Glenn, you want poor taste? I got poor taste for you.

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LAWLIPOP!

You're not going to hell, Mailman. Someone should have told her "NO! GOD NO!" BEFORE the audition.

It's like when my kids ask me something like "Daddy, do I llok pretty", and I say, "Yes, and shit that's been set on fire looks pretty to someone also"
Or, they say, "Daddy, do I make you proud?" and I say, "Hell yes! I'm proud to be the father of the dumbest kid in Nebraska!"
Or they say, "Daddy, do you love WTF Detroit more than me? You haven't talked to me in over a month", and I say, "Why are you calling me "Daddy?"

You got to stop these kids before they think they can do something worthwhile, but end up embarrassing themselves on national tv.

Thanks Zip.

I think it's hilarious. The way the tears roll down her cheeks when Randy says no.

Also..."Temptress"?

I think if you name a kid "Temptress", but then do nothing but feed her for sixteen years, you should go to hell.

No girl should ever, and I mean EVER utter the words "I'm the middle linebacker" unless the next words are "On the Zip Goshboots All Time Hot Chicks You Want to be Stranded on a Desert Isle With"

I'm thinking the coach mistakened her for a male.

Seriously bro, imagine the kid without the hair. Listen to the voice too.

I'm thinking the coach mistakened her for a male.

:cogent:

"Hell"

lol

Her mom plays football too, as the field.

ZiNG!

"Hell"

lol

Sure, why not?
even though I don't believe in Hell, which means I can laugh at this girl all I want. HA HA!!!!

I was laughing at the capitalization.

I don't want to send Zip into a tizzy.

Also, I want to send Zip into a tizzy.

Zip has class.

Something you haven't shown at all today, especially with the picturegate situation.

I was laughing at the capitalization.


What's wrong with capitalizing Hell? I'll capitalize whatever I want, dude.

The Bible.

Jesus Christ.

HELL.

Check yourself, Glenn. But before you check yourself, check The Bible. Pride Cometh Before The Fall, dickhead.
my bad