:35 PM
I am GWB and WTFDetroit Nation is Florida.

We are stealing this election.

Tahoe
02-04-2008, 06:38 PM
While you are a fucking dill doe, I think you need to consider that you are carrying the torch, wearing the crown, reached the highest peak of WTF poster status and that should be taken into consideration.

Fool is anything but, so if you are going the antitheses route, I guess go for it. But I for one would like a fitting name for WTF man on the throne. I like Zips name best of all so far.

So take it fwiw, but I want to come proudly to WTF and see our poster king with an appropriate name.

Seriously...j/k. I really don't care

Timone
02-04-2008, 06:42 PM
^ Holy shit. GREAT post.

Too bad for the white text. :(

Timone
02-04-2008, 07:01 PM
King Mailman....??

Tahoe
02-04-2008, 07:26 PM
Lets not get carried away. I was thinking 'Isaih Thomas' for a month or so. You know great accomplishments on the court, but questionable moves from time to time. :)

Timone
02-04-2008, 07:31 PM
I'll always remember Isiah for what he did on the court.

Tahoe
02-04-2008, 07:34 PM
I bought his jersey at an auction that went for something or other...good cause.

He brought us back after Bob Lanier and Dave Bing. He could do no wrong back in the day.

MoTown
02-04-2008, 09:43 PM
I think "God" would work.

Timone
02-04-2008, 09:44 PM
^^ YES

Zekyl
02-04-2008, 10:29 PM
what about GOD?

the ? just gives it a nice touch.

Timone
02-04-2008, 10:38 PM
There's no question.

Zekyl
02-04-2008, 10:40 PM
How about a ! then.

Glenn
02-05-2008, 12:42 PM
The Janitor?

Timone
02-05-2008, 12:44 PM
budkow

I dunno, I'll decide later. I just woke up.

MoTown
02-05-2008, 12:50 PM
The Janitor?

It sounds perfect to me.

Zekyl
02-05-2008, 05:24 PM
The Janitor fits. Double meaning. The Janitor fro scrubs and because he's cleaning up around here.

Timone
02-05-2008, 05:28 PM
Nice.

Zekyl
02-05-2008, 07:20 PM
And it sticks with the job theme.

DrRay11
02-05-2008, 09:51 PM
Hmm... looks like we may have a winner.

MoTown
02-05-2008, 11:08 PM
I want full recognition if he goes with The Janitor.

Throw me a parade. Or print an article on the front page.

Zekyl
02-06-2008, 12:33 AM
Will the Janitor be cleaning up all the Hasselhoffanmail?

Tahoe
02-06-2008, 01:23 AM
I still think 'Isaih Thomas' or Zeke or Janitor.

I thought of all 3, iyrc.

DennyMcLain
02-06-2008, 01:54 AM
What? No "Krista Latham Jahnke's firecrotch"?

MoTown
02-06-2008, 08:46 AM
I still think 'Isaih Thomas' or Zeke or Janitor.

I thought of all 3, iyrc.

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=222288&postcount=981

Don't make me murder you, Tahoe.

Zekyl
02-06-2008, 10:53 AM
Don't worry Mo, I was there for that one, I've got your back.

MoTown
02-06-2008, 11:18 AM
Thanks, Zek. That still doesn't change the fact that Tahoe and I are about to throw down.

Tahoe
02-06-2008, 04:21 PM
Much like the Jethro football thread and Zip, I feed the info to MoTown then he posts it. :)

MoTown
02-06-2008, 04:36 PM
Actually, that's a fair statement.

Tahoe
02-06-2008, 04:37 PM
Don't worry Mo, I was there for that one, I've got your back.

You have his back all the way from Cleveland? j/k

Timone
02-06-2008, 04:42 PM
TERRORDOME! TERRORDOME!

Tahoe
02-06-2008, 04:43 PM
I'm generally cranky this time of day....just before happy hour.

