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Knockout
02-02-2008, 03:56 PM
After losing to Minnesota by 20, Michigan reached their worst start in program history. I'm sure because this isn't pro Michigan, a dictator here will move this shit. But I thought we'd discuss. Dantonio had a solid first season, however Beilien is failing to do so. Michigan fans will say the cupboard was bare, but I think they pulled in the last two Mr. B's in the state right? Maybe I'm off on that, don't get that news around here. But, I'm pretty sure I read that.

MoTown
02-02-2008, 04:10 PM
Yeah fuck Michigan!

State is better and stuff.

Timone
02-02-2008, 04:12 PM
HAHA MICHIGAN IS STR8 TRASH HOMEY

MoTown
02-02-2008, 04:14 PM
Yeah Michigan fans should just head back to Walmart and get some tissue because they BLOW!

Timone
02-02-2008, 04:17 PM
MY HOMEY MOTOWN KILLIN IT

HAHA

Glenn
02-02-2008, 04:46 PM
This is a true Knockout.

Michigan basketball sucks!

Darth Thanatos
02-02-2008, 04:46 PM
Well, there's always baseball.

Zip Goshboots
02-02-2008, 05:00 PM
It may not be bukdow...It may be WORSE!!!

http://www.1000misspenthours.com/posters/postersa-d/bewaretheblob.jpg

Timone
02-02-2008, 05:01 PM
Michigan football = America's team anyway.

Glenn
02-02-2008, 05:06 PM
After losing to Minnesota by 20, Michigan reached their worst start in program history. I'm sure because this isn't pro Michigan, a dictator here will move this shit. But I thought we'd discuss. Dantonio had a solid first season, however Beilien is failing to do so. Michigan fans will say the cupboard was bare, but I think they pulled in the last two Mr. B's in the state right? Maybe I'm off on that, don't get that news around here. But, I'm pretty sure I read that.

Best part.

Timone
02-02-2008, 05:07 PM
After losing to Minnesota by 20, Michigan reached their worst start in program history. I'm sure because this isn't pro Michigan, a dictator here will move this shit. But I thought we'd discuss. Dantonio had a solid first season, however Beilien is failing to do so. Michigan fans will say the cupboard was bare, but I think they pulled in the last two Mr. B's in the state right? Maybe I'm off on that, don't get that news around here. But, I'm pretty sure I read that.

Yeah, since you know no Michigan fan here acknowledges the fact Michigan basketball is shit. :rolleyes:

IZZLE

Tahoe
02-02-2008, 06:53 PM
Sparty just won't accept "Yes, our basketball team sucks"

Glenn
02-02-2008, 06:53 PM
It pains them that it doesn't hurt more.

Tahoe
02-02-2008, 06:56 PM
Reminiscent of the Apple St loss.

Jethro34
02-02-2008, 07:40 PM
First of all, you are off on getting the last two Mr. Basketball's.

Second, if you don't get that news around there, shut it.

Third, they were off to the worst start in history several games before the Minnesota loss, so way to stay on top of things. Billy Donovan would like his massage now.

Unlike Sparty's last season - no excuses. They're horrible. Beilein has let 4-5 players go. They can't shoot 40% most nights, and they're soft. Somewhere, I think there is already a thread talking about this. Might want to check it out. Since you've been gone for 6 months until a couple weeks ago, you missed a lot.

Hmmm, a Spartan fan that checks out in June and doesn't come back until basketball season. Could it possibly be true? Nah..

Glenn
02-02-2008, 07:40 PM
UM's basketball program was basically given the death penalty after the Ed Martin scandal, and they still haven't been able to recover.

What's MSU football's excuse?

(Note: I normally wouldn't go there with the MSU thing in a Michigan thread, but he brought the Dantonio comparison to "the discussion".)

