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Glenn
12-31-2007, 01:34 PM
:langlois:


Monday, December 31, 2007

Tony (Bloomfield Hills): Just got back from Chicago and the big news there was the Scott Skiles firing. It seems that Ben Wallace was instrumental in the “player coup.” How can a guy go from being a vital cog in a smooth-running machine to a locker-room cancer in such a short time?

Langlois: From what I know, Tony, it sounds like a lot of Bulls players had tuned out Skiles. I think he’s a terrific coach, but like most coaches these days, there’s a statute of limitations on how long any voice resonates among a basketball team. There is such interaction between coach and players in basketball the way the game has evolved – every possession involves a coach’s commands and, thus, begs his scrutiny – that a basketball coach wears out his welcome faster than any other sport. It’s why the rare coach with tenure – Utah’s Jerry Sloan the shining example – is nearly a relic these days.


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Kevin (Bloomfield Hills): When is the trade deadline this season? I’m not much on proposing trades, but since Miami is in the market for a backup center and a guard, how about Flip Murray and Primoz Brezec to the Heat for Alexander Johnson? That would clear up a roster spot for No. 84.

Langlois: The trade deadline is Feb. 22. It might be too late for Miami to make a run by then. Your trade simply won’t work under salary-cap parameters. Murray and Brezec make around $4.5 million combined and Johnson is under $700,000. Not a match. Also, I just wouldn’t expect Webber to be coming back. The Pistons are quite happy with Amir Johnson and Brezec as the fourth and fifth bigs. You have to ask yourself this: Would Webber really be happy coming back when he might be looking at the same number of DNP-CDs as Brezec or Johnson sometimes get? And would the Pistons risk their harmonious locker room by bringing in an ex-superstar who would suddenly be nothing but a spot reserve?


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Oriel (Panama): I’m excited about how the team is playing and winning, but I’m concerned about Amir Johnson’s playing time.

Langlois: Nice to have such worries, isn’t it, Oriel? Yeah, the Pistons would love to give Amir Johnson more playing time, but the reality is that Jason Maxiell has locked up the No. 3 big man role and Antonio McDyess has been terrific playing 30 minutes as a starter. Where are the minutes going to materialize? On nights the Pistons play athletic teams that play small, Amir will be the No. 4 big man. On other nights, that will be Primoz Brezec. The good news is that as well as Rasheed Wallace, McDyess and Maxiell are playing, it’s giving the Pistons plenty of chances to play Johnson in blowout wins – and the more exposure he gets there, the more comfortable they’ll be with him in other situations. Chances are he’ll get his shot again if nagging injuries hit.


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Hameed: Do you think the Pistons will make any more trades, sign free agents or anything like that before the trade deadline?

Langlois: Joe Dumars never stops looking for ways to improve the roster, Hameed, so I wouldn’t rule anything out. The Pistons do have unusual depth right now. If he sees a way to package two or three players for someone who would obviously improve their chances to win a title this year without crippling their chances to compete for future titles, then, sure, he would consider that. But there’s absolutely nothing concrete on the radar screen now.


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Jerry (Canton): How well do you think the Pistons would match up with San Antonio, Dallas or Phoenix in a seven-game series?

Langlois: I’d take the Pistons over Dallas and Phoenix. San Antonio would be a toss-up. But there’s a long way to go until June.


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Clifford (Detroit): In 2004, the Pistons were the best defensive team in the league. What teams do you have ahead of the Pistons defensively this season?

Langlois: Boston is pretty clearly the best defensive team statistically so far, Clifford. The Celtics led the league in points allowed (86.25), point differential (13.9) and opponent field-goal percentage (.412) going into Saturday’s games. The Pistons were second in every category. San Antonio ranked third in both points allowed and differential, but the Spurs – surprisingly, because they’ll always be mentioned by NBA coaches as among the league’s top defensive teams – rank only 20th in field-goal percentage at .455. I don’t think Boston’s ranking is a fluke, either, although I wouldn’t be surprised if their gaps shrink over the next few weeks as their schedule stiffens a little bit.