Big Swami
02-06-2008, 06:17 PM
Hey, it's always 11:00am somewhere.

Tahoe
02-06-2008, 06:19 PM
pkshhh! <---sound of beer opening

Tahoe
02-15-2008, 08:48 PM
So if I change my name can somebody come and take Tahoe?

Timone
02-15-2008, 08:53 PM
FillyCheeseDoodles would be your new name, right?

Tahoe
02-16-2008, 12:19 AM
Close..

DennyMcLain
02-16-2008, 08:13 PM
If V and E change their superdelegate pledges from Mr. Dill Doe, to "Dill Doe", then we can whip that fat whore Hillar.. er, Suzyn.

DennyMcLain
02-16-2008, 08:15 PM
So if I change my name can somebody come and take Tahoe?

You're afraid Bukdow will snacth it a ruin your street cred?

Timone
02-16-2008, 08:18 PM
bukdo--err Webster Theodore Poindexter III runs the streets strapped with two degrees and a thesaurus.

DennyMcLain
02-16-2008, 08:21 PM
bukdo--err Webster Theodore Poindexter III runs the streets strapped with two degrees and a thesaurus.

Tahoe can only aspire to such greatness...

Tahoe
02-16-2008, 09:04 PM
Jesus, I was posting all over the place last night.

DrRay11
02-16-2008, 09:13 PM
Fine, Dill Doe it is. How do I change my vote?

MOLA1
02-18-2008, 11:04 AM
How about Douche Baggins?

DennyMcLain
02-18-2008, 11:39 AM
How about Douche Baggins?

Mola, we're trying to shift superdelegates, here. Use your powers to move mountains.

Fuck a Suzyn.

Timone
02-18-2008, 11:40 AM
Glenn put that option in.

He has a thing for guys who go by the name Suzyn apparently.

I don't judge though, Glenn is my friend now.

DennyMcLain
02-18-2008, 11:43 AM
Dill Doe is a proper name, as opposed to dildo.

Join us in our quest to topple that fat bitch.

MOLA1
02-18-2008, 11:45 AM
Already voted "Suzyn Waldman." It's the only one that made me laugh.

MOLA1
02-18-2008, 11:46 AM
FWIW Dill Doe is my 1st choice after Douche Baggins and Suzyn Waldman.

Suzyn Waldman
02-18-2008, 11:48 AM
YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS SHORTLY!!

DennyMcLain
02-18-2008, 11:50 AM
FWIW Dill Doe is my 1st choice after Douche Baggins and Suzyn Waldman.

If you add Mr. to Douche Baggins, it would add that special touch of class.

Mr. Douche Baggins is a fine, solid name for a poster like Tahoe.

DennyMcLain
02-18-2008, 11:51 AM
YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS SHORTLY!!

Tahoe, quick... get the meat cleaver.

MOLA1
02-18-2008, 12:41 PM
If you add Mr. to Douche Baggins, it would add that special touch of class.

Mr. Douche Baggins is a fine, solid name for a poster like Tahoe.
I kinda like that...that's kinda nice dude!
http://i28.tinypic.com/2vvt7av.jpg

DennyMcLain
02-18-2008, 08:56 PM
I kinda like that...that's kinda nice dude!
http://i28.tinypic.com/2vvt7av.jpg
Then Mr.Douche Baggins it is.

Add it, and I'll change my vote.... as long as he uses this image as his avatar:

http://artswork.asu.edu/arts/students/content/tb/costume_plates/shak_gentelman.jpg

MOLA1
02-18-2008, 09:05 PM
That avatar just made me think that maybe it should be Sir Douche Baggins.

DrRay11
02-18-2008, 09:11 PM
But it's Mailman changing his name, not Tahoe.

Timone
02-18-2008, 09:15 PM
It's Tahoe's thread now.

DennyMcLain
02-18-2008, 09:17 PM
But it's Mailman changing his name, not Tahoe.

You're RIGHT! How the Hell did it become Tahoe?

