"Matt, come on in. Have a seat...well hold on a sec, this won't take long. You're fired. Bye."

Too nice?

I would need a time machine.

Coglennt!

Almost better than caption this...."Mission Impossible" for GDub.

Out of a cannon.

I'd call him to a meeting, leave a note on the desk that says since he hasn't shown up in 6 years that I'm not showing up either, and that he's fired.

I'm sure kicking him in the balls would get me some sort of fine...

I'd wait until he found out his wife had a few months to live.


Ok, that was just rotten...

I'd wait until he found out his wife had a few months to live.


Ok, that was just rotten...


http://i16.tinypic.com/4zyg65s.gif

Really? I'm a vibrator.

What in the fuck could Millen be using to blackmail Ford?

I read he has pics of Sr with a monkey. Can't vouch for it..you know an internet thing.

I would hire Scotty Anderson and Johnnie Morton for a day, let them do it.

I would hire Scotty Anderson and Johnnie Morton for a day, let them do it.
Best so far.

Quickly.

Give him the Costanza Treatment. Take away his phone, relocate him to a closet, deny him parking privileges, hire a new person to take his place but keep holding fake meetings where it looks like you're seriously listening to him. See how long it takes for him to give up.

^Please?!

I'd tell him "you're fired".

Not trying to be a Glenn hanger-onner but that 'time machine' is awfully cogent...or Coglent

Or just fix the glitch.

Fixing the glitch involved keeping the guy around and just not paying him. I'd rather pay Millen to GTFO. I don't want him anywhere near the organization if it can be avoided.

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not like you in the rain.
I will not like you on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like you in a box.
I do not like you with a fox.
I will not like you in a house.
I do not like you with a mouse.
I do not like you here or there.
I do not like you ANYWHERE!

I do not like you Matt Millen....
Now pack your shit, you've just been canned!

THat was awfully gay.

But it would be a fun way to fire him.

You have to think about Jesse Jackson saying it.

Since no one ever gets my posts...The Jesse Jackson reference is to JJ reading Green Eggs and Ham on SNL.

Zekyl for the win!

For me... I wouldn't fire him. I'd just go ahead and shoot him in the face.

Tahoe, I'd hire JJ especially for the occasion, just tell him you're hiring a black man in Millen's place and he'd do it. Also, I did know what you were talking about.

I think Barwis would be a good person to send to fire Millen

He'd probably save his breath and just kill him.

Why fire him when he could stay as a janitor and work of some of that money he stold from Detroit. If the Fords really like him, we can put him in a French Maid uniform and he can clean Billies office.