This is too fucking good for the Videos section.

This guy is comic gold.

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I can not believe you just said that.

But that IS fucking hilarious.

Take a shot every time Berman says Jesus.

For chrissakes, after 30 fucking years of broadcasting you'd think he'd be able to rattle off some his sensless bullshit while someone was 'moving'

Fuck you Chris

That's great.

Just goes to show what happens when you treat people like shit.

Props to the ESPN staffer that leaked that clip, must have felt great.

It would have been better if he reached for a beer instead of a diet coke.

I saw that yesterday. Unbelievable. Too funny.

It would have been better if he reached for a beer instead of a diet coke.

Or a gun, so he'd kill himself.

Jesus...These guys/gals get on TV for a few years and they think they are royalty. Jesus, what an elitist prick. Jesus, I can't believe what I just heard.

I dont care, thats some good real shit, and the guy who put that out there must have been fired already. Good one Boomer.

Berman's act is old and annoying. I fucking hate him, but at least he isn't Sean Salisbury (who just LOOKS like a prick).

Berman's act is old and annoying. I fucking hate him, but at least he isn't Sean Salisbury (who just LOOKS like a prick).
Is Sean the one that showed the picture of his prick?

...I don't know, is he?

according to Deadspin, yes.

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/salisbury1101.jpg

Is Sean the one that showed the picture of his prick?

Thats him. He went up to the lady and said, what do you think of this Salsbury steak?

^ He did, but it wasn't as smooth as Tirico telling a woman he wanted to fuck her brains out 15 years ago.

not to be elitist and group myself w/ berman, but i think most people are rude, inconsiderate, and kind of stupid about manners.

who knows. all we see is one side of the story, and its berman looking like an ass.

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I always thought Trebek was cool.

In Berman's defense, I used to do the campus news at UT and it was annoying as hell when someone would try to duck underneath the prompter you were reading from. They couldn't wait 1 minute for you to switch to a different prompter? Now, its not as bad as he made it seem, and he's a professional so he should be able to deal with it, but its still annoying.

Chris Berman was cool as a kid, but not so much when you're an adult.

I really don't watch ESPN that much anymore(for highlights). I just stick with ESPNEWS. No goofy characters, no filler. Just news(and good interviews).

Being "professional" in this case means focusing on the camera and reading your script, and ignoring whatever else may be happening around you, Admiral A.D.D.

Someone's releasing all kinds of this shit. This one's great:

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Thats some pretty dumb shit to say anywhere near cameras.

He obviously hates his career. Why not put Chris Berman out to pasture?

He's fucking talking about Canadians. Who the fuck is going to notice, let alone give a shit?

I wonder who wrote the script for these things. I think it's genius.

Berman is a pussy. Here are some out takes from one of my recent posting sessions:

WHAT? Woman! Can't you see I'm busy? I'll fuckin KILL that dog before I ever walk it again!

Ooh yeah, good one! I'll just tell Moodini to fuck hims--GODDAMMIT! Who left the vaseline by the fucking computer again? Geezus christ WHO'S THE FUCKING...nevermind.

Who the fuck are you? The Pastor's wife? No, I don't go to church. At least, not before now. Do all the women there have big tits like yours? Can you show me your nipples? Hey, HEY! Where you going?

Fucking Justin Timberlake. I swear to god if I ever see his ass I'll kill him. Stole my bitch!

I'm not so sure the Polacks weren't responsible for blowing up the Twin Towers. I've never trusted polacks.

How many times do I have to change my underwear? Are you my mother? NO you are my wife. I'll change my underwear before your friend Janie gets here. She likes to lick my balls when you're not looking.

Who the fuck are you? WHO'S daughter? How come you're never home? Oh yeah, like I'M NEVER HOME. Ohhhh yeah. DAD'S fault. You people blame me for everything. I'll be at the bar...

That's not your bra and panties? It should be, if you found it under my car seat. Who's WOULD they be? Sheesh

It's the Sparties. They're worthless. The MSU people always yap about how good looking Sparty co eds are, but there isn't a Sparty in the world who's not married to a woman that resembles John Goodman.

Son of a bitch! I thought I had one more fart in there. Oh god, why do I always shit myself while I'm jerking off?

Is there any fucking reason why you people have to bother me in the middle of the fucking day? It's SUNDAY, assholes! Don't I get a day off? What? It's Thursday? February WHAT?

NO! I didn't get paid today. The boss said he can't, uh, pay anybody anymore, but that uh, we still have to work there...... Which whore are you referring to? And what do you mean "again"? I only saw her once last week.

Just smear a little peanut butter on your balls and have her lick it off.

Well, if you want to pull me away from the computer, when might you be willing to take it up the ass?