Jethro34
02-02-2008, 07:43 PM
Does Bobby Williams count as a death sentence? I remember they got the best football players in the state with Duckett and Rogers. That's like two Mr. Basketball's, right? Something we didn't even have, they actually got. Still had all their scholarships too. Interesting.

Zekyl
02-03-2008, 11:32 AM
Yeah, what ever happened when they got those two? Surely, it lead them to a national title right?

Knockout
02-08-2008, 01:45 AM
The Division I Basketball Programs in Michigan and their last tournament appearance.
Michigan State - 2007 (Top 3 longest streaks in the nation)
Oakland - 2005
Western Michigan - 2004
Central Michigan - 2003
Detroit - 1999
Eastern Michigan - 1998
The Leaders and Best(????) - 1998(and they had to cheat to do it!)


As bad as MSU has been, I don't believe they've ever lost to an ivy league school-Harvard (0 scholarship players) and a MAC school in one season. I also don't believe they've ever been the worst DI program in the state.

Hermy
02-08-2008, 07:45 AM
Cowards won't play GVSU in football.

Timone
02-08-2008, 07:46 AM
LOL @ obsessing over another school.

Hey Knockout, how many other ways can you remind Michigan fans (who already knew the basketball team sucks) that the team is shit? [smilie=beat_deadho:]

Timone
02-08-2008, 07:57 AM
Cowards won't play GVSU in football.

Tag Team Match: GVSU/Michigan vs. Appy State/Michigan State.

INSIDE A FUCKING CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.wrestlingfigurescanada.com/store/prodimages/RealScaleRing-Edition1-SteelCage_small.jpg

MoTown
02-08-2008, 09:19 AM
They're awful! Thanks for coming in and changing my mind about that, Knockout. This whole time I was under the impression that Michigan Basketball was good. Because of your fancy posting, I can now see what Michigan really is: FRAUDS!

Seriously, fuck Michigan.

Glenn
02-08-2008, 09:22 AM
MoTown, would you change your mind if they beat Florida?

Glenn
02-08-2008, 09:23 AM
Wait, do you think that Knockout is just upset because MICHIGAN BEAT FLORIDA ON NEW YEAR'S DAY, 2008?

MoTown
02-08-2008, 09:25 AM
MoTown, would you change your mind if they beat Florida?

I would change my mind if someone laid out an argument that Michigan is better than Florida. I don't go by what I see, I go by what I read.

Timone
02-08-2008, 09:28 AM
Wait, do you think that Knockout is just upset because MICHIGAN BEAT FLORIDA ON NEW YEAR'S DAY, 2008?

I brought this up in this very thread I believe. It's a very good theory.

Knockedup, congrats btw.

Glenn
02-08-2008, 09:29 AM
I brought this up in this very thread I believe.

QOIDH

Timone
02-08-2008, 09:30 AM
Knockedout, I want to give you the opportunity to live up to your name.

I'm challenging you to a fist fight. Any time you want it, buddy.

Timone
02-08-2008, 09:33 AM
QOIDH


Damn, that is harder to decode than a thetwins81 post.

Sorry twins.

Glenn
02-08-2008, 09:36 AM
It's a cousin to POIDH

Tahoe
02-08-2008, 09:37 AM
Question often is did he


At least the words work...I think I'll go back to bed.

Timone
02-08-2008, 09:40 AM
FUCKING CHRIST CAN YOU JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHAT IT IS?!

Tahoe
02-08-2008, 09:42 AM
Yea Glenn. Cut him some slack, the man's been up since 3am.

Timone
02-08-2008, 09:43 AM
lol but yeah

Glenn
02-08-2008, 09:43 AM
Quotes or it didn't happen.

Geez.

Tahoe
02-08-2008, 09:45 AM
Photos....

Timone
02-08-2008, 09:45 AM
Hey, didn't Florida lose to Michigan?

Said it in Knockout's other shitty thread.

But I didn't say it here, so Glenn is a fucking genius. I had NO clue Michigan beat Florida.

