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Timone
12-30-2007, 04:54 PM
YOU GOT F'ED IN THE A!!!!!1


I KEEL THE MUTHAFUCKA!!!! So why'd you make up the random guy? Just for fun?



bored like monopoly


I got so bored I cleaned my apartment. It takes a lot.



I make the bitch do that.


The bitch did that while I had her around, then I kicked her to the curb and its just been piling up.




I'm talking about my daughter by the way.


I've gotta get one of those then.



You can have mine.


Only if she cooks and cleans.



I don't even know what she looks like.


Well that makes it a little difficult.



I'm told she looks like your typical Hispanic/White baby.


Hispanic, meaning she'll be good at cleaning. White, meaning she stands a chance in modern society.



I'm so posting all of these messages.




Have at it. I find it hilarious. So how old is this girl. I don't want to have to actually take care of my housecleaner. I want them coming here ready to clean. I'll put a box in the closet with a pillow and blanket in it. Just sleep, cook, eat the leftovers, and clean. Does that sound fair?



Well, I'm ** which doesn't make my daughter too old.


Damn. Any cousins/nieces that could fit the role?




Not that I know of.


Damn, I'll have to kidnap a maid/cook then.



NO I WON'T MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

This convo is OVER.


What an ass.

Timone
12-30-2007, 05:00 PM
Bryan, we still need to have that talk about tolerance.

Zekyl
12-30-2007, 06:15 PM
Haha. I love that this either already got swatted or you posted it in the stands to start with. Either way, I found the whole conversation amusing.

Timone
12-30-2007, 06:22 PM
I posted it to the stands.

This is my forum now. I have like 5-6 threads here.

Bukky may have more though...

Zekyl
12-30-2007, 08:50 PM
Not that he started here, though.

MoTown
12-30-2007, 09:37 PM
Mailman is the MONARCH OF THE STANDS.

Zekyl
12-30-2007, 10:03 PM
Well I didn't vote for him.
Anyone know the movie reference?

MoTown
12-31-2007, 09:41 AM
"Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story"?