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UxKa
12-12-2007, 12:19 AM
I got this idea the other day. I made myself a plate of 3 eggs, 3 pieces of toast, 5 slices of bacon, and a pile of hashbrowns the size of a nerf football. For some reason it seemed funny to take a before and after pic, but unfortunately I ate half of it before I got the idea so I'll kick it off with a giant bowl of popcorn. Really it could be anything, not just food... Michael Jackson before and after would be an obvious choice. I'm sure you guys will come up with some good ones.


Before:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/UxKa/before.jpg


After:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/UxKa/after.jpg

DrRay11
12-12-2007, 12:24 AM
Wow, this seems like a lot of effort... I don't know if we're all about that.

but kudos

DennyMcLain
12-12-2007, 12:48 AM
Wow, this seems like a lot of effort... I don't know if we're all about that.

but kudos

e-ray, maybe you could do your before and after with:

An unopened bottle of Jack Daniels

and

The same bottle an hour later.

UxKa
12-12-2007, 01:10 AM
It's not like you have to take your own pics.

Be careful with your iPhone Denny:
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2007/09/29/iphone-before-after.jpg

Zekyl
12-12-2007, 02:17 AM
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/10017.jpg

Zekyl
12-12-2007, 02:18 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Nagasaki_1945_-_Before_and_after_(adjusted).jpg
Atom bomb


Above is vasectomy.

UxKa
12-12-2007, 01:13 PM
Before:
http://www.susanragan.com/news/images/cripsint.jpg


After:
http://www.smugmug.com/photos/6351753-S.jpg

Timone
12-12-2007, 01:16 PM
http://mozey.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/arnold_before_after.jpg

UxKa
12-12-2007, 01:36 PM
Before:
http://zerojooce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/angelina-jolie-wallpaper-1600x1200.jpg


After:
http://www.funnyremix.com/blog/img/funny_celeb_007.jpg

Fool
12-12-2007, 02:13 PM
Before
9KU8Ufo6PT8&NR


After
P9LmHXXWiJs

Zekyl
12-12-2007, 02:54 PM
Wow........

Big Swami
12-12-2007, 03:09 PM
I just....well....hmmm.

Tahoe
12-13-2007, 01:36 AM
I like this thread

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-13-2007, 01:50 PM
BEFORE BARRY

http://www.sudftw.com/watn/Fontes11597.jpg



AFTER BARRY

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1783899.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F1063ADC927B457C1B1C 5A5397277B4DC33E

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/647461.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19332EFD823EFD41CFD4C742ECD81C44320 284831B75F48EF45

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/marty_mornhinweg_a.jpg

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/sioncampus/11/10/college/p1_mariucci2.jpg

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/56510212.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEAF753269BD2279C0 A40A659CEC4C8CB6

http://www.nflhs.com/images/CoachPics/RodMarinelli2006-200.jpg

Timone
12-13-2007, 01:53 PM
Before:

http://www.windsongcharters.com/images/gay1_frame.JPG


After:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=3412&dateline=1138644630

Now:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8531~Manly-Essence-Posters.jpg

UxKa
12-13-2007, 01:55 PM
Before:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/485646945_9c9a4bc70d.jpg


After:
http://www.2-bodybuilding.com/uploads/posts/thumbs/1172679583_myophile.jpg


Way after:
http://howardlindzon.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/att00413.jpg

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-13-2007, 02:00 PM
BEFORE

http://www.guardianchronicle.com/images/the%20world%20trade%20center.jpg



AFTER

http://www.hkc.org/images/pictures/pa_tf1_wtc/World%20Trade%20Center.JPG

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-13-2007, 02:01 PM
sorry, that was in poor taste

Timone
12-13-2007, 02:01 PM
Yeah. What's wrong with you?

Wait...

*realizes that he's the same dude who posted a Virginia Tech joke*

Zekyl
12-13-2007, 02:03 PM
Eh, I don't get offended by that shit. It was before, it was after, you weren't mocking it.

Big Swami
12-13-2007, 02:03 PM
I can't quite put my finger on it, but for some reason, suddenly, I'm depressed.

Glenn
12-13-2007, 02:04 PM
thread killa

Timone
12-13-2007, 02:04 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10101638A~John-Travolta-Grease-Posters.jpg

http://www.mcnblogs.com/thehotblog/archives/ravolta1.jpg

thread saviya

Timone
12-13-2007, 02:07 PM
I love this thread. I have a knack for making threads popular:

Before I post in a thread:

http://www.kloudiia.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Puppy.JPG

After:

http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1152163182.jpg

Zekyl
12-13-2007, 02:15 PM
Who cares about that dog, I'll take the chick that's with it.

Timone
12-13-2007, 02:18 PM
Before Zekyl said that:

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/silence/archives/kissing.jpg

After:

http://www.outofcourtsolutions.com/images/divorce_mediation_image.jpg

Big Swami
12-13-2007, 02:19 PM
That is one hell of a dog. Big dogs are the best.

UxKa
12-13-2007, 02:21 PM
I had a feeling Mailman would have fun with this.

Big Swami
12-13-2007, 02:36 PM
AFTER

http://www.hkc.org/images/pictures/pa_tf1_wtc/World%20Trade%20Center.JPG
Chris Osgood must have been standing in front of it.

Too soon?

UxKa
12-13-2007, 02:43 PM
Before:
http://www.rivermistalpacas.com.au/images/alpaca_image1f.jpg http://www.capitolint.com/Fairs/BATMAN/Batman%20&%20Robin%20pictures.jpg


After:
http://www.mrdiggles.com/img/batman-is-dead.jpg


Yes I'm bored.