Look, all those fucking Canadians have overbites. And they're too pasty. They just give me the creeps.

Fin

A look into the mind of genious.

These are the best. Whoever is doing this deserves and award.

Someone at ESPN must really hate Berman.

What ISN'T there to hate?

He appears like a huge jagoff in all of these. My favorite is his borderline sexual harassment one.

He's always come across to me like he's a total prick.

"You're with me, leather!"

Which one was borderline sexual harrassment?

Which one was borderline sexual harrassment?

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LOFL

Now I think I just feel sorry for him.

Apparently its clean. Did you guys catch that? Its clean. Just so you know, its clean. Oh, and in case you didn't hear him say it the first 50 times, its clean.

Here's the guy who supposedly posts them:
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=2341



The past 2 weeks have brought us several Chris Berman videos that have set the blogosphere on fire. By now you know the videos. Berman goes crazy. Berman talks wine. Berman yells at staff. In all, there are 5 videos from the set of Monday Night Football in 2000.Our curiosity with the videos led to an Internet conversation with Ampex2000, a YouTube poster who has uploaded 4 of the 5 Berman videos.

1. Can we expect more Berman-related videos?
I think I have maybe 2 more

2. Has ESPN threatened you for posting the videos?
No

3. Have you been holding the Berman vids since 2000? If so, why?


I saw the one that someone released that was a huge hit. I thought I was given the only copy years ago. At that point I said what the heck let’s see how many hits can we get with the other ones. After all few see what some of these announcers are like and this is a perfect representation of what Chris is really like!

4. Any other ESPN on-air talent that we should be aware of acting like this on the set?
None that I know of. He really is the worse.

5. The vids were dropped right before the Super Bowl. Coincidence?
I think the first release probably was from someone going through old tapes and realized they had a GEM. I just think it was either accidental timming (sic) or Chris pissed someone off.

6. What is your opinion of Berman?
I use to be in broadcasting and in all my years there have been a few who were similar. However, I think Chris is probably in the top 3 as being the biggest pain to work with.






1.You say Chris is in the Top 3 biggest pains to work with in the industry. Who are the other two on that list?
I’d rather not say as that would narrow it down to who I might be. Sorry.

2.Do you still have a working relationship with the broadcasting industry?
Yes I do, However I’m not involved as much now with field remotes as I once was as I have a different job position now.

3.Berman is famous for being a ladies man. Any stories we should be aware of that would give us more understanding of Berman’s prowess?
No, sorry on that also. I did observe on a few occasions that he would try to make a subtle passes at women, like the one posted about how the “WINE maven makes a pass.” But I know if he did not have his high profile job he would have NO shot at all at any women. He doesn’t show up early or on time for rehearsals and gets very testy. It really make you sick to watch him at work as some announcers or very promt (sic) and very polite. He actually spends more time trying to hit on women then he spends rehearsing for air.

*Update #2*


1. You say you’re involved with the broadcasting industry? Sports?
Rather not say.

2. We’ve heard what you thought of working with Berman. Did your coworkers feel the same way about him?
Yes they did. Everyone kind of goes with it. But we all know who the real pricks are. Those who are nice everybody goes out of their way for.

3. From the videos we see a single night of Berman. Are we to believe this was a common theme with Berman while you were around the situation.
There were 2 nights I believe. Maybe on the video you watched it was just one night. I never noticed much of a difference at other times. I was given this tape as I was not there for those broadcasts. However he usually was sarcastic and not someone you preferred to work with as there are so many really nice announcers out there.

Apparently its clean. Did you guys catch that? Its clean. Just so you know, its clean. Oh, and in case you didn't hear him say it the first 50 times, its clean.

Jesus Christ! (x50)

When you posted that, did you think of Chris.....and squirm a little? Or were you in a Japanese restaurant?

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Berman hates Al Michaels.

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"Do you believe in miracles? Yes!" vs. "My Bironas".

No contest. Al > Chris.

Boomer is a bitter, bitter man.

Apparently the worldwide leader has asked youtube to take them down. But they live on.

If anyone is still looking for the videos go to:

www.deadspin.com

http://m.deadspin.com/5982939/chris-berman-cant-get-all-the-way-out-of-this-sand-trap

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Berman is sooooo bad.

Sad thing is I used to think Berman was funny in the 90's but then I was just a kid so I have that excuse.

Berman is still funny, bro. His style is just too deep for most.

http://deadspin.com/report-espn-settled-sexual-harassment-claim-against-ch-1741830803

RETIRING!!!

GLORY BE TO GAWD

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Can't unsee

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Kathy Berman, Wife Of Chris Berman, Dies In Car Crash
http://deadspin.com/kathy-berman-wife-of-chris-berman-dies-in-car-crash-1795084551

He’s coming back.

Click.

Lame.