Did I do that?

BTW, Sir Douche Baggins is proper and diplomatic. I'm liking it.

Timone
02-18-2008, 09:24 PM
Every thread is Tahoe's thread. Jethro's Michigan Football thread, the Space Shuttle Update Thread, etc.

DennyMcLain
02-18-2008, 10:51 PM
If it's Mailman who gets the name, then I nominate Gene Frenkle as Tahoes new name.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/59/Cowbell.gif/180px-Cowbell.gif

DrRay11
02-19-2008, 09:02 AM
Hmm... something dawned upon me.

How's about...

Sir Dill Doe Baggins?

Glenn
02-19-2008, 09:27 AM
"Sir Douche Baggins" is hilarious and so is that pic

MoTown
02-19-2008, 10:03 AM
I have to admit, Sir. Douche Baggins made me lol

Zekyl
02-20-2008, 12:35 AM
Tahoe, quick... get the meat cleaver.
I didn't know Suzy was a therapist.

DennyMcLain
02-20-2008, 09:57 AM
Sir Douche Baggins has made the relevancy of this poll tenuous at best.

MoTown
02-20-2008, 10:15 AM
And I'm sick of the waiting. Either make the name change or don't! The suspense is killing me. I have an ulcer.

Zekyl
02-20-2008, 01:33 PM
Dildo, Dill Doe, and Mr. Dill Doe should all combine to make one unstoppable superdelegate that makes the decision. Which will it be, boys?

DrRay11
02-20-2008, 01:45 PM
Dill Doe

MoTown
02-20-2008, 02:21 PM
Sir Douche Baggins

Glenn
02-20-2008, 02:28 PM
Sir Douche Baggins

Hell, I might take that myself it's so good.

MoTown
02-20-2008, 02:31 PM
Someone needs to take it. With the avatar. I think I would giggle every time he/she posted.

Timone
02-20-2008, 02:36 PM
Hell, I might take that myself it's so good.

dbl accnt

Glenn
02-20-2008, 02:47 PM
dbl accnt

name change?

DennyMcLain
02-20-2008, 09:02 PM
SOMEBODY needs to be a Douche around here!!!!

MoTown
02-21-2008, 11:06 PM
Seriously Mailman. Take the Douche Baggins name, take the avatar.

This is as close to a no brainer as there has ever been.

Timone
02-21-2008, 11:07 PM
I've narrowed it down to 2: Douche Baggins and Cherry Poppins.

I'd like to keep my Syndicate "status" still if I took the Douche Baggins name and avatar, but that won't be able to happen I guess.

MoTown
02-21-2008, 11:08 PM
Sir Douche Baggins. Make it happen.

Timone
02-21-2008, 11:10 PM
Alright, fine. I'm only doing this for you!

Glenn, make the switch.

Timone
02-21-2008, 11:19 PM
It's about to happen. Tomorrow probably.


Cheerio.

MoTown
02-21-2008, 11:20 PM
If it doesn't work out - Mailman will always be waiting for you.


Unless that Cleveland asshole Zekyl steals it.

Timone
02-21-2008, 11:21 PM
Zekyl's days here are over I think. He's been exposed as a Clevelander and a racist.

Cheerio.

DennyMcLain
02-22-2008, 02:22 AM
Zekyl's days here are over I think. He's been exposed as a Clevelander and a racist.

Cheerio.

A cavalier Clevelandier, good sir?

Poppycock!!

DrRay11
02-22-2008, 09:24 AM
lol... Cherry Poppins

DennyMcLain
02-22-2008, 10:06 AM
lol... Cherry Poppins

e-ray's new name, perchance?

DrRay11
02-22-2008, 10:25 AM
IT'S A POSTIBILITY. MY CHARACTER OF ME IS GETTING OLD.

DennyMcLain
02-22-2008, 10:41 AM
Douchaholics?

