3,000!!


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The greatest poster to never be a mod. Period.



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"CANNNNNNNNN

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


DIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

IT????????????????????!"

Mailman for ROY!

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"This was a record that required skill, longevity, and determination."

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" He did it...the right way."

Come on Balkan, show some class...

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Thanks Hank, thanks Larry...

Wow, I don't even know where to begin...

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I want to thank Glenn, I want to thank Zip Goshboots, I want to thank e-ray, MoTown, Zekyl, b-diddy, Wil Ledezma, Swami...shoot, so many. If I didn't remember to put you down here, I surely will when I get the next 3,000...thank you....


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w00t

Only 17,000 more to catch up with Wilt.

Come on Balkan, show some class...

Oh my little domesticated Wolverine, I was preocupied moving my old aunt into a nursing home this weekend.

But here, a montage I have found that celebrates your small achievement.

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If I lived with you I'd enter myself into a home. Lovely vid though.

Oh my little domesticated Wolverine, I was preocupied moving my old aunt into a nursing home this weekend.

Balkan, when it comes time to move you into a home, have your mother give this guy a call first:

http://www.andychristie.com/graphics/kervorkian.jpg

Balkan, I bite my thumb at you.

Balkan, when it comes time to move you into a home, have your mother give this guy a call first:

http://www.andychristie.com/graphics/kervorkian.jpg

By the time I'm that old, he will be dead, and so will you. But before you die, I will come visit you in the nursing home your located in. I will offer wishes for a pleasant afterlife and then make you watch the UM loss to App. St. over and over, and over again. Unless of course before that time there is a worse loss and I will make you watch that instead.


Balkan, I bite my thumb at you.

Mailman, I invoke the curse of Zach Miner upon you.

Here is a picture of me training a guy to shoot his pistol. I'm the one on the right

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Balkan, if you want to use a gun, this is how you SHOULD use it:

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Here's Balkan and his girlfriend:

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Here is a picture of Zip training a guy to shoot his pistol. He forgot his earing protection so decided to use his gun instead.http://www.fsdblog.com/images/hearing_protection.jpg

fixed.


Balkan, if you want to use a gun, this is how you SHOULD use it:

You killedl Kirk Corbane? You sonofabitch.


Here's Balkan and his girlfriend:

I remember that, I was kicking you out for ordering that one that looked like Zip for yourself.

Considering you don't know his name is actually Kurt Cobain, not Kirk Corbane, and your last response there didn't make any sense, you might as well just give up.

the first thing I did was congratulate you on your achievement. The rest is mindless banter. Or did you think I was taking you and Zip seriously? Also, my mistake on Kurt Cobain's name, I did not remember his name exactly because I did not follow his career at all.

Me neither, but I knew his name.

the first thing I did was congratulate you on your achievement. The rest is mindless banter.

All of your posts are mindless banter.

Nearly 1,000 posts in about two weeks is an amazing feat.

If you included all of the ones that you deleted, I think we'd definitely be witnessing history.

I can't wait to see what you have planned for #4,000.

To celebrate my 4000th I'm probably just going to feel up my sister's body, kiss her, and tell her how much I love her.

Is she your better ho too?

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To celebrate my 4000th I'm probably just going to feel up my sister's body, kiss her, and tell her how much I love her.

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Golly you look pritty Suzy...

So, you're past 4000, is your sister a good kisser?

You'd have to ask my balls that.

Karl's balls, is Karl's sister a good kisser?

They're asleep right now, you'll have to wake them up. Bryan.

I think I'll pass on that one. They'll answer when they're good and ready.

So, you're past 4000, is your sister a good kisser?

Hey, did you know I'm your uncle?

Oh really?

5,000 in the crosshairs

Where am I all time? 2nd? 3rd?

check the member list and sort by post totals

4th, not bad for a ROOKIE!

5th. You gotta add Glenn's Florida recounting ass.

Damn. Oh well. NOT GONNA CRY, though.

I checked it out, I'm something like 16th. But the only people ahead of me that were newer then me were Karl and Zip. I'm ok with that.

I just noticed that The Mailman is about to take over the lead for # of posts.

You thinking tomorrow afternoon, TMM?

Glenn, I've gone on record as saying I just may retire before I pass WTFchris.


and get a job

In all honesty, I'm thinking sometime next week.

or tomorrow?

I'm getting a steak and a BJ.

Seriously, when I got out of prison and discovered this board, I have been the happiest I've ever been in my entire life.

YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MARCH

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My birthday's in August.

But anyway, I am truly humbled. The fact I am now #2 on the all time posting list is great, yes, but at the same time I realize I haven't played my best game yet.

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Won't be seeing any huge celebration when I become #1.

My birthday's in August.

But March 14th is the recognized day, where we all qualify.

Sucks if your birthday is that day, too.

I can get a steak and a BJ from the baby momma any day I want.

or i'll beat her ass
jk

I just want to say that when I move into #1 tomorrow, this record is not tainted.

Period.

Somebody quickly ban him to save the face of WTF!!!

We can't have a Mailman as our #1 contributer!


(Chris - please post 7,000 times this evening to avoid this emergency. I don't care what the content it, although I would like to read each post individually if they're meaningful)

Post count check. Jesus. It was like the other day that the dude was passing me.

Somebody quickly ban him to save the face of WTF!!!

We can't have a Mailman as our #1 contributer!



I disagree.

The only reason I post at the rate I do is so I can get "it over with".

You will see a lot less of me after the record becomes mine!

Or will you?

mwaha...mwahah...mwahaaha

But March 14th is the recognized day, where we all qualify.

Sucks if your birthday is that day, too.
That's the birthday of my best friend from grade school. Sucks to be him.

ONE MORE POST!

Fuck it, I'm going to get it over with.

#1

*applause* I'll send my ex-girlfriend right over for you.

No, that's ok.

I've accomplished everything I've wanted to on this board.

I'M DONE!!

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/retirement.jpg

Well, I guess I'd better take that Stockton photo down then.

Zek with 5K

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I feel like this picture should have the lead broken off.

I feel like this picture should have the lead broken off.

It's not lead, it's graphite, and in 10 years you'll wish you listened to me when I told you to invest in graphite mining/manufacturing.
(Ps, I told you just now)