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Timone
01-17-2008, 11:24 PM
Got this off another board. A link wasn't posted at the board because there was nudity at the site and this board is very much unlike WTFDetroit.

The following comes from some random ho:


"Osi and I hooked up and he had an unusual request. He wanted to pee on me. I thought it was weird but I did so because he said he it would really turn him on and he would see me again if I did. After I did so in his bathroom he handled his business and asked me how I liked it. I said, "I don't know how I feel about it. It was kind of crazy."

... Then I spent some time with him nearby while a music video was being shot at his house!! He wanted me to have sex with him and one of his brothers at the same time. He also wanted me to try it with another one of his teammates that was staying there ... I did invite a friend to join us ... and he wanted to DEFECATE on her in his bathtub. My GOSH she let him do it but I wanted no part. I'm a freak, but my gosh.

The next time I was with him he offered me 3 grand if I let him defecate on me and I said no. He told me to leave and so I did. The next time he asked and I did and I accepted the 3 grand. And it became a regular thing. "


EDIT: got a link. http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=4790

Zekyl
01-18-2008, 01:48 AM
Why do people like to poop and pee on each other? That's just weird.

Timone
01-18-2008, 02:09 AM
Agreed.

I'd like to get with this broad. I won't shit on her, but I WOULD be able to stick it in her poop chute.

SCORE!

RegicideGreg
01-18-2008, 02:22 AM
hey if you want to snake her plumbing go for it. but poo poo and pee pee is not so good.

Timone
01-18-2008, 02:26 AM
I'll pee in her ass.

RegicideGreg
01-18-2008, 02:27 AM
ah draino the plumbing as well, nice touch.

Timone
01-18-2008, 02:30 AM
Why ESPN hasn't said this is a distraction to the NYG yet I don't know.

RegicideGreg
01-18-2008, 02:31 AM
they would've had it been tony romo and jessica simpson or tonny romo and TO

Timone
01-18-2008, 02:33 AM
Do you think Jessica would let Romo shit on her?

RegicideGreg
01-18-2008, 02:36 AM
possibly but only if he did it while she was shaking he chest saying ROMO

Timone
01-18-2008, 02:36 AM
I'd rather have her shit on me than listen to her shitty music.

Timone
01-18-2008, 02:39 AM
possibly but only if he did it while she was shaking he chest saying ROMO

Man, I remember when ESPN showed that clip like every day. It was annoying.

RegicideGreg
01-18-2008, 02:40 AM
Oh God her shitting is a horrible mental picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/pistons422/1005.jpg

Timone
01-18-2008, 02:41 AM
i bet it smells like tuna.

Ok, ew.

RegicideGreg
01-18-2008, 02:44 AM
yeah no kidding. i mean i when ESPN makes such a big deal out of stuff that isn't a big deal. Stupid Jessica Simpson.

RegicideGreg
01-18-2008, 02:45 AM
or is it chicken what i have

Timone
01-18-2008, 02:47 AM
Smells like tuna, tastes like chicken.

Zekyl
01-18-2008, 12:30 PM
Strange mental image.