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2791/doucheqj4.jpg

DennyMcLain
02-22-2008, 10:42 AM
IT'S A POSTIBILITY. MY CHARACTER OF ME IS GETTING OLD.
The Post Here When You Are Drunk Thread (aka, Here It Is Cherry Poppins)

Hahahahahaha!!!

MoTown
02-22-2008, 11:56 AM
I've always been partial to Rippard. I could never get used to e-ray.

MOLA1
02-22-2008, 08:19 PM
Sir Douche
Baggins
Cheerio!
:sirdouche:

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so glad I was a part of all this.


Yo Denny and Glenny! [smilie=highfive.gi:

Timone
02-22-2008, 09:44 PM
MOLA, good show!

Glenn
02-23-2008, 05:42 AM
MoTown was instrumental in this achievement.

MoTown
02-23-2008, 07:49 AM
MOLA was the technical guy, coming up with the deal. I was just the salesman.

MOLA needs the credit. I'm just the closer.

DennyMcLain
02-23-2008, 12:04 PM
Hmph. Of course, I had nothing to do with it.

:sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdo uche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche:: sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdou che::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::s irdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouc he::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::si rdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouch e::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sir douche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche::sirdouche ::sirdouche:

MoTown
02-23-2008, 08:52 PM
And I think Denny should be included as well. I think he had something to do with the transformation, I just can't remember what. Care to give us a hint, Denny?

DennyMcLain
02-24-2008, 12:37 AM
And I think Denny should be included as well. I think he had something to do with the transformation, I just can't remember what. Care to give us a hint, Denny?

I prayed for it, Goddamnit!!!

In the Leastern Conference, that would be enough.

Glenn
02-24-2008, 06:34 AM
Mola propped myself and Denny and I just hated to see Mo excluded from the glory.

I actually didn't do anything here to deserve Mola's credit.

DennyMcLain
02-24-2008, 05:39 PM
Mola propped myself and Denny and I just hated to see Mo excluded from the glory.

I actually didn't do anything here to deserve Mola's credit.

You're vote of approval was huge. It would be like Bill Clinton flipping a bitch and endorsing Obama.

It's was THAT huge!!

MOLA1
02-25-2008, 12:17 AM
I gave Glenn credit for putting "Cheerio!" under the name as SDB kept saying it.

DennyMcLain
02-25-2008, 11:19 AM
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/9272/80343369cx9.jpg

Tahoe
02-25-2008, 08:31 PM
I'm confused who did come up with the name, but I forgot to add that whomever came up with that name did an awesome job.

Timone
02-25-2008, 08:33 PM
This thread is now going to be used for e-ray. kthx.

Tahoe
02-25-2008, 08:35 PM
Sting-Ray? Just changer your first name E.

Timone
02-25-2008, 08:36 PM
He really likes Cherry Poppins (which I came up with).

DrRay11
02-25-2008, 08:44 PM
I don't know. Someone make me a thread.

Timone
02-25-2008, 08:45 PM
I would, but I wouldn't know what options you'd like on the poll.

DrRay11
02-25-2008, 09:02 PM
Well I certainly am not going to do it. I am too damn lazy.

You don't even have to have a poll at first.

Vinny
02-25-2008, 09:05 PM
ShaRayRay

Blue Ray's Cousin

DennyMcLain
02-28-2008, 10:13 AM
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4526/bagginsmemonb0.jpg

Zekyl
02-28-2008, 01:56 PM
Oh god, that's hilarious!

Glenn
03-14-2008, 11:46 AM
"I_fluff_MoTown"


MoTown wins MoTown, Sir Douche Baggins 2 votes 33.33%

MoTown
03-14-2008, 11:53 AM
LOL


Jealous?

Glenn
03-14-2008, 11:55 AM
Not at all, my fluffing days are over.

RIP T_M

Glenn
03-14-2008, 11:57 AM
Interesting note on how Viagra has made fluffing almost* obsolete. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffer

*Yeah, you know what I'm sayin'