I don't do it often enough, but every time I look at this courageous cock sucker's box score, it's amazing how often he courageously attempts more free throws than actual field goals.

Tonight's courageous effort vs. the Hawks:

FG: 8/17
FT: 20/22
Total points: 36

Shoot under 50% and score 36 points off of 17 fg attempts.
[smilie=heatsmiley2:

...and they still lost to Atlanta.

Great idea for a thread. I think it should be changed to "Dwyane Waaaaaaaaade courageous FT thread" though.

Didn't you photoshop that X360 cover Karl? I think it deserves a spot in this thread.

you gotta wonder if he got tired of taking falls for a 7-18 team...

UxKa, I'm actually embarassed about how shitty that cover looked.

Alonzo Mourning refused to leave what might have been the last game of his career on a stretcher.

After tearing the patellar tendon in his right knee in Miami's game against Atlanta on Wednesday night, the 37-year-old Heat center was placed on the stretcher, but he refused the ride.

"That's not the way I envisioned myself walking off the court for the last time in my career," he said. "I've been through so much in my life. If I had to crawl off the court I would have. Nobody was going to push me off on a stretcher off the court. That wasn't going to happen."

[smilie=heatsmiley2: [smilie=heatsmiley2:

Watch and learn Wade...

I've always liked Alonzo.

I've always liked Alonzo.

That's a fuckin' lie.

Nobody has ALWAYS liked Alonzo. Not even his own mother.

Fuck! i've been caught.

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/kid-caught-staring.jpg

That's a fuckin' lie.

Nobody has ALWAYS liked Alonzo. Not even his own mother.

Neither do his kidneys.


Boo!! Hiss! Asshole!

His teddy bear is even scared of him.

I use to like Zo back in the day. Now he just flexes and shows off every time he makes a decent play. He's annoying.

But no one can accuse him of being a pussy. For all the stupid showboating he does (FLEXOOOOO), he never backs down from shit and he always man's up. I've never been a huge fan of his, there's been times that he annoyed the crap out of me, but you've got to respect him for this.

Ok, I'm going to say it differently: I like Alonzo Mourning, when he DIDN'T play the Pistons.

I'd have to think that if Dwyane Wade had Zo's kidney problems, he wouldn't have left the hospital bed for months, if not a full year, with a constant IV drip of vicodin or something.

If Dwyane Wade had Zo's kidney problems, he would have ripped them out of his back and flung them into a crowd of defenders and earned himself a trip to the stripe.

From now on Free Throws will be named the Dwyane Wades.

I'm already calling them that in my mind, and it sounds good. Thanks, MM

"He is fouled and will now go to the line for two Dwyane Wades."

We like Dwyane Wades.
It's fun to shoot a Dwyane Wade once in a while.

Don't blame DwYaNe WaDe for all of this shit. He's merely a product of an Association which has forgotten it's past.

Way back in the day, guards knew their role on the wood. They also knew if they ventured into the paint, they'd get their heads torn off. If they could lob a couple of freebies successfully after being clocked, then good for them. Of course, these days Sheed simply has top BREATHE on that faggot (er...I mean "sexually challanged".. sorry Bukdow) Wade, and he get two for the courage.

It's coming down to NBA goon squads. The Pistons can hire Bob Probert to raise a bench of thugs. So what if the fouls pile up -- it would be their job. Wear Wade down, deck him as he flops into the lane, bloody his ass up. Make his earn those charity chucks.

*sniff*

*tear*

*cry*

I like seeing us knock Wade to the hardwood. If we're going to foul him, we might as well give him some pain to go with it.

Yes, I know I just typed we, but I don't feel like correcting it.

I like seeing us knock Wade to the hardwood. If we're going to foul him, we might as well give him some pain to go with it.

Yes, I know I just typed we, but I don't feel like correcting it.
Yesterday's hard foul = Today's flagrant 2

Wade 14-20 FGs, 10-12 FTs

They're in OT

Wade scores 41, and Miami still loses at home to New Jersey.

7-19

Wade finished with 24 FG attempts, 12 "Three" throws.

He courageously took it to the Nets' stifling defense.

The courage is insatiable.

vs Utah:

6-14 FGs
8-10 FTs

Ugh, his fg% has been horrid this year. Good thing he makes it to the line for an average of 10 extra points per game.

46.3% is horrible?

I just keep looking at these posts and a lot of them are 6-14 type stuff from what I recall. Then again, now that I think about it, that's still around 43%, which isn't too bad.

