Timone
12-30-2007, 04:54 PM
YOU GOT F'ED IN THE A!!!!!1
I KEEL THE MUTHAFUCKA!!!! So why'd you make up the random guy? Just for fun?
bored like monopoly
I got so bored I cleaned my apartment. It takes a lot.
I make the bitch do that.
The bitch did that while I had her around, then I kicked her to the curb and its just been piling up.
I'm talking about my daughter by the way.
I've gotta get one of those then.
You can have mine.
Only if she cooks and cleans.
I don't even know what she looks like.
Well that makes it a little difficult.
I'm told she looks like your typical Hispanic/White baby.
Hispanic, meaning she'll be good at cleaning. White, meaning she stands a chance in modern society.
I'm so posting all of these messages.
Have at it. I find it hilarious. So how old is this girl. I don't want to have to actually take care of my housecleaner. I want them coming here ready to clean. I'll put a box in the closet with a pillow and blanket in it. Just sleep, cook, eat the leftovers, and clean. Does that sound fair?
Well, I'm ** which doesn't make my daughter too old.
Damn. Any cousins/nieces that could fit the role?
Not that I know of.
Damn, I'll have to kidnap a maid/cook then.
NO I WON'T MAKE OUT WITH YOU!
This convo is OVER.
What an ass.
I KEEL THE MUTHAFUCKA!!!! So why'd you make up the random guy? Just for fun?
bored like monopoly
I got so bored I cleaned my apartment. It takes a lot.
I make the bitch do that.
The bitch did that while I had her around, then I kicked her to the curb and its just been piling up.
I'm talking about my daughter by the way.
I've gotta get one of those then.
You can have mine.
Only if she cooks and cleans.
I don't even know what she looks like.
Well that makes it a little difficult.
I'm told she looks like your typical Hispanic/White baby.
Hispanic, meaning she'll be good at cleaning. White, meaning she stands a chance in modern society.
I'm so posting all of these messages.
Have at it. I find it hilarious. So how old is this girl. I don't want to have to actually take care of my housecleaner. I want them coming here ready to clean. I'll put a box in the closet with a pillow and blanket in it. Just sleep, cook, eat the leftovers, and clean. Does that sound fair?
Well, I'm ** which doesn't make my daughter too old.
Damn. Any cousins/nieces that could fit the role?
Not that I know of.
Damn, I'll have to kidnap a maid/cook then.
NO I WON'T MAKE OUT WITH YOU!
This convo is OVER.
What an ass.