http://www.ricflair.com/images/opening.gif

http://www.clubwwi.com/images/1ted.gif

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b129/ryanonrasslin/virgil.jpg

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/06/04/slick.jpg

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesJ/jyd.jpg

http://25.img.v4.skyrock.com/25c/hulkstillrule/pics/670877049_small.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b129/ryanonrasslin/virgil.jpg

[smilie=totlach.gif]

Akeem The African Dream:

http://hometown.aol.com/unclephizzill/myhomepage/akeem.bmp

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAHF156_8x10-No352~Jake-The-Snake-Roberts-Posters.jpg

http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/ult_war.jpg

http://www.slam.ca/WrestlingImagesK/kamala_kimchee.jpg

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/37/200px-Doink_the_clown.jpg


You know, Hulk Hogan is a lot like Metallica. You used to like him when you were younger, but now that you're older you find yourself asking why.

The Eighth Wonder of the World
Pampero Firpo


http://homepage.mac.com/viktor2/btw/The-Great-Pampero.jpg

Dick The Bruiser

http://www.geocities.com/crusherbolo2001/CrusherLisowskiColorizedEqual.jpg

Giant Gonzales

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/8e/200px-Giant_Gonzalez.jpg

http://www.bodyslamming.com/other/pics/giantgonzales.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/7411/sig_honky.jpg



What I'd like to do to bukdow:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/81/200px-WMIIIsteamboat.jpg

Look at me in this pic...damn, I'm cool
http://www.opengroup.com/sports/images/(SC)The_Rock_Photo.jpg


Yo! Chico!
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/19/180px-Razor_Ramon.jpg

http://www.fortunecity.com/olympia/mcmahon/48/multimedia/demo1.jpg

http://www.secondaryenglish.com/Image4.gif

More like Andre the Giant Pimp.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5864/06fh4.jpg

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h301/se-r_power/061224buttsecks.gif

http://img.youtube.com/vi/tbyEllkGeMc/2.jpg

http://www.buttonhole.com.au/images/Dusty-Rhodes-DVD-screen1.jpg

http://www.floydscabana.com/images/pwt100_2/73_rude.jpg

http://www.floydscabana.com/images/pwt100_2/49_anderson.jpg

http://www.floydscabana.com/images/pwt100_2/46_jakeroberts.jpg

http://www.floydscabana.com/images/pwt100_2/39_ted.jpg

http://www.floydscabana.com/images/pwt100_2/32_stan.jpg

http://www.floydscabana.com/images/pwt100_2/29_hulk.jpg

http://www.floydscabana.com/images/pwt100_2/20_perfect.jpg

http://www.floydscabana.com/images/pwt100_2/17_savage.jpg

I just learned that "Golddust" was Dusty Rhodes'* son.


*The American Dream

http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Historical/Biografie/kokobware/15koko.jpg

Koko!

Nice!

http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/396/543/41/378c_1.JPG

Guess who?

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1842/wrasslinff8.jpg

Guess who?

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1842/wrasslinff8.jpg

"Stunning" Steve Austin!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fa/Slick.jpg/200px-Slick.jpg

IT'S TIME

IT'S TIME

IT'S VADER TIME!!!

http://www.gerweck.net/leonwhite.jpg

http://vadermastodon.ytmnd.com/

http://www.ugo.com/games/legends-of-wrestlemania/images/steamboat-ricky.jpg

Fact: Ricky Steamboat's real name is Richard Blood. That's fucking sweet.

Dick Blood is never sweet, FACT.

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2004/03/02/santana3.jpg

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dinobravo/01.jpg

http://percypringle.com/Photos/KerryVonErich.jpg
Man, that whole family is fucked

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w216/yumidi/7-2.jpg

m4O-wDli0S4

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1997/nov/11-21-97/photos/fileartssteiner.gif

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1997/nov/11-21-97/photos/fileartssteiner.gif

That's the hardest that I have laughed in days.

Thanks!

http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Historical/Biografie/ChrisCandido/02bodydonnas.jpg

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/isaac-yankem.jpg

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/k/kane/30.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/crap/images/goon0.jpg

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/images/motw/dustyrhodes/01.jpg

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/isaac-yankem.jpg

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/k/kane/30.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/crap/images/goon0.jpg

And today you know this guy as Kane. This was Vince McMahon's first attempt with him. The Fake Diesel was the second. Kane was the third.

And for the record Kane was meant to be a short-term storyline for the Undertaker. Congrats to Glenn Jacobs for making it last this long.

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1997/nov/11-21-97/photos/fileartssteiner.gif

Find a current pick of Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner and compare the 2.

The guy "standing" is Big Poppa Pump for those that didn't know.

'Roids? What roids?

BTW, most of the guys in this thread are still alive

Imagine that!

I should go read this thread before I post, but I'm not gonna.

I used to watch Bo Bo Brazil and the Sheik and others. The sleeper hold was killer back in the day.

H51Y75rVHTg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CGdbWRAh_KI/SSdGIj1OWFI/AAAAAAAAA5g/F07ooN5_OBg/s400/IRS.jpg

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/b/brutusbeefcake/07.jpg

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/AMales.jpg

s3CL28vgE4U

LMAO - Shockmaster STILL is hilarious

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/08/13/slick_greatest_wwf_manager_ever.png

http://www.wrestlemania-fans.com/wrestlemaniaII/images/hercules_hernandez.jpg

http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/wrestlemania57/slaughter7.png

X6gPfis0tcY

lg8jl0oNzUg

This infuriated Pharaoh:
1QTzQVs_7x8

Love the Slickster.

To rassle good, you gotsta feeeeeel good, and to feeeeeel good, you gotsta looooook gooood, and to looook good, you need the guiiiiiiiding hand of the Slickster over your career.

c6XNOCYHdDE

See TBeau, your day is looking up already.

Who here remembers the movie "Body Slam" with Roddy Piper and Captain Lou in it?



http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/268048/papashango005.jpg

Don't get me started on Mr. Courtney Cox being Champ.

Yes, it's fake.
Yes, the belt is just a prop.

But no fucking way do you hand your most important title belt on a celeb or a writer (Russo and Vince McMahon both won the World Title during the boom period)

To say it de-values the belt is an understatment of EPIC proportions

BTW, does anyone actually watch all these youtube clips posted on here?

Who here remembers the movie "Body Slam" with Roddy Piper and Captain Lou in it?



http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/268048/papashango005.jpg

Rock n' Wraslin'? Want to borrow the dvd?

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1997/nov/11-21-97/photos/fileartssteiner.gif

bump for Glan

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/meanstreet.jpg

gotta love those V necks

LMAO - The Mean Street Posse.

Do they look mean? No

Do they look like they're from the street? No

Do they look like a Posse? No

And only 1 was actually a trained wrestler. The other 2 are legit Shane McMahon friends (the storyline was that these guys were his friends - reality + wrestling = gold? ummm no)

http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/shock5.jpg

Ff72Frk0YLs

x4h3DxbU-Ms

http://www.dailymotion.com/thumbnail/320x240/video/x2qmwn

http://www.areavoices.com/wrestling/images/thumbnail/zeus.jpg

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/arquette.jpg

I love me some Macho Man.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywQ2EnGWvAs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlBcsC1v8wA&feature=related

YOU HAD A HANDFUL OF TRUNKS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs-m6lq1iYw

LOL @ this shit. So blatant.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbkth_InQ_o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCPBsR6ZilM&feature=related

HAHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm9AbH7CnBc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmUTxAOGOng

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2MYAzUHwWg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0et4dsH5ruU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erfB64QXF_U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_kNeKF9G84

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/4o34

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLhytQ67fs&feature=player_embedded#at=133

Piper's commentary is priceless:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHfP_hnCZU&feature=related

DAMMIT VIRGIL! WAKE UP!

IT AIN'T FOR ME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UORwGlGvqXk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI8SrilBbGI

Matching yellow tights.

THAT'S how you turn.

Just listened to that through the car stereo.

And smiled.

...as you cruised down the road and answered your phone when you needed to.

Fitting:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDAIZVmP01U

Fitting:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDAIZVmP01U
If he's not in the HOF, there's something seriously wrong with this picture. I still remember when he first fought Hogan. Nobody really gave him a chance. Nobody thought he'd even last 5 minutes. But you know the one person who didn't think that? Well, my friends, that was Earthquake himself. A true legend of the sport. I still miss him every day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKFyI7pqqLg

EPIC

omfg

Now there's a man that knows fashion and style.

My name should've been on this thread by now.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FZxAeigcvg

"Was that a complete stop there, Steener?"

LMAO

"They've gone too far this time"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwO-FgdiPes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEZE1SKoPI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlHO3OUnz2A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsZoR5t5d64&feature=feedlik

GET AN AMBULANCE, NOW

you idiots! get 'em!

not old time, still epic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMnKsP6f7Uw



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsGU71cJ4no&feature=related

lol'd hard. holy shit. still lol'ing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwtxnqIhMxY&feature=related

Best. angle. ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyJ3T5dwOOo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yDiYttgobQ

AT THE GROOMER'S? RAY , HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY HAIR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlp0cjsYWNY

"we'll get him in the balls, we'll get him in the balls"

"we'll meet you in the balls"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VaU8O8tWok&feature=related

One of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hml0Nu3X0s

Here's another 'fore I hit da road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr0ATO4aFR4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBQWitPVM9I&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxOsIMNj3wc&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh5CJIG_6eQ

that too cold one wsa fantastic.

lol'ing at Hunter Hearst Helmsley

At least you're watching. Freakin' Glan and his vagays.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6xmvt4S8MQ

MY MOM'S HERE

That's why they call me Sammy, baby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXcfQzOSh1M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99fitG5XM4o

96+98=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H51Y75rVHTg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mBjbI6CARo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8wZUgGm79o

looooool

sig'd that shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc8PvBXxcbY

I'm going to try to fuck off from this thread for a few days. Easier said than done.

Oh man, I HAD to post this before I fucked off. I still can't believe they did this shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBOB_xGW5I

"Speaking of...stiff...."

Oh my god, I can't stop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOSUiUwKMRs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCxWUKMJfEI

Alright, I'll watch that one, but that's probably it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbsByHVAMpM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inrl4MPddFk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od5iG1q9g1M

"I've wrestled a lot of countries"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZxqhCumGJs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QidZ_nR60nQ

You love it when you get to post JR getting set on fire.

Such a classic moment, you guys!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCljiGVZ5fE

"Jannetty tried to dive through the window to escape. What an act of cowardice!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSn2dn30SVk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSvh4irwP2s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6_KCuwQrsmw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9OaJd_67zg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sc_UyCdsNg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BKiigBsa8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtNVQtrNthc

So awesome.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HburE7g_tMg

See, that's the good stuff right there.

The whole Mr America thing was just stupid.

It was stupid when Dusty Rhodes did it as The Midnight Rider in the NWA, it was stupid when Brian Pillman did it as The Yellow Dog in WCW!

Lame ass shit!

Why even bother having a "Loser Leaves the Company" or "Lose and your Fired" match if you're not going to follow through with it?

IF you want to sell some masks and/or use this crap as a way to pass the time here's a better way:

Simply have the dude (in this case Hogan) start attacking people as "Mr. America".... then when Hogan is questioned on it have him deny it. You can do that for weeks, maybe even 2 months...

which gives you enough time to hire some idiot who could come "close" to looking like Hogan physically.

Then you have some heel call out "Mr America"... and out comes the masked idiot you hired! The heel would talk some shit about Hogan... only for Hogan to show up to confront the heel!

Hogan and the heel have a little brawl and during the brawl "Mr America" somehow gets in the way and cops a huge chair shot to the head/back/whatever and is "knocked out"

Hogan and the heel get seperated by security when suddenly the heel breaks free and BOOM! another chair shot to the masked idiot you hired for one night only...

This kills the masked wrestler angle and puts you straight into Hogan v Heel... with Hogan fighting the good fight for the "forced to retire due to head injuries" Mr America!

It works with any wrestler you wish... and is so simple I thought of it on the fly as usual

Why the fuck am I not making 6 figures writing this shit for a job?

Had a few Newcastles. Might watch #141 again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lodEzAzdx8

Man, The Rock controls the crowd like I control this board.

Can't believe I hadn't posted this yet (or maybe I did):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_LJax3R8k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--6He2klV_k

can't stop laughing

lol @ the chick saying "LEAVE HIM ALONE!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=QJWVQJcajmE

laughed so hard. This is bukdow-style cheap heat.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS6QeYC13eg

YOU ALL VOLUNTEERED FOR THIS, IDIOTS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxTBJjj1IZI

Here you go, Glan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljdP9RHuK84

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnqFOcafDik

Here you go, Glan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

Yes!

Also, I found i interesting that Sgt. Slaughter inducted The Iron Sheik into the WWE Hall of Fame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvTtTUv2Yw

EPIC.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfzRx_1Zej4&feature=related

Didn't even watch the Boy Tony video and I'm laughing.

"Tony Falk died one night at a rock concert in St. Petersburg Florida, and Boy Tony was born!"

Wait, is Peter Falk dead? Last year or something?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HESwCwUhO1E

I remember seeing that shit live all those years ago. lolz

Yeah, I don't even think I remember them explaining who helped him get away. lolz

Super Old Time:


Note: You will probably discover the meaning of life before you ever get a definitive NWA/WCW World Title lineage, but here goes nothing. To the best of my knowledge, this is the most complete NWA/WCW title lineage available. The NWA, and its predecessors have had disputes over their champion ever since pro wrestling started. The main reason for this is because back in the days of territories, different promoters would sometimes acknowledge different wrestlers as champions due to varying circumstances. The history of professional wrestling in North America is very interesting, and very confusing. It's kind of like a story told over many generations, it changes as time goes on. Although the National Wrestling Alliance was officially formed in 1948, it's lineage can be traced back all the way to the late 19th Century and such immortal wrestling iron men as William Muldoon, George Hackenschmidt and Frank Gotch among countless others. Some have speculated that it can be traced back even farther to American President, Abraham Lincoln, who in late 1831, beat the Louisiana State Champion in New Salem, Louisiana!


and he might have also invented the Chokeslam. So awesome.

Abe was a babyface.

I quite enjoyed Booth's shoot promo on Abe. A feud would have been money.

I shall battle thee. Any time. Any place. Anywhere.

Abraham Lincoln moved to New Salem, Illinois, in 1831. The Clary's Grove boys lived in a settlement near New Salem. They were a loud, reckless, frontier crowd who enjoyed fighting and drinking. They boasted they could wrestle better and hit harder than any other group throughout Illinois. At times they could also be generous and good-natured. Their leader was a man named Jack Armstrong. (The picture of Jack Armstrong is from the Lloyd Ostendorf collection.)
Denton Offutt, in whose store Lincoln was a clerk, bragged that his employee was mentally and physically superior to any of the Clary's Grove boys. He openly said Lincoln could whip any man in the community. Hearing of Offutt's boasting, Jack Armstrong challenged Lincoln to a wrestling match. Lincoln accepted.

The entire town turned out for the fight. Offutt bet $10 Lincoln would win. Other residents wagered money, drinks, even trinkets and knives. Lincoln was 6' 4" and weighed 185 pounds, but Jack Armstrong was an experienced, formidable opponent. Although he was smaller than Lincoln, he was as strong as an ox. The stage was set.

For a time, the two scufflers circled each other warily. They did some grappling and twisting, but neither man could throw the other to the ground. Slowly, Armstrong began to get the worst of it. Finally, Lincoln grabbed the bully by the neck, held him at arm's length, and shook him like a little boy. This aroused the Clary's Grove boys, and it suddenly appeared Lincoln might be attacked by an entire crowd of people. He backed up against the wall of Offutt's store and offered to take them on one at a time.
Jack Armstrong was impressed with Abraham Lincoln's display of courage. He came forward, took Lincoln's hand and shook it heartily. He looked at his friends and said, "Boys, Abe Lincoln is the best fellow that ever broke into this settlement. He shall be one of us." From then on, Abraham Lincoln and Jack Armstrong were the best of friends! Lincoln had a calming influence on the whole gang of Clary's Grove boys, and his charisma had the effect of repressing their violence. Jack and his wife, Hannah, even allowed Lincoln to stay in their home when he was periodically out of work.

Lincoln returned the favor in 1858. Duff Armstrong, son of Jack and Hannah, was accused of murder. Lincoln was the defense attorney, and the jury returned a not guilty verdict. After the trial (known in Beardstown as the famous "Almanac Trial"), when the topic of Lincoln's fee arose, he said, "Why, Hannah, I shan't charge you a cent - never. Anything I can do for you I will do willingly and without charges."
Many versions of Lincoln's wrestling match exist, only one of which is presented on this page. For example, in Honor's Voice: The Transformation of Abraham Lincoln by Douglas L. Wilson, a wrestling match eyewitness, Rowan Herndon, said that "after striving a long time without either man prevailing, Lincoln said: 'Jack, let's quit. I can't throw you - you can't throw me.' Armstrong agreed and the matter was ended in fun."

Harold von Schmidt painted the drawing of the wrestling match for Esquire in 1949.

It might be added that, although Lincoln's wrestling ability was excellent, he wasn't unbeatable. On April 22, 1832, Lincoln was thrown in two straight falls by Lorenzo Dow Thompson during a wrestling match in Beardstown, Illinois.

I'm kind of disappointed. I was hoping Lincoln would turn heel after shaking Jack's hand.

Tahoe told me that Abe slapped the sleeper on Jack and then refused to judo chop him in the back to wake him up.

Abe was a Repub, just remember that!

lol'd at the end

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HTAeHZsFM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHSM-rIov8k

it was like he was parodying himself at this point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFeMyTGTv08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogl2VABMvPA

lol @ 176

You'd like this. I can watch this all day:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9SLrqi4Tg8

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/656028_o.gif

Heidenrich "raping" Cole... just what wrestling fans want to watch!

Apparently that was punishment because Cole's ego was getting out of control because he was becoming the voice of the WWE...

Obviously someone in creative was a Jim Ross fan (only Kevin Dunn isn't! and he's only part of creative due to his production role - though he's been Vince's best Yes man since 1985... look up Cornette impersonates Dunn on youtube for a good laugh) and thought it would be funny...

Vince agreed to the skit and such is life...

It might surprise you guys to learn that some of the dumbest shit you see on Raw is only done because it amuses Vince (and his yes men)... it's not done with careers in mind. While WWE is a multi-million dollar publicly traded company it's run like a college frat... those in power act like fuckheads whenever the mood strikes and those with no power at all have to do whatever the script says or you'll suffer the consequences...

The consequences for not agreeing to a dumb skit =

Not being booked on tv at all =

1) you only get paid your downside guarantee (could be $250k or less) and they'd put you on every "house" show (no tv) and book you to lose every match... so you still work 300 days of the year - just not on tv and you'd get beaten every night (which harms your chances of doing well outside the WWE)

2) You get made an example of on tv (MVP's losing streak) and they then drop the part where you're supposed to turn it all around (MVP's winning streak was dropped because... they pushed someone else!)

3) You get made an example of in the locker room in their "Wrestler's Court"... where Undertaker sits as Judge and another member of the locker room pleads the case against you.. you get to defend yourself but in the end it's up to Taker to decide if you deserve "punishment"

If Taker deems you worthy of punishment the job of "sentencing" you used to fall on JBL... and he would do some gay shit to people... like the Miz... JBL "tried" to shove a dildo up Miz's arse in the showers as punishment for not "respecting" the business... this was early in Miz's career when he was just a bum Reality TV guy...

There are a lot of punishments they might dish out... but it's all mostly stupid bullshit.. and the point is made that you are not bigger than the company or a real star... you do what you're told when you are told by "creative" because "creative" have Vince's blessing and Vince is GOD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKKiR2raC9U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i85EFIi1jA0


HAHA! Shawn Michaels telling people not to smoke! This is the same guy that got drunk popped a bunch of pills and then picked a fight with a group of Marines in 1995 and got his ass kicked!
Shaggzila 2 months ago




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mByaoDfqUXE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RVmSHMsAbA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wWVJX6U4ao

^ 172 views, lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=340FMdHj24c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAcGlwdSjI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccG3UM2ilEQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs

^dadboner sighting

That's great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSJTAB1xCbw

Man, I wore that WrestleMania VII tape out when I was a kid. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F_fnLA5Oa8

http://lonelyvirgil.tumblr.com/

Has nobody made a mash-up of Lonely Keanu and Lonely Virgil yet?

Also, fucking Tumblr. I might have to get one of those pieces o' shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNjIv-tjl4&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuBGevbuQYs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIJ-phtZ2A4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h7uwH2HYiA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN9fHMY76io

loling uncontrollably

So believable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQh4gYVXn0Q

Yardbird!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs

^dadboner sighting


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct49aEJINvE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAMfrL2_dho


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBWfJXJQ43A

Pretty tough talk when you end with, "I'd hate for anybody to get hurt".

I actually find the announcer to be a bit more amusing, but these are gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-plcPgUw9I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1_NDA2emWE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9OPWFp5IW8

Quick comment for all you old time wrestling fans (I don't expect any posts in return but feel free to comment)

I'm willing to guess that the Attitude Era is your favourite time as a wrestling fan.... or the only time.

WCW v WWE, NWO, Austin v McMahon, Rock, DX, Foley, Goldberg... we're basically talking mid 1996 to the year 2000 (or a little earlier if you're a WCW fan)

If you followed the wrestling business then what you saw was heavily influenced by Paul Heyman and his ECW boys... but was taken to a whole new level with the NWO in WCW (Bischoff stole the idea from Japan) and then taken into the mainstream because Vince Russo and Shane McMahon forced Vince to change

Does it surprise any of you one time fans that:

A - Russo is regarded by many as a complete and utter creative void
B - Heyman is regarded by many as a genius despite his company going bunkrupt
C - Bischoff is regarded as a one trick pony (the NWO)
D - Shane McMahon is not involved in wrestling at all today
E - Vince McMahon and his WWE is now "corporate wrestling"... or so PC you have to be on PCP to enjoy it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G50ujPK05z8&list=PL8B4EF74CB0791332&index=39&feature=plpp_video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVbciijBugk&list=PL8B4EF74CB0791332&index=9&feature=plpp_video


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99uM_hTAEVo&feature=player_embedded#at=63

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MczHGpsG_1A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhCFxMdy9GM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFwXmz1KGoQ&feature=related

I took my Hulk Hogan action figure to show and tell in Kindergarten once. Let's just say I became the coolest kid in class after that.

NSFW, LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqTaVj5Jss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEIzkLr7JzQ

Epic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvHw026UDKo

http://i.imgur.com/WDugs.png

:NH:
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/05/zenkpillman6.jpg

http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=32653

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/lspadone/Screen%20Caps/ScreenShot005-3.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G27ssw7Np4c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpkIuHkqy1M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqlLdkXjuS4

HULK HOGAN! ANDRE! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

NEVAR FORGET.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs

Such a shame that most of these have been taken down.

Can you find the one where Booker T uses the "N" word in a WCW promo... If memory serves he says something to the effect of "We're coming to get ya nigga"... he was taling about Hogan obviously :)

or the one where Sid Vicious calls himself a Stupidstar live on WCW Nitro?

The Finger Poke of Doom would be good too, since smarks think that was one of the main dominos that killed WCW!

Or post anything on Montreal 1997... the greatest story ever told... was it a work or a shoot? Lots of evidence that it was a work and the golden rule of wrestling is...

"If it's on TV it's a work"

P,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1o82BVKFp8 (can't embed this one for some reason)


I would also like to add

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4kihAxSl8DI

#nh

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q171/Puffy2k316/Gifs/WWE/hbkcock.gif

Lovely.

Isn't that dude some kind of born again Xtian?

He kinda looks like he could be on Planet of the Apes...with no make up!

He's now born again... but if you go back to the 90's he was an absolute cunt to deal with.

He was strung out of his mind on pain pills and likely cocaine... even back then he was best friends with Triple H, Nash and Hall... (and Sean Waltman)

He left the business for a long time (back injury)... then God healed him and he came back to become "Mr WrestleMania" :)

Seriously, if you google "best matches at WrestleMania" I'm guessing Shawn Michaels comes up a lot... and if someone made a list his name would be all over it!

Michaels v Razor Ramon in a ladder match
Michaels v Flair
Michaels v Taker
Michaels v Taker II
Michaels v Angle
Michaels v Hart 1+ hour Ironman
Michaels v HHH v he who shall not be named (Benoit)
Michaels v Jericho

Wouldn't be surprised if there are others... those are just the main ones... along with the match where he lost the title to Austin... but it was his last match for years (his back was fucked) so it's probably not on any list

Boom.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXlOWjobOZU

Close the thread.

Not old school, but lol'd hard.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=334IjRwz5dk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCsfWJ5ogc0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Skw42GKok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIcGofhDoQs

CUZ I GOT BALLS

AND I'M A LEGITIMATE TOUGH GUY

Z1zs5R63hsQ

One more:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gF0Z7pLkMw&list=UUZOajvQxMddC93boWOU8tqg&index=1

Surprised nobody has watched those Damien Demento videos yet. Dude's a nut.

Hate to go all P on y'all, but he main evented the first WWF Monday Night Raw! Against da Undatakah.

What a punkass jobber.

If I'm gonna watch old wrestling videos I'm not gonna watch Damien Demento...

I haven't watched a second of wrestling in over 6 months... the only stuff I've watched in the last year has involved Brock Lesnar and The Rock. I haven't even watched HHH v Undertaker from WrestleMania or Daniel Bryan v CM Punk

WWE needs a swift fucking kick because there are almost no surprises anymore (Brock was one, The Shield another), no long term stories for the mid card, no elevation for the mid card, no character motivation from what I can tell.

Why is Kofi Kingston always happy? What drives him (kayfabe POV)? What drives Randy Orton? What drives Cody Rhodes? Why do these guys wrestle? Why the fuck should I care about the mid card when I have no idea why the mid carders are even in the business?

Even a stupid excuse like "for the love of the game" would be better than the complete void we have now...

And while TNA is better at explaining what characters want they don't fucking plan things well either. Aces and Eights was supposed to be this great story arc, using a motorcycle "gang" as a way to avoid NWO/Horsemen comparisons... and it could have worked if they got some legit fucking talent to be in the group. But fuck no, we get Devon, Mike Knox and Luke Gallows as "talent"... Devon is past it, Gallows and Knox were essentially jobbers in the WWE...

meanwhile, guys like Josh Barnett and Karl Anderson wreck shop and kill kunts dead! Those 2 could have been Aces and Eights... not hard to hire some real talent is it?

The story writes itself: Jeff Jarrett got ousted from TNA by Hogan and Bischoff... dude has gone all around the world looking for guys that could get him his company back...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Barnett

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/5/14/3019940/strikeforce-wwe-josh-barnett-vs-daniel-cormier-pro-wrestling-catch-wrestling-fighting-mma