Zek wants a courageous 18 for 20 every night!

You mean from the line right?

He hit the GW FG too.

I'm sorry, was that G supposed to be a T?

Nope. HE tried drawing a three throw by doing the Billups pumpfake, but when that didn't work he just figured "fuck it" and threw that shit in. Clutch AND courageous.

Wow, that's so amazing it brings a tear to my eye:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/keith_potter/d-wade1.jpg

Oh my god...


Wade was shaken up with 30.1 seconds left in the half after being called for charging into the Jazz point guard. He stayed in the game, but walked into the locker room at halftime holding his right shoulder and was clearly bothered at times in the second half.

At the end, though, Wade was just fine -- and afterward, Riley was so thrilled, the dapper-dressed coach unbuttoned his shirt to show an inside-out Converse T-shirt bearing Wade's "From Robbins, Illinois" motto.

"I'm not into winning anymore and I'm not into losing," Riley said. "I'm into fighting. I think we have to live for the fight."

: puke :

: dead :

someone swat this shit

Dwyane wade has the power to make people gay apparently

I'm not surprised by that article. I was surprised the first hundred times I read one like it, but not anymore.

Made me cry.

A courageous 48 point losing effort vs the Magic in OT.

FG: 16/21
FT: 16/23

Courage at its finest. [smilie=heatsmiley2:

Pookie can't do it himself!

Well, he CAN, but you know what I mean.

This thread is brilliant.

I'd like to meet Dwyane's mom. Any woman that can name their kid "Dwyane" and have it pronounced like "Dwayne" must be cool.

Better not try to shake her hand or anything. She'd get some free throws.

Stuckey hasn't missed a free throw yet.

is that courageous?

NO, he takes under 10 per game.

Wade is nursing all sorts of injuries (shoulder, knee, pinkie), so he missed his first game since sitting out the first seven recovering from offseason surgeries.

"It was tough, but it wasn't my decision," Wade said.

Wade is officially a pussy. Anyone see the highlight of him getting his finger jammed? shit bet you he didnt play because it was Dallas

Wade had left shoulder nerve damage, is playing through soreness

ESPN.com news services
Updated: January 8, 2008, 1:56 PM ET

The truth about Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade's left shoulder may finally be coming out. On Monday, Miami Heat coach Pat Riley said he was concerned about Wade's health, and revealed additional, previously unknown details about the shoulder injury.

Riley said Wade's shoulder, injured in a Feb. 21 game against the Houston Rockets, was dislocated to an extreme extent, and that Wade also suffered serious nerve damage. Wade underwent surgery to repair the shoulder in May, and had surgery to fix the cartilage in his left knee on the same day.

"I don't think anybody realizes how bad this was." Riley told reporters in South Florida. "It was a reverse dislocation, which doesn't happen that much. And he had nerve damage."

Now, Wade's playing with soreness from both the shoulder and knee, as well as a bruised right shoulder, an injured shin and a jammed finger.

"I'm really, really concerned about it -- those are compensation injuries," said Riley, who has tried to limit Wade's minutes. "There have actually been some games when it was actually painful for me to watch him. He'd play something like 40 minutes and he was barely able to move [afterward]."

Wade sat out Friday at Dallas because of the shoulder pain, but did come off the bench to play in Memphis. He's not waiting for the soreness to go away, however. "I've just reached a point where I understand this is just how my body is going to feel," Wade said. "It's just how it's going to be, so you just got to toughen up mentally and go forward.

"We've still got some guys healthy," Wade said, "so I guess everything ain't gone wrong."


SO FUCKING COURAGEOUS!!

Wow.

What a fucking warrior.

What's he going to do next? Play with a sprained finger??!?!?!

http://www.womens-wellness.com/postcards/courage.gif

http://www.soar99.org/images/store/courage_charm.jpg
The Heat are planning to give these away at a future home game, only in the shape of the number 3.

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1157/couragevn5.jpg

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/page2/topstory/04232007_pg2_big.jpg

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=413&dateline=1199612132
Courage is something you are just born with, it's kind of like a birth defect, but not as bad. A lion is somebody that might have a lot of courage, for example.

I am a Leo and even I will admit that I am nothing like a Leo.

Dwyane Wade is the perfect example of a lion.

Glenn, I hope for his sake that you just made that quote up and put his face next to it, hahahaha.

:kennythejet:
Courage is something you are just born with, it's kind of like a birth defect, but not as bad. A lion is somebody that might have a lot of courage, for example.
I thought about this line and laughed about it earlier today.

