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Timone
01-29-2008, 11:24 AM
It's been three weeks. This shit isn't funny anymore...I'm worried.

Glenn
01-29-2008, 12:28 PM
Romo's worried too.

Timone
01-29-2008, 12:42 PM
Maybe they left him in Mexico by accident.

MoTown
01-29-2008, 01:43 PM
Notable deaths thread?

Timone
01-29-2008, 01:58 PM
Nah, he wasn't important. Fuck him.
jk, we love and miss you UxKa

Zip Goshboots
01-29-2008, 10:30 PM
His lovely pet Pit Bull ate him.

Timone
01-29-2008, 10:51 PM
Seeing as how he was a Wisconsin fan, Barwis must've gotten to him.

Timone
01-31-2008, 06:32 PM
RIP
:emo kid:

*cue the "Arms of the Angels" song by Sarah McLaghlan (sp?) that I'm sick and fucking tired of hearing when I go to every family member's funeral*

Timone
01-31-2008, 06:35 PM
nSz16ngdsG0

I kinda like her...she has a female Eddie Vedder thing going on.

Tahoe
01-31-2008, 06:51 PM
OT...I've never banged a chick in combat boots.

Timone
01-31-2008, 06:51 PM
I don't think any straight chick wears combat boots.

Timone
01-31-2008, 06:53 PM
Everyone here needs to pay their respects to uxKa, whose life was taken away from him at only 27 years of age.

Here was his last post:



The wearing of a t-shirt does not imply the lack of any other items of clothing.

Timone
01-31-2008, 06:56 PM
Glenn would like to say something about our fallen brother.


what if he really did die?

Timone
02-03-2008, 05:30 PM
My theory: he's left us to buy his own island with Raul, the love of his life.

http://static.flickr.com/70/193177425_cf45bf90d8_m.jpg

Timone
02-03-2008, 05:36 PM
Danzig, please change the name of this thread to UxKa updates (STILL DEAD).

Zekyl
02-03-2008, 06:28 PM
How about: UxKa Update (STILL DEAD?)

since we don't technically know.

Timone
02-03-2008, 06:30 PM
:cogent:

Tahoe
02-06-2008, 07:42 PM
WTF Ux?

Timone
02-06-2008, 07:46 PM
^ I just had to pick myself up off the floor, because I just lol'ed all over it.

Tahoe
02-06-2008, 07:48 PM
We're crossing over into the - this is pissin me off department.

Tahoe
02-06-2008, 07:49 PM
Maybe it was the 'he didn't get what he wanted for Christmas thread??? remember that?

Timone
02-06-2008, 07:51 PM
Yeah, but who'd want a Romo jersey after the playoffs?

Timone
02-14-2008, 09:53 AM
Figured out what happened to him.

He's recovering.

w02FEElYWDI

Glenn
02-15-2008, 04:31 PM
http://www.uxka.blogspot.com/

not him

Also, I'm not so sure that he is dead.

His last post was on 1/8/08, but he logged in on 1/28/08.

Suspicious.

Aliens?

Golden Eagles holding him captive?

Romosexuals?

Timone
02-15-2008, 04:37 PM
See post 23.

Glenn
03-11-2008, 12:47 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/uxka.jpg

Zekyl
03-11-2008, 12:57 PM
So you're saying UxKa had a sex change operation? Maybe he wants to be a 'Boys cheerleader.

Glenn
03-12-2008, 10:29 AM
I can confirm that he is not dead.

Thanksbye

Zekyl
03-12-2008, 01:20 PM
What did he do, PM you and ignore the rest of us? WHERE'S THE LOVE UXKA?!?!

DrRay11
03-12-2008, 01:39 PM
That is good to know.

Glenn
03-12-2008, 01:43 PM
What did he do, PM you and ignore the rest of us? WHERE'S THE LOVE UXKA?!?!

No, I just sent him an email.

Zekyl
03-12-2008, 01:47 PM
Is he coming back?

Glenn
03-12-2008, 01:48 PM
I'm not sure, to be honest.

