You were gone for quite a while this morning. Are you too good for this site now that you have the #1 spot?

Or could it be that you actually have a life and were doing something non-WTF related?


OR could it be that the board was dead and we were all looking for you to revive it because the morning was so boring?

BTW, now that he is #1. He should totally be called "The Postman". It really seems dumb that he's not.

Postmaster General?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Postmaster_General

A Ben Frankiln av would be sweet as hell.

All three.

And I would welcome a name change to The Postman.

Maybe even the Fireman, 'cuz I'm so HOT!!!!!

You can only go to The Fireman if you grow the corresponding cheese stache.

Let's be frank here: nothing will top Gusman.

Let me also say that I'm The Mailman second, White Christian Male Who Can't Dance first.

So you're saying your name should change to WCMWCD?

I'd prefer White Christian Male, if it fits.

Is that an official request?

We may need it on The Mailman letterhead, in triplicate.

Let me sleep on it tonight (after I'm done fucking Zekyl's mother).I'll decide tomorrow.

GodRulzSatanDroolz is also a name I had in mind.

Ok, I got it. Is there a way you can make my username #1?

suggestionz...WTF's Mailman WTF's #1

I'd like to know what's the max for characters in a username.

Future generations will look back and realize that The Mailman was the Bison Dele of WTF posters.

Thanks?

But there is NO future without me.

Bison Dele is blossoming at the right time.

As for the name, I was always partial to Timbeau564873218743178.946513254.

Future generations will look back and realize that The Mailman was the Bison Dele of WTF posters.
STAY AWAY FROM BOATS AND FAMILY KARL!!!