True story.

The worst part is that I'm not sure if its real or not. He could really say something that stupid.

I thought about this line and laughed about it earlier today.

True story.

I'm embarassed to say that I did as well.

I was going to bump it, but it seemed kinda tacky.

The thought of Kenny calling a lion "somebody" is what makes it sound authentic, IMO.

So what he's saying is........Dwyane Wade is a lion?

http://www.bigfivesafaris.co.za/images/Male_lion.jpghttp://thehogblogger.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/wadearm.jpg

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd206/zekyl/Courage.jpg
Best I could do on short notice.

reverse dislocation

So it was out of its socket and got ... located?

http://www.amazon.com/Undeniable-Rise-Dwyane-Player-Profile/dp/B000VAHR1O/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1200285412&sr=8-1

What a courageous DVD

Throughout this whole thread, there are no posts with Wade's courageous trip off the court last season...

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2007/02/22/wade.jpg

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070221/070221_wade_vmed_8p.widec.jpg

so courageous...

What a courageous DVD
Life's a Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmr-CCt2Kww&feature=related) for him i guess...

Shawn (SB, CA): If he could stay healthy enough to compete, D.Wade would be good on A.Gladiators.

J.A. Adande: (3:57 PM ET ) They don't call fouls in Amercian Gladiators

LOL

OWNED!

J.A. Adande is now my favorite ATH panelist for that.

D-WADE will courageously miss tonight's Heat/Magic game with flu-like symptoms

It's an excuse for the impending blowout.

I think the offseason is going to be funny. I just have the feeling that Wade is going to ask for a trade. Any way you look at it, I love seeing the Heat suck as bad as they do.

Would you accept Wade to Detroit in a trade? I'm not discussing who we'd have to give up or anything like that, just whether you'd accept him or not.

There's no point in asking that, because he wouldn't come here.

"It's too colllllllllllllllllllld!"

Nope. I actually like watching basketball. Not the NBA version of the shootout: "THE FREETHROW CONTEST."


Wake me up when the Heat game is over.

The injury thing worries me...a lot....but yes.

I'd take Wade too, but like Hermy said: the injury thing worries me.

Would you accept Wade to Detroit in a trade? I'm not discussing who we'd have to give up or anything like that, just whether you'd accept him or not.

You can't answer that question without also exploring what we'd have to give up (at least minimally on a salary level). I can't answer an impossible hypothetical situation. It's not going to happen, but to entertain your senario it would have to be something like "would you trade RIP and Tay for Wade"? Otherwise this conversation is pointless.

Would I trade for him, no. I can't stand his game. Perhaps that would change on a team with other options, but I doubt it. He does that crap when Shaq is in there shooting %75 and not getting the ball too.

http://blogs.sun-sentinel.com/.a/6a00d8341c2c7653ef0115721226c5970b-800wi

The suit, vest, and bowtie are nice, until you see the fake glasses and realize that he's just trying way too hard (I'll rescind that comment if he actually needs glasses but I doubt it). Plus, if you're going to dress snazzy, lose the stupid face sticker.

IT'S A BAND AID

The suit, vest, and bowtie are nice, until you see the fake glasses and realize that he's just trying way too hard (I'll rescind that comment if he actually needs glasses but I doubt it). Plus, if you're going to dress snazzy, lose the stupid face sticker.
I agree with that entirely. The suit is solid. His face is tragic.

Urkel agrees, too.

Just read that D-WADE is leaving Converse for Nike.

How quickly will they start filming the LeBron/Kobe/Wade/MJ commercials?

Puppets?

Wade's small enough, he can just play himself next to the puppets.

Why does he need a band-aid there? Did he cut himself breaking his regular glasses?

The band-aid said "Wade". Originally he had a cut but then he got his Wade-aids and started wearing them as a fashion statement until the NBA told him to knock it off.

Band-Wade?

I smell bizniz opportunity.

Band-Wade?

I smell bizniz opportunity.


:cogent:


Is Gator-Wade next? I've heard it helps pick you up.

I just invented the word couwadeous. Time to update the thwead title.

This is fun.

He looks like a guy you juss wanna beat the shit outta.

:cogent:


Is Gator-Wade next? I've heard it helps pick you up.

Yeah, it's delivered to you in a wheelchair.

But only when your injury doesn't need a wheelchair, like a dislocated shoulder or a hyperextended elbow.