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MoTown
01-29-2008, 03:26 PM
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MoTown
01-29-2008, 03:26 PM
Has MoTown created the most popular thread in WTF history?

Stay tuned to find out.......

Timone
01-29-2008, 03:29 PM
FUCK YEAH!!

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MoTown
01-29-2008, 03:45 PM
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MoTown
01-29-2008, 03:46 PM
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MoTown
01-29-2008, 03:47 PM
It sucks that my boy band never made it big. It was so promising from the beginning.

Then the drugs and hookers were introduced... I call those the dark times.

Glenn
01-29-2008, 03:48 PM
I read yesterday that NKOTB is reuniting.

Timone
01-29-2008, 03:54 PM
It sucks that my boy band never made it big. It was so promising from the beginning.

Then the drugs and hookers were introduced... I call those the dark times.

*Sigh* I too know what that feeling's like.

We had to disband after I got locked up. The shaved head and tattoos don't work well in boy bands, for some reason. :(

MoTown
01-29-2008, 03:55 PM
This calls for a celebration!

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Timone
01-29-2008, 03:59 PM
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Timone
03-19-2008, 03:09 PM
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Big Swami
03-20-2008, 01:23 PM
What a bunch of pretenders.
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Timone
03-20-2008, 01:25 PM
Those guys are FAGS.

MoTown
03-20-2008, 01:27 PM
Not surprising that I've never heard of them or any song they've ever made.

Timone
03-20-2008, 01:31 PM
We need to get the GAY out of this thread.

Timone
03-20-2008, 01:34 PM
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Timone
02-09-2009, 06:34 PM
Probably my favorite song from any boy band:

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MoTown
02-09-2009, 08:47 PM
This thread didn't get the credit it deserves. Props to LDB for bringing it back:
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Timone
02-09-2009, 08:49 PM
Great band.

Timone
02-10-2009, 09:16 AM
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Fool
02-10-2009, 09:18 AM
Can we make requests?

Can I get "This I Promise You" by N'Sync?

Timone
02-10-2009, 09:19 AM
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Fool
02-10-2009, 09:46 AM
I've loved you forever and lifetimes before
I promise you never, will you hurt anymore
I give you my word. I give you my heart.
This is a battle we've won.

Deny that Motwon

Glenn
02-10-2009, 09:50 AM
I have heard of a total of 0 of these songs.

MoTown
02-10-2009, 10:27 AM
I've loved you forever and lifetimes before
I promise you never, will you hurt anymore
I give you my word. I give you my heart.
This is a battle we've won.

Deny that Motwon
You have defeated MoTwon.

MoTown
02-10-2009, 10:29 AM
This one's for Glenn
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Glenn
02-10-2009, 10:35 AM
Hey, I'm "Dad Type", what can I say?

Also, embed diabled on #26

MoTown
02-10-2009, 10:38 AM
Damn. This one's also for Glenn
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Timone
02-10-2009, 10:46 AM
Who can forget these guys? The epitome of boy band music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGtrp7yvzjo

Timone
02-10-2009, 11:14 AM
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Timone
02-25-2009, 07:32 AM
This must be what Heaven sounds like!
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MoTown
02-25-2009, 07:51 AM
I've never heard anything more beautiful. Words cannot describe the euphoria I'm feeling.

Timone
02-25-2009, 07:54 AM
yeah, I couldn't embed the actual music video to the song, but I knew that would suffice.

Timone
03-17-2009, 08:57 PM
PURE rock and roll music!

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The kids are into it, and it's something I can dance to. I approve.

MoTown
03-17-2009, 09:04 PM
The pink teleprompter fits perfectly.

Timone
03-17-2009, 09:05 PM
I find it funny that they claim to be so pure, with lyrics like these:


I'm hot, you're cold
You go around like you know
Who I am, but you don't
You got me on my toes

I'm slipping into the lava
And I'm trying to keep from going under
Baby who turn the temperature hotter
Cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up
For you baby

Come on girl

I fell (I fell) so fast (so fast)
Can't hold myself back
High heels (high heels) red dress (red dress)
all by yourself
Gotta catch my breath

I'm slipping into the lava
And I'm trying to keep from going under
Baby who turn the temperature hotter
Cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up
For you baby

Walk in the room
All I can see is you
Staring me down
I know you feel it too

I'm slipping into the lava
And I'm trying to keep from going under
Baby who turn the temperature hotter
Cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up
For you baby

Slipping into the lava
And I'm trying to keep from going under
Baby who turn the temperature hotter
Cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up
For you baby

Burnin' up in this place tonight
Brother sing it loud (and we're feeling it right)
Get up and dance, don't try and fight it
Big rob is for real (and that's no lie)
Stop drop and roll (and touch the floor)
To keep from burning up (more and more)
Got J.B. with me, playing it down
Come on boys, let's bring the chorus around

I'm slipping into the lava
And I'm trying to keep from going under
Baby who turn the temperature hotter
Cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up
For you baby

Burnin' up, burnin' up, for you baby

MoTown
03-17-2009, 09:08 PM
Is "lava" a metaphor for vaginal juices?

Timone
03-17-2009, 09:09 PM
That's how I interpret it.

Fucking liars!!!!

MoTown
03-17-2009, 09:12 PM
They don't belong in this thread. This thread is for unending love. Not for euphemisms about little boys getting their rocks off.

Fuck those guys.

Timone
03-17-2009, 09:18 PM
Fuckheads.

DennyMcLain
03-20-2009, 03:15 AM
MoTown owns.

DennyMcLain
03-20-2009, 03:23 AM
MoTown needs a hot 'do.

http://amyking.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/hair-do.jpg

MoTown
03-20-2009, 01:45 PM
Nah. I have about 70 different toupées that I alternate every day. It keeps people off balance.

DennyMcLain
03-21-2009, 08:16 PM
Best ever!!!!

MoTown. You're FAN TASTIC.

http://www.guba.com/watch/3000085855?duration_step=0&fields=8&filter_tiny=0&pp=5&query=551442&sb=7&set=5&sf=0&size_step=0&o=4&sample=1237680748:d678a50b8407a9fb13d275da0f66aa4d 2079c3fc

Fool
03-21-2009, 09:22 PM
I never imagined there was a Korean Billy Krystal.

Glenn
09-07-2011, 11:55 AM
RIP MoTown