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Tahoe
11-07-2007, 08:15 PM
STUTTGART, Germany (AP) - The International Tennis Federation is investigating allegations that Tommy Haas was poisoned before Germany's Davis Cup match against Russia.

Haas was forced out of his match against Mikhail Youzhny with a suspected stomach virus as Russia won both reverse singles matches on Sept. 23 to win the semifinal series 3-2 and reach the Davis Cup final.

That is the begining of THIS (http://msn.foxsports.com/tennis/story/7419036) story.

Zip Goshboots
11-07-2007, 09:42 PM
Fuckin' Commies are posioning EVERYONE nowadays!

Timone
11-07-2007, 10:08 PM
Maybe I shouldn't eat these perogi---

Zip Goshboots
11-08-2007, 12:31 PM
Did you say "probe"?

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/petey/sls/safaris/2007/aliens/probe_insert.jpg

Zip Goshboots
11-08-2007, 01:41 PM
Or did you say "probe"?

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Timone
11-08-2007, 03:10 PM
This wouldn't be the first time...

http://www.alexanderpalace.com/2006rasputin/p/rasputin22.jpg

Timone
11-10-2007, 02:51 PM
Tennis is "grimey", as the kids on the street say.