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David (Detroit): What do you think the Pistons are going to do with Flip Murray? I predict he will be gone at the All-Star break or shortly after.

Langlois: It wouldn’t surprise me if something happened by the trade deadline, David. With Rodney Stuckey back and Arron Afflalo having won Flip Saunders’ confidence with his staunch defense and mistake-free play at the other end and Lindsey Hunter ready in a pinch, there’s no role left for him here. You’d think there would be a market for a player who has Murray’s one-on-one offensive skills. But there aren’t many teams looking to take on contracts right now and the Pistons would only take back someone who has an expiring deal to match Murray’s – unless something too good to pass on came along.


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Mike: Will any team be willing to offer a second-round pick for Flip Murray? I’ve been a huge Chris Webber fan, but I think the Pistons should not sign him, though a quality big man would be nice to add. Any thoughts on draft picks in the late first round and early second with the pick the Pistons get from Minnesota?

Langlois: As the trade deadline draws closer in late February, the market defines itself. It all depends on the needs of teams in the playoff mix. Much like last season, it appears there will be many teams – especially in the Eastern Conference – still believing that they’re one hot week or one key acquisition away from surging in the standings. In that case, someone might look around and decide a quality veteran guard who can score and handle both backcourt positions – read: Flip Murray – would be an attractive pickup on the cheap because of his favorable contract.


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Travis (Chicago): It seems the backups we’ve had for Prince in the past few years – Maurice Evans, Carlos Delfino and now Jarvis Hayes – have struggled to find their rhythm. With Hayes being a free agent, are the Pistons in a Catch-22 with him? If he performs well, he’ll get more money elsewhere; if he doesn’t, the Pistons might not want to sign him.

Langlois: What you describe is pretty much the situation with every player on the last year of his contract. It’s just too soon to say what the future holds for Hayes and the Pistons. I know this much: The Pistons are really happy with him and he with them. He’s been a great fit in the locker room and his coaches and teammates have shown nothing but confidence in him since he got here. Now, that would be threatened if his shooting slump continues, but he’s shown signs recently – and his 13-point quarter Friday night was certainly the best one yet – that it won’t last. I don’t sense Hayes’ self-confidence is nearly as fragile as Delfino’s seemed to be.


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Brandon (Orion Township): Do you think Flip should play Brezec more often? He only plays in the fourth quarter.

Langlois: Who should Flip sit to let Brezec play? I think Brezec is a terrific No. 4 or No. 5 big man. I think he could be an adequate No. 3 big man and you could get away with using him as a starter, even. But there’s no way I’d advocate sitting Wallace, McDyess or Maxiell to open more minutes for Brezec at this point, Brandon.


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Kris (Kalamazoo): A few months ago you answered a Mailbag question I had asking why I should different about this year’s group given the recent playoff letdowns. Well, I have to say this year has more than made me a believer. My question is do you think Walter Herrmann has a chance to become part of the rotation?

Langlois: Herrmann’s a pretty intriguing guy. I’m really puzzled as to why they weren’t giving him minutes in Charlotte because he really played pretty well over the final few months of last season when given the chance to start. That move he had the other night to score his first points as a Piston was borderline Dr. J stuff – a one-dribble baseline drive and an up-and-under move while cupping the ball in his right hand. That was an eye-opener, because Herrmann’s strength is as a perimeter shooter. It’s hard to see him cracking the rotation as it stands, though, unless Hayes gives him the opening somehow.


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Tony (Houghton): Last year, the third quarter was when the Pistons seemed to lose games. This year, it seems it’s when they are pulling away. Is it just me or are they doing something different?

Langlois: It’s not just you, Tony, but there’s no tangible reason, either. The only thing I would suggest is that it’s another indication of the greater purpose the team has adopted, which is a reflection of the tone set last June when Joe Dumars flatly declared that complacency would no longer be tolerated and jobs were on the line.


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Alex (Philippines): Going into the season, we were told Amir Johnson would be in the rotation, which he hasn’t been so far. Where is he on the depth chart now? Is he behind Brezec? And with Hayes in a slump, any chance Herrmann gets a shot at playing time?