Big Swami
12-13-2007, 02:51 PM
If only Wesley Willis were here today to tell us how an alpaca whooped Batman's ass. Sigh.

UxKa
12-13-2007, 03:15 PM
He ran away, took his career with him, and was never seen again.

Timone
12-13-2007, 03:19 PM
LOL, nice one.

Zekyl
12-13-2007, 04:26 PM
Chris Osgood must have been standing in front of it.

Too soon?
Never too soon.

Note: If you have to ask "Too soon?", its the perfect timing for those with a real sense of humor.

Zekyl
12-13-2007, 04:26 PM
Before Zekyl said that:

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/silence/archives/kissing.jpg

After:

http://www.outofcourtsolutions.com/images/divorce_mediation_image.jpg
What's that supposed to mean? I thought the lady was hot and it ruined the mood?

Timone
12-13-2007, 04:28 PM
If only Wesley Willis were here today to tell us how an alpaca whooped Batman's ass. Sigh.

Yes! Fellow Wesley Willis fan!

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-13-2007, 04:31 PM
Yeah. What's wrong with you?

Wait...

*realizes that he's the same dude who posted a Virginia Tech joke*


When did I make a VaTech joke?

Timone
12-13-2007, 04:35 PM
No, I made the Virginia Tech joke. I don't feel like repeating it because it wasn't funny to begin with apparently.

Timone
12-13-2007, 04:39 PM
http://www.americanhealthandbeauty.com/BeforeAfter/Greenberg-butt-meso.jpg

Timone
12-13-2007, 04:40 PM
Before:

http://x2e.xanga.com/c7bd672702532123401499/w89168727.jpg

After:

http://www.speakwell.com/well/2005spring/media/mailman.jpg


I'm changing lives, one person at a time.

UxKa
12-13-2007, 04:46 PM
Before:
http://cache.bordom.net/images/69d2d25b93741343f36fcf1b1661167c.gif


After:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/fire_fly21/lilsispool2006yo0copy.jpg

Zekyl
12-13-2007, 04:53 PM
Before:

http://imalbum.aufeminin.com/album/D20070211/262976_YJHKLUA4DGBZX6LUPCAM3EM6RKVDLA_mi_novio_H17 0749_L.jpg

After:

http://www.speakwell.com/well/2005spring/media/mailman.jpg


I'm changing lives, one person at a time.
So Before was a tiny little dot, and you turned it into a postman?

Zekyl
12-13-2007, 04:54 PM
http://www.americanhealthandbeauty.com/BeforeAfter/Greenberg-butt-meso.jpg
So basically Dr. Greenberg will show you how nasty you look, then take a picture and show you that same nasty in better lighting.

Timone
12-13-2007, 04:54 PM
So Before was a tiny little dot, and you turned it into a postman?

Nice catch, fixing the pic now.

Zekyl
12-13-2007, 05:26 PM
THAT makes much more sense.

I have kind-of emo hair, had a lengthy discussion about it with a metalhead I work with. We've come to the conclusion that the only reason I have hair like that is because it gets me laid. Girls love guys that look like douchebags. I don't like the emo look, I am annoyed by having to brush my hair out of my face when I'm working on my car or running, but at the end of the day when I say "I'm going back to the buzz cut I had all through high school", some girl always says not to because girls think the gay emoish hair is hot. Why do girls like it?

Zekyl
12-13-2007, 05:29 PM
Mailman, as the only one who's seen pictures of me, is the only one that can comment.

UxKa
12-13-2007, 05:32 PM
My gf tells me not to grow my hair out. Just buzzed it about an hour ago, feels nice.

edit: She doesn't "tell" me to do anything. She does however, support my buzzed head.

Timone
12-13-2007, 05:35 PM
Mailman, as the only one who's seen pictures of me, is the only one that can comment.

and who refuses to

Zekyl
12-13-2007, 05:37 PM
Haha.

MoTown
12-13-2007, 09:48 PM
Let's try this backwards.


After:

http://www.detroitbadboys.com/images/jason-maxiell-dunking.jpg

Before:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/86/254553966_f17597b6d6.jpg?v=0

Good games start with a proper, balanced diet.

Timone
12-13-2007, 10:19 PM
Before:
http://www.monoblogue.us/images/Fire%20Millen%20photo.jpg

After:
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061222/061222_lionsprotest_vlg_2p.widec.jpg

...err, yeah, nevermind...

Zekyl
12-14-2007, 02:04 AM
Max is showing off his baby-eatin' tooths in that pic for sure!

UxKa
12-14-2007, 01:02 PM
Max is showing off his baby-eatin' tooths in that pic for sure!

Before:
http://www.illustratortechniques.com/gallery/files/uploads/32/full/werewolf.jpg


After:
http://www.detroitbadboys.com/images/jason-maxiell-dunking.jpg

Timone
12-14-2007, 04:26 PM
Before:

http://fbb3853.k12.sd.us/Fan%20Page/051210_reggie_vmed_7p_widec.jpg

After:

http://i.cnn.net/si/si_online/covers/images/2007/0730_large.jpg

Zekyl
12-14-2007, 04:31 PM
Beautiful. I love that he's turned into basically a utility man in the NFL. He can do a little bit of everything, but he's not a star at anything.

Timone
02-17-2008, 12:52 PM
Me before (my arrival, few months after):

http://www.utahjazz.com.br/02172005-karl-malone.jpg


Me after (since a few weeks ago or so):
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos/2004-05-05-inside-malone.jpg
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2826575.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED1DD2EC52BCDC88BF 5A5397277B4DC33E