Pistons have no chance against the Boston Celtics this year. I'm issuing a Guarantee that the Pistons get swept 3-0 by the Celtics this season. I wish Boston could play Detroit 4 times this season, for 4 obvious easy wins that is.

If the Pistons even make it as far as Boston in the playoffs, I'll issue a guaranteed sweep, 4-0 Celtics.

No, not "guaransheed" wow those really work for you Pistons, huh?

You believe in what, losing in 6 games to superior teams?

For something better because those peons are not cutting in, and Rip Hamilton is the most over rated player I've ever seen.

I would say trade for Kobe, but he didn't and doesn't want to come to Thugsville Michigan.

And your players are NOT that good. Chauncey Billups is grossly over rated, Amir Johnson is worth 11-12 mill for 3 years? HOW? He played in 11 games in 2 seasons and gets that money?? Nice job, Joe Dumbass.

By the way, Jason Maxiell can't play.

What has Detroit done to get any sort of fame over the past decade? Worthless franchise full of thugs who fight when they can't win. Good job, Pisstons.

I knew they would, first off, does anyone actually still think they're a contender? hahahaha they are not. DDDDDDEEEEEEEEEETROIITTTTTTTTT BASSSSSSKETTTTTBAAAAAAALLALALALALLALAAL

Hope this happens to Billups..

Did anyone see the T.J. Ford injury? He got smoked in the face by Al Horford then slammed his head on the floor when he landed. Might have reinjured his surgically repaired neck. It didn't look good.

how didnt it look good? wow you're a piston fan, should have expected stupidity

Look at these piston fan predictions, pathetic sums it up. You guys will not win anything except a couple regular season games, you're a 1 year wonder, that was proven.

Troll? At WTF? Or someone trying to be funny?

Yay a troll.


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lol you guys havent figured out who i am :P

ill give a gift to anyone who can figure out who I am...

hint: i post here regularly

broken hands are good, especially when they happen to retards

Why not give us the gift of shutting the fuck up?

WORST GIMMICK EVER

EDIT: if you really want to troll a website, why not try trolling http://realgm.com/boards/index.php? (http://goatse.ca)

bukdow?

Hey PistonsLoseLOL, I challenge you to a fight. Anytime you want it, faggot.

Bring your buddy Paul Pierce so I can stab him in the face.

Can we keep him?

I was wondering if anyone wanted to actually keep him around as opposed to blowing away his IP and giving him the dildo.

Poll?

He probably won't post again anyway.

Anyone notice a trend?

I'm pretty sure that I know who it is.

IP info helps quite a bit, although he's using a different one that he normally uses if it really is, in fact, a regular poster.

Who is it?

It's bukdow isn't it? I knew it. Ban!

I was debating guessing it was The Mailman just trying to have some fun....

I'm a Celtics fan, but I would never do that.

Just for that, you can find yourself a new hero. Bitch.

I'm a Celtics fan, but I would never do that.


Makes sense, the Green/White loyalty runs deep.

The winning doesn't hurt, either, of course.

I assumed it was Mailman too.

If I'm wrong with my first guess, my second guess is that it is Burton.

I'm hurt. I feel betrayed.

I bet it's Glenn.

Don't feel hurt, we just think you'd be the one brilliant enough to come up with such a clever deed. You're still my hero.

~cue Enrique video~

Don't feel hurt, we just think you'd be the one brilliant enough to come up with such a clever deed. You're still my hero.

Wow, dude. You really take this board shit seriously.

http://www.celebritycowboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/lance-gay.jpg

I actually think this might be one of the coolest names on WTF.

I don't support gay marriage. I'm just not ready for a commitment yet.

http://communitiesonline.homestead.com/files/troll_2.jpg

Sarcasm, sir. I guess I should have used the green text.

RG, why did you have to bring Bukdow into this?

haha k guys ill reveal who i am.

im not a celtics fan.

im not a heat fan

and you're damn sure im not a Cavs fan.

IM A PISTONS FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA WOW and you guys have all guessed wrong, wanna go party now when we win the title? ;)

<3 lovez ya

WOW, if you've ever seen a more pussier bunch of homos in green, look no further than the Boston Celtics.

First off, paul pierce, guy cant win a game.

Secondly, ray allen, guy cant fuck his wife right.

