Juanita Jordan could possibly "get more than $150 million in a settlement, making the Jordan divorce the most expensive in entertainment history

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,266343,00.html

Is Juanita the one that was in Space Jam?

Prostate

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/prostate.jpg

Prostrate

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/prostrate.jpg

pronate

Whatever Juanita gets, I bet you any money Heather Mills eventually becomes the all-time champion. Juanita and Michael didn't get married until 1989, when he was already king of the world, so he doesn't really owe her much of anything except child support and lifestyle expenses. She'll get a chunk of his fortune, but not a large chunk.

Unless they got married in California, in which case: hahahahahahaha.

Unless they got married in California, in which case: hahahahahahaha.
??

I don't know the Cali laws.

Everything is "half" in Cali. No-fault divorce state.

EDIT: Child support notwithstanding.

You don't even have to be married in CA for a partner to get half.

Then I guess he had better be hoping and praying that he can prove his primary residence is in some other state.