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UxKa
12-21-2007, 10:10 PM
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hIcURS9FGVmo4EfloYXcvFvni2XgD8TM66FO0



Woman Allegedly Stabs Husband Over Gift
2 hours ago

ROCK SPRINGS, Wyo. (AP) — A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday.

Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a local hospital for a wound to the chest and released, police said.

Misty Johnson made an initial court appearance Thursday in which she requested a court-appointed attorney, according to authorities. She was released after posting bail, which was set at $7,500.

There was no telephone listing for her in Rock Springs.

Authorities said Shawn Johnson called 911 just before 1 a.m. on Wednesday to report that his wife had stabbed him.

An officer patrolling the area arrived at the couple's apartment in less than a minute, said police Detective David Thompson. A medical team arrived a few minutes later.

According to court records, Shawn Johnson told police that his wife started arguing with him over his opening a Christmas present. Thompson said he did not know what the present was, or if it was intended for the husband.

As the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair, according to authorities. Police found a marriage license in the couple's apartment stating they were married in late September.

Misty Johnson was also taken to the hospital and treated for a minor cut to her leg before being jailed, Thompson said.

Information from: Rock Springs Rocket-Miner, http://www.rocketminer.com



Glad I don't care enough to look in mine.

Timone
12-21-2007, 10:11 PM
So that's what happened to bukky...

Big Swami
12-21-2007, 10:39 PM
This is some shit that only happens to drunks. People don't stab each other over Christmas presents unless they're wasted.

Tahoe
12-22-2007, 03:24 PM
What am I doing today, you ask? I'm going to go out and do a lil extra gift shopping for the wife and I'm leaving my stuff alone till Christmas.

Higherwarrior
12-22-2007, 04:33 PM
christmas truly is the most wonderful time of the year. glad to see everyone is in the spirit of the season.

Zekyl
12-22-2007, 11:32 PM
My grandma is a hardcore catholic so I always make sure to say Happy Holidays instead of Marry Christmas (she gets so angry, but its funny)

Timone
12-22-2007, 11:33 PM
"Happy Hannukah!"

Zekyl
12-23-2007, 12:05 AM
She got pissed at me today. She said "you're going to christmas eve service with me right?" and I said "why would I do that, I'm not a christian, I'm a deist"

Timone
12-23-2007, 12:06 AM
should've told her you worship Satan

Zekyl
12-23-2007, 12:09 AM
I didn't want to give her a heart attack.

UxKa
12-23-2007, 12:53 AM
should've told her you worship Satan

I did that to my CCD teacher, last time I ever had to go. Her response was 'I think you should talk to the father about that', I said 'No, my mind is pretty made up'.

Timone
12-23-2007, 12:53 AM
ahahahaha

Zip Goshboots
12-23-2007, 01:00 AM
Marriage:

That sacred institution of America, the cornerstone of the American Family. The very thing that needs a constitutional amendment to keep it sanctified so that gays and lesbians cannot contaminate our society by participating in in.
Marriage, as defined by this nation of hypocrites: One man, One woman, and it must be kept holy in the eyes of God. So that:<br>A guy in Michigan can murder his wife, cut her body up, and ten minutes later fuck his girlfriend, but only get convicted of 2nd degree murder
So that some trailer trash bimbo can stab her husband over a christmas gift!
So that most of us can get married 2-3 times in our lives!!!
So that more than 50% of marriages can end iun divorce!!!
So that we can be a nation of latchkey children raising themselves while their mommies and daddies try to figure out who's who and oh my god this is fucked up!

Marriage: Help Protect it against those GAYS!

Uncle Mxy
12-23-2007, 11:18 AM
I did that to my CCD teacher, last time I ever had to go. Her response was 'I think you should talk to the father about that', I said 'No, my mind is pretty made up'.
You forgot the part about how your head rotated 360 degrees and you threw up on her.

Big Swami
12-26-2007, 03:28 PM
I did that to my CCD teacher, last time I ever had to go. Her response was 'I think you should talk to the father about that'
And you should be like "I was going to talk to him about this, but I thought it would be best to wait until after Deny Christ Weekend."

Timone
12-26-2007, 03:32 PM
Jeesus Christttttttttt, deny your maker

Zekyl
12-28-2007, 09:45 AM
Nice reference!