Third off, kevin garnett has never put up any significant stats, you may think he has, but fuck his life.

Pistons will win it all this year.

Guess how deep the celtics bench is? ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who do they have off the bench? Nobody. Not a single person.

Pistons? Everyone, fuck the NBA.

Celtics suck dick, their record is a mirror image of their priority to fuck men.

19-2 is a Lie. Pistons are better, and have a Team, celtics have 3 guys who cant get it done in bed.

Oh by the way, Glen Davis ate his way into Chuck-E-Cheez one time and ate the cunt at the registry.

Anyone heard that story of that large fat fuckin shit?

Don't ask me for info on James Posey, guy recently gave a blowjob to his Uncle for weed.

Don't mention Kendrick Perkins or Rajon Rondo, because they were recently begging bums for money.

Gabe Pruitt is seeking a 50 mill extension, because his new girlfriend "looks hot". Fuck you, Gabe.

Pistons in 2008, book it, Guaranteed.

Fuck you, Boston. You guys cheat your way to every "win".

Please keep this thread in here if you hate the Celtics like me. Thanks.

Rapeage for Detroit, obv.

Charlottes GM is Retarded, we rape, as always.

Rod Higgins, THATS THE FUCKIN BITCHES NAME

Dumars raped Higgins, and he would rape anybody in a trade to be honest, when hasn't he won a trade?

Plain Ridiculous, IMO. Which matters, cause my opinion matters, obv.

What else is new?

wow move this thread lol i didnt mean to post it here

Refs suck, cavs fouled THE shit out of us and no calls, david stern are you happy fuckbag?

DETROIT PLAYS DEFENSE, BOSTON PLAYS WOMEN - 2008 QUOTE

"Wanna make out?" it only shows that detroit is bitter and jealous that Darko Milicic is no longer part of the Pistons. Why even show everyone that this bothers you people? So what, he's a piston from the past, get over it, move on, and dont post stupid pics of him with retarded captions. Bitterness and Jealousy is shown by posting that.

No one is bitter around here, right?

Pistons always get things handed to them (3 titles were given away to Detroit) and now finally some Good News.

yeah

Hey guys I just made up a song right now, my rap name is Chiller Chon and this song is called Conjure Up Some Thoughts.

Chiller Chon - Conjure Up Some Thoughts

(Hook)
Conjure up some thoughts - NIGGER
I may be a big - NIGGER
but I cannot find my - NIGGER
the quick and obsolete story of - NIGGER

(Verse 1)
hey mister whats that sound, wanna hear me again friend?
I tried spittin lyrics for Wyandotte parties but just got rammed in the ass
I told that hoe I was a spittin' pro, she through me into the do'
Finally I grew some Platinum Balls, and placed them into her mouth
Wanna hear me go, wanna hear me flow?
Wanna get me a family with a Recow-low?
Didn't I tell yall I was from the Future?
Or did I mention the fact I'm a Denture
Big teeth big teeth and what does that mean?
I got a big dick with a huge ass scrotum
Place me on the Injured Reserve
And I will flip yall the bird
So So So...

(Hook)
Conjure up some thoughts - NIGGER
I may be a big - NIGGER
but I cannot find my - NIGGER
the quick and obsolete story of - NIGGER

(Verse 2)
Big and white and on friday nights
I look for dykes over at Trippin Heights
When I see a broad I can fuck
I pluck her titties and don't give a fuck
Tick tuck her jaw, and massage her dick?
I don't think so, I ain't Kevin McHale
In face in fact I turned a grin
And chased a a girl through a fishing pool
Don't hurt me and I won't hurt you
What chu starin at, I ain't a mirror
Big choice big voice put me on the Christmas List
Maybe I'll hit, maybe I'll miss
But that's not the fact, of the Story
That dunk by Awvee Storey
Give me a beat, give me some street
Give me a blowjob, so I go hard

(Hook)
Conjure up some thoughts - NIGGER
I may be a big - NIGGER
but I cannot find my - NIGGER
the quick and obsolete story of - NIGGER

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah boyyyyyyyyyy, you know we been slangin shits off in da crib, look no further than this babyyyyy

Conjure up some thoughts, conjure up some thoughts, thoughts..

*Beat fades*

Jager