I've got some stuff saved up but not sure if its effective or not, so I thought I/we could practice here.

Topic: So when the Blue and Gold bootlicks say Sparty football sucks right now, we reply?

"No it doesn't"

Is that pretty good? effective? Or back to the drawing board for more better defenses?

Is "Spartanism" a recognized religion?

I'm not sure if its a recognized, tax deductible religion or not. I've heard it described as 'not a thing, but you either are sparty or you are not' Not my words but from a great Sparty philosopher.

I've got some stuff saved up but not sure if its effective or not, so I thought I/we could practice here.

Topic: Sparty football sucks right now.

Who lost to Appalachian State? Shut the fuck up then.

Winner! Next topic please

Mike Hart is not a problem.

Who's the Sparty pants, here?

Mouth Hart is a nancy-boy. Constantly injured and if he didn't attend UofM he wouldn't even be mentioned on the national stage. Maybe for the Hyman trophy but thats about it.

I guarantee you that Mouth Hart will be limping off the field in the next game.

Just use this picture whenever you're at a loss for words:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1125/1298912656_485f194262.jpg?v=0

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/michigan(1).jpg

Or if a Michigan fan is to gloat about beating MSU, just tell them that they are OSU's bitch.

Don't forget to use the term: "Our basketball team is going to kick your ass!"

Always reliable. Don't forget to show them how obse--I mean knowledgeable you are of Michigan's failures and embarassments by bringing up the Fab Five/Webber's timeout, Kordell Stewart's Hail Mary, etc...

http://www.dangerouslogic.com/images/edwards_msu_2004_front.jpg

http://www.dangerouslogic.com/images/edwards_msu_2004_back.jpg


and the rear view...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4d/Msu-um-2001b.jpg

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4d/Msu-um-2001b.jpg


Yeah, I was 13 when that happened...


anything more recent?

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1597288.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F10610B57E33BD165B39 5A5397277B4DC33E

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/72911756.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABBFAFD85514AD10965 A40A659CEC4C8CB6

http://www.collegefootballnow.com/files/images/terrence-nunn-sprints-touchdown.jpg

http://www.thebucknut.com/resources/Vince.jpg

http://www.mikedesimone.com/m03/usc/ap20.jpg

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/college/_photos/2006-11-15-forecast.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/thephoneman/bildeNewTbl1AvisA3Dato20061007Kateg.jpg

LOL you win.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLASS/130-126~Big-Brother-is-Watching-You-Posters.jpg


http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/mike-hart-crazy-look.jpg

http://www.theguycode.com/stories/1.16/pics/riot.jpg

http://www.nhl.com/features/gallery/finals/gm3/images/page3.jpg

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061113/061113_dancing_smith_hmed4p.widec.jpg

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Bob-Barker.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TRND/FP8818~Hannah-Montana-Posters.jpg

http://www.cappella.demon.co.uk/images/failure.gif

http://rushthecourt.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/uruguay.jpg

http://www.themeparkreview.com/dollywood/dolly35.jpg

My Favorite Place in the World...

One Time I Saw Nehemiah Warrick and Oren Wilson here.

http://www.sportsfanbedding.com/Sports_Coverage_College/Michigan_State_Spartans.jpg

http://imgsrv.1270sports.com/image/wxyt/UserFiles/Image/Mike-Valenti.gif

http://www.bullwinkleblog.com/wp-content/photos/lewis1.jpg

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/4898/saget4zf.jpg

Wow this got off topic...

Wow this got off topic...

Not at all. It's "practice for Sparty conversion"

These are all quality suggestions that would prepare you for a life of

http://www.grizzoulian.com/johnlsmith.jpg

especially #29

Currently listening to: Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go

Oooh, looks like a swat.

George Michael told me in a restroom once he was an MSU fan.

Get real familiar with this, especially late in a close game you are trying to win:

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/12/92/23459212.jpg

Things I don't get: why some pictures never load for me anymore on here.

Get real familiar with this, especially late in a close game you are trying to win:

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/77147739.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193F017BA0BE69430F7E1C2BFB4AD84464C 284831B75F48EF45


I don't see the pic...

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r147807_521790.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/slink/images/255x143/girl_banana.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/slink/images/255x143/girl_banana.jpg



how subliminal...