Maybe you should send him one too?

Zekyl
03-12-2008, 02:05 PM
I don't know his e-mail address.

Glenn
03-12-2008, 02:09 PM
I'm pretty sure that you can email him from his profile, if he has it set to "public".

Glenn
03-12-2008, 04:11 PM
I suppose this would have also confirmed that he is not dead:


Total members that have visited the forum today: 36
Atticus771, b-diddy, Big Swami, BubblesTheLion, CindyKate, Cross, darkobetterthanmelo, defrocked, DennyMcLain, e-ray, FillyCheezeSteak, geerussell, Hermy, Higherwarrior, Itasca, JackTalkThai, Jethro34, JickBoy34, Joe Asberry, jturbo, Kstat, Laxation, MoTown, Mr. Oobir, RegicideGreg, umichjenks, UxKa, Vinny, WTFchris, Zekyl, Zip Goshboots

Vinny
03-12-2008, 04:39 PM
UxKa COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Dynamite
03-12-2008, 05:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/uxka.jpg
Actually he has every right to not show up here if this is whats calling him away.

Zip Goshboots
03-12-2008, 07:50 PM
Unless those are backed up by another 300 lbs.

Timone
03-12-2008, 07:53 PM
Any time you get just a boob shot, you know it's a fatty.

Glenn
03-12-2008, 07:59 PM
The intention of the pic was to show off the new tats, if memory serves.

Tats.

Anyways, I think UxKa goes about 120 lbs soaking wet, so I'd guess she isn't a big girl at all. But who knows?

DennyMcLain
03-12-2008, 09:24 PM
Who gives a fUcKa about UxKa!!!

Zekyl
03-13-2008, 09:04 AM
We all should. The more posters, the more opinions floating around, which leads to more conversation, which leads to a better WTFXperience.

Yes, I'm a douche, I'm ok with that.

UxKa come back.

MoTown
03-13-2008, 09:24 AM
I like Uxka. Fuck a Denny.

Glenn
03-13-2008, 09:28 AM
I like Uxka. Fuck a Denny.

:cogent:

DrRay11
03-13-2008, 09:55 AM
:cogent:

:cogent: :cogent: call

Glenn
03-13-2008, 11:29 AM
So when do we start the thread for Fool?

Timone
03-23-2008, 03:18 AM
Well, UxKa is back and has finally posted!

Now, tell us....WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

UxKa
03-23-2008, 03:42 AM
OMG funniest thread ever.

I should point out that the boob is of a skinny chick. Hell even after popping out a lil one she was tiny the whole time and is already skinny again. So no, I'm not bangin a fatty behind that boob. What makes me laugh is that Glenn saved that to his Photobucket. Also I'm no 120lb, I'm a lean 160.

Forgot to mention that blog link posted in this thread, is not me. I'm not ghey like that.

Timone
03-23-2008, 03:43 AM
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

UxKa
03-23-2008, 03:54 AM
Away, I'll leave it at that.

Fool
03-23-2008, 07:24 AM
Next time make sure you post in the "over and out" thread before you go.

Black Dynamite
03-23-2008, 09:30 AM
Sounds like his girlfriend had a baby and he was too busy for this petty place.

Zekyl
03-23-2008, 12:52 PM
Understandable. Just glad to have you back.

Glenn
03-24-2008, 08:44 AM
OMG funniest thread ever.

I should point out that the boob is of a skinny chick. Hell even after popping out a lil one she was tiny the whole time and is already skinny again. So no, I'm not bangin a fatty behind that boob. What makes me laugh is that Glenn saved that to his Photobucket. Also I'm no 120lb, I'm a lean 160.


I've sort of carved a niche for myself in the "girlfriend/ex-girlfriend pics that were posted willingly" arena.

Fool
03-24-2008, 09:05 AM
Glenn likes to spank it while "babysitting".

Glenn
03-24-2008, 09:06 AM
^That was a cheap shot.

Glenn
03-24-2008, 09:13 AM
:srt4b: