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Knockout
01-25-2008, 10:53 AM
Here is the link:
http://www.statenews.com/index.php/article/2008/01/little_brother_u-m_not_on_msu_level

"Little Brother" UM Not on MSU Level
How would you describe two storied rivals who face off each year with the occasional glimmer of hope in one team’s eyes while the other always manages to come out on top with the bragging rights?
A situation where the underdog can say, “maybe next year” — but that time never seems to come?
It’s like when you’re out in the driveway with an old Spalding ball, trying to back down your older brother and you realize it won’t work.
So you try a fadeaway jump shot, but it gets swatted back in your face. You try going hard to the rim, but to no avail.
As if mixing and matching personnel or defensive sets is going to change the chances of one rival taking down another.
It just doesn’t work, little bro. You’ll never be on my level.
Since the late ’90s, U-M’s basketball program has dwelled in the past.
With the present always bleak and the future barely optimistic, it’s easy to draw on the concrete memories solidified in the record books (that is, until the NCAA nullifies them).
In that time, it watched MSU’s men’s basketball program grow under the tutelage of head coach Tom Izzo.
Four Big Ten regular season titles.
Two Big Ten Tournament titles.
Four Final Fours and a national championship. Green glory.
For those years, the Maize and Blue has done its best to turn a collective blind eye to East Lansing’s success and shrug it off with a “wait ‘til September.” Well, if you can wait ‘til September, we can wait ‘til November — and March.
While MSU makes a living in the NCAA Tournament, the Wolverines fight for their NIT lives.
Mike Hart said it first. After the Wolverines stunned the Spartans this fall in Spartan Stadium, robbing the Green and White of their first victory against U-M in six years and a little bit of dignity, he dubbed MSU the “little brother” of the rivalry, saying, “Sometimes, you get your little brother excited when you’re playing basketball – let them get the lead. And then you come back.”
Easy, buddy.
How about the little brother that never comes close to competing in the same class? I’m not sure what’s worse — playing tight games through overtime and fourth-quarter comebacks at home and on the road (like MSU football) — or getting beat 14 of the last 17 meetings (as U-M basketball has).
Avoid straying into the realm of personal digs — how Brent Petway hired a tutor to shave a block ‘M’ into his buzz cut last year, how the plastic surgeon under scrutiny for the death of Kanye West’s mother did his studying at U-M or how the Maize Rage (or more suitable for Ann Arbor’s image, the “Maize Haze”) doesn’t rival the crowd at a middle school volleyball game — and stick to the facts.
At least MSU’s football team has won five of its last 17 games against the Wolverines.
The last time U-M won in East Lansing, MSU senior guard Drew Neitzel wasn’t even in high school.
U-M is one of the bottom two teams in the Big Ten in scoring offense, scoring defense, field goal percentage, field goal defense, rebounding and assists. When you have those numbers, there aren’t going to be many victories.
It could be worse, though. On March 4, 2000, MSU trounced U-M 114-63 at Breslin Center.
Of course, the Spartans went on to conquer the world and the Wolverines went home with a lesson:
Don’t mess with your big brother.

Timone
01-25-2008, 11:07 AM
tl;dr.

adc.

Hermy
01-25-2008, 11:25 AM
I'm a state fan, but face facts, no one cares about college hoops until at least late Feb. College football is 6 month event.

b-diddy
01-25-2008, 11:42 AM
adorable article from little brother. no question msu basketball is way better than UM for the last 15 years, but uhhh... arent they 2/2 in the last 2 years against us? how long has it been since msu did anything noteworthy in march?

and college football has always been, and always will be, top dog.

but nice article. i like it when people have a sense of humor about themselves.

Timone
01-25-2008, 11:51 AM
and college football has always been, and always will be, top dog.


Nothing more needs to be said.

I am a HUGE Memphis basketball fan though.

Jethro34
01-25-2008, 04:17 PM
Pride commeth before the fall - or some stupid crap like that.

Of course, any time UM HAS beaten MSU in hoops, it was written off as a meaningless game, a no expectations season, and/or disgraceful officiating.
Ok.
Whatever.

Timone
01-25-2008, 04:23 PM
Let's take a vote.

Should I move this to The Stands or The Dumpster?

Zip Goshboots
01-25-2008, 04:25 PM
Stands--it's bukdowian, at best.

Jethro34
01-25-2008, 07:53 PM
Anyone else notice that Knockdown is a fan of two of Lloyd's favorite bitches? MSU and Florida. Nicely done.
But then, it's only fair to cut him some slack since both programs had low expectations this year, right?

Timone
01-25-2008, 07:54 PM
This Knockedout "cat" likes to use a lot of jive talk in his posts.

Knockout, keep playin' playa.

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Jethro34
01-25-2008, 08:14 PM
By the way, Knockedup, it's nice to see other Sparties here.

I was hoping for intelligent Sparties, but that's rare to find. The fact that we have one or two already really reduces our chances of finding more.

So, in an area that invites conversation we get you - a cat that hasn't posted in 7 1/2 months and your first post back is this?

It's like asking to get ripped on.

Timone
01-25-2008, 08:16 PM
Jethro, I don't think Knockdown is a cat. I think he's a dawg.

Word.

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Timone
01-25-2008, 08:21 PM
Rooting for Michigan State basketball and Florida football...

C'mon bukdow, be consistent and get on this dude!

Tahoe
01-25-2008, 08:23 PM
Rooting for Michigan State basketball and Florida football...

C'mon bukdow, be consistent and get on this dude!

Damnit...beat my 2 minutes.

Wilfredo Ledezma
01-25-2008, 10:02 PM
It's a shame Mark Dantonio couldn't land a top 50 recruiting class this year...

Zip Goshboots
01-25-2008, 10:58 PM
Well, once again Ol Red gets pumped in the ass by lil bro....

xanadu
01-27-2008, 08:55 PM
At least MSU’s football team has won five of its last 17 games against the Wolverines.

I think what is most amusing about the um-msu dynamic is that u-m fans generally concede that u-m bball sucks, but sparty fans are still under the illusion that msu fball is a decent program.


Avoid straying into the realm of personal digs — how Brent Petway hired a tutor to shave a block ‘M’ into his buzz cut last year, how the plastic surgeon under scrutiny for the death of Kanye West’s mother did his studying at U-M or how the Maize Rage (or more suitable for Ann Arbor’s image, the “Maize Haze”) doesn’t rival the crowd at a middle school volleyball game — and stick to the facts.


This has to be my favorite part of the article, because it harkens back to the days of Tre and his little passive aggressive digs.