Langlois: Johnson and Brezec’s minutes are going to depend partly on performance and largely on the opposition – Johnson more likely to play against athletic power forwards and Brezec against traditional post players. Herrmann has to make great use of limited opportunity in order to force his way into the rotation.


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Kartik: It’s obvious Amir Johnson is not ready right now and will not be a significant contributor this year. I don’t see him getting minutes as long as Rasheed, Antonio and Maxiell are there. How about a trade of Amir, Flip and Walter Herrmann for Mike Miller?

Langlois: I don’t think it’s obvious that Amir Johnson isn’t capable of contributing this year. He has a way to go, especially on the defensive end, but he does so many eye-opening things and is still so young – he won’t be 21 until May – that the Pistons would have to be getting something really significant back in trade. Miller’s a talented player, but doesn’t really address a particular need.


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Trevor (Woodhaven): Since the 2000-01 season, only three of the 14 No. 1 seeds have advanced to the NBA Finals and only one has won a championship. Of the 14 No. 2 seeds, nine have made the Finals and five have been NBA champions. Don’t the numbers seem to suggest it’s advantageous to let Boston run away with the East?

Langlois: Fascinating numbers, Trevor. I’ll take your word for their accuracy. But I wouldn’t make too much of it. I think the Pistons will make every reasonable effort to win as many games as possible. If that’s good enough to get them the No. 1 seed and home-court advantage against Boston, so be it. If it’s not, I don’t think the Pistons will be fazed at the prospect of playing the Celtics without home-court advantage, either.


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Steve: Rip said recently that his role had changed since last season. What did he mean by that?

Langlois: Hmmm. I didn’t hear him say that, so I’m not sure of the context. Maybe it’s changed in subtle ways, but it sure hasn’t changed fundamentally. He said before the season started that he wanted to stay in attack mode more often this season, which doesn’t necessarily mean what it might appear to – he’s just looking to attack openings when they present themselves and to move even more relentlessly without the ball to wear his man down.

Timone
12-31-2007, 01:42 PM
Steve: Rip said recently that his role had changed since last season. What did he mean by that?

Langlois: Hmmm. I didn’t hear him say that, so I’m not sure of the context.

Liar, Liar Pants On Fire.

Glenn
12-31-2007, 01:49 PM
I THINK EVIL KEITH IS ON A BENDER RIGHT NOW

WTFchris
12-31-2007, 01:54 PM
How many times can he answer the same question? Seriously, answer the Amir/Brezec and Hermman/Hayes questions and move on. Stop wasting our time taking the same stupid questions.

Zekyl
12-31-2007, 08:18 PM
Agreed with Chris. By the third time I'd read them I was bored.

DrRay11
01-01-2008, 09:15 PM
Are there any good questions to be asked? We're all obviously Joe D's sidekicks, and we know what's going on, and we look down upon the idiots that ask these questions in the way that McCoskey looks down upon everyone. But... are there any good questions to be asked?

Glenn
01-02-2008, 08:19 AM
Dear Keith,

What are you wearing today?

Uncle Mxy
01-02-2008, 08:24 AM
Dear Keith,

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

You owe me $200 and a VD exam.

-TuPassion from 8 Mile

Glenn
01-02-2008, 08:26 AM
I think most people know that any controversial or hard hitting question most likely won't get answered.

They seem to choose the safe ones, no matter how painful they are to read.*


*exception was that weird question about not having any white players

Fool
01-02-2008, 09:30 AM
Dear Keith,

Did John Hammond really move into Flip's office in order to get him to play Stuckey and will Joe have to do the same to get Amir playing time?

MoTown
01-02-2008, 10:16 AM
I think most people know that any controversial or hard hitting question most likely won't get answered.

They seem to choose the safe ones, no matter how painful they are to read.*


*exception was that weird question about not having any white players

She's a Utah fan.

Uncle Mxy
01-04-2008, 04:17 PM
Did Evil Keith drop by here?

Zekyl
01-04-2008, 04:44 PM
I don't think I ever saw him on this one, but I may have missed it somehow.

Big Swami
01-04-2008, 04:45 PM
Yeah, Evil Keith was briefly hospitalized for extreme hatred over the New Year holiday. He's much better now.

Zekyl
01-04-2008, 04:48 PM
Let his rage get a little too out of control, did he? I thought I heard about a small killing spree, must have been EK taking out stupid readers.

Big Swami
01-04-2008, 05:15 PM
He did have the bed next to Britney Spears, so that was interesting.

Glenn
01-05-2008, 11:15 AM
One of our regulars submitted this "substitute" Evil Mailbag for this week.

He requested to not be identified.


Monday, December 31, 2007

Tony (Bloomfield Hills): Just got back from Chicago and the big news
there was the Scott Skiles firing. It seems that Ben Wallace was
instrumental in the 'player coup'. How can a guy go from being a vital
cog in a smooth-running machine to a locker-room cancer in such a
short time?

Evil Keith Langlois: I'm not going to answer that, because if I
did, I'd have to say that Big Ben was a Big Baby while he was with the
Pistons, and that would wreck your putrid pathetic little dream world. Remember that game against Orlando, where Big Ben quit on our team in
mid-game?! Fear the fro? Not anymore. Now it's fuck the fro!

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Kevin (Bloomfield Hills): When is the trade deadline this season? I'm
not much on proposing trades, but since Miami is in the market for a
backup center and a guard, how about Flip Murray and Primoz Brezec to
the Heat for Alexander Johnson? That would clear up a roster spot for
No. 84.

Evil Keith Langlois: The trade deadline is Feb. 22. And I agree with
you, missy! Just say "no" on Proposition 84 when you see it skulking
by with its smelly pussy!

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Oriel (Panama): I'm excited about how the team is playing and winning,
but I'm concerned about Amir Johnson's playing time.

Evil Keith Langlois: You're in fucking Panama and you have time to
worry about Amir Johnson's playing time?! Don't you have a petty
dictator or drug habit or low-paying job to worry about? Panama's
been a pretty fucked up place ever since Van Halen stopped writing
songs about it. Get with the program!

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Hameed: Do you think the Pistons will make any more trades, sign free
agents or anything like that before the trade deadline?

Evil Keith Langlois: Joe Dumars personally reassured me that he was
committed to the team concept of "no free chili". There, satisfied?

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Jerry (Canton): How well do you think the Pistons would match up with
San Antonio, Dallas or Phoenix in a seven-game series?

Evil Keith Langlois: I've already written the articles in advance
about our performance during these upcoming 7-game series, but the
Evil Editor won't let me publish them just yet. Get used to
disappointment, punk!

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Clifford (Detroit): In 2004, the Pistons were the best defensive team
in the league. What teams do you have ahead of the Pistons defensively
this season?

Evil Keith Langlois: Boston is pretty clearly the best defensive team
we've ever seen in the history of the NBA because, quite frankly,
they're the best at everything. In fact, they're so good defensively
that they only allowed the Pistons to score 87 points against them,
well below their season average of 100 points per game. I have no
idea of how the Pistons will win even ONE game against the illustrious
Boston Celtics when they score only 87 points. Oh, and thanks for
reminding me that I need to buy a Big Red Dog so I can kick it and
Vick it in your honor, Clifford!

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David (Detroit): What do you think the Pistons are going to do with
Flip Murray? I predict he will be gone at the All-Star break or
shortly after.

Evil Keith Langlois: Rodney "Flip" Murray will almost assuredly be
deployed somewhere between Joe Dumars and his prodigious asscheecks
come the All-Star break. But what you REALLY wanted to know is
whether or not you could break into his house again and disturb him
while he's entertaining female companionship. I can't help you there, 'bro.


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Mike: Will any team be willing to offer a second-round pick for Flip
Murray? I've been a huge Chris Webber fan, but I think the Pistons
should not sign him, though a quality big man would be nice to
add. Any thoughts on draft picks in the late first round and early
second with the pick the Pistons get from Minnesota?