George Michael told me in a restroom once he was an MSU fan.
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go is the new MSU theme song.
NE-hEomqciY

orangemokafrappucino.

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Gay-Pride-Parade.jpg

Topic: So when the Blue and Gold bootlicks say Sparty football sucks right now, we reply?
This one's for you, Tahoe:
http://noise.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/02/romneyum.jpg

No need to practice now, fellas. I'm IN.

The Mailman,

I need to know more about what goes on under the green and white tent.

Do they serve cocktail weenies? Those little meatballs that you eat with a toothpick?

Natty Light Ice?

Glenn,

I'm having a great time under the green and white tent.

Sincerely,
Mailman

DETAILS KARL, DETAILS!

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/7/y/Q/athfcarl.jpg

Zekyl,

It's fun.

Mailman,

How do I become a Sparty? bukdow never answers any of my posts. I think he has me on ignore. Are you able to bring me to the party, or do I need an invite from him?

Sincerely,

MoTown without a tent

MoTown,

Pretend you like bukdow. Worked for me. Agree with his posts, defend him when the WalMarties attack him, etc.

Also, not to sound selfish or anything... I'd love to bring you in, but I'm afraid I don't want to risk my own membership in the process of doing so.

Sincerely,
The Mailman


P.S. if all else fails, I've set up a tent for you right next to the green and white tent:

http://www.wolfstad.com/wp-content/2006/quechua/small-tent.jpg

Fair enough. You will see a new MoTown in the NCAA forum.

ps Do I start threads bashing Walmart Wolverines or is that going to far?

MoTown,

Chances are they will be swatted. bukdow rarely leaves the NCAA forum, so he wouldn't have a chance to see the new MoTown.


Sincerely,
The Mailman

P.S. On second thought, I think a lengthy post in the NCAA forum denouncing Michigan and Michigan fans would be a good idea. Make up a story about how you were hanging with your Michigan buddies and their arrogance just disgusted you or something.

Good luck! I'll be waiting for you!

P.S. if all else fails, I've set up a tent for you right next to the green and white tent:

http://www.wolfstad.com/wp-content/2006/quechua/small-tent.jpg
Is that a Central Michigan tent? Just guessing by the colors.

http://pictopia.com/perl/get_image?provider_id=66&size=550x550_mb&ptp_photo_id=622078

This is all the practice I'll need.

Well Zip, I can support and root for Michigan State without being a fan. After all, I was invited to THE tent while being a Michigan bootlick.

And not to brag or anything, but I HAVE been to the university before...it was a nice little class field trip!

It is done. My protest against this institution which insists on making my life miserable.
Check that blog out--supposably this guy delivers the goods.

Another victory for the good guys!

I will be purchasing this:

http://www.nexternal.com/bigtop/images/Michigan%20State%20(white)%20Car%20Flag.jpg
not found in any of your WalMart stores!!

I have one of those flags that I clip to my belt!

Defend Michigan now, Wil. One of your own just jumped ship.

powned

http://www.msudodgeball.com/images/MDCposteremail.jpg

Defend Michigan now, Wil. One of your own just jumped ship.

powned

Who the hell are you talking about? Some guy just up and changed his mind about which team he likes? Man, I wish more people were like me: Pick a team and stick with it, rain or shine.

I know Zip, whoever this Michigan "fan" is...well, he's a great example of what bukdow talks about.

What a piece of shit. Look at me, proud to be a lifelong fan of Michigan State University, and it's not just because I have four degrees from there, either.

What are those degrees in again? History I know, and what else?

Microscopic Cat Fish Larvae Research (a growing field); Banjo Stringing (One of our country's great inventions, the banjo); Interesting Dietary Fad Modification; and Indian Caste System Studies.

Currently listening to: Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go

Funny, I actually know a real live Sparty who lists that as his favorite song.

Sparties do this, just for fun with NO cup. They're tough guys. Zip you need to post a vid doing this since you converted or your conversion is not accepted.

kMgWui4XTBM

http://www.sjfanboy.com/score/ouch.jpg

http://www.jonpeddie.com/Back_Pages/images/09-01-06/zackmorrisphone.jpg

practice? don't need it. GO GREEN!