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Wilfredo Ledezma
12-21-2007, 12:38 PM
Per RotoWorld (http://www.rotoworld.com/content/HeadLines.aspx?sport=NBA&hl=89706)


Gary Payton called his agent and said he wanted to play for the Celtics after watching Tony Allen fall for Chauncey Billups' pump fake at the buzzer Wednesday, costing Boston a potential win.


What a joke. GP already has his undeserved ring, so I wish he'd go away and die.

WTFchris
12-21-2007, 12:39 PM
Payton would have fallen down trying to stay in front of Billups.

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-21-2007, 12:41 PM
Gary Payton would probably not even have been in the game at such a crucial moment.

I mean honestly, if GP returns, why the hell would Doc even consider playing him towards the end of a close game???

Does Lindsey Hunter see the floor in the last seconds of a game?? Not any more.

Gary Payton is trying to get another ring to build is HOF status...what a clown, I hope he comes back and Jason Maxiell "Al Horfords" him when he goes up for a bunnie

Glenn
12-21-2007, 12:42 PM
Re: Gary Payton wants to be A Celtic

of course he does

I bet he wants to play for the Patriots, too

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-21-2007, 12:50 PM
Re: Gary Payton wants to be A Celtic

of course he does

I bet he wants to play for the Patriots, too


and I bet his agent contacted Kenny Holland as well to see if he can play for the Red Wings...I wish I knew how to photo shop GP's head on Zetterbergs body...that has avatar written all over it

WTFchris
12-21-2007, 01:52 PM
Payton doesn't fit on the Celtics really. He's a poor man's Rondo at this point. They like House because he's a change of pace for Rondo. Payton would simply be Rondo running in cement.

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-21-2007, 02:19 PM
Gary Payton want's to join Boston so they can be called "The Big Four"...


what a tool

Matt
12-21-2007, 04:18 PM
awesome. i'm much more afraid of a smaller, quicker guard like Rondo than an older, slower guard that Chauncey has shown he can own.

Big Swami
12-21-2007, 04:46 PM
...and I want to be an astronaut. Big fucking deal.

Fool
12-21-2007, 06:19 PM
Billups owned Payton in the 04 Finals. I don't think Ainge will expect Payton to have gotten better after 4 years.

Uncle Mxy
12-22-2007, 12:21 AM
Didn't he initially diss the Celtics when he played there?
Something about being pissy about a trade?

Zip Goshboots
12-22-2007, 12:27 AM
Are you sure he doesn;t want to be a Wolverine now that Rich Rodriguez is head coach? YEAH! WOOOOOO!

Black Dynamite
12-22-2007, 09:22 AM
Billups owned Payton in the 04 Finals. I don't think Ainge will expect Payton to have gotten better after 4 years.
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Fool
12-22-2007, 10:55 AM
You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

Zekyl
12-22-2007, 12:21 PM
Eh, I'd probably go for both the girls he's pictured with. Why not?

Kstat
12-22-2007, 05:25 PM
Travis Best wants to join Boston too...

http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/celtics/articles/2007/12/22/best_lobbying_to_come_home_from_europe/

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-22-2007, 05:37 PM
Man alive, the C's might as well contact Arvydas Sabonis, Popeye Jones, and Charles Oakley as well...

Glenn
12-22-2007, 07:09 PM
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Black Dynamite
12-22-2007, 07:14 PM
Touche's glenn. soon there will be a "I could play better than tony allen and i want a ring" thread.