Evil Keith Langlois: You ask too many fucking questions, even if some
of them are good. Go away!

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Travis (Chicago): It seems the backups we've had for Prince in the
past few years . Maurice Evans, Carlos Delfino and now Jarvis Hayes
. have struggled to find their rhythm. With Hayes being a free agent,
are the Pistons in a Catch-22 with him? If he performs well, he'll get
more money elsewhere; if he doesn't, the Pistons might not want to sign him.

Evil Keith Langlois: Have you ever heard of draft picks, the idea
that maybe a scoring wing player might be the sort of thing that could
be picked up at the end of the 1st round? Is it a Catch-22 that
anyone smart enough to understand this is smart enough not to write me
with such stupid questions? No, you don't have to answer that. The
answer is pretty fucking obvious.


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Brandon (Orion Township): Do you think Flip should play Brezec more
often? He only plays in the fourth quarter.

Evil Keith Langlois: So did Darko Milicic, and look how he turned out!
It's not every day that this team gets its own Human Victory Cigar.
Enjoy it while it lasts, and quit your bitching!

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Kris (Kalamazoo): A few months ago you answered a Mailbag question I
had asking why I should different about this year's group given the
recent playoff letdowns. Well, I have to say this year has more than
made me a believer. My question is do you think Walter Herrmann has a
chance to become part of the rotation?

Evil Keith Langlois: Kristine, send me some quality pictures, and I'll
see if Walter Herrmann wants to become part of your rotation.

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Tony (Houghton): Last year, the third quarter was when the Pistons
seemed to lose games. This year, it seems it's when they are pulling
away. Is it just me or are they doing something different?

Evil Keith Langlois: It's just you, Yooper. It's just you. Putz.
Why don't you fucking watch a game or freeze your balls off or defect
to Wisconsin or do whatever it is you do up there?

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Alex (Philippines): Going into the season, we were told Amir Johnson
would be in the rotation, which he hasn't been so far. Where is he on
the depth chart now? Is he behind Brezec? And with Hayes in a slump,
any chance Herrmann gets a shot at playing time?

Evil Keith Langlois: Who is this "we" that was told? If Joe Dumars
didn't tell me, then he certainly didn't tell anyone else. Get over
yourself.

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Kartik: It's obvious Amir Johnson is not ready right now and will not
be a significant contributor this year. I don't see him getting
minutes as long as Rasheed, Antonio and Maxiell are there. How about a
trade of Amir, Flip and Walter Herrmann for Mike Miller?

Evil Keith Langlois: How about I trade Kartik for a fan who has a clue?

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Trevor (Woodhaven): Since the 2000-01 season, only three of the 14
No. 1 seeds have advanced to the NBA Finals and only one has won a
championship. Of the 14 No. 2 seeds, nine have made the Finals and
five have been NBA champions. Don't the numbers seem to suggest it's
advantageous to let Boston run away with the East?

Evil Keith Langlois: Since the 2000-01 season, only 4 different
teams have won it all. Of those 4 different teams, all 4 were leaders
when it was said and done. So, don't the numbers seem to suggest it's
advantageous to be one of those 4 teams? Why did you go back only to
the 2000-01 season? Would your precious little point be ruined by all
those uears that Michael Jordan's Bulls fucking dominated? Yeah,
thought so.


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Steve: Rip said recently that his role had changed since last
season. What did he mean by that?

Evil Keith Langlois: I think you misintepreted, Steve. His "roll"
changed, which is simply Rip's way of saying that he's paying his
posse more money. We roll hard here.

Timone
01-05-2008, 11:17 AM
Evil Keith Langlois: You're in fucking Panama and you have time to
worry about Amir Johnson's playing time?! Don't you have a petty
dictator or drug habit or low-paying job to worry about? Panama's
been a pretty fucked up place ever since Van Halen stopped writing
songs about it. Get with the program!

Hate to disagree with Evil Keith here, but "Panama" was actually about a stripper I think.

Or a car. I forget. One of those though.