I feel really proud of a professional wrestling lineage, I feel pride in trying to re-connect those Amateur Wrestling roots to the combat aspects of wrestling, and also the history and the lineage of where Professional Wrestling came from. It's not fake, you know? I can't stand it when people go "Oh, but it's fake, right?" ... It's not fake! You can call it whatever you want, but don't say it's fake. I'm not joking out there, I'm not playing around, it's not a game to me. It's real, and I take it very seriously because I'm trying to show everything that we have as athletes out there in the ring, trying to show all the emotions and aspects that go into a fight and a struggle between two competitors.
... Pro Wrestlers used to be considered some of the toughest guys in the world back in the day. It didn't matter if they were out there working, their pedigree was otherwise, and anybody that wanted to step up to them learned the hard way. I remember hearing all the stories of the old school guys at New Japan, about when they used to take out ads in the newspaper saying Professional Wrestling Is The Strongest Of All Martial Arts, and Karate guys, Judo guys, you know, Aikido or whatever, would show up at their dojo and say "Hey, we don't believe in that, we think this is crap, we're going to come in and we're going to beat ya, and we're going to show you otherwise".
And Gotch would just -- or Inoki -- would say, "Hey, Osamu Kido, go wrestle that dude", and he'd just tear them apart. They never lost. They beat everybody up who showed up at their gym.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Anderson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCPV6zvC8U

After having Devon, Gallows and Knox unmasked... and appearing to be useless motherfuckers out come the heavy hitters Anderson and Barnett... they're so fucking awesome they unmask themselves, declare war on TNA... and then proceed to run through the roster like Goldberg did in WCW.

Any dead weight TNA wants to dump could be fed to these 2... who would kill kunts dead in the ring... see ya later chumps! Any talent TNA wanted to send to OVW could be fed to these 2 dudes... and they would destroy them in swift, brutal fashion...

Eventually these 2 become World Champion and TV Champion (no IC or US title in TNA and only other belt is the X Division)... and Jarrett comes back to gloat... Jeff Hardy, Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Austin Aries all get destroyed by these 2 wrecking machines...

Long term options everywhere:

1) Barnett and Anderson don't wanna bow to Jarrett -"bow down to no man". They beat Jarrett up, who fights the good fight solo for a while before he gets ENDED in the ring by Anderson and Barnett....

From his hsopital bed Jarrett begs/pleads with Roode and Storm to re-unite Beer Money for the greater good... to save TNA...

now we've got Roode and Storm - who hate each other - working together for Jarrett, the "founder of TNA" who has been "forced to retire due to injury" fighting 2 badass motherfuckers who kill kunts dead in the ring, they injure dudes, they end careers, they kill kunts dead...

2) Jarrett with Anderson and Barnett doing his bidding unleash hell on TNA and all the good guys... wrecking shop for months... Hogan and Dixie Carter can't do anything cause it's all legal and happening in the ring... fuckers are falling by the wayside... top stars are suffering defeat after defeat....

so an open door policy is insituted in TNA... any wrestler can come and challenge Barnett and Anderson. Jarrett is so cocky and his boys are so fucking awesome they welcome the challenge...

now you have a mechanism in place to bring back stars for one night only, to introduce new legit talent (as opposed to the usual useless kunts)... aall while building Anderson and Barnett as THE dominant force in the business...

And when they get taken down it will be huge... it will create a new main event player... a top star...

This shit is so fucking easy... and all I did was hire 2 fucking talents! TNA should hire ONE talent...ME!

WOTS is "Superstar" Billy Graham is on his last legs.

Double pneumonia, heart failure, hepatitis C, diabetes. Jeebus.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd766a7b3e07b1af032e8270ef07a09e/tumblr_mfcwbiKoWz1qzx70zo1_1280.png http://www.nhregister.com/content/articles/2013/01/28/news/shoreline/doc51075df8b5075867880778.jpg


Still only 40.

From what I've read and heard she was passed around like a pipe back in the day... when she looked hot as fuck! Her boyfriend at the time (Chris Candido RIP) and her were addicted to lots of shit and when they needed a fix he would send her as payment or she would do it on her own!

Biggest name that nailed her = Shawn Michaels! He apparently would share his cocaine with them... so he could fuck her!

nevar forget.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id4rZhN_LEg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaD4kHHCfo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljdP9RHuK84


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qupwuk6uKq0

Know for a fact that I've already posted this one. Still fucking great. Such a classic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_KCuwQrsmw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB0fHIYvhnQ