Tahoe
02-08-2008, 09:45 AM
Quotes or it didn't happen.

Geez.

Very demanding board this am, huh?

Timone
02-08-2008, 09:46 AM
Sorry Glenn, I'm just under a lot of stress as of late...I've been putting the finishing touches on The Mailman Report.

Glenn
02-08-2008, 09:46 AM
Very demanding board this am, huh?

It's stressful.

Glenn
02-08-2008, 09:48 AM
Can we get back to agreeing with Knockout and trashing the Michigan basketball program now?

MoTown
02-08-2008, 09:48 AM
Okay can we get back on point? Knockout is gonna be pissed if he comes back and sees us not caring about how much Michigan sucks.

MoTown
02-08-2008, 09:48 AM
LOL

Timone
02-08-2008, 09:48 AM
I think I really need to take a break from the board. I just had my first message board outburst in quite a while. My girlfriend had to send me to anger management classes because I kept breaking her nose every time I got mad on a board.

I don't like where this will lead to...

Timone
02-08-2008, 09:50 AM
And Knockout, I agree 100%. Michigan basketball is shit.

Hey guys, remember the Fab Five? Neither do I! LMFAO!!

Glenn
02-08-2008, 09:50 AM
When are we doing the coveted WTFDetroit poster of the year/decade awards?

I've got my ballot already filled out, all except for that ever tough "poster of the decade" category.

Can bukky and Knockout share it?

Tahoe
02-08-2008, 09:51 AM
Answer to 42 and 43 No and No. I think we need to have a group therapy session for the Mailman.

So how did that make you feel when Glenn wouldn't tell you what QOIDH?

MoTown
02-08-2008, 09:51 AM
I'll create the thread in the Stands. It will be good publicity for WTF.

Tahoe
02-08-2008, 09:53 AM
I heard a name last night and immediately thought of Bukdow. Theodore Poindexter. I thought...Smithsonian and Bukdow.

Tahoe
02-08-2008, 09:54 AM
Thanks MoTown, much better idea.

Timone
02-08-2008, 09:54 AM
Theodore Poindexter is actually bukdow's middle name.

His first name is Webster.

Unfortunately though MY last name is probably the snobbiest last name you could ever have, even though I like Southern rock, am pro gay marriage, and all that.

Tahoe
02-08-2008, 09:55 AM
^ Agree, Bukdown has to be one of those 3 name people...or has a letter at the begining.

L. Webster Theodore Poindexter

Timone
02-08-2008, 09:56 AM
His full name is Webster Theodore Poindexter Harper Smith.

Jethro34
02-08-2008, 10:18 AM
Anyone notice that Knockleberry, to my knowledge, has yet to actually answer anyones posts directed at him?

Timone
02-08-2008, 10:19 AM
Michigan haven't lost their next game yet.

Timone
02-08-2008, 10:23 AM
Cockout and Webster, inseparable:

http://www-societies.chu.cam.ac.uk/societies/jcrents/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/nerds.jpg

Jethro34
02-08-2008, 10:25 AM
Pan down....hair pie.

Timone
02-08-2008, 10:27 AM
Here's how Webster and Knockout celebrate a Michigan loss:

http://www.theperfectgift.net.au/www/222/files/trivial20pursiut20genus20v.jpg

Timone
02-08-2008, 10:37 AM
hay Webster?? plz tell me u love me
http://static.flickr.com/70/193177425_cf45bf90d8_m.jpg

WTFchris
02-08-2008, 10:52 AM
I can't believe I read all 6 pages of this. I want those 5 minutes of my life back.

Oh BTW, Michigan Basketball still sucks.

Timone
02-08-2008, 10:57 AM
I want those 20+ years of my life back.

Glenn
02-08-2008, 11:06 AM
http://www.denvergov.org/Portals/522/images/Dumpster_1.jpg

Timone
02-08-2008, 11:16 AM
Mission accomplished.

Knockout, you're on thin ice here.

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