So for those of you watching First Take (I know you were!) and wondering where Dana went, ESPN suspended her for a week for going on a drunken anti Christian rant at the Mike and Mike Roast (which I wish I could attend. I hate those guys).

This is what she apparently said:


Fuck Notre Dame, fuck Touchdown Jesus, fuck Jesus.

Thoughts?

props because she's a Michigan woman

Here's a pic of her in case anyone doesn't know what she looks like:


http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/10/octeigh12.jpg

LOL! Spot on.

http://newsinfo.iu.edu/pub/libs/images/usr/3650_h.jpg

I bet she's a freak in the sack.

gross

A total animal.

So what are your guys' thoughts? One week? Isn't that a little, um, lenient?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-23-espnbritejan23,0,6613456.story

Yeah, you're just not going to get away with that when you work for Disney.

One week?

Mike and Mike should be suspended forever.

Hopefully they stop showing that stupid commercial with her at a parade.

It doesn't make any sense and it always makes me turn the channel.

I'll be honest, I'd hit it.

if Mrs. Mailman all of a sudden stopped being totally hot

Dana Jacobson, co-host of ESPN2's "First Take," is currently being disciplined for remarks made at a Jan. 11 celebrity roast for ESPN Radio personalities Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic.

Her characterizations of the Notre Dame football program, which have been criticized by a Catholic organization, were deemed "inappropriate" by the network, which issued the following statement from Jacobson:

"I am sorry. My remarks about Notre Dame were foolish and insensitive. I respect all religions and did not mean anything derogatory by my poorly chosen words. I also deeply regret the embarrassment I've caused ESPN and Mike and Mike.

"My actions at the roast were inappropriate and in no way represent who I am. I won't make excuses for my behavior, but I do hope I can be forgiven for such a poor lack of judgment."

I'd hit it as long as Rebecca Lobo and Nancy Kerrigan were in the pen next door watching.
Women only. I don't need Bill Walton and John Elway naying while I'm hitting it.

she aint bad, gimme rachel tickle my pickle nichols and that new hair color of hers

Fuck Notre Dame

Fuck Touchdown Jesus.

Jesus is just alright with me.

Damn! Didn't take the bait.

You would've punched your ticket right to Hell, buddy. :)

sorry..."hell"

I'll be honest, I'd hit it.

if Mrs. Mailman all of a sudden stopped being totally hot

I'm right there with ya. Sluggin' vodka straight from the bottle, she's the girl for me!

I'd hit it as long as Rebecca Lobo and Nancy Kerrigan were in the pen next door watching.
Women only. I don't need Bill Walton and John Elway naying while I'm hitting it.

No offense, Jethro, but you've never struck me as a guy who has sexual urges.

Every time I watched that "show" I kept thinking about fucking her.

Was pretty ashamed. But then again I'm not. I'd be more ashamed if I actually watched it.

No offense, Jethro, but you've never struck me as a guy who has sexual urges.

pwnt (to an extent).

Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Thank you.

I'm down with the Buddha, but Jesus is cool too.

FREE HAROLD REYNOLDS

I don't care what they may say.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2008/01/thumb463x_jacobsonswigs.jpg

Dayum!

Did Mike and Mike ever come out and comment about it?

Not that I'm aware of. You'd think they'd address it on their show or something, but no comment (as far as I know anyway).

urges is the wrong name for them. I prefer tremors, or movements, possibly hiccups.

This incident makes me want to have sexual relations with Dana Jacobsen. Since there was no OSU/The Riddler insult, it won't involve me looking her in the eyes.

lol, she's back.

I'll admit I didn't notice this the first time, but you guys did catch on to the fact that the pourer is still on the bottle, right?


rachel tickle my pickle nichols

I'm still cracking up over this. Great line.

I'll bet she woke up the next morning tied up in knots with Roger Gedell, the backfield for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, three of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, and Barbara Billingsley.