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Timone
01-16-2008, 02:32 PM
Zekyl, spill the beans. You're a Sparty aren't you?

If so, there is NOTHING wrong with being a Sparty on this board anymore.

Zekyl
01-16-2008, 02:36 PM
Actually, they offered me a big academic scholarship to go to MSU and I turned it down. I just root for sports in Michigan. That includes UM and MSU to go along with the Detroit teams.

Glenn
01-16-2008, 02:39 PM
Do you wear Nike or Adidas?

Zekyl
01-16-2008, 02:43 PM
Neither, actually. And no, I don't wear Reebok.

MoTown
01-16-2008, 03:40 PM
Zek sounds like a spy to me. Not being able to choose in-state sides?

Are you from Cleveland? ARE YOU FROM FUCKING CLEVELAND????

Timone
01-16-2008, 03:44 PM
ARE YOU BITCH?

Glenn
01-16-2008, 03:45 PM
thread derailment, pending

Timone
01-16-2008, 03:49 PM
I heard there's a WTFCleveland board somewhere. They got the idea from everyone going, "What the fuck is Cleveland doing in the NBA Finals?"

Zip Goshboots
01-16-2008, 03:52 PM
I knew this would happen the minute an MSU football thread hit. People from Cleveland would show up. Damn Sparties.

MoTown
01-16-2008, 04:21 PM
Cleveland might as well have a WTFCleveland, they copy off of everything else in Detroit. YOU HEAR THAT ZEKYL??? GO BACK AND TELL ALL OF YOUR WTFCLEVELAND PALS THAT WE KNOW ABOUT THEM AND WE'RE COMING TO GET 'EM!

Timone
01-16-2008, 04:23 PM
HEY ZEKYL, HOW ABOUT CLEVELAND LAST NIGHT? LEBRON JAMES SCORED 51.

FAG.

(sorry dsc, I be leaving now...come on MoTown)

MoTown
01-16-2008, 04:25 PM
HEY ZEKYL! THE BROWNS WON 10 GAMES AND STILL COULDN'T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS! DOUCHEBAGS!

Timone
01-16-2008, 04:35 PM
ZEKYL, HOW DID THAT 3-1 LEAD IN THE ALCS GO?

LMFAO!!!!

Glenn
01-16-2008, 04:36 PM
Actually, they offered me a big academic scholarship to go to MSU and I turned it down.

Probably could have had 2 degrees from MSU with that scholarship.

Timone
01-16-2008, 04:38 PM
Seriously. Chicks dig guys who know about plants and history.

gay guys too

MoTown
01-16-2008, 04:39 PM
Here's a quick rundown of your past 13 months, Zekyl:

O$U football '07= Choked to Florida
O$U basketball '07= Choked to Florida
Cavaliers = Choke to San Antonio
Indians = Choke to BoSox
Brown = Choke to EVERYBODY, especially Cincinnati
O$U Football '08 = Choke to Illinois, LSU

ROFLMAO!

Timone
01-16-2008, 04:40 PM
Zekyl's favorite pro wrestler: the Cleveland Steamer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MoTown
01-16-2008, 04:47 PM
ZING!

Fuck Zekyl. And fuck Cleveland. Seriously.

Go tell all your Cleveland friends to go cry to Fred McLeod.


For those of you waiting for me to get bored of doing this, you'll be waiting a long time. I'm entertaining myself to no end here.

Oh and fuck Zekyl

Timone
01-16-2008, 04:47 PM
Oh, BTW: my first move as Syndicate was moving this to the Dumpster.

I really hope we didn't drive Zekyl off...he's a very good poster.

FOR A CLEVELANDER. LOL!

MoTown
01-16-2008, 04:57 PM
I hope we drove him off. I hate Clevelanders.

Timone
01-16-2008, 04:59 PM
Probably went to go start up WTFClevelandsing.com.

Fucking piece of shit. I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND!!

Also, I'm considering moving this to the Dome.

MoTown
01-16-2008, 05:11 PM
Actually, that's probably where this belongs. Go ahead and use your new Syndicate powers to move this to the dome.

Timone
01-16-2008, 05:13 PM
Moved.

There will be no Indians like comeback for this Cleveland native. ROFL!

MoTown
01-16-2008, 05:16 PM
You're already a pro at this.

You, sir, are a true Michigan man. Unlike that tool, Zekyl.

Timone
01-16-2008, 05:18 PM
What the fuck is a Zekyl anyway?

Timone
01-16-2008, 05:22 PM
I think a lock on this thread is in order.

Then maybe Cleveland fan can take this all in and start to question himself.

TOLEDO MY ASS.

Zekyl
01-16-2008, 06:37 PM
LMFAO

I actually have never even been to Cleveland. Born and raised in Michigan, fellas. Worked at UM for 3 years. I root for UM primarily, but I have a lot of friends that go to MSU so I root for them second.

MoTown
01-16-2008, 10:50 PM
FUCKING SPY!!!

MoTown
01-16-2008, 11:08 PM
All dudes from Cleveland have small weiners. Zekyl is no exception.

Timone
01-16-2008, 11:09 PM
He sets the standard.

MoTown
02-19-2008, 02:28 PM
Bump.

